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01:01Kaleb, right now, tucked up in bed, not willing to work.
01:06He is, though.
03:40O zaman, o zaman böyle bir gelişmiş olsa hala...
03:43Kıraplara bakalanmışlar...
03:44O zaman bu, şimdi o zaman var etkilerini düşünüyorum.
03:47Bu, şimdi bu, o zaman.
03:49O zaman bu, bu, bu, o zaman.
03:52Önyan saat içinde 2000'de.
03:54Önyan saat,, bakar saationa 67'e sunada,
03:58artık 95'e sunada.
04:00Önyan saat, 82'e sunada.
04:0182'e.
04:03Ünalimenga bak, öyle bir şey iyi değil.
04:05Doğru ve buradan yak знаю.
04:06Óyuvarlayın, bu yapıyoruz.
04:07FRONT CAMERA FULL SCREENatsu
04:09Öğmenin
04:11bu reklası MENİR
04:24GÖZÜİN
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08:55Ne?
08:56Bu ne?
08:57Ne?
08:58Bu ne?
08:59Evet.
08:59Bakû'a biraz tutmak.
09:01Ne?
09:01Bu.
09:02Evet.
09:03Bu ne?
09:05Bu ne?
09:06Bu ne?
09:13Evet.
09:13Şarkıda?
09:14Evet.
09:15Çayışmaların.
09:16İyisi için.
09:17Evet.
09:18Evet.
09:19Evet.
09:20Evet.
09:21Çayışmaların.
09:22Evet.
09:25Evet.
09:26Evet.
09:28Evet.
09:31Evet.
09:36Evet.
09:38Evet.
09:39I didn't do that.
09:40What are you doing?
09:42I'm not doing that.
09:46What the fuck's it doing?
09:49Caleb, why is it doing that?
09:51I don't know. Press the stop button.
09:58Caleb.
09:59Press down now.
10:00Just press down once.
10:01What?
10:02Press down once.
10:05No.
10:06For fuck's sake.
10:09After Caleb had manually lowered the anchor...
10:14Useless.
10:15...I initiated my tree-hauling plan.
10:19Ready?
10:23He's gonna pivot round exactly as I planned.
10:26Exactly as I planned.
10:30Yes, look at that.
10:32He's gonna be happy with that, isn't he?
10:36He's got to turn up now and say,
10:38well done, Jeremy, your plan works.
10:41Slack it off.
10:43Nothing.
10:44So far, nothing.
10:46Drive.
10:47He's not going to admit that my plan works.
10:51But I know it did.
10:53I know it did.
10:54I'm going to go see because I'm going.
10:56My plan works.
10:58I'm not gonna lift this down for a long time, am I?
11:02Sadly, there was no time to enjoy being right,
11:05because Lisa summoned me back to the farmyard.
11:10She said there was a problem.
11:12It was too quiet.
11:19Can you hear anything?
11:21No.
11:24You can't hear.
11:24They're not in here, are they?
11:26I don't know. I'm gonna go back here.
11:36Oh, shit.
11:38What?
11:40Guinea-fowl feathers.
11:44Oh, no.
11:47Oh, flip.
11:51Oh, and another one.
11:52Oh, for God's sake.
11:56That's a fox, isn't it?
11:57Just killing for fun.
11:58Yep.
12:00How am I going to explain this?
12:02Granddaughter coming for the weekend.
12:03Can I go and see the guinea-fowl?
12:05Er, do you have your neighbours?
12:07But no, the good thing is,
12:07we can indoctrinate her from an early age
12:09to not be trapped into that London way of thinking
12:11that foxes are sweet.
12:13Oh, I saw a fox in Wandsworth,
12:15and he was so sweet.
12:17No, he wasn't.
12:18He's a murdering bastard.
12:21Jeremy?
12:21Yep?
12:22Good news, there.
12:24Oh, one of them's...
12:25One of them survived.
12:26Fuck that.
12:27Well done.
12:29You can stay up there.
12:31It's safe.
12:32Poor thing.
12:33Seeing it's all brothers and sisters being massacred.
12:40Fortunately, later that day,
12:42there was just the job to cheer us up.
12:44Are there any of them bagging up?
12:47I think there's a couple.
12:48With the cows about to give birth,
12:51we needed to turn the barn into a maternity ward.
12:55So Lizzie the goat farmer was coming along
12:57to help us move these horned lawn mowers out into the fields.
13:02Afternoon all.
13:03Lizzie!
13:04Hi, Lizzie.
13:05Hello, Lizzie.
13:06How are you?
13:06What's occurring?
13:08Moving them.
13:09The easiest way would be to use a trailer.
13:12But as it was such a lovely spring afternoon,
13:15I decided to go old school.
13:18So they're going into a field called Hollowback,
13:19which is not very far away,
13:21so you should be able to walk them down.
13:23Sorry, what did you mean to say there?
13:25Walk them down.
13:26It's just there.
13:27What could possibly go wrong?
13:29Nothing, honestly.
13:31Now, here's what we're going to do, all right?
13:33We're going to move you into a field called Hollowback,
13:36which is full of lovely, tasty, juicy grass,
13:39and you will be very happy in there.
13:41So you are going to be the leader, OK?
13:43I wonder what the goat's thinking.
13:45He's thinking, what is that muppet saying to me?
13:51There you go.
13:54Come on!
13:55Who said we needed a trailer?
13:59Hey!
14:00What are you doing?
14:00Go that way.
14:02Come on!
14:03Come on!
14:04Come on!
14:04Come on!
14:05No.
14:05Oi.
14:06None of you.
14:06Go on.
14:08That way.
14:10Can we not climb up there, please?
14:12All of you, stop this.
14:14Stop this nonsense.
14:15No, no, no.
14:16This is going well.
14:17Oh, fuck's sake.
14:19Go on.
14:20Go on.
14:20Come on.
14:21Get off.
14:22This isn't working.
14:24Is it your fault?
14:26Oi.
14:27Listen to this.
14:28Tasty snack.
14:31I think what's happening here is they're dining on steak
14:33and I'm offering them kale.
14:37Once they'd finished their buffet, though...
14:39Go on, off you get.
14:40Go, go, go.
14:41We got them headed in the right direction.
14:44Come on.
14:45Come on, you.
14:46You're in charge.
14:47I put you in charge.
14:48Keep going.
14:49Keep going.
14:49Keep going.
14:52Oh, look.
14:52Now the sheep want to run, too.
14:55Hello, sheep.
14:57That's quite a picture now, isn't it?
14:59Isn't that?
15:01I love the fact that he's got his ag-bot and then he's moving goats like this.
15:04Yeah.
15:05Come on, goats.
15:07Rrrrr!
15:07Wait.
15:09Come on.
15:10Come on.
15:10Come on.
15:11Wait, wait, wait.
15:12Shhh.
15:13I mean look at that sight.
15:16Come on.
15:17On a night like tonight, farming is the best job in the world.
15:22Wait.
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16:35Kadbur.
16:36Anyone remember that?
16:38They just used to get...
16:40...the very, very good-looking girls...
16:43...to wander through a poppy field or a wheat field...
16:46...in lacy dresses eating a Cadbury's flake.
16:49One of whom I think married Roger Taylor, the drummer and queen.
16:54I have no idea what you're on about.
16:56Did you know...
16:58I don't know what you get on about.
17:00Sometimes I just nod now.
17:05The following morning, I started the day by checking in on our one remaining guinea fowl.
17:15Hello, guinea fowl.
17:18Hello.
17:21Oh, no.
17:24For fuck's sake, this is just beyond belief.
17:30It's just bitten its head off.
17:33It hasn't even eaten it.
17:38Oh.
17:41He's had the lot.
17:45There was, though, only time to seethe, not mourn.
17:51Because today was a big day on the Agbot front.
17:59It had finished cultivating all the fields and would now be charged with the most important job of them all.
18:06Planting the seeds.
18:09Yes!
18:11We have begun.
18:13We are drilling the lager.
18:15And we're drilling it into well-prepared, well-fertilised fields on time.
18:23Once we'd finished hooking up the drill...
18:26That's like this side lined up.
18:29Yeah?
18:30...the Agbot eagerly set off with the Luddite, as ever, full of praise for it.
18:37Look, it's not drilling now.
18:38Look, not drilling, not drilling, not drilling, not drilling, not drilling.
18:41Wait, wait, wait.
18:43Ha, o.
18:44No, evet.
18:45Bu bir şey bu.
18:46Bu, ya pada düşen.
18:47Bir sonra.
18:49Bu ne.
18:49Bu bir şey.
18:50Bu bir şey yoktu.
18:53Bu.
18:53Evet.
18:54Bu, ya da, da, da'yı sıcağı neyebili.
18:57Bu ne.
18:57Bu, da, da, neyi benziyor.
18:59Bu, da yıza.
18:59Bu neyi mi.
18:59Ve yani, neyi benziyor.
19:01Bu.
19:02Eski.
19:03Yılmaz you benziyor.
19:06Oh, gerçekten.
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19:11Kalab'a ziyaretli bir negatifliğiniz,
19:13bu müşterilerin yeni bir işe başarılı bir işe başarılı.
19:18Bu, birkaç daha önce.
19:22Bu bir soru ile ilgili bir soru ile ilgili.
19:25Bu bir yolculuğu bir yolculuğu.
19:28Bu, bu yolculuğu bir yolculuğu bir yolculuğu bir yolculuğu,
19:33I suspected life would be a massive faff.
19:37Where are you going now?
19:38I'm going to do Arlo's.
19:40How are you going to get down there then?
19:42Ah, well, I'm going to take the drill off,
19:46attach it to the Lambo,
19:49drive the Lambo down there,
19:51drop the drill off in the field,
19:54bring the Lambo back to the yard,
19:56attach it to the trailer,
19:58put the Agbot on the trailer,
20:00drive that down to Arlo's,
20:02take the Agbot off the trailer
20:04and reattach it to the drill.
20:08That's...
20:08By the time you've done all of that,
20:10I could have completed the whole farm drilling,
20:12as well as probably another 30 other farms.
20:15Caleb had a point.
20:17My plan would be incredibly time-consuming.
20:21And, as we're on TV,
20:23I couldn't just ignore the law.
20:25So I came up with a rather clever solution.
20:29Watch this, ready?
20:30with this simple black cloth.
20:36Right, now.
20:49Ta-da!
20:52So there we are.
20:53Just this...
20:54I don't know where these time marks have come from.
20:56It's a mystery.
20:58But there we are.
20:59Onwards.
21:04Back in the world of animal farming,
21:07things were starting to happen in the cow barn.
21:12with one of the moocall alarms alerting me that a calf was on its way.
21:27It's out already!
21:30Lisa!
21:31It's out!
21:32It's here!
21:32We have a car!
21:33Go home, quick!
21:34I mean, they get a call from the moocall saying birth imminent.
21:38It doesn't say birth has happened.
21:41Look!
21:43Endgame's first child.
21:46She's eating the placenta and doing everything properly.
21:51That is just so cool.
21:53That's a very handsome face.
21:55Beautiful.
21:57I love the way that it affects the others.
21:59Yeah, they're all...
22:00Yeah, they're all coming in foot up.
22:01That's rather sweet.
22:05The first calf had been born at a civilised hour.
22:10The next one, however...
22:19New call went off at 3.15.
22:22It's now...
22:2410 to 5.
22:28Nothing.
22:29Welcome to the world of the beef farmer.
22:32I'm not sure there's a whole lot I can do.
22:34You're going to have to start the pushing at this stage.
22:40Oh, she doesn't know where she wants to be, does she?
22:43You know, you want to be standing up or lying down.
22:47Come on.
22:49Come on.
22:50Push.
22:51Push.
22:54There's a foot.
22:57Yeah, she has given birth so far to a balloon and a hoof.
23:03Come on.
23:05Definitely two feet.
23:10And...
23:11Back in again.
23:24And there's the dawn chorus.
23:28Mm-mm.
23:33Eventually, a mere two hours and 45 minutes after the moocall had gone off...
23:41The alien is coming.
23:43Oh, come on.
23:44Big push.
23:46Big push.
23:47There's a nose.
23:49Ooh, an eye.
23:51Ooh, an owl head.
23:53A head.
23:55An ear.
23:57A neck.
24:00Yes!
24:01Come on.
24:04And...
24:06Come on.
24:07Push, push, push.
24:08Back.
24:08Just the hips.
24:10Come on, push.
24:12There we go.
24:13Come on.
24:14Yeah, I'm ready, my dear.
24:16Come on.
24:17Get some straw in there.
24:19Come on.
24:20Let's have some breathing.
24:21There we go.
24:22Come on.
24:24Yes.
24:28That looks like a great little calf.
24:33Already trying to walk.
24:34Look.
24:36Oh.
24:37It's a joy.
24:40Mr Night Sleep.
24:41And yet, when you see that happen...
24:44It's worth it.
24:54After this completely perfect start to the day, I went over to see the Swiss army knife, which now had
25:02a new attachment.
25:06And was using it to roll the field.
25:09There he goes.
25:11Where we would be growing onions and beetroots.
25:15And to plant those, we'd need another new machine.
25:20And now, I'm gonna blow your mind with the farm droid.
25:26Caleb?
25:31This was the other bit of kit that had caught my eye at the Lama exhibition back in January.
25:38A solar-powered onion planter.
25:42Oh, it's another robot.
25:44Oh, yeah.
25:45I thought it was actually going on the back of the ag bot.
25:47No.
25:48This now trundles along.
25:50We pull it with seed.
25:51And he plants all the onions for us.
25:54This is completely electric, and that's the solar panel.
25:57Well, how was it if the sun went in?
25:58Well, it's got batteries, so it stores some of the electrical power.
26:01Is it electric?
26:02That's how solar-powered work.
26:04Is that electric?
26:05I don't know why I thought that was an electric fence.
26:07It does look it, doesn't it?
26:08If you touch that, it'll stop him.
26:10Rasmus, the man who'd first shown me the farm droid, then came over to explain how it works.
26:17It's all by GPS, yeah.
26:19So it remembers exactly where it planted each onion.
26:21So this is the field, let's just say.
26:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:23And it puts an onion in here.
26:25Yeah.
26:25And then how long?
26:26We put it into 15 centimetres.
26:28OK, 15 centimetres.
26:29And then it remembers.
26:30Yeah, yeah.
26:31And then places every 15 centimetres.
26:33Yeah.
26:33So it's extremely precise.
26:35Yeah.
26:36So how many onions is it going to plant in here?
26:38600,000.
26:40600,000 onions.
26:41Wow.
26:42How far does it go?
26:44Maximum 1k.
26:45Oh.
26:45About the same speed as me.
26:47Hold on, if it only does one kilometre an hour, and you've got a hare and a tortoise,
26:52is the one kilometre the hare or the tortoise?
26:54Yep, that's the hare.
26:57It is a slow driving machine, so it will drive into the night tonight.
27:00And then after we've done the seeding, we convert this machine into weeding,
27:04which means that this machine is also doing the weeding part of it.
27:07Oh, so it just digs up the weeds?
27:09Yeah, yeah.
27:09And leaves the onions?
27:10Just killing the smaller weeds.
27:12Does it have cameras on it?
27:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:13I'll just give you access to the app to this one.
27:16Then you can just sit home.
27:17Oh, man, I've got the Agbot cameras and this cameras.
27:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:21That's what Lisa said the other day.
27:22I was sitting looking at the cameras from there.
27:24She went, why can't you watch Pornhub like a normal man,
27:27instead of sitting watching your Agbot going up and down?
27:31Oh, Chris, I'm going to have both of them.
27:32I can't wait.
27:33Can we get it going?
27:34Yeah, we can.
27:35Once we'd filled the hoppers with onion seeds,
27:38who knew that onion seeds looked like that?
27:41They're like miniature song thrush eggs.
27:44I drove the farm droid into the field.
27:48It's a weird-looking thing, actually, when you get into the field.
27:50It's going to be, honestly, when you've got the Agbot and this
27:52working the same field.
27:53I think, actually, it's the first time in the world
27:57that we have both an Agbot bed and a farm boat in the same field.
28:01That's incredible.
28:04Right, we're certainly in the field now.
28:06Yeah.
28:06Press auto.
28:07That one.
28:09Calculating route.
28:10Yeah.
28:11And just press the green one.
28:13And now it's just probably calibrating itself.
28:18So it's just hunting now for its start point.
28:21Yeah.
28:21Same as the Agbot does.
28:22So now it has the start point.
28:26Oh, look, he's putting it down.
28:28Yeah.
28:30And we're off.
28:31Yeah.
28:34And you can hear the small clicks.
28:36That's the seed.
28:37It's one of those clicks.
28:38Yeah, yeah.
28:38So that's the seed going in.
28:40Yeah.
28:41Fucking hell.
28:41Honestly.
28:42That is unbelievable.
28:43That's this.
28:43You can actually hear it working.
28:48I know.
28:52Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money.
28:55It's really quite cool.
28:57Where are the onions at?
28:59So do we check on the...
29:00See, now we would like to go and check...
29:03What seed depth do we need?
29:04Charlie mentioned around three centimetre.
29:07Three?
29:09Due to the moisture.
29:10Look, look, look, look.
29:11You got one?
29:12Yes, look.
29:13There's onion in the field.
29:15He's putting onion in my field.
29:17And then look, then we should have 15 centimetres.
29:20No, no, wait, wait.
29:20No, no.
29:21If that's true, that's incredible.
29:23So 15 centimetres.
29:25Where's 15?
29:26There.
29:28Holy shit.
29:29That's unbelievable.
29:31And away it goes.
29:34You're actually impressed with that.
29:35Yeah, I am impressed with that.
29:44It had been a long night and day, but before knocking it on the head,
29:50I had to meet Lisa and George, her snail supplier.
29:54You know, they're already inside.
29:56Yeah.
29:57Because the snails had started laying eggs.
30:00See?
30:02Yep.
30:04Bingo.
30:05Here you are.
30:06Oh, wow.
30:09These are your first snail children.
30:12Oh, wow.
30:13They're all snail legs, are they?
30:15Yes.
30:15OK.
30:16What do you do with this?
30:17What's this?
30:18Just compost?
30:19This is just compost.
30:20We put water on.
30:21I'm going to put the lid on and put them by the heater.
30:24And then how long before they become snails?
30:26Do they hatch?
30:27What do they do?
30:28Yes.
30:29George was also extremely keen to show us how the baby snails got made in the first place.
30:36Ah, here you are.
30:37Now you see the courtship.
30:39Can you see?
30:40Yes.
30:41The left one already.
30:42He has his penis out there.
30:43Can you see?
30:44Yes.
30:45There.
30:45That's it.
30:45And this one has her vagina over it.
30:48Yep.
30:49So is that the man?
30:50No, no, no.
30:51They're both.
30:51He has, you know, the penis and the vagina on his body.
30:55That's so cool.
30:56So they're, well, really, these are in tune with the times.
31:00We've got trans farm animals.
31:01Oh, yes.
31:03Or are they hermaphrodites?
31:04They're hermaphrodites by their sex machines.
31:06Sex machines?
31:07Yeah.
31:09How many penises has it got?
31:11Two.
31:12Two penises?
31:13Like here.
31:14Other side.
31:15Oh, I see.
31:15You've got stereo peniseries.
31:16So depending which side.
31:18Where's his vagina then?
31:20Exactly next to it.
31:21The same thing.
31:21So you've got a penis and a vagina.
31:23The same thing.
31:23Where the penis is, is also his vagina.
31:27Clever, right?
31:29And they shit out of their faces as well?
31:31Yeah, on the side, yes.
31:33So their face is like a Ferrari steering wheel.
31:36Everything's now on it.
31:37Yeah.
31:38Yeah.
31:40Yeah.
31:40Yeah.
31:42And once they've bred, you take the eggs and then you eat the ones that are bred.
31:46So they're no good now.
31:47Ah, so we, well, once we've got the babies, these adults can go off to the pub.
31:52Correct.
31:53And so we get those, because I mean, I adore snails.
31:56I think they're fantastic.
31:57You like the garlic butter.
31:58Oh, I love the garlic butter.
31:59And the shells, you crush up and you can give it to the chickens as great.
32:03Lisa and George claimed, however, that the money to be made from serving them in the pub was
32:08nothing compared to what could be earned from the slime.
32:12There are beauty parlors in Essex, especially.
32:16Yeah.
32:16Essex.
32:17Essex.
32:17120 pounds for 10 minutes snail, or 15 minutes snail course.
32:23Should they put the snails on your faces?
32:25Yeah.
32:25And the snail goes around and excretes the juice.
32:29That's it.
32:29And that's like 120 pounds for 10 minutes.
32:32Yep.
32:34I wasn't completely convinced, but put my concerns to one side.
32:43Because the next day, Lisa and I were awaiting cow birth number three.
32:52Yes.
32:53Good.
32:53Here we go.
32:56Which seem to be going as smoothly as the previous two.
33:00Oh, here we go.
33:01Here we go.
33:01Foot.
33:04Push.
33:06Push.
33:09Oh.
33:10Look, you can see the card's turn.
33:14That's a worry.
33:16Shit, should we call dilden or are we just panicking?
33:19Well, it's head first.
33:20That's good.
33:21No, it's everything's right.
33:23But we can see the time.
33:24The time is moving, suggesting that the calf is sort of needing to be out.
33:31Do we grab hold of those and pull?
33:35That is a worry for me, that the time is out and moving.
33:40And then we call Caleb.
33:44All right, mate.
33:45All right, mate.
33:46Just, I know it's Oscar's birthday.
33:48Yeah, can you hear me?
33:49Yeah.
33:50We've got a calf coming.
33:52Half an hour, probably.
33:54The last contraction, we got really most of the front legs and then what looked like a tongue coming out.
34:01Just grab the two legs, yeah, and just gently hold a little bit of pressure on it.
34:04Yeah.
34:05And then you'll feel it push.
34:06And as she pushes, just gently pull a bit harder.
34:09Yeah.
34:09And as she stops pushing, take the pressure off if that makes sense.
34:11I know exactly what you mean.
34:13Okay, well, we'll get in there.
34:14Yeah, I'll get in on.
34:15All right, bye-bye.
34:18Here we go.
34:19I'm going to head on in.
34:27The tongue is licking my glove.
34:36Oh, come on.
34:38I don't want to hurt the calf's legs.
34:43And I'm being licked.
34:46Now, can I have some ropes?
34:55Yep, that's both of them on.
34:57I'd dearly love to get this one out.
35:00Just because I've not done it before.
35:15I'm gonna go.
35:16Nearly.
35:19Oh, God.
35:27Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
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38:13Evet.
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38:15Oh!
38:18Bu da.
38:20Bu da güzel günler.
38:23Bu da güzel, güzel günler.
38:32Sonra, Lise ve benliğe geçtiğine geçtiğine geçtiğine geçti.
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42:35abone olmayı.
42:37abone olmayı.
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43:55Slightly less gruesome note
43:57Caleb then told me it was time to castrate the new boy calf
44:02Using a rubber band
44:04So what we've got to do
44:05Open up like this
44:06Pull the testicle sack through here
44:08Make sure both the testicles are in the sack
44:10And then band off
44:12Done
44:13So we've got to go
44:14Oh look at his face
44:15Look at his face
44:17Please don't cut my bollocks off
44:19He doesn't know he's got bollocks does he
44:20No he wouldn't know yet would he
44:23Hello calf
44:24Look it's literally upholstered in velvet this one
44:28It's lovely isn't it
44:29It's absolutely beautiful
44:31Beautiful beautiful
44:32Right then
44:35See if you can't catch it
44:36I'll find some autonomous machine that can
44:39Shall we come in from the back or
44:42Yeah coming from the back
44:47Oh of course they're quite big
44:49Yeah grab the testicles Frank
44:52Gonna have a shit when you
44:53Hmm
44:56Is that it?
44:57Right have you got
44:58Have you got them?
44:58I don't know
45:00I think so
45:02It's
45:02Yep there you go
45:03They're on
45:03Now make sure that band comes off
45:05Well how do I do that?
45:06Push it off
45:07It's quite hard
45:10We're holding hands while fondling an animal's body
45:13Right now off you come
45:15Oh you should have put your hand on that shit
45:17It sat
45:18All over
45:19Me
45:23Oh smell
45:24No
45:25No you've got it on your nose and everything
45:26What?
45:27Oh fucking hell
45:29It's all over everywhere
45:30I'm covered in diarrhoea
45:33Is it on my face?
45:35Yes
45:35I'm sorry
45:40A cow's shat in my mouth
45:45Fuck you
45:52That's it
45:53Fuck it
45:53I'm going to London
45:55I'm going to London Caleb
45:56That's it
45:57I'm done
45:58I'm going to London
45:59In a Bentley
46:01I'm going to see my friends who work in advertising
46:03And law
46:04And the theatre
46:08Oh
46:11Fucking hell
46:18Oh God
46:22In the end I decided not to move back to London
46:28Because the crops were in on time
46:34The calves were in good health
46:39And the weather was perfect
46:44So for the first time since I'd started farning all those years ago
46:49Life at Diddley's Squat
46:52Was an absolute dream
46:59Sometimes the texture of what you're eating feels off
47:03But actually the taste is delicious
47:04I'm not loving that
47:06We're building a leaky woody dam
47:08Yeah
47:08We're like human beavers
47:10It's a magnificent beast as you can see
47:13Not the easiest thing to sell in the world
47:14On lock 1246
47:1560,000
47:33We're we all hope
47:34We can do that
47:34But we gotta get someone and for some reason
48:02From seed to the hot life
48:02Jonaho
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