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00:00:00Uyghur, 2-2.
00:00:012-2.
00:00:02Sen iyimelen kullanırsa willpower.
00:00:04Hell yeah.
00:00:053-3
00:00:06You smash the card into the tree.
00:00:08A flaming Christmas tree in mid-January
00:00:10comes smashing into the green aisle.
00:00:14A Douglas owned weed establishment
00:00:17here in town.
00:00:18Smashing into it,
00:00:19the gumbaroo vanishes into ash.
00:00:22And in the distance,
00:00:23you see a crispy Batchild and Darkness man.
00:00:25Levante, you're getting all the business names here,
00:00:27watching as the tree smashes into the green
00:00:29aisle. The fire starts to spread
00:00:31slightly to the exterior of Mike's
00:00:33and also there is no
00:00:35active fire department in Purpy.
00:00:38So what do you guys
00:00:39want to do? What's on fire?
00:00:42The tree,
00:00:43the green aisle now,
00:00:45and it is licking on the outside of Mike's
00:00:48bar. I do have
00:00:50one of my things
00:00:51is check the trunk.
00:00:53It's like one of my advantages. I have
00:00:55easy access to an armor of caches
00:00:57or tools. None of these items
00:00:59can exceed the value of something
00:01:01a resource's two character could access.
00:01:04Can I have a fire extinguisher?
00:01:06Can I just find one?
00:01:07We're in the... Mike's would have one too.
00:01:10We definitely put the fire
00:01:12outside of Mike's.
00:01:13I think we let it go.
00:01:15I think it's going to get the whole town high.
00:01:18So seconds,
00:01:19not that long later, you guys see,
00:01:21as you guys are standing outside here,
00:01:23you guys see a sort of squad
00:01:25car pulls up.
00:01:26into the water.
00:01:28Into the water.
00:01:30You just get the fuck out of there.
00:01:32H.J. is gone.
00:01:33You see an officer gets up and goes,
00:01:35holy shit, what happened here?
00:01:37It was insane.
00:01:39What happened?
00:01:40Some...
00:01:40These two kids
00:01:42had gotten a bear
00:01:44and they were filming something.
00:01:46Some sort of thing.
00:01:48My bar caught on fire.
00:01:49That's why I came down here.
00:01:50Officer looks over at you and says,
00:01:51your business owner?
00:01:52Your part owner here?
00:01:52Yeah, Mike's.
00:01:53Whatever you need.
00:01:55Really?
00:01:55If you own this business,
00:01:57then whatever you need, sir.
00:01:58You mean that?
00:01:58I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
00:02:00We are here to protect the business owners of Perpee.
00:02:02Oh, God.
00:02:03Um, you see,
00:02:05you guys hear
00:02:07a little moped
00:02:08and you see
00:02:10a dude gets off his bike.
00:02:12Oh, no.
00:02:13Absolutely roided.
00:02:14You see,
00:02:14he's got a full bazooka
00:02:16on his back.
00:02:18Wow.
00:02:18You see, he goes,
00:02:19hey there.
00:02:20Okay.
00:02:21What?
00:02:21Who's up to,
00:02:22who's lollygagging?
00:02:23Who's up to,
00:02:23who's up to no good?
00:02:25I don't know.
00:02:26Some kids.
00:02:26I'm Levante Worthy.
00:02:28I'm part owner
00:02:28in Mark's Bar.
00:02:29Yeah?
00:02:29Is this your car?
00:02:30It can't be parked here.
00:02:31That's not my car.
00:02:32The car that's on fire?
00:02:34Is that a cop?
00:02:34You see,
00:02:35he looks at you and goes,
00:02:36no.
00:02:36And you see,
00:02:37he starts to get on his moped
00:02:38and scoot away
00:02:39as the other officer.
00:02:41Is that Todd?
00:02:41Who are you, Todd?
00:02:42Officer looks and says,
00:02:43that's Todd.
00:02:43I'm at four hunger.
00:02:44I have to eat Todd.
00:02:45I need to.
00:02:45I do.
00:02:46I need to.
00:02:47Officer, look this way.
00:02:48Yeah?
00:02:49I was so scared.
00:02:51I was really scared.
00:02:52Go eat him.
00:02:53Go eat him.
00:02:54Go.
00:02:55We got this.
00:02:56Look at him.
00:02:56So Todd's riding away
00:02:57on a moped, right?
00:02:58On a moped, yeah.
00:02:59Can I
00:03:01jump out of the water,
00:03:02stop Todd
00:03:02and stop him for you?
00:03:03And grab Todd.
00:03:05Head off Todd.
00:03:06Do you have
00:03:06an underwater
00:03:07sort of headset?
00:03:08I'm like,
00:03:09I'm like going
00:03:10like right here.
00:03:11Give me manipulation,
00:03:13persuasion
00:03:14against these,
00:03:15against these officers.
00:03:17And H.J.,
00:03:17Darkness Man
00:03:18and Bat Child,
00:03:18do you want to pursue
00:03:19Todd Varner?
00:03:19I think I'm gonna,
00:03:21oh,
00:03:21I'm so hungry,
00:03:22but we've already
00:03:23made such a mess today.
00:03:24Yeah,
00:03:25Todd's by himself.
00:03:25What's one more
00:03:26broken egg?
00:03:27Yeah,
00:03:28we follow Todd.
00:03:28Yeah,
00:03:29I mean,
00:03:29he literally put a,
00:03:30he put crosshairs
00:03:31on our car.
00:03:32That's true.
00:03:33Uh,
00:03:33that's five successes.
00:03:36Five successes from you.
00:03:38One,
00:03:39two,
00:03:39three,
00:03:40four,
00:03:40eight successes.
00:03:41Woo!
00:03:42I was really in my feels
00:03:43about that.
00:03:44I'm scared.
00:03:44You see,
00:03:44as you look over,
00:03:45you see,
00:03:46with a combined total
00:03:47of 13 successes,
00:03:48one of the police
00:03:49is walking up
00:03:49to the business's
00:03:50security cameras
00:03:51and is wiping a magnet
00:03:53over the hard drives
00:03:54of the cameras,
00:03:55being like,
00:03:56Yeah,
00:03:56the last thing we want,
00:03:57I think it's a great point.
00:03:58If kids were to see
00:04:00these stunts or pranks
00:04:01on security footage,
00:04:03it would become
00:04:03a new trend,
00:04:04TikTok.
00:04:05Better just to erase it.
00:04:06We don't need to do
00:04:07Fire Bear stuff anymore,
00:04:09I swear.
00:04:09Can I say something?
00:04:11Of course.
00:04:12Thank you for owning
00:04:12a business.
00:04:15Somebody's gotta do it.
00:04:19He just smells
00:04:20your clothes deeply
00:04:22and says,
00:04:22I noticed you're bleeding.
00:04:24Have you been attacked?
00:04:25Yeah.
00:04:25The kids said,
00:04:27they pointed the bear
00:04:27at me.
00:04:29They said,
00:04:30they said,
00:04:30get him.
00:04:31He owns a business.
00:04:35He's a little fucking
00:04:36Kanye.
00:04:37I swear to God.
00:04:38They said,
00:04:38get that business owner,
00:04:39get him in his beautiful
00:04:40Italian silk shirt.
00:04:42We'll show him.
00:04:43We have a good idea
00:04:44who these kids are.
00:04:45Oh, well,
00:04:46I can definitely identify them
00:04:48if you need me
00:04:49to come down
00:04:49to the precinct.
00:04:50Great.
00:04:50It's a $500 shirt,
00:04:52which I think
00:04:53is grand theft
00:04:54in Oregon, right?
00:04:56C nods and says,
00:04:57you from East Coast?
00:04:59Yes.
00:05:00C looks and says,
00:05:00all right,
00:05:02we're on it.
00:05:03Thank you.
00:05:04There's some kids
00:05:04that are always
00:05:05messing with bears around here.
00:05:06Okay,
00:05:06we'll find out.
00:05:06And you see that he,
00:05:07they get in their car
00:05:08and pull out.
00:05:09For the rest of you,
00:05:10you see Todd
00:05:13on his little moth head.
00:05:14As soon as he's by himself.
00:05:15I mean,
00:05:15he's like around here,
00:05:16so it's pretty like,
00:05:17there's not much going on.
00:05:18I tackle him off the motorcycle
00:05:20when we try to eat him.
00:05:21But no role necessary.
00:05:23Todd pulls around
00:05:24and looks over
00:05:25and sees the lumber mill
00:05:26and it's just like,
00:05:27lights on inside.
00:05:28That's a violation.
00:05:29Lights out!
00:05:32Great.
00:05:33You can slake all your hunger.
00:05:35Wow.
00:05:36And I guess we have
00:05:37a bazooka now.
00:05:38You guys also have a bazooka?
00:05:39Yeah, that's going to say,
00:05:40yeah, I'll be huge.
00:05:41Incredible.
00:05:41Keep the bazooka.
00:05:43Oh, jeez,
00:05:44I was so hungry.
00:05:45How do I heal
00:05:47all this damage?
00:05:48Healing aggravated damage
00:05:49is incredibly challenging.
00:05:51You guys are in
00:05:52a lot of trouble.
00:05:53I need a sick day.
00:05:54You can't have a sick day.
00:05:56Our boss and our rivals
00:05:57are coming to dinner.
00:05:58It's her birthday.
00:05:59She can have a sick birthday.
00:06:01Oh, she's sick on her birthday.
00:06:02Oh, my God.
00:06:03So,
00:06:04I might as well
00:06:05You know what?
00:06:05Have this bazooka.
00:06:07So, you guys
00:06:07are going to carry
00:06:08these burns.
00:06:09You can only heal
00:06:10one level
00:06:11of aggravated damage
00:06:13by making
00:06:14three rouse checks
00:06:15at the beginning
00:06:16of a session
00:06:16in addition
00:06:17to the wake-up rouse check.
00:06:19Damn.
00:06:20And yet to succeed
00:06:21how many times?
00:06:22It removes one level
00:06:23each time you succeed.
00:06:24Per level of damage.
00:06:25I should have just
00:06:26made my mouth
00:06:26into a portal
00:06:27and mouth-kissed it
00:06:28the whole time.
00:06:29Well, if you mouth-kissed it,
00:06:30it wouldn't have blown up
00:06:31and we had to blow it up
00:06:32before it got to...
00:06:34Douglas' is
00:06:35or it would have blown up
00:06:36in the...
00:06:37It could have...
00:06:38He was trying to fuck
00:06:39the bear.
00:06:39It was better.
00:06:40Was this the only bear?
00:06:41This was the only gumbaroo.
00:06:43Four more gumbaroos.
00:06:44Yeah, four more gumbaroos
00:06:45turn the corner,
00:06:46each harder than the last.
00:06:48I hand Levante back his phone.
00:06:50Me and Tyler
00:06:50have clearly been sexting.
00:06:52What?
00:06:53What?
00:06:55From your...
00:06:55From my phone?
00:06:57I got bored.
00:06:58I don't have his number.
00:06:59Having defeated the gumbaroo,
00:07:01all of you are left wondering
00:07:04about what Madelaine saw
00:07:06in her premonition
00:07:07with Boyd Douglas astride
00:07:09that altar
00:07:09on the Golden Bounty Farm
00:07:11and what is to come.
00:07:12However,
00:07:13some of your companions here
00:07:14are badly,
00:07:15badly injured.
00:07:17During that following day,
00:07:18Tyler Morimoto
00:07:19gets a whole bunch of candles
00:07:21and everything that you need
00:07:22and gets to work
00:07:25such that
00:07:25when evening time
00:07:27rolls around,
00:07:29you all find yourself
00:07:31awakening
00:07:32in your domicile.
00:07:34And I will ask
00:07:35Darkness Man and Batchel
00:07:36if you would like to
00:07:36on this first evening
00:07:37attempt to heal
00:07:39some of the aggravated damage.
00:07:40Yes, that would be great.
00:07:41It's going to be
00:07:42in addition to your
00:07:43normal rouse checks
00:07:44which everyone needs to make
00:07:45waking up on a new night,
00:07:47you guys have to make
00:07:48your normal rouse check
00:07:48and three additional.
00:07:50You will automatically
00:07:52heal a point
00:07:53of aggravated damage
00:07:54but you're making
00:07:54three additional rouse checks
00:07:56because you might get
00:07:57way hungrier doing so.
00:07:58Does that make sense?
00:07:59Okay.
00:08:00What if I'm already
00:08:01at three hunger
00:08:03so that I go to bed?
00:08:05You might frenzy
00:08:07on waking up
00:08:08or potentially not.
00:08:09If there's anything else
00:08:10you would try to do
00:08:10that night
00:08:11before you got awake.
00:08:12Do you want to go
00:08:13to the,
00:08:16what were they called?
00:08:18The volunteers?
00:08:20Oh yeah,
00:08:20the blood banks.
00:08:21You could go and slake
00:08:22two hunger
00:08:22from your guys' herd
00:08:24that night
00:08:25if you wanted to.
00:08:26I could also share
00:08:26some of Todd.
00:08:27Yeah, share some of Todd.
00:08:29So in that case
00:08:29each of you only gets
00:08:30rid of two hunger points
00:08:31doing that.
00:08:32Cool.
00:08:33Great.
00:08:33Cool.
00:08:34How are we doing hunger-wise
00:08:35for everybody else?
00:08:36What's Levante at?
00:08:37I'm at one.
00:08:38Two now.
00:08:39I'm down to one now.
00:08:40Zayt, is it four?
00:08:40I think I'm at three
00:08:41because I think
00:08:42I got rid of one earlier.
00:08:43Cool one.
00:08:44One.
00:08:44Okay, gotcha.
00:08:45Zayt's a little bit hungry.
00:08:46So darkness man
00:08:47and bat child
00:08:47you guys are going to roll
00:08:48your normal rouse check
00:08:49and three additional.
00:08:51Pass the first one.
00:08:53Fail.
00:08:53And then three fucking fails.
00:08:56Full hunger.
00:08:57Five.
00:08:58But you don't roll
00:08:59an additional one
00:08:59past five, do you?
00:09:00Um, no.
00:09:01Okay.
00:09:02I'm back up to three
00:09:03because I failed two of them.
00:09:04So each of you
00:09:05heals one point
00:09:06of aggravated
00:09:07and dark dismayed.
00:09:09You awaken hungry.
00:09:11You are on the threshold
00:09:13of frenzy
00:09:14on the night
00:09:15that Kosche is supposed
00:09:16to arrive.
00:09:17All right.
00:09:18I got to go to the,
00:09:20uh, our volunteers
00:09:22and drink some blood.
00:09:23How much does that,
00:09:25uh...
00:09:25That gets rid of two.
00:09:27Okay.
00:09:27I probably should go as well
00:09:29and try to get rid of...
00:09:30Should we invite them?
00:09:31Then it's going to be
00:09:31just one from each of you.
00:09:32One hunger level
00:09:33from each of you.
00:09:34Should we invite them
00:09:34to Elysium?
00:09:35We could all drink up there.
00:09:36Because we have three
00:09:37to choose from, right?
00:09:38Four.
00:09:39That could feed us.
00:09:40Because you're kind of
00:09:40coming out of a period
00:09:41of downtime
00:09:41the previous night.
00:09:43There are extensions
00:09:44of, like, how much others have...
00:09:46How much it's safe
00:09:47to drink from people.
00:09:48You can also drink
00:09:48more than that
00:09:50if it's, uh...
00:09:52Depending on if it's safe
00:09:53or not to do so.
00:09:54But it's about how often
00:09:55you're drinking from people.
00:09:56Look, I'm fine
00:09:57with killing all of them.
00:09:58There are four duds
00:09:59as far as I'm concerned.
00:10:00Oh, we can kill them.
00:10:02Kosche will probably
00:10:03expect to see them
00:10:04in some...
00:10:05Because aren't they...
00:10:06He hired them.
00:10:07I think he hired them.
00:10:08Does anyone have
00:10:08the herd advantage here?
00:10:11or no?
00:10:11My herd advantage
00:10:13is that we have
00:10:14a machine shop.
00:10:15Yeah.
00:10:16I believe you guys
00:10:17have two dots
00:10:18in herd,
00:10:19which means that
00:10:19you can slake
00:10:20that level of hunger
00:10:21each week.
00:10:22Each week?
00:10:23Yeah.
00:10:24It's hard to get
00:10:25less hungry
00:10:26if you're just
00:10:26taking polite little sips.
00:10:27About three hunger.
00:10:29Okay, same.
00:10:30Yeah, so...
00:10:31If I took one...
00:10:32If I got rid of one
00:10:33from the podcast editor,
00:10:35then I'd be at two.
00:10:36Unfortunately,
00:10:37the herd as a whole
00:10:38can only offer
00:10:40two points of hunger slate.
00:10:42So if you're starting
00:10:43at five,
00:10:43what hunger are you at?
00:10:44I was starting at three.
00:10:46So I can just be at three,
00:10:47I think.
00:10:48All right.
00:10:48And you'll get down
00:10:49to three as well?
00:10:50Yeah.
00:10:50Okay, so three members
00:10:51of your coder here
00:10:52at three hunger.
00:10:53What do you guys do
00:10:54that night knowing
00:10:55you're not exactly sure
00:10:56when Kosche is going
00:10:57to arrive or not?
00:10:58We'll text him
00:10:58the address at Elysium.
00:11:00I'm just having
00:11:01some second thoughts
00:11:01about the candles
00:11:02after last night.
00:11:04Should we tell Tyler
00:11:05to take them all back?
00:11:06They're already building.
00:11:07We kept the receiver.
00:11:08We did all that fight.
00:11:09We did all that
00:11:10with the bear.
00:11:11We got to enjoy
00:11:12our candles.
00:11:12Yeah, we're not...
00:11:13Nobody's going to do...
00:11:15Everyone's going to be
00:11:15incredibly safe,
00:11:17you know?
00:11:17We'll hang out.
00:11:18Tyler got us
00:11:19a Bluetooth speaker.
00:11:20We'll play some fun music.
00:11:22We'll sit around.
00:11:24You know,
00:11:24it'll be real classic
00:11:25Elysium vibes,
00:11:26you know?
00:11:26Levante,
00:11:27you get a text
00:11:28from Maya.
00:11:29Oh.
00:11:29Who says,
00:11:30hey,
00:11:31heading up to the
00:11:31rocks with Cody.
00:11:33Let us know
00:11:34when to expect you guys.
00:11:37We forgot
00:11:38with the whole
00:11:39bear thing
00:11:40to cancel.
00:11:43I'm so hungry.
00:11:45Okay.
00:11:45I'm going to be
00:11:46a mess tonight.
00:11:48I'm just warning you guys.
00:11:50I'm angry.
00:11:51I'm sorry.
00:11:51You're so put together
00:11:53all the other time.
00:11:54You're allowed
00:11:55to be human.
00:11:56Thanks, yeah.
00:11:57I feel like you had
00:11:57a really good meeting
00:11:58with Maya before.
00:12:00Right?
00:12:01Uh, yeah.
00:12:03Maybe,
00:12:03and I had a good meeting
00:12:04with Cody.
00:12:04Not as hungry,
00:12:04I guess.
00:12:05Maybe you and me
00:12:06go meet Cody
00:12:07at the rock climbing.
00:12:08Okay.
00:12:09And then these guys
00:12:10do Elysium.
00:12:11Yeah,
00:12:12I was also thinking
00:12:13if you guys want
00:12:14to get rid of some hunger,
00:12:15there were some
00:12:15really questionable
00:12:16people at the gun range.
00:12:18Oh, yes.
00:12:19Who just wanted to
00:12:20grab someone.
00:12:22No, not that guy.
00:12:23That guy's my friend.
00:12:24but the rest of the people.
00:12:26The people who shot at?
00:12:27Yeah, the people who shot at.
00:12:28You should kill them.
00:12:28Yeah, throwing guys.
00:12:29Yeah.
00:12:30Okay, four of us
00:12:31go to Elysium.
00:12:31You guys go meet
00:12:33with Maya and Cody
00:12:34at the rocks.
00:12:35We don't want to rain check.
00:12:37I mean,
00:12:37it just feels rude
00:12:38at this point.
00:12:39Yeah, you're right.
00:12:40It feels rude.
00:12:40It's rude.
00:12:41to finally end
00:12:42the long-standing war
00:12:44between werewolves
00:12:45and vampires.
00:12:46Yeah.
00:12:47I'll text back Maya.
00:12:48Maya,
00:12:49so sorry.
00:12:51Crazy day at work.
00:12:53H.J.
00:12:54and
00:12:56Madeline
00:12:56are
00:12:58for sure
00:12:58going to be there.
00:13:00The rest of us
00:13:00are maybes.
00:13:02We'll catch up
00:13:03with you soon,
00:13:04if not tonight.
00:13:05You get a response
00:13:06back pretty quickly
00:13:07saying,
00:13:08it's no problem
00:13:09if you want to reschedule.
00:13:10Okay, they said
00:13:11it's no problem
00:13:11but what do we reschedule?
00:13:12Yeah, yeah,
00:13:13let's reschedule.
00:13:14Awesome.
00:13:14Oh my God.
00:13:15Oh wow.
00:13:16What's that?
00:13:16Happy birthday.
00:13:18Happy birthday.
00:13:19Oh my gosh.
00:13:21Oh my God.
00:13:21I forgot.
00:13:22Happy birthday.
00:13:23Happy birthday to you.
00:13:24We got these candles.
00:13:26Happy birthday to you.
00:13:28Happy birthday to you.
00:13:29Check your email.
00:13:30I got you a present.
00:13:31Oh,
00:13:32I checked my email.
00:13:34You find an email
00:13:36registering you
00:13:37for a
00:13:39zoology
00:13:39class at night.
00:13:42A digital
00:13:42zoology class,
00:13:44night class.
00:13:44Now that's great.
00:13:46You don't have to be
00:13:46a full matriculating student.
00:13:47You could just take
00:13:48some classes
00:13:49here and there.
00:13:49Oh.
00:13:50It's really,
00:13:51really sweet.
00:13:52You love school.
00:13:54Yeah,
00:13:54I love school.
00:13:55It's really,
00:13:56really nice.
00:13:59It's everything
00:13:59I always wanted
00:14:00at one point
00:14:01in my life.
00:14:02We're kind of
00:14:03talking in the past tense.
00:14:05So which one
00:14:05you like more?
00:14:05The thong or the...
00:14:07Well,
00:14:08I'm wearing the thong.
00:14:10Oh.
00:14:11And the...
00:14:12It's so small.
00:14:15I know.
00:14:15I'm wearing it like
00:14:16an anklet.
00:14:18What?
00:14:19Just kind of
00:14:19twisted and wrapped?
00:14:20Oh,
00:14:21that's so creative.
00:14:22Well,
00:14:22let's rain check
00:14:23with Maya
00:14:23head on down
00:14:24to Elysium
00:14:25and have ourselves
00:14:26a good old-fashioned
00:14:27lumber mill
00:14:29rave thing.
00:14:29How much...
00:14:30Okay.
00:14:31He's going to know
00:14:32we're lying to him
00:14:33when we lie to him.
00:14:34What are we going
00:14:35to tell him
00:14:36about?
00:14:36I say we tell him
00:14:37the truth.
00:14:38About what?
00:14:38Lying about what?
00:14:39We're doing so good
00:14:40I don't want to tell him
00:14:41about Cody
00:14:41because he's going
00:14:42to want to kill Cody
00:14:43and Cody's...
00:14:43Okay,
00:14:43that's why we're not
00:14:44going to go meet Cody.
00:14:45Okay.
00:14:45We won't even tell him
00:14:46about Cody.
00:14:47Say there's some mages
00:14:48in town.
00:14:48We don't know.
00:14:48We actually don't even know.
00:14:50We don't know for a fact.
00:14:51Unless you're covered
00:14:51in battle scars.
00:14:52I mean,
00:14:53come on,
00:14:53look at you guys.
00:14:54Yeah.
00:14:54You're the picture
00:14:55of hard work
00:14:56and us getting
00:14:57our hands dirty
00:14:58here in town.
00:14:59Okay.
00:14:59Yeah.
00:15:00Let's go.
00:15:00We got a great story.
00:15:02I say let's tell it.
00:15:03Let's get some beats
00:15:04pumping on the beats pill.
00:15:05Yeah.
00:15:05Yeah.
00:15:06Exactly.
00:15:07Yeah.
00:15:08I'm going to add
00:15:08everyone to a playlist.
00:15:09Will everyone just
00:15:10add two songs?
00:15:12Oh, okay.
00:15:12I'll do the fifth
00:15:13and the sixth best
00:15:14Bush song.
00:15:15Take care.
00:15:16Everything Zen,
00:15:17which I forgot
00:15:18during the adventuring party,
00:15:19and then
00:15:20Chemicals Between Us.
00:15:21I'm going to just do
00:15:22Killing in the Name of
00:15:24by Rage Against the Machine
00:15:25twice.
00:15:25Okay, great.
00:15:26Okay.
00:15:26I guess I'll do
00:15:27Killing in the Name of...
00:15:29Yes.
00:15:31And I'm like a bird.
00:15:34Okay.
00:15:34I'm going to do
00:15:35that tattoo song.
00:15:37All the things she said.
00:15:38All the things she said.
00:15:39Oh, that's good.
00:15:39And I'm going to do
00:15:41the...
00:15:43I'm blue
00:15:44da ba dee
00:15:45Oh, I love that one.
00:15:47I'm going to do
00:15:47that song twice.
00:15:50Awesome.
00:15:50Great playlist.
00:15:51You guys head
00:15:52to the lumber mill.
00:15:52Is there any...
00:15:53outside indication
00:15:55that the lumber mill
00:15:56is open?
00:15:57No, I don't think so.
00:15:59And it hasn't been, right?
00:16:00Yeah, I think it's just
00:16:01when you walk in,
00:16:01there's a bunch of
00:16:02red silk
00:16:04kind of strung
00:16:05between two parts
00:16:06and some,
00:16:08you know,
00:16:09delightfully...
00:16:10So many candles.
00:16:11Every window
00:16:12is covered with that
00:16:12kind of construction paper
00:16:13when a restaurant's
00:16:14being redone.
00:16:15Yeah.
00:16:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:16:16Around midnight,
00:16:17you guys see that Tyler
00:16:18has spent the entire day
00:16:20red satin
00:16:21hanging from the catwalks,
00:16:24candles everywhere.
00:16:25It can't help...
00:16:26What a firehacker.
00:16:27Here's the thing.
00:16:28It cannot help
00:16:29but look striking
00:16:30in here.
00:16:31The only thing is that...
00:16:32He's also cleaned up
00:16:34in here,
00:16:34so it doesn't...
00:16:35There's not, like,
00:16:36weird dust everywhere.
00:16:37It looks like
00:16:40there's still
00:16:41a little bit
00:16:41of power washer
00:16:43stain on some areas,
00:16:44but the dampness
00:16:44kind of even adds
00:16:46a little bit of mystique.
00:16:46that sort of reflects
00:16:47the candlelight.
00:16:48There's so many candles.
00:16:50It smells like
00:16:52cinnamon, nutmeg,
00:16:56coconut, pineapple.
00:16:58Tyler, I said one thing.
00:17:00You see, Tyler looks
00:17:01around at you
00:17:02and he goes,
00:17:03disrespect, Madeline.
00:17:04You're the most beautiful
00:17:05person I've ever seen
00:17:06in my life,
00:17:07and I would pull my eyes
00:17:09out of my head
00:17:10to be an entrepreneur.
00:17:14That's the kind of type...
00:17:15That's the kind of talk
00:17:16I like.
00:17:16Tyler, get the fuck
00:17:17out of here.
00:17:18Okay, if there's
00:17:19something insane happening,
00:17:20I like it,
00:17:21and I'll do whatever you say.
00:17:22Hey, man,
00:17:23one day you'll wear the mask.
00:17:25Not tonight.
00:17:26One day I'll be
00:17:27skull and bone.
00:17:27Ow, I hurt my hand
00:17:28when I did that.
00:17:29You see, he goes
00:17:30and dips out of the hall
00:17:31as fast as he can.
00:17:32You see that he
00:17:33shoots off into the dark.
00:17:34Are there any other
00:17:35preparations you guys
00:17:36make here for Elysium?
00:17:37Beats Pill is playing.
00:17:39I think we just...
00:17:40Let's lean into
00:17:41grand opening.
00:17:42Yeah, yeah.
00:17:42I mean, he's gonna ask us,
00:17:44like, about Elysium.
00:17:45and, like,
00:17:45who's on the council
00:17:46of Primogen
00:17:47and who's the prince?
00:17:49Yeah.
00:17:49Oh, yeah.
00:17:50We've established
00:17:51this is Elysium.
00:17:52What about the other two?
00:17:53I think Darkness Man
00:17:54should be the prince
00:17:55and it's obvious.
00:17:57I feel like maybe
00:17:58the prince should have
00:17:59some kind of levels
00:18:00in charisma
00:18:01and politics.
00:18:02I think the prince
00:18:02should maybe not...
00:18:04Maybe Hobsicord?
00:18:05You guys are having
00:18:06this conversation
00:18:06as a black town car
00:18:08rolls up outside.
00:18:10Shoot.
00:18:10Okay, let's...
00:18:11Maybe he can pick.
00:18:13Maybe it'll be
00:18:13a fun thing for him.
00:18:14Oh, we could tell him
00:18:15that he's the prince.
00:18:16Oh, we'll tell him
00:18:17he's the prince.
00:18:18Oh, no, but then
00:18:19he would hang out.
00:18:19He might...
00:18:20You guys see the doors
00:18:22slide open.
00:18:23As you see,
00:18:24two black Armani suit
00:18:27wearing security guards
00:18:29pull open the doors,
00:18:30the sort of sliding
00:18:31sort of elephant doors.
00:18:32You see surveillance on.
00:18:33One of them
00:18:34has a small semi-automatic
00:18:36sort of bulging
00:18:37outside of the
00:18:37sort of fancy jacket.
00:18:40And you see Kosche
00:18:41walks in,
00:18:43once again,
00:18:43leather vest exposed,
00:18:45broad brawny shoulders,
00:18:46a bunch of old
00:18:47Soviet tattoos
00:18:48on his body.
00:18:49And Ermin Damonescu
00:18:51walks in behind him.
00:18:52He walks in
00:18:53looking at all the candles.
00:18:56You welcome a sweet fire.
00:18:59Well,
00:19:00it's been a dangerous
00:19:02time in Purpi.
00:19:03And we thought
00:19:04there was a fun
00:19:07thematic
00:19:07kind of
00:19:08it's part of our journey
00:19:10and it's part of our
00:19:12Elysium.
00:19:13Well,
00:19:14it is good to see
00:19:15this.
00:19:16You have
00:19:19spent your time
00:19:20well here
00:19:21in Purpi.
00:19:22Yes.
00:19:23So you're going to stay
00:19:24or just leave?
00:19:26Ermin turns to you
00:19:27and says,
00:19:29first thing you see.
00:19:34We're doing well.
00:19:35Kosche
00:19:35sits on the edge
00:19:37of a table.
00:19:38Ermin looks around
00:19:39and says,
00:19:40do you have chairs
00:19:40in this place?
00:19:42No,
00:19:43it's mostly,
00:19:43the expectation
00:19:45is that when
00:19:45we're really up
00:19:46and running
00:19:47it'll be mostly
00:19:48writhing.
00:19:49So we don't want
00:19:50anything to get
00:19:51in the way of them.
00:19:51She stands and says,
00:19:53tell me about
00:19:53what you've accomplished
00:19:54thus far in Purpi.
00:19:56Where to begin?
00:19:58So much,
00:19:59so many.
00:20:00First of all,
00:20:01we think Nancy Dandertopf
00:20:02is a shoe-in
00:20:03for the Pulitzer.
00:20:05So there was
00:20:06some Inquisition hopefuls
00:20:08that were trying
00:20:09to hunt vampires here.
00:20:10Took care of that.
00:20:11Mm-hmm.
00:20:12Without raising
00:20:14any suspicion.
00:20:17There's,
00:20:18we're meeting
00:20:19with some mages.
00:20:19They look very badly burned.
00:20:20Yeah.
00:20:22Oh, yeah.
00:20:22You look very badly burned.
00:20:24I am very badly burned.
00:20:26You look not badly burned.
00:20:27What's this energy?
00:20:29What's,
00:20:30what's this energy?
00:20:31That's your help.
00:20:32I'm mouthing off.
00:20:34Stop.
00:20:35Why are you
00:20:35coming to me?
00:20:35You just say
00:20:36that you're mouthing off.
00:20:38There was a horror festival.
00:20:40We take that over.
00:20:41We'll do that.
00:20:42Yeah, we'll do that.
00:20:43There's a horror festival.
00:20:44We basically control
00:20:44the aristocracy.
00:20:46There's a horror festival
00:20:47coming up.
00:20:48We're all in with that.
00:20:50We're about to meet
00:20:51with some powerful mages.
00:20:53We have a-
00:20:54Powerful mages?
00:20:55Very powerful mages.
00:20:56Oh, yes.
00:20:57What methods
00:20:58have you taken
00:20:58to subdue these mages?
00:21:00It's kind of,
00:21:01we punted a meeting.
00:21:04It said embrace
00:21:05or destroy
00:21:06any moral mages
00:21:07and we were
00:21:08trying to decide
00:21:09whether we were
00:21:10going to embrace
00:21:11or destroy them.
00:21:12That's what the meeting
00:21:12was about.
00:21:13Exactly.
00:21:13We're going to give them
00:21:14an ultimatum.
00:21:15And I took care
00:21:16of a leprechaun
00:21:16real good.
00:21:18See,
00:21:18Ermin goes,
00:21:19what?
00:21:20That's not real.
00:21:21We need a leprechaun.
00:21:22A leprechaun.
00:21:23She had one shoe
00:21:24in a bush.
00:21:25And they had sex
00:21:26in a dirty...
00:21:27Next to a single shoe.
00:21:29She had to be
00:21:30a real leprechaun
00:21:31or she just fucked
00:21:31sort of a short woman
00:21:32in a bush.
00:21:35Come on now.
00:21:36Did you know
00:21:36there's a battle war
00:21:37between the leprechauns
00:21:38and the bad guy?
00:21:38You see that Ermin
00:21:38and Koshy look at each other
00:21:40and Koshy says,
00:21:40I took care of it.
00:21:41Okay,
00:21:41so we fuck
00:21:42a short girl
00:21:43in a bush.
00:21:44No,
00:21:45she spin around
00:21:46and gold coins
00:21:46come out of her hands.
00:21:47Come on.
00:21:48Corrupt the clergy.
00:21:49Going to be a slam dunk.
00:21:50we just gotta do it.
00:21:51Yeah.
00:21:53Command the flow of money
00:21:54is coming up,
00:21:55honestly.
00:21:55Oh, it's coming up.
00:21:56dominate all cultural forces.
00:21:58Oh, we have done that.
00:21:58We have.
00:21:59We've influenced someone.
00:22:01We have a puppet
00:22:02that is going to be running
00:22:04for local government soon.
00:22:06What have you done
00:22:07in terms of local government?
00:22:08I mean,
00:22:11massive plowing
00:22:11of the fields
00:22:12and lots of seating.
00:22:14I mean,
00:22:15of course,
00:22:16time is,
00:22:16you know,
00:22:17is always going to be a factor.
00:22:19One of the main patriarchs
00:22:20has been taken down.
00:22:22Yes.
00:22:22Murdered.
00:22:23Which is true.
00:22:24See,
00:22:24she looks at him
00:22:25and says,
00:22:26what do you mean
00:22:26taken down?
00:22:27He was killed
00:22:28in a bathtub
00:22:29and we had nothing
00:22:30to do with it.
00:22:31And that opened up
00:22:33a seat
00:22:33and then Sasquatch
00:22:35ran back into it.
00:22:37What part of control
00:22:38of the aristocracy
00:22:40is unclear here?
00:22:42Why are aristocracy-
00:22:43I had questions
00:22:43about that.
00:22:45You see,
00:22:45Koshay nods to you
00:22:46and says,
00:22:48this plowing of field
00:22:49you're talking about.
00:22:50Of course.
00:22:51You are set up here
00:22:53to do what?
00:22:54Have you isolated
00:22:55who is the movers
00:22:56and shakers here?
00:22:57Very much so.
00:22:58Yes.
00:22:59Who they are?
00:23:01The Whitaker family
00:23:01and the Douglas family.
00:23:03The Douglases.
00:23:03And we're digging up
00:23:04dirt on them.
00:23:05We think we're going to
00:23:06win the next election
00:23:08in the landslide.
00:23:09For sure.
00:23:10What do you mean
00:23:10you're going to win
00:23:11the next election?
00:23:12Well,
00:23:12we have a puppet candidate.
00:23:14She run a moderately tasteful
00:23:16Elevated casual.
00:23:17Koshay sort of
00:23:18hangs his head
00:23:19for a second.
00:23:19You see that Irmian says,
00:23:22why are you running
00:23:24a candidate?
00:23:26You said that
00:23:26you were plowing fields.
00:23:28What inroads have you
00:23:29made with the Whitakers
00:23:30and the Douglases?
00:23:31Well,
00:23:32I'm fucking one
00:23:32of the Whitakers.
00:23:34So?
00:23:35All right.
00:23:35Madelaine seems to be
00:23:36doing a lot
00:23:37of the heavy-
00:23:38Thank you.
00:23:40I think you should
00:23:41let me get out of here
00:23:42because I'm doing
00:23:43all the work.
00:23:44She looks and says,
00:23:45well,
00:23:46that's part of what
00:23:47we are discussing here
00:23:49is there is an opportunity
00:23:51for some of you
00:23:52to maybe be relieved
00:23:53of this.
00:23:57No,
00:23:58we'll talk.
00:23:58What are you talking about?
00:24:00What are you talking about?
00:24:01What?
00:24:01Are you serious?
00:24:03We don't have to be here anymore?
00:24:04Yeah,
00:24:05some of us.
00:24:06Which ones?
00:24:07Probably the ones
00:24:07that are fucking everybody
00:24:08and doing all the work.
00:24:09Describe to me your plan
00:24:09to control the aristocracy
00:24:11and master the engines of state.
00:24:12We're gonna get the dog
00:24:13on our side.
00:24:14We have the dog.
00:24:15Okay,
00:24:15you have to understand,
00:24:16Purpy is not normal.
00:24:20This town that you sent us to
00:24:22is filled with ghosts
00:24:25and fucking squeaky bears
00:24:28and a Bigfoot
00:24:30and a smiling Nixon.
00:24:31All right?
00:24:31This is a shit sandwich.
00:24:34And I am eating it
00:24:35as fast as I fucking can.
00:24:38All right?
00:24:38I am taking bites
00:24:40of the shit sandwich
00:24:42and every bite
00:24:44I'm saying,
00:24:45mm-mm,
00:24:46good.
00:24:46I have yet to say
00:24:48the shit sandwich
00:24:49is bad.
00:24:50Am I yelling?
00:24:51Okay?
00:24:52I just don't...
00:24:53We're down to the crust
00:24:54and the crust
00:24:56is a fully erect
00:24:57lumberjack on an altar.
00:24:58So you gotta work with us.
00:25:00We're so close.
00:25:02Okay?
00:25:02And I bet,
00:25:05honestly,
00:25:06a couple of us leave
00:25:07and the rest of us
00:25:09could handle it.
00:25:10You see that Ermin says,
00:25:12you seem not at your best.
00:25:14Perhaps we didn't give you
00:25:15enough time to prepare.
00:25:18But I'd like to know
00:25:20as much about this
00:25:21mortal mage
00:25:22as you'd care to tell me.
00:25:24Well, he's uncut.
00:25:25Whoa.
00:25:27How do you know that?
00:25:29Which one?
00:25:29He only wears shorts.
00:25:31Oh, no, the Maya.
00:25:34Oh, I don't know
00:25:35anything about her.
00:25:36I've actually met
00:25:36not really in that turtle.
00:25:38Yeah, there's so much.
00:25:38There's a lot of magic
00:25:39happening here.
00:25:40There's like maybe
00:25:41good mages and bad mages?
00:25:43The two major families,
00:25:45the Whitakers
00:25:46and the Douglases.
00:25:47The two maging families.
00:25:49Sorry.
00:25:50Something is going on
00:25:51magically with them.
00:25:52And then I tell them
00:25:53everything that we know
00:25:53about the Douglases' farm
00:25:54and the altar
00:25:56and I don't know,
00:25:57what is it?
00:25:57Like warlock.
00:25:58Erect.
00:26:00Fully erect either way.
00:26:01Cut, uncut at that point
00:26:03you're not sure.
00:26:03And those are the destroy mages
00:26:05we would say
00:26:06and then the embrace mages
00:26:07are the ones
00:26:07we were going to
00:26:08have a meeting with.
00:26:09Very chill.
00:26:10Run the claw.
00:26:10Yeah, then we ended up punting.
00:26:11You look at Armin.
00:26:12She says,
00:26:13understood.
00:26:15I want to be very clear.
00:26:17You were sent here
00:26:19to establish Camarilla dominance
00:26:21in the town of Perpey, Oregon.
00:26:24I see that this has created
00:26:26some stress.
00:26:28For our purposes,
00:26:30it just seems like
00:26:31we're once again
00:26:32having a repeat
00:26:33of the Red Iron Building
00:26:36party a couple months ago.
00:26:39The Banksy.
00:26:40The Banksy.
00:26:42We didn't run a Banksy again.
00:26:43We wouldn't do that twice.
00:26:45That would be stupid.
00:26:45Ermin takes out a phone
00:26:47and goes,
00:26:48notable artist Banksy
00:26:50has kidnapped
00:26:51two independent publishers
00:26:52from the town of Perpey, Oregon.
00:26:54Well, he's a killer
00:26:55and he's struck again
00:26:56but that has nothing
00:26:57to do with us.
00:26:58And he didn't kidnap him.
00:26:59He decapitated them.
00:27:00This says that the head
00:27:02was a fake
00:27:03and that someone demanded
00:27:04to meet Banksy
00:27:05to ask how he pulled it off.
00:27:07And then someone went,
00:27:08oh, oh, he.
00:27:09That's a man.
00:27:12That's bad journalism.
00:27:15AI written.
00:27:16Probably AI written.
00:27:18I just want
00:27:18to be clear here.
00:27:21I come up here
00:27:22and I hear that there's
00:27:23one of the elders
00:27:24of the town
00:27:25who's been killed
00:27:26or drowned.
00:27:28My question to you,
00:27:29H.J.,
00:27:30as one of the older
00:27:31kindred amongst us here,
00:27:33is having isolated
00:27:35who's in charge
00:27:35of the town,
00:27:36why are they being killed?
00:27:39Why are they not
00:27:40being corrupted?
00:27:41Why are they not being
00:27:43overcome?
00:27:45You know,
00:27:46you've isolated the families
00:27:47in town that control everything
00:27:48and you're not manipulating
00:27:49these families?
00:27:50Why?
00:27:51They were unmanipulatable,
00:27:54we decided.
00:27:54They were too stuck
00:27:56in whatever their agenda was.
00:27:58So it was good
00:27:59that the eldest died.
00:28:00It shakes up the family
00:28:01a little bit.
00:28:02We can control the...
00:28:03Shaking up is not
00:28:04what we're here to do.
00:28:06Shaking up
00:28:07is never
00:28:08what we are here to do.
00:28:10We live forever,
00:28:12steady as she goes,
00:28:14you nincompoops.
00:28:16Don't you fucking
00:28:17call me a nincompoop,
00:28:19you bitch.
00:28:22I'm gonna need...
00:28:23I'm gonna need
00:28:25a willpower roll
00:28:26from...
00:28:29from Levante
00:28:31and anyone else
00:28:32that feels like
00:28:33they're on the wire.
00:28:36On the wire and what?
00:28:37in terms of how close
00:28:38to frenzy you might be.
00:28:40This is the closest
00:28:41I've been to frenzying.
00:28:42I'm pretty indifferent to you.
00:28:43Guys, this is all vampire shit.
00:28:47This is kind of melted.
00:28:50Just vampires.
00:28:52Can't relate.
00:28:53Three successes.
00:28:54Three successes.
00:28:55Two.
00:28:55Two successes.
00:28:56Three.
00:28:57Three.
00:28:57You see that
00:28:59Kosche lunges towards you,
00:29:01reaches a hand out,
00:29:02and grabs at the air
00:29:04around Ermin,
00:29:06who has just
00:29:06appeared
00:29:07rushing towards you
00:29:08in a flash of blood
00:29:10and smoke.
00:29:11Kosche,
00:29:12call me a name again
00:29:13and I'll drag you somewhere
00:29:15that the sun can't find you.
00:29:16Yeah, take me there.
00:29:18Hey, I'm already fucking there.
00:29:20I'm already fucking there.
00:29:21The place you're talking about,
00:29:23it's called
00:29:23Purpy fucking Oregon.
00:29:25Kosche says,
00:29:26temper, temper.
00:29:27All will be well.
00:29:30Ermin,
00:29:31why don't you go speak
00:29:32to Madelaine
00:29:33about this mortal mage
00:29:35who is uncircumcised outside?
00:29:37I'll describe everything
00:29:38in detail.
00:29:41Thank you,
00:29:43Miss D'Artois.
00:29:44And you see that
00:29:44she walks outside with you.
00:29:46Kosche looks at you
00:29:47and goes,
00:29:49talk to a primogen like that.
00:29:52You're going to get destroyed.
00:29:54Huh?
00:29:54Don't want to see it.
00:29:56Who here is Prince?
00:29:57You are.
00:29:58What?
00:30:00We just thought that maybe
00:30:02if you wanted to be the Prince,
00:30:04just because,
00:30:05I'm like,
00:30:05I just want to say.
00:30:06Which of you is Prince?
00:30:08We've been working on it.
00:30:10We were going to actually
00:30:12kind of just say.
00:30:12That's the first one I knock out.
00:30:15Yeah.
00:30:16Well done.
00:30:16Which one of you is most dominant?
00:30:18Darkness Man.
00:30:19No.
00:30:22Turn into trash.
00:30:23We'll show him how good he is.
00:30:25Hurry.
00:30:26Hurry.
00:30:28Come on, trash prince.
00:30:29Come on, my trash prince.
00:30:31And we go,
00:30:32exhibit A.
00:30:34You flopped in
00:30:35and become trash.
00:30:36He goes,
00:30:37this is a real uphill battle.
00:30:39Do you want to be the prince?
00:30:40I don't want to be the prince.
00:30:42Why don't none of you
00:30:43want to be prince?
00:30:44I'll be the prince.
00:30:45I broke my head.
00:30:46Yeah.
00:30:47You see, he...
00:30:48I'm kidding.
00:30:48I want to leave.
00:30:49You see,
00:30:50he looks out and goes,
00:30:51why there is
00:30:52a huge caution tape
00:30:54all over area
00:30:56right off the highway.
00:30:57Giant Christmas tree fell.
00:31:00There was...
00:31:02There's a lot of, like,
00:31:05mythical animals
00:31:06that are real
00:31:07and they keep showing up
00:31:09and trying to mess up the town.
00:31:12There was something...
00:31:12Bigfoot?
00:31:12Bigfoot is real.
00:31:14Bigfoot is real here.
00:31:15This is like a fire...
00:31:17Bigfoot is real
00:31:17and he's my teacher.
00:31:19Stop.
00:31:19Fire bear.
00:31:20You met him?
00:31:21No.
00:31:25Look,
00:31:26you guys are...
00:31:28I'm on your side.
00:31:30You are fucking up.
00:31:32Okay?
00:31:33We've made...
00:31:33I think it's like
00:31:34we cleared...
00:31:35We cleared the runway
00:31:36to really make
00:31:37a lot of successes.
00:31:39Yeah.
00:31:39The thing is
00:31:39is that per B,
00:31:41it has potential
00:31:42and if we do
00:31:44just corrupt
00:31:44the Whitakers
00:31:45and the Douglases,
00:31:46they're already corrupt.
00:31:48The town is just gonna die
00:31:50and there's not gonna be able...
00:31:51There's not gonna be
00:31:52anymore to see.
00:31:52Who give a fuck
00:31:52about the town?
00:31:54If we do!
00:31:55We can't have Elysium here
00:31:56if it sucks.
00:31:57Exactly!
00:31:57We can't have...
00:31:58What?
00:31:59To be in charge of
00:32:00Perpee?
00:32:01Just Perpee?
00:32:03No.
00:32:03No.
00:32:04No.
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:05Perpee will be more.
00:32:07Perpee will be San Francisco.
00:32:09Yes.
00:32:10Then,
00:32:10once it's done being San Francisco,
00:32:11it'll be New York.
00:32:12and once it's done being New York,
00:32:14it will be goddamn Rome.
00:32:16Yes.
00:32:16And let me tell you,
00:32:17just controlling a Whitaker
00:32:19does not get you to fucking Rome.
00:32:20It gets you to be the king
00:32:21of fucking Perpee,
00:32:23which you tried to make me,
00:32:24but you're not going to win.
00:32:26You're not going to win!
00:32:29I pull him to the side.
00:32:30We really appreciate you
00:32:31being on our side,
00:32:32but look, tensions are high.
00:32:34We don't want to have Elysium
00:32:35and a ghost.
00:32:35I need to smoke cigarettes.
00:32:37I'm not normal.
00:32:39No, I don't breathe anymore.
00:32:41Have a little snooze packet.
00:32:43I flick one in your mouth.
00:32:45Do you know a gumbaroo?
00:32:47Never mind.
00:32:48Look, we're working on it.
00:32:49I can't believe how much
00:32:50made-up sounding bullshit there is.
00:32:52Smiling Nixon.
00:32:55His big, loud smile.
00:32:57Why did I see this?
00:32:59I get,
00:32:59I look at,
00:33:00before we travel to town,
00:33:02I get this.
00:33:02He shows his phone
00:33:03and there's a wanted picture
00:33:04of someone
00:33:08looking over your shoulder
00:33:10on a bird
00:33:11just going over
00:33:15into the river.
00:33:17That's how good I look?
00:33:22Outside,
00:33:23Ermin turns to you,
00:33:24Madeline.
00:33:25Yes, oh my god,
00:33:25I miss you.
00:33:26Don't.
00:33:27You look cute.
00:33:29Look,
00:33:30I need you to do something for me.
00:33:32What?
00:33:33Anything,
00:33:34always for you,
00:33:34always.
00:33:35You,
00:33:36this was a storks and cranes situation.
00:33:38You got swept up
00:33:39with some bad choices
00:33:41of who you associated with.
00:33:43The other people
00:33:43and I didn't do anything.
00:33:45You finally realize.
00:33:46There is something
00:33:48I need from you.
00:33:49Okay.
00:33:49I need a deal
00:33:51in Perpee
00:33:52to go through
00:33:52and you owe me one.
00:33:54I do
00:33:55and then the deal
00:33:56will go through
00:33:57and then I won't owe you one.
00:33:59I need
00:34:01the land
00:34:02around the Caroline Vine trailhead
00:34:03to be part
00:34:05of the deal
00:34:06that the Whitakers
00:34:06make
00:34:07when they sell
00:34:08to Beholder.
00:34:10We need that data center open.
00:34:12You want,
00:34:13you want the data center?
00:34:15Yes, I do.
00:34:15That's you.
00:34:17There's wheels
00:34:18within wheels,
00:34:19Madeline.
00:34:20You're here
00:34:20as punishment
00:34:22because of your association
00:34:23with the rest
00:34:24of your coterie
00:34:25but you might also
00:34:26be here
00:34:27for other reasons.
00:34:28Oh.
00:34:29Maybe
00:34:31you could come back
00:34:32to a place
00:34:33like San Francisco
00:34:34if you so desired.
00:34:36I do desire.
00:34:38And all they gotta have
00:34:39is
00:34:41just a piece of land
00:34:42with some water
00:34:42on it
00:34:43to the data center.
00:34:44We need the data center
00:34:44to open.
00:34:45Okay.
00:34:46Well,
00:34:46we didn't buy
00:34:47the data center
00:34:48so I don't think
00:34:48anybody would care
00:34:49about it.
00:34:50You said you are
00:34:51fucking one of the Whitakers.
00:34:52Yes.
00:34:53Make sure
00:34:54doing whatever
00:34:55you need to do
00:34:56to get that
00:34:58sold to Beholder,
00:35:00the data center
00:35:00and the land
00:35:01around the trailhead.
00:35:02You know,
00:35:03his dad is about
00:35:03to get really
00:35:04hard canceled
00:35:06so they'll probably
00:35:07need some money
00:35:08pretty quick.
00:35:09Why is he about
00:35:09to get hard canceled?
00:35:10Oh,
00:35:11we haven't quite
00:35:11done it yet
00:35:12but probably
00:35:13some really bad shit.
00:35:15Hold off on that.
00:35:16Why?
00:35:17Because
00:35:18we need the Whitakers.
00:35:19Because...
00:35:19But there's so many Whitakers,
00:35:20I can't cancel one of them?
00:35:22No,
00:35:22we need the family
00:35:23to be in good standing
00:35:24so that the deal
00:35:25can go through.
00:35:26But this is really
00:35:27a part of our election plan.
00:35:30Madeline,
00:35:31elections are fake.
00:35:33Just corrupt whoever wins.
00:35:35And you see that she turns
00:35:36and walks off
00:35:38towards the town car.
00:35:39Your ass looks good.
00:35:41I know.
00:35:42And you see she
00:35:43steps into the town car.
00:35:45Kosche wheels around
00:35:46and says,
00:35:47You've heard
00:35:48what you need to hear,
00:35:49I think.
00:35:50Look,
00:35:50you've only been here
00:35:51for a few months,
00:35:52the blink of an eye
00:35:53in an immortal lifetime.
00:35:55Just stop trying
00:35:56to rock the boat,
00:35:57huh?
00:35:58Kosche turns to if
00:35:59he looks at you,
00:36:00Zayth,
00:36:00and says,
00:36:01My child,
00:36:02I would speak with you
00:36:02before we leave.
00:36:04I gotta go talk to my dad.
00:36:06What?
00:36:06Is he your real dad?
00:36:08No,
00:36:08he turned me.
00:36:09Oh,
00:36:10okay,
00:36:10like,
00:36:10turned you dead.
00:36:11He looks to you
00:36:12and says,
00:36:13To the,
00:36:14the,
00:36:15the fucking,
00:36:17um,
00:36:19comic book ones.
00:36:21Yeah?
00:36:22Why they are burnt
00:36:23for real.
00:36:25We are not even lying.
00:36:26The gumbaroo
00:36:27that was...
00:36:28Come on,
00:36:29man.
00:36:29Do you know
00:36:29what a gumbaroo is?
00:36:30I didn't know it
00:36:31until yesterday.
00:36:31I don't want to know
00:36:32what a fucking gumbaroo is.
00:36:33Naked-ass bear
00:36:35spits out fire,
00:36:37allergic to fire.
00:36:38No.
00:36:39Yeah.
00:36:39That doesn't make sense.
00:36:41Firepower mean you're immune
00:36:42to fire.
00:36:43It's basic Pokemon rule.
00:36:45It defies the Pokemon rule.
00:36:48Replace it is fucked.
00:36:50It is.
00:36:51Zayth,
00:36:52you hold yourself,
00:36:54your head tall.
00:36:57I think perhaps
00:36:58in a place like San Francisco,
00:37:01where all the wheels
00:37:03are already in motion,
00:37:04there is nothing for you,
00:37:05but you have found
00:37:06a real fucking mess here
00:37:08and I see you
00:37:10keeping your head
00:37:11above water.
00:37:12You did not pop off
00:37:13or say some dumb shit
00:37:14one time in that meeting.
00:37:16That's crazy progress.
00:37:18Thank you.
00:37:18I really wanted
00:37:20to roundhouse kick
00:37:20someone in the head.
00:37:23And it could have been anyone.
00:37:26But you didn't.
00:37:27I tried to roundhouse kick.
00:37:29He grabs your foot
00:37:30and says,
00:37:31nice trying.
00:37:32I telegraphed it.
00:37:35What's this horse?
00:37:37It's gorse.
00:37:38I was caught.
00:37:39So,
00:37:40a lot of my head
00:37:41being held up
00:37:42above the water
00:37:43was because I'm riding
00:37:44gorse through the stream.
00:37:49of course,
00:37:49show him your teeth.
00:37:52Fuck.
00:37:53But,
00:37:54but he's not a vampire, right?
00:37:56Not really.
00:37:57He ate the shit
00:37:58out of another horse, though.
00:38:00Look,
00:38:01I'm figuring it out
00:38:02in my own way, okay?
00:38:04I don't know
00:38:04how to do it
00:38:05any other way.
00:38:06But I,
00:38:08I guess in some way
00:38:09I believe in this town
00:38:10and I believe
00:38:11in these people
00:38:12and I think
00:38:12we're gonna,
00:38:13we're gonna,
00:38:14we're gonna figure
00:38:15it all out.
00:38:17You believe
00:38:17in these people
00:38:18like,
00:38:19who,
00:38:20your quota roommates?
00:38:21Yeah.
00:38:23Well,
00:38:24the comic book ones
00:38:27frightened and confused me.
00:38:29Why a man
00:38:30would be that muscular
00:38:31and that down on himself
00:38:33and self-conscious
00:38:33I don't understand.
00:38:36He can turn into trash.
00:38:39That is like a,
00:38:40hey,
00:38:41this is a red flag.
00:38:42By the way.
00:38:42Your magic power manifest
00:38:43has become trash.
00:38:45He's not really a pervert.
00:38:47He just,
00:38:48say that to him
00:38:49just to make him feel weird.
00:38:53You guys are jokers.
00:38:56The little child
00:38:57still does not know
00:38:58she vampire?
00:39:00She's working on it.
00:39:01She thinks she's half bad.
00:39:03Which is very similar.
00:39:04H.J.
00:39:05was a very serious vampire
00:39:06in San Francisco.
00:39:07His pupils
00:39:08so dilated.
00:39:10Why?
00:39:11That I can't really even,
00:39:14I can't even begin
00:39:15to tell you,
00:39:15but we're gonna have a,
00:39:17we'll talk,
00:39:17we'll figure it out.
00:39:18Look,
00:39:18don't trouble with
00:39:20embracing mage.
00:39:22Better to just destroy.
00:39:24Very tricky,
00:39:25okay?
00:39:26Okay.
00:39:27I am rooting for you,
00:39:28my child.
00:39:30Levante,
00:39:31this has broken
00:39:32something in him.
00:39:34He is a big liability.
00:39:36Why do you not want
00:39:37to be prince?
00:39:38It just,
00:39:39it feels like
00:39:40a lot of responsibility
00:39:41in a way that
00:39:43I'm just starting to learn
00:39:44how to be responsible
00:39:45in a way.
00:39:46I have like a to-do list.
00:39:48Right now,
00:39:48it just says
00:39:49Tina Bunders,
00:39:50but
00:39:53I can,
00:39:53I can,
00:39:54I can wrap my head around it.
00:39:56These glorious
00:39:58revolutions
00:39:59come and go
00:40:02and life stays
00:40:03shit.
00:40:05Unlife
00:40:05stays
00:40:06shit.
00:40:08The wheel
00:40:09it crushes
00:40:10is what it does.
00:40:12Your job,
00:40:14Zayt,
00:40:15is to stay on top
00:40:16of the wheel.
00:40:17That's all.
00:40:18What if you want
00:40:19to really like
00:40:20the wheel?
00:40:21What?
00:40:22What if you're
00:40:23trying to stay
00:40:24on top of the wheel
00:40:25while kind of
00:40:26decorating the wheel
00:40:28and getting your buds
00:40:29on the wheel
00:40:30to run with you
00:40:32at the same pace
00:40:34and do
00:40:35pop a little wheelie
00:40:36here and there
00:40:38for style?
00:40:40Just
00:40:41be careful.
00:40:43And
00:40:44these,
00:40:45these ghosts here,
00:40:47there are any other
00:40:47spirits you are aware of
00:40:49or no?
00:40:50I told you about
00:40:51the naked bear.
00:40:55Kind of a Bigfoot
00:40:56situation that was
00:40:57brought up.
00:40:59I don't know,
00:41:00it just seemed like
00:41:00there's a lot of weird
00:41:01stuff here.
00:41:02But we're figuring it out.
00:41:04All right.
00:41:05I will stay nearby.
00:41:06I come check more often,
00:41:07okay?
00:41:08Before you go,
00:41:10it's the little
00:41:11superhero's birthday.
00:41:14and I think it would
00:41:15mean a lot to them
00:41:16if you
00:41:18gave them a present.
00:41:21I think for morale.
00:41:23They got so burned
00:41:25yesterday.
00:41:25They're coming into
00:41:26their birthday
00:41:26kind of sick.
00:41:27It just sucks.
00:41:30He walks back in
00:41:31with all of you.
00:41:33Levante,
00:41:34question for you.
00:41:35Have you sent out
00:41:37any feeler emails
00:41:38around this idea
00:41:39of getting
00:41:41a big name
00:41:43prince?
00:41:44If you'll allow it,
00:41:45I would have used
00:41:46my minor boon
00:41:47in which I,
00:41:48my minor boon
00:41:49advantage in which
00:41:50I have two dots
00:41:51to get,
00:41:52to send out
00:41:53feeler emails.
00:41:54just sending
00:41:57in like a
00:41:58really insane,
00:41:59like all the best
00:42:00pictures of Perpy.
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Just saying
00:42:03that like,
00:42:04just,
00:42:05yeah,
00:42:05new hot town,
00:42:07like,
00:42:09princeless,
00:42:10new hot
00:42:11princeless town.
00:42:12America's got
00:42:13vampire prince.
00:42:13Yeah,
00:42:14exactly.
00:42:14Zero taxes
00:42:15of any kind.
00:42:16Yeah.
00:42:17I've definitely
00:42:18sent out feelers.
00:42:19Hell yeah.
00:42:20Kosche walks back in,
00:42:21getting ready to leave,
00:42:22says,
00:42:24Desper.
00:42:26Yes.
00:42:29Oh my God.
00:42:31Happy birthday.
00:42:32I'm cute.
00:42:33I shoot the ground.
00:42:35Ho!
00:42:36Come on!
00:42:37Wait for me to leave.
00:42:39There's a gun range.
00:42:40I can see it.
00:42:42Okay.
00:42:43Thank you.
00:42:44It smells stolen, too.
00:42:47It's the serial numbers
00:42:48filed off.
00:42:49You can get them.
00:42:50A good way
00:42:50to get a hot gun
00:42:52is to make
00:42:53to make some connections
00:42:54with black market,
00:42:55sort of take things carefully,
00:42:57piece by piece,
00:42:58sort of over time,
00:42:59make these inroads.
00:43:01You know?
00:43:03It's,
00:43:04I would say,
00:43:05in the United States of America,
00:43:06to get illegal gun,
00:43:07probably the easiest
00:43:08it has ever been
00:43:10in all of human history.
00:43:13Tomato tomorrow.
00:43:15which one is tomato,
00:43:16which one is tomato?
00:43:16You can walk right
00:43:17into the precinct
00:43:18and go right
00:43:19into the good closet.
00:43:20The good closet?
00:43:21If you're fast enough.
00:43:23Thank you so much
00:43:24for coming,
00:43:25Goshi.
00:43:25Thank you so much.
00:43:26Remember this.
00:43:27The names,
00:43:28yes,
00:43:29and pick a prince.
00:43:30Next time I am here,
00:43:31one of you is prince,
00:43:34and remember,
00:43:35we don't want to shake.
00:43:37We want to control.
00:43:38And you see that
00:43:39he walks out,
00:43:40leaving all here.
00:43:41Ermin takes one last look
00:43:42at you,
00:43:43Madeline,
00:43:44from the car
00:43:45as she drives off.
00:43:50The car takes off.
00:43:51And close with.
00:43:52Did I call that woman a bitch?
00:43:53You did, yeah.
00:43:54Wow,
00:43:55I fully left my body.
00:43:56That's okay.
00:43:56I was floated over my body
00:43:58watching me.
00:43:59And look,
00:44:00she is a bitch,
00:44:01but also I owe her so much.
00:44:03Why do you owe her again?
00:44:04Don't worry about it.
00:44:05You get a text
00:44:06from Maya
00:44:08saying,
00:44:09hey,
00:44:10we ended up
00:44:10at Mama Angie's
00:44:11after a little night hike.
00:44:13If you guys are still around,
00:44:14otherwise,
00:44:15no worries.
00:44:16We can always rain check.
00:44:17Let's do it.
00:44:18The mages
00:44:19and the werewolves
00:44:21are kind of cooler
00:44:22than our bosses.
00:44:23I was going to say,
00:44:25like,
00:44:25I think I have
00:44:26a privileged position
00:44:27because I'm not a vampire,
00:44:28but watching you guys
00:44:29all grovel,
00:44:30it just felt like
00:44:30it was beneath all of you.
00:44:32Why do you suck up
00:44:33to these people so much?
00:44:35I was sitting there thinking,
00:44:36what am I even getting
00:44:37from this interaction?
00:44:38They have no idea
00:44:39what we've seen here.
00:44:41That this,
00:44:41that this,
00:44:42this whole town
00:44:43is about to blow away
00:44:46completely off
00:44:47the face of the map.
00:44:48It's dying.
00:44:49We're going to be
00:44:50hosting Elysium
00:44:52in a ghost town
00:44:53with nobody around
00:44:54if we take their advice.
00:44:55They just want to sell
00:44:55this place for parts.
00:44:56Yes.
00:44:57Yeah.
00:44:57And we are,
00:44:58we are not those kind of people.
00:45:00We are flippers.
00:45:02Are you hoping
00:45:03to prove them wrong
00:45:05by showing that
00:45:06your system works better?
00:45:08Yes.
00:45:08I want.
00:45:08We will revitalize
00:45:10this town.
00:45:11But I don't think
00:45:12that's what they want.
00:45:12I think if it came to them
00:45:14with a revitalized town,
00:45:15they would say,
00:45:15this isn't what we ask.
00:45:16It's not what they want.
00:45:17They want to punish us.
00:45:18They want to make us
00:45:19in charge
00:45:19of a,
00:45:20of a,
00:45:21of a,
00:45:22of a bad town
00:45:23with,
00:45:24that is on the way out.
00:45:25And what we are trying
00:45:26to do is do the work
00:45:27to make it a great town,
00:45:28to make it that we are
00:45:29in charge
00:45:29of something special,
00:45:30something unique,
00:45:31something that everybody wants.
00:45:33That's what we're doing.
00:45:34Is there something
00:45:35to trying,
00:45:36at least giving it
00:45:37a shot
00:45:38to befriend
00:45:39the Douglases?
00:45:40The Douglases?
00:45:41See what that would be like.
00:45:42You heard what he was doing?
00:45:45You want to be
00:45:46that guy's friend?
00:45:46He was trying to
00:45:47fuck a nude bear
00:45:48on a slab?
00:45:49And his tongue
00:45:50was longer
00:45:52than his dick.
00:45:53I think he was
00:45:54trying to speak bear.
00:45:56Is that what
00:45:56we can think that was?
00:45:58It's whatever
00:45:58Madelaine interpreted
00:45:59whatever I did as.
00:46:01Don't think so.
00:46:02We did set a big tree
00:46:03on fire
00:46:04and hit their business.
00:46:06Let's go
00:46:06to Angie's.
00:46:08I could pour a Sprite
00:46:09out on the floor.
00:46:10I will say,
00:46:11you know,
00:46:11I am a vampire
00:46:12and like
00:46:13I fucking hate
00:46:14listening to what people say
00:46:15and what they want us to do
00:46:17but like
00:46:17I do think
00:46:18if we don't do it
00:46:19they possibly
00:46:20might be powerful enough
00:46:21to sort of
00:46:22disembowel all of us
00:46:23and just kind of
00:46:24put us in that middle.
00:46:25I'm wondering
00:46:25if there's a middle ground.
00:46:27We don't have to
00:46:28reinvent the wheel
00:46:29but we also don't have
00:46:30to do their whole plan.
00:46:32I wonder if we can
00:46:33bond with one
00:46:34of the sides
00:46:35of the family,
00:46:36eradicate the other family.
00:46:37And to your point
00:46:38of middle ground,
00:46:39I mean,
00:46:39is there some way
00:46:40I mean,
00:46:41we have
00:46:42this election
00:46:44in the bag
00:46:44if we can just
00:46:45get to it.
00:46:46If we just
00:46:47dander-hoof it,
00:46:48right?
00:46:48Little cherries
00:46:50for Koche.
00:46:51Mm-hmm.
00:46:52Little cherries
00:46:53along the way.
00:46:54Little cherries for Koche.
00:46:55All the small stuff
00:46:56that we can do
00:46:57that we can
00:46:57makes it look like
00:46:58we're doing our work.
00:46:59It's a Black Forest
00:47:00Gato idea.
00:47:02Will you text him
00:47:03nom nom nom?
00:47:04Don't worry,
00:47:05big juicy cherry
00:47:05next time you're here.
00:47:08I feel like
00:47:09we have to take
00:47:09a different tech.
00:47:10Do we want to go
00:47:10to Mama Angie's
00:47:11or not?
00:47:12Yes.
00:47:13Before we go there,
00:47:14I do think
00:47:14we should get
00:47:15on the same page
00:47:15because I think
00:47:16they want
00:47:17there's kind of no
00:47:19they want the
00:47:20opposite
00:47:20of what we want.
00:47:22So my vote
00:47:23They want.
00:47:24We don't even know.
00:47:25You're talking about
00:47:25status quo.
00:47:26I'm talking about
00:47:26them.
00:47:27Kim, you're talking
00:47:27about Koche.
00:47:28I'm talking about
00:47:28Koche.
00:47:29Oh, Koche.
00:47:29I'm saying
00:47:32they very well
00:47:33may try to kill us
00:47:34at some point
00:47:35but for now
00:47:36all they're doing
00:47:37is lightly
00:47:38threatening us.
00:47:39I say we keep
00:47:40plowing forward
00:47:41with what we're doing
00:47:42and if they want
00:47:43to show their fangs
00:47:44we'll figure that out
00:47:46when we get there.
00:47:46Fuck yeah, bitch.
00:47:47Fuck yeah.
00:47:48I say we keep going.
00:47:49I say we keep going.
00:47:50They love obedience
00:47:51but they love blood
00:47:52and money more
00:47:54and we can give them that.
00:47:55Time to pop some wheelies.
00:47:57I mean, plus
00:47:58we're vampires.
00:47:59minus bad child,
00:48:01you know.
00:48:01We're already dead.
00:48:02You know what?
00:48:03I think it's time
00:48:04that I admit something.
00:48:06What?
00:48:06What?
00:48:07I have a portal
00:48:08in my mouth
00:48:09and I don't know
00:48:09where it goes.
00:48:10Oh.
00:48:11And I think
00:48:12I need to start
00:48:13to really sort of
00:48:14look into that.
00:48:15Oh.
00:48:16And figure out
00:48:16where the portal
00:48:17in my mouth goes to.
00:48:18I read a book
00:48:18about this
00:48:19about becoming a woman
00:48:20and you use a hand mirror.
00:48:23Is it a hand mirror?
00:48:24In her mouth
00:48:25but in my mouth.
00:48:26You know,
00:48:26literally
00:48:26you can open up
00:48:28your mouth.
00:48:28and use a hand mirror
00:48:29and just really
00:48:30spend some time
00:48:31about whatever's
00:48:31going on with you.
00:48:32Looking into it.
00:48:33If you want to explore it,
00:48:35I will have to.
00:48:36Seeing more about yourself.
00:48:37Whatever this man
00:48:38thinks he knows.
00:48:38And that's why
00:48:39I got you
00:48:40this birthday gift.
00:48:42It's the rock
00:48:43but glued onto it
00:48:44is a mirror.
00:48:46Okay.
00:48:49I don't really see much.
00:48:51It's just a puddle
00:48:52to the abbey.
00:48:53You just gotta spend some time.
00:48:53Okay.
00:48:54You gotta spend some time.
00:48:54I'll do it privately.
00:48:56You guys roll over
00:48:57to Mama Angie's.
00:48:58It is
00:48:59two o'clock
00:48:59in the damn morning
00:49:00at Mama Angie's.
00:49:02You see that
00:49:02off in a corner booth
00:49:04you see Maya
00:49:04her bicycle's outside
00:49:06and you see another bike
00:49:07outside
00:49:08that seems to belong
00:49:09to Cody.
00:49:10And you see them
00:49:10both waiting for you guys.
00:49:11you see Maya
00:49:13sort of smiles
00:49:14at all of you guys
00:49:15who walk in
00:49:15and says hey
00:49:16good to see the whole gang.
00:49:17You see that Cody
00:49:18sort of smiles and nods.
00:49:19Is Maya's partner here?
00:49:21Maya's partner is not here.
00:49:23Maya looks at you guys
00:49:24as you walk in
00:49:25and says hey
00:49:26hope
00:49:28thanks for coming out.
00:49:29No worries
00:49:29if we need to reschedule
00:49:30or tonight's a bad night
00:49:31for you.
00:49:31We've had a wild night
00:49:32but you're exactly
00:49:33who we want to talk to.
00:49:34Jesus Christ
00:49:35are you guys okay?
00:49:37Yeah we were doing
00:49:37that thing where you spray
00:49:39perfume at a candle
00:49:41and it got really
00:49:42out of hand.
00:49:43That's why we smell
00:49:44of tropical Christmas.
00:49:45Yeah busy night tonight.
00:49:46There were some gunshots
00:49:47on the police scanner
00:49:48fired near the bridge
00:49:49and there was
00:49:50You were also
00:49:50on the police scanner?
00:49:52Yeah.
00:49:53That's so fun.
00:49:54You gotta stay
00:49:55you gotta stay tapped in
00:49:56to what these little
00:49:56piggies are up to.
00:49:57Is there anything
00:49:58I can do to
00:50:01help you guys?
00:50:02Is there?
00:50:03Cody looks over at Maya
00:50:04and Maya sort of shrugs.
00:50:05He says
00:50:08if you guys
00:50:09I know that we're
00:50:10at a diner right now.
00:50:10if you guys are hungry
00:50:13I've been told
00:50:14that
00:50:17I've been told
00:50:18that if
00:50:19I can help you guys
00:50:20eat
00:50:22that you may be able
00:50:23to heal
00:50:23even faster
00:50:24but it's apparently
00:50:25a really wild
00:50:27it's a wild rush.
00:50:30Okay.
00:50:31How do I see?
00:50:32Yeah.
00:50:32I'm definitely
00:50:33I'm in.
00:50:34Should we go somewhere else?
00:50:36Yeah not here.
00:50:36Yeah not here.
00:50:37there's a bunch
00:50:38of weird bunkers
00:50:39underneath the diner.
00:50:41Huh?
00:50:42You don't know that?
00:50:43The Smiling Nixon.
00:50:44You see Maya goes
00:50:44the ladle.
00:50:46Maya's always interested
00:50:46in what was down
00:50:47that other door.
00:50:48It's too
00:50:48honed in on the ladle.
00:50:50Yeah.
00:50:50Fuck.
00:50:51All right sorry.
00:50:52Shit.
00:50:53Should we go down
00:50:54to the Smiling Nixon
00:50:55and have ourselves
00:50:56a little party?
00:50:56You guys are down
00:50:57on the catwalk
00:50:57by the Smiling Nixon
00:50:59as Maya is smoking a joint
00:51:00going
00:51:00this is fucking crazy.
00:51:02right?
00:51:02Yeah right?
00:51:03This is fucking crazy.
00:51:06Oh yeah.
00:51:07The smile's so loud.
00:51:09The smile's so loud.
00:51:12I've never seen
00:51:13anything louder.
00:51:14Cling rap.
00:51:15Do you think
00:51:15he posed for it?
00:51:17He had to have.
00:51:18It's too accurate.
00:51:19It's really photorealistic
00:51:19and I met him.
00:51:20Cody goes
00:51:20if you guys want to partake
00:51:22do you want
00:51:22uh
00:51:23do you
00:51:24Yeah I'm covered
00:51:26thank you.
00:51:26Cody takes the joint
00:51:27and hits it
00:51:29hands it back to Maya
00:51:30and says
00:51:30if you guys
00:51:31this is
00:51:32I'm not trying to
00:51:33you guys are badly injured.
00:51:35Yeah.
00:51:36I didn't make
00:51:37drinking blood intimate.
00:51:38That's just a thing
00:51:39that's part of your existence.
00:51:40Oh no.
00:51:41So if you
00:51:42But you did promise
00:51:43that it'll be a wild ride.
00:51:45Do you have a preference
00:51:46of wear?
00:51:47Um
00:51:48just do arm
00:51:49wrist
00:51:49if that's okay.
00:51:50Okay great.
00:51:51Should we
00:51:52back down
00:51:52back down to little furs.
00:51:54You see he says
00:51:54give me one second
00:51:56and you see that
00:51:57he takes his shirt off
00:51:58takes his hat off
00:51:59I take my shirt off
00:52:00H.
00:52:01take my shirt off
00:52:02You guys all
00:52:03disrobed in front
00:52:04of a massive portrait
00:52:05of Richard Nixon
00:52:07and you see
00:52:08Pete's pill
00:52:09out
00:52:10You see
00:52:10out
00:52:11Body rolls in
00:52:13You see he says
00:52:16Stay calm
00:52:18You were given this form
00:52:19to protect people
00:52:22These people are in your realm
00:52:23They need protecting
00:52:27And he grows to about
00:52:28eight and a half feet tall
00:52:29and a massive werewolf
00:52:30stands before you
00:52:31on the catwalk
00:52:32and he extends his wrists
00:52:34to both of you
00:52:35Maya looks out and says
00:52:36What does it look like
00:52:37if it starts to go bad
00:52:38if you guys
00:52:39can't control yourselves
00:52:41Um
00:52:42It's a lot of
00:52:43echolocation sounds
00:52:44normally
00:52:45I'm probably going to
00:52:45be able to control
00:52:46this
00:52:46If I just
00:52:47She says
00:52:48I'm just going to
00:52:49I'm just going to
00:52:49step back
00:52:50and if you guys
00:52:51start to freak out
00:52:52I'm going to get
00:52:53Here take my gun
00:52:55You can just
00:52:55Don't want that
00:52:56You don't want to
00:52:57I'm saying I guess
00:52:58insurance
00:52:58if it starts to go bad
00:52:59No no
00:53:00I'm just going to
00:53:01go to the end
00:53:01of the catwalk
00:53:02and if I see things
00:53:02going bad
00:53:03I'm just going to
00:53:03get Cody
00:53:04Okay
00:53:04Alright
00:53:05You see that she
00:53:06walks to the end
00:53:06of the catwalk
00:53:07and you watch
00:53:08as her eyes go
00:53:10sort of silvery white
00:53:11almost like two points
00:53:12of light
00:53:13as Maya steps back
00:53:14doing in person magic
00:53:15for the first time
00:53:16Okay
00:53:17I think Bad Child
00:53:20feels thrilled by this
00:53:22and then I think
00:53:24she's going to go up
00:53:25to Cody's wrist
00:53:26and she's going to
00:53:28echo what he said
00:53:29but she's saying it
00:53:29to herself
00:53:32You are given
00:53:33this form
00:53:33to protect people
00:53:36I'm a vampire
00:53:39I'm a vampire
00:53:40but it's not senseless
00:53:43it's to protect people
00:53:47I'm going to need
00:53:48a willpower roll
00:53:49difficulty of five
00:53:50Whoa
00:53:52Happy birthday
00:53:53Darkness Man
00:53:54are you going
00:53:55at the same time?
00:53:56You know what
00:53:57why don't I wait
00:53:58until after
00:53:59bad child goes
00:54:00Hell yeah
00:54:00Okay I'm going to
00:54:02can I spend a willpower
00:54:03on a willpower?
00:54:04You cannot spend
00:54:05willpower on a willpower
00:54:06Okay I got a three
00:54:07You immediately
00:54:08go to zero hunger
00:54:09You heal a point of aggravated damage
00:54:13immediately
00:54:14and as you do so
00:54:16you are cast into
00:54:18a thudding heartbeat
00:54:20at the center
00:54:21of the spiritual world
00:54:23where you are riding
00:54:25a water flume
00:54:27of the tree of life
00:54:28through all organisms
00:54:29that have ever existed
00:54:30branching off
00:54:31through zoological pathways
00:54:33I haven't been in a water park
00:54:35since I turned
00:54:40and you see parasitism
00:54:43an absolutely
00:54:46normal branch
00:54:47of zoological study
00:54:48there are parasites
00:54:49all throughout
00:54:50different zoological branches
00:54:51that are having them
00:54:52but you sense
00:54:53a curse
00:54:54is this a curse
00:54:55is this magic
00:54:56is this something else
00:54:56you see a portal
00:54:57yawning
00:54:58swallowing everything
00:54:59but energy
00:55:00can neither be created
00:55:01nor destroyed
00:55:01you hear a howl
00:55:02in the distance
00:55:03you see a green source of light
00:55:10check with the pines
00:55:11check with the pines
00:55:12check with the pines
00:55:12and you see
00:55:14there's drums playing
00:55:15you see someone looking up
00:55:17their throat slit
00:55:18their blood falling
00:55:20cascading into an altar
00:55:21and soaking into the ground
00:55:23soaking down
00:55:24but the plants here
00:55:25don't eat blood
00:55:27it's the salt
00:55:28in the blood
00:55:28is not good for the plants
00:55:29there's nothing wrong
00:55:31with spilling blood
00:55:32if it goes back
00:55:33into the tree of life
00:55:34over and over
00:55:35the spilling of blood
00:55:37senselessly
00:55:38the destruction of life
00:55:39for no purpose
00:55:40these things
00:55:41and it's just coming
00:55:42again and again and again
00:55:42and you sense
00:55:43a malevolent spiritual entity
00:55:45looming over all of perpy
00:55:47from golden bounty farms
00:55:49the Whitaker monument
00:55:51deserved to be destroyed
00:55:53and it was destroyed
00:55:54that owl creature
00:55:56in the basement
00:55:57of the templars
00:55:57needed to be destroyed
00:55:58and it was destroyed
00:56:00and yet the barriers
00:56:01have been brought low
00:56:03as a giant of pine trees
00:56:06malevolent green light
00:56:08a single massive
00:56:10Rockefeller center-sized tree
00:56:12in its crotch
00:56:13pointed outwards
00:56:14just like the gumbaroo
00:56:16as it beholds
00:56:17in all of its pagan
00:56:19otherworldly majesty
00:56:20and goes
00:56:21blood spilled in perpy
00:56:26call them to me
00:56:29my warriors
00:56:32you come back on the catwalk
00:56:34Cody looks at you
00:56:35you have a temporary dot
00:56:39of potence
00:56:41from drinking Cody's blood
00:56:44in this moment
00:56:45he goes
00:56:46okay
00:56:48you okay
00:56:48yeah
00:56:49did I hurt you
00:56:51yeah a little bit
00:56:52it's alright
00:56:53I'm really sorry
00:56:54you see he licks
00:56:55the wound closed
00:56:56do you do this
00:56:57for vampires
00:56:58often?
00:56:59I've never met vampires
00:57:01that haven't tried
00:57:02to straight up kill me
00:57:03but you have met vampires
00:57:05yeah
00:57:06there are some
00:57:07some of them
00:57:08there are some
00:57:08some vampires
00:57:10that swing by
00:57:12Mike's bar
00:57:13usually on their way
00:57:14up and around
00:57:14there's enough werewolves
00:57:16out here
00:57:16that it's not super safe
00:57:18for vampires
00:57:18the fact that you guys
00:57:19are all here
00:57:19is frankly shocking
00:57:21oh we got sent here
00:57:22because we fucked up
00:57:22big time
00:57:23he looks at you
00:57:25and says
00:57:25I'll take a bite
00:57:27if you don't mind
00:57:27yeah go for it
00:57:29go ahead
00:57:29give me a little power roll
00:57:31alright
00:57:33uh
00:57:34four
00:57:35four
00:57:35okay
00:57:35diving in
00:57:36you actually look out
00:57:37and see
00:57:38uh
00:57:40images of
00:57:40wolf prints
00:57:41going up
00:57:42the Caroline Vine
00:57:43trailhead
00:57:44up into the trail
00:57:46and see Cody
00:57:47working at the hostel
00:57:49and see a lot of
00:57:51kids showing up
00:57:52at the hostel
00:57:53that are either
00:57:54homeless
00:57:54or have had
00:57:55upsetting things
00:57:56happen to them
00:57:57and have all come here
00:57:58at the beginning
00:57:59of a lupine
00:58:00puberty
00:58:01that essentially
00:58:02this trail
00:58:03is like a whole
00:58:04like a trail
00:58:05of being like
00:58:05go up this trail
00:58:06it will be safe
00:58:07for you to have
00:58:08your first change
00:58:09way up in the woods
00:58:10go at night
00:58:11when there's gonna
00:58:11be nobody else
00:58:12around
00:58:12and there are
00:58:13other werewolves
00:58:14deeper into Oregon
00:58:15that will find you
00:58:16just stay hiking
00:58:17here for a couple
00:58:18days
00:58:18and you see that
00:58:19Cody's basically
00:58:20like this gatekeeper
00:58:21trying to scoop up
00:58:22kids that like
00:58:23get off the bus line
00:58:24here
00:58:25and you can see him
00:58:26meeting Maya
00:58:27for the first time
00:58:28in his memory
00:58:29uh
00:58:30as uh
00:58:31one of the bus lines
00:58:32gets cut in town
00:58:33and a bus depot
00:58:34gets cut
00:58:34and he begins to
00:58:35explain to her
00:58:35that he doesn't know
00:58:36how to help
00:58:36because it was
00:58:37one of the main ways
00:58:37that young lost
00:58:38werewolf kids
00:58:39could get to perpy
00:58:40and Maya and him
00:58:42talking about
00:58:42what they can possibly
00:58:43do about that
00:58:44you come back
00:58:45from that
00:58:46feeling aggravated
00:58:47zero hunger
00:58:48and you have
00:58:49a dot in auspex
00:58:51uh
00:58:51as you look around
00:58:53only temporarily
00:58:54within the sort of
00:58:55a short amount of time
00:58:56of having that blood
00:58:57from him
00:58:57um
00:58:58but you look
00:58:58and basically see
00:58:59Cody
00:59:00you know
00:59:00there was some
00:59:01feeling in him
00:59:02of like
00:59:02a warrior
00:59:04or a protector
00:59:05and you see
00:59:06that far from
00:59:07this like
00:59:09avenging knight
00:59:10of some guy
00:59:10who's like
00:59:10running around
00:59:11killing people
00:59:12he just stays
00:59:13at a hostel
00:59:14to be someone
00:59:14reliable
00:59:15for these lost
00:59:16kids to find
00:59:17uh
00:59:17thank you
00:59:18thank you
00:59:19we're trying
00:59:20to get the bus
00:59:21the buses
00:59:21back up and running
00:59:23that would be
00:59:24super tight
00:59:24we're gonna get
00:59:26the buses
00:59:26back up and running
00:59:27they're actually
00:59:28trying to take over
00:59:29part of your trail
00:59:30really
00:59:31yeah
00:59:32and I tell them
00:59:32about the
00:59:33the data center
00:59:34in the land
00:59:36you see he goes
00:59:37fuck
00:59:38fuck
00:59:40no they can't
00:59:40do that
00:59:42it's a fucking
00:59:43trail
00:59:43that
00:59:43that
00:59:44the stones
00:59:44at the base
00:59:45of the trail
00:59:45are like
00:59:46part of
00:59:47the journey
00:59:47that's like
00:59:49they're anchored
00:59:49in the spirit world
00:59:50they keep the kids
00:59:51safe when they
00:59:51go up on that
00:59:52nature walk
00:59:53we'll make sure
00:59:53we'll make sure
00:59:54it won't happen
00:59:55but they're like
00:59:55symbolic right
00:59:56you see
00:59:57Maya goes
00:59:58deeply unsymbolic
00:59:59powerfully magical
01:00:00oh good
01:00:01oh great
01:00:02uh
01:00:03you see Maya
01:00:03looks and just goes
01:00:05why
01:00:06I mean like
01:00:07amazing
01:00:08but for real
01:00:09like why
01:00:10oh um
01:00:11well
01:00:13I just want to
01:00:14live in a
01:00:15town that I
01:00:16really like
01:00:16and I want to
01:00:17live near a zoo
01:00:18in walking distance
01:00:19to a zoo
01:00:20and a library
01:00:21um
01:00:22and I feel like
01:00:23all of these
01:00:23are little steps
01:00:24along the way
01:00:24to make that
01:00:25dream happen
01:00:26for myself
01:00:27so I guess
01:00:28maybe it's
01:00:28kind of
01:00:28selfish
01:00:29selfish
01:00:29she looks and
01:00:30goes
01:00:31a zoo
01:00:32petting zoo
01:00:33we're gonna
01:00:33start small
01:00:34a night time
01:00:35petting zoo
01:00:35nocturnal petting zoo
01:00:37for all the
01:00:37really cute
01:00:38nocturnal animals
01:00:38you see
01:00:39you see Cody
01:00:40Maya both look at
01:00:41each other
01:00:41and Cody turns
01:00:42and says
01:00:43uh
01:00:45I know some dudes
01:00:46that work up the road
01:00:47past Medford
01:00:47that do like
01:00:48wolf conservancy
01:00:49stuff
01:00:50if
01:00:50yeah
01:00:51you see that
01:00:52Maya says
01:00:53we could have a
01:00:54I could have my
01:00:55partner look into
01:00:56like licenses
01:00:57for a petting zoo
01:00:58that would be
01:00:58incredible
01:00:59you should meet
01:01:00Amelia
01:01:00she's great
01:01:01um
01:01:01please
01:01:02you know
01:01:02the
01:01:02yeah
01:01:03I think
01:01:04that's great
01:01:05well
01:01:07we wanted to
01:01:08meet you guys
01:01:09to catch a vibe
01:01:09it doesn't
01:01:11really make sense
01:01:12um
01:01:12people sort of
01:01:13don't show up
01:01:15with resources
01:01:15to help
01:01:16oh I don't
01:01:17have the resources
01:01:18they do
01:01:19Cody has his
01:01:20own journey
01:01:21we help each
01:01:22other where we
01:01:23can
01:01:24we've been
01:01:25fighting
01:01:27you guys have
01:01:28shaken up a lot
01:01:29of stuff here
01:01:29and that's awesome
01:01:31because we've been
01:01:32fighting fucking
01:01:33tooth and nail
01:01:34just to hang on
01:01:36and
01:01:37it's pretty
01:01:38fucking chaotic
01:01:39the giant Christmas
01:01:40tree is insane
01:01:41the burning down
01:01:42of the thing
01:01:42is fucking crazy
01:01:44but
01:01:45a little bit of
01:01:46chaos maybe
01:01:47goes a long way
01:01:48if it means that
01:01:48we've got a shot
01:01:49at changing anything
01:01:50in this town
01:01:50and
01:01:51I don't know
01:01:52what we owe it
01:01:53to or why
01:01:54you care
01:01:54but I see
01:01:55that you do
01:01:56and as long
01:01:57as you care
01:01:57about Perky
01:01:58and the people
01:01:59who live here
01:02:00then
01:02:01we want to
01:02:02help
01:02:03what have you
01:02:04guys heard
01:02:04about jack
01:02:05of the pines
01:02:06because I
01:02:06took a ruby
01:02:07out of
01:02:08um
01:02:08an owl
01:02:09demon's mouth
01:02:10you see
01:02:11Maya
01:02:12throws her hands
01:02:13to each side
01:02:14and says
01:02:14jump
01:02:15Cody leaps
01:02:16into the air
01:02:17as you say
01:02:18jack of the pines
01:02:18she vanishes
01:02:20with both of them
01:02:21you see
01:02:22as a brute
01:02:23busts through
01:02:24the ceiling
01:02:24of the bunker
01:02:25and shoots down
01:02:27towards Cody
01:02:28to impale him
01:02:29through the heart
01:02:30she vanishes
01:02:32in the moment
01:02:32that she's vanishing
01:02:33she goes
01:02:34tomorrow
01:02:35as she
01:02:36moves away
01:02:38as this vine
01:02:39is just
01:02:39hanging
01:02:40down there
01:02:41was that the drugs
01:02:42or is that
01:02:42that's
01:02:43that's real
01:02:44that was real
01:02:45that's good
01:02:45okay let's not say
01:02:46let's not say
01:02:47that
01:02:48don't say it
01:02:49no more
01:02:51Nixon's frowning
01:02:52now
01:02:53yeah it's
01:02:54hit the mouth
01:02:55it's so loud
01:02:55you guys
01:02:57get back
01:02:58above ground
01:02:59and you get
01:03:00service on your
01:03:00phone Levante
01:03:01there are two
01:03:01notifications there
01:03:02the first you get
01:03:03is one from Maya
01:03:04saying
01:03:05all's good
01:03:06sorry to dip
01:03:07so quickly
01:03:07lol
01:03:08I knew
01:03:09that's so casual
01:03:10I feel like
01:03:11I totally
01:03:12fucked that up
01:03:12um
01:03:13she says
01:03:14tell Vesper
01:03:15all's good
01:03:16J Slice
01:03:17is well known
01:03:19to me
01:03:19uh
01:03:20hard to talk
01:03:21about at night
01:03:22presents a unique
01:03:23problem for us
01:03:24I guess we'll call him
01:03:26J Slice
01:03:26but she says
01:03:27you're all good
01:03:28you have
01:03:29another
01:03:30message
01:03:31that has come back
01:03:32to you from your
01:03:32network
01:03:34from
01:03:34the Vontrue
01:03:36Primogen
01:03:36of Austin
01:03:37oh
01:03:38hell yes
01:03:39saying
01:03:40I've taken a look
01:03:41into some of the events
01:03:43that have gone
01:03:43gone on in
01:03:44Purpy
01:03:45uh
01:03:46and I looked
01:03:47into the fiasco
01:03:48at the Red Iron
01:03:49in San Francisco
01:03:51from what I can see
01:03:53the fiasco
01:03:54was only kept
01:03:55from being a
01:03:56catastrophe
01:03:56by some quick
01:03:58thinking on your
01:03:59part
01:03:59Banksy
01:04:00indeed
01:04:01Austin
01:04:02is looking
01:04:03for a new
01:04:04Seneschal
01:04:05are you in
01:04:06and that's all
01:04:07for this episode
01:04:08of Dimension 20
01:04:09City Council of Darkness
01:04:11tune in next week
01:04:12for another
01:04:12thrilling episode
01:04:15see you in the dark
01:04:16see you in the dark
01:04:18I'm not gonna fuck
01:04:19the dog
01:04:19yeah
01:04:20that's fun
01:04:21that's not even
01:04:22close to what
01:04:23we were thinking
01:04:24that was the cold
01:04:25open of this episode
01:04:26I know what you're all
01:04:26saying
01:04:27and I'll be your prince
01:04:28you don't even need a title
01:04:29to be royalty
01:04:30no that is absolutely
01:04:32not true
01:04:32really
01:04:33clearly you're on a new path
01:04:35and I'm excited for you
01:04:37please stop
01:04:38shaming
01:04:38let's get the boots ready
01:04:39we'll go stomp around
01:04:40for Bigfoot
01:04:41let's do it
01:04:41I woke up
01:04:42fists full of gold
01:04:44that sounds so hard
01:04:45yeah
01:04:47Levante you said
01:04:47you had a side hustle
01:04:48yeah I'm gonna go
01:04:49corrupt the clergy
01:04:50they are going to
01:04:51get us killed
01:04:52you know
01:04:52there was a time
01:04:54when I thought
01:04:54I was going to
01:04:55be killed too
01:04:56they're about to
01:04:57love Yorktown
01:04:58what drugs are you on
01:05:01SSRI
01:05:03clearly
01:05:04clearly
01:05:06SSRI
01:05:06are you cold
01:05:08a little bit
01:05:09just a little bit
01:05:10can you tell
01:05:10yeah I can
01:05:12sorry
01:05:12one
01:05:12two
01:05:13three
01:05:13beautiful
01:05:14beautiful
01:05:15I'm gonna go to bed
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