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Love I.S.L.A.N.D Uk - Season 13 Episode 6
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00:12My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual.
00:19It's the same thing.
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too.
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard of snogging, snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Wrapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help.
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man.
01:12We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:33Six days earlier, we were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts.
01:47Their conclusion?
01:48The original Big Bang got one thing wrong.
01:52Daytime.
01:53The love island gods have spoken and turned day into night.
02:09Day is a new night and black is...
02:12Well, black is still the new black.
02:15And in the biggest ever shake up to the format, we had nighttime entrances.
02:25Daytime.
02:29What are we going to do?
02:30How are we getting out of here?
02:31How do you get out of here?
02:32Oh
02:59My god
03:02Help help
03:04Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh
03:11My
03:13Yes
03:14Hi, you're right. Did we get out? Oh, okay, probably
03:22Here's to you
03:23Here's to me
03:25Here's to us
03:26Here's to we
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
03:38and those super sexy
03:40Packagey things back in a TV studio in London
03:48Hello, hello anyone here? Oh no, they've gone
03:53Where have they gone?
03:56Get me me our jammer
04:02Hello, it's me
04:05Ian Sterling
04:07Ian with two eyes
04:08The funny Scottish guy
04:11No, that's Lewis Capaldi
04:13I'm at the studio. Where is everyone?
04:17Oh
04:17It was all changed with the profiles to this series fancy
04:22What do you mean it's secret
04:24Oh
04:26Well, we'll see about that
04:28I'll find you
04:35I'll take to the air
04:39Where is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane
04:53Can't even see the plane
04:57Can't even see the plane
04:58I'll take to the sea
05:09Can't even see the plane
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh!
05:23And that's how free I want to be.
05:25Oh, I think I've found them.
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before.
05:35How are we doing, guys?
05:37News lovely, gorgeous, perfect settings.
05:40Ready to get going?
05:42Oh my God, it's sensational.
05:44Look at the view.
05:45Love.
05:47Montag.
05:50I just love kissing people.
05:53Cut that.
05:55Cut, cut, cut that.
05:58Oh my God.
06:01Ooh, it's a hat.
06:02Guys, I'm from a real cap.
06:09I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me.
06:11Like, I'm not actually here yet.
06:12Like, I cannot process this.
06:35I haven't had a mirror, so I don't know what I bloody look like.
06:40But you don't want to.
06:42I don't want to.
06:44But you can't.
06:48Oh my gosh.
06:49You just can't.
06:50There's like, you really want to.
06:53Damn.
06:54I love.
06:55Just a little bit.
06:57You're like, grandma.
06:58I love you.
06:58I love you.
06:59I love you?
07:00I love you.
07:01I love you.
07:02I love you.
07:03I love you.
07:04I love you.
07:04I love you.
07:05I love you.
07:05your prince is that it i know to kiss a few frogs isn't it well that's my saying i've changed
07:13it
07:13i don't think there's anyone like me on planet earth period like i i actually just don't and
07:18if you if you know someone like me please call the number here but i don't think you do i
07:22genuinely
07:23think i'm not even i'm not even waffling this is no chicken waffle yeah i genuinely think
07:30i could beat a shark in a fight as in if if i'm in the sea and the sharks at
07:37me one-on-one
07:38i'm coming out on top there isn't i'm like there's any of my friends call them at home
07:44i promise you i've been saying this for years all you got to do is come and bang that's it's
07:48gone
07:49you didn't see that coming thank you
07:58having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the islanders big entrance the producers
08:03completely forgot about the coupling up this time there are no games it's all down to you
08:09lot to sort it out amongst yourselves genius get the islanders to figure it out so the rest of us
08:15can clock off and go to bed so yes love band is doing things a little differently this year but
08:22one thing that will never change are the get to know you chats they're as awkward as ever right
08:30do you need help no yeah i think
08:35elegant look at that professional yeah you have to be careful okay oh my god
08:42this is how you get the ick though what on something like this no
08:46do you want to get some water um yes please i'll let me get you something yes bear with
08:52bear with bear with
08:55where could wait you got what you what you eating
08:58ice lollies bro help yourself oh this is cool oh all right i wanted water but
09:05that you youtube do brazilian jiu-jitsu no
09:08what is wrong what that is no no no because it's really neat who have you dated like i've actually
09:12never dated one who does it because i'm like i can't cope with that i feel like people judge me
09:17yeah just on based on how i look like yeah like i'm a boy yeah um i do think you
09:22do give that
09:23i wouldn't say i am you do give yeah oh you're not gonna lie
09:29do you want ice lolly instead no thank you
09:38what's the scottish lingo then what what's island is that just like yeah yeah
09:42aye aye aye what else is there i'm trying to think what would you call that in the kitchen like
09:46see that bit where the sink is see there what what oh what the bit in the middle it's an
09:55island
09:56no like oh like what what oh hang what is that to you like a countertop it's a kitchen
10:02i don't know it's uh uh what would you call it back
10:05like oh go put that on the counter counter yeah counter yeah that's a bunker a bunker
10:13hi hi hi hi hi do you want a new cup yes please yes one
10:19where are the cups what do you need cups yeah for what water yeah
10:30oh this oh this is this is fresh is it wash it out no i'm rinsing it they're used to
10:36they used to filter in the fridge angelista did eventually get her chat with opi
10:40about 30 seconds before the sun came up
10:51as we saw on the main show it wasn't long before jasmine learned that lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words i feel like you're very promiscuous you could be like no not in a bad
11:02no i mean like you are very sexy you're very sexy promiscuous no maybe i use that word wrong i'm
11:09so
11:09far off of that you have no idea that's not promiscuous maybe i chose the wrong
11:13you're not maybe song it should have been man eater yeah yeah
11:20you think lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst
11:24but au contraire turns out he was just getting started
11:28a tart is a good thing it's like a it's like a fuck no no i would say aiden's a
11:34top tart
11:36are we calling are we calling each other tarts yeah yeah
11:41i don't know about that bro this is this is lost on me all right i'm just not going to
11:46speak for the
11:46yeah you know he said i i look promiscuous what does that mean what do you mean what does that
11:51mean like that mysterious that's what i thought no do you know what it means
11:58no like you're like a hoe yes that's what it means
12:01i'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact oxford english dictionary definition of promiscuous
12:06a bit close enough jasmine
12:14in this next unseen clip ellie has something she wants to get off her chest
12:18my mum named my boobs phil and grant yes which one's phil which one's girl i don't know that's
12:25you don't know that's her choice can i name them now then right can i have a look yes so
12:31i'm thinking wait what did what did she call them phil and grant like the mitchell brothers
12:42i've never heard of them the extenders oh phil and grant okay okay
12:48i don't think you're gonna beat it we'll go phil and grant i don't think you can beat it it's
12:53an
12:53absolute belter now everyone she actually like like she doesn't actually say that though like when
12:58you come downstairs she put it on her instagram story when i had it was the one year she went
13:04happy
13:04one year to fill in grand hey look
13:20ever wondered what it would be like if we had alan partridge on love island well lorenzo is giving us
13:26a pretty good idea in this unseen clip aha where are you from you
13:34where about this is that though is that up yeah okay i'm down
13:38it's not down it's out round the m25 yeah what about that i don't know what's your junction
13:49what junction are you i've never heard that one how do you not know you come off on the junction
13:55i know
14:02you're i'm like five and you're like seven well i don't know how they how do they like work out
14:06where
14:06the junction my way don't end where does it end because there isn't if you've got london in the
14:11middle right hartford cheers north but this is where i get a little bit lost so just slow i just
14:17know
14:17london's in there and that's as good as it gets what what are you finding lost i just said london's
14:21in the
14:22okay carry on right london there this is this is where is it like just north of london north
14:28north west northeast yes essex is actually that's right okay just simple simple words
14:35it's north of london you've got hartfordshire you've got essex yeah and then you've got kent no yes so
14:41you go around the m25 you go wrap it around yes you go around the m25 are you actually understanding
14:49this or is it no no no i i know my maps okay you actually i'm good with my match
14:53yeah do you drive
14:54to be like that yeah i drive in scotland dunphy all right do you drive on the right in scotland
15:00uh do you drive on the right is it there's no way do you are what is it is it
15:06they can drive your
15:08left-hand drive like normal no like you drive on the left it's just the same as england same as
15:12england right oh my god you never know because it's a different it's a different land do they have
15:16junctions though we do dragons what junctions are you like i don't know oh does no one know their
15:24junction no one knows their junction i don't think it's a normal thing to ask to be honest i've never
15:28been asked it there's something different time for a quick dip into our islanders pre-show interviews
15:39to ask opie what are you like people always think i'm always i'm going to be uns uns all the
15:45time but
15:45i'm actually like i ran it in time we'll come back after to find out in his own words what
15:50opie like
16:07welcome back to love island unseen bits
16:13we're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa here we go
16:18one two three i believe in cheese can you stop please no my g because i'm repping about cheese
16:28anything you want from us girls go to the ends pose come back and then i'll go if you say
16:33so
16:37we'll give you the energy boost you need we've got hard hitting clips
16:43and again and again and full body flips fantastic just say it like it is like a duck or moza
16:53duck to water
16:55it's the same thing this year's islanders really are the goats
17:04oh i'm not even trying that one i'm not even trying that one what the
17:07is going on earlier we rudely interrupted opie while talking about his favorite subject
17:14opie but what's opie like people always think i'm all i'm going to be uns uns all the time but
17:22i'm
17:22actually like uns uns i mean there's like again opes is different opes opes is uh i'm like an onion
17:29you see that whole thing with shrek i'm like an onion opes is an onion caption that opie's onions
17:38not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea ropey
17:43but you do you
17:50islander ellie is flying the flag for scotland this year and she expected a language barrier at
17:55new york airport but not inside the villa is shrek scottish yeah it's who shrek yeah yeah it's just a
18:02wild comment to just whack out where that's a good point actually i didn't think of that are you
18:06calling her shrek you're in bed with shrek well done i don't care so what am i shrek is that
18:18what is like what you can be fiona and then he can be lord farquhar
18:22where is that ogre
18:35that was a fab impression where is that ogre luckily she didn't she didn't turn into an ogre
18:44and so ellie discovered that a snog from aiden wasn't true love's first kiss
18:55i took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way it
18:59could
18:59get any more blue
19:05but it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series phone roulette
19:10one by one around us had to pick a phone out at random
19:15that phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone
19:29so let's do a callback and dial up the dares we didn't get to see
19:39oh here we go okay
19:41oh no i'd suck all the times again
19:47perform your favorite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed
19:53oh no i'm scared you've got to lie down though and then put this leg over like this
20:08i love that one too great position yeah does anyone know the actual like name for that
20:15it's called the samran special
20:23say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead
20:27oh the couple that i can't see working i'd probably say sam and robin
20:34i don't think sam's got to know lola i think sam and lola could be
20:40could be a little vibe going on yeah i think robin should be with i think she should be with
20:47george
20:49because she likes george
20:55i like robin so
21:01ellie
21:08have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most
21:14you haven't got to pick me if you mess in this is your time to shine
21:21yeah
21:22all right
21:22all right
21:35You can just do it here, don't you?
21:36Oh, I'll do it here, look.
21:38Oh, I don't know how to do it.
21:40Oh, okay.
21:40Fucking hug.
21:42Go, 15!
21:43Tom, look at you, Tom!
21:49It's all love from us, all love from it, man.
21:52How you doing? Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, matey.
21:55Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
21:56I'll do it, matey.
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking? No.
22:14No. No, not normally.
22:16Who does? Not normally.
22:18Hands up for toe-sucking.
22:20Oh! There's more than we thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:25Oh, that's so hot.
22:26It's so...
22:27I've never really, like, let someone suck me toes.
22:30That's hot.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Wait, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:35What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting their toes sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:50Well, not after that performance, though.
22:52You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:55Oh.
22:56Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe-sucking, or does the tongue, like, run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:08What did you say?
23:09Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot.
23:17I won't be like, oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mmm.
23:21Well, it's more about the arms.
23:24Have you ever said that?
23:25Like I say, like I'm supposed to know.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:32Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands.
23:35I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa and that a latte is
23:49a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the ice?
23:57Listen to me.
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:03One, two...
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:06It's going to fall out the carpet.
24:08Four, please.
24:10So, making a coffee in the morning, basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really.
24:17It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:23What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24All the way to the top?
24:26Just try that.
24:27Try that and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:29Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:34Mmm!
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm going to just be caramel.
24:48Don't be fussy.
24:48Yeah.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Making someone a coffee in the morning, I think is quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Aidan, I'll have a double shot.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:24Go on.
25:25If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:31Are you playing with me?
25:32No, that's right.
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way grand, but I'm actually dead serious.
25:38Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it will feel like.
25:44That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right, any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:56It's time for a break.
25:57So, we'll have to come back later and find out...
26:00What's the fun fact?
26:17You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits.
26:19So, let's get this party started.
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like to you, Sean?
26:24I'll give you a shot.
26:25Okay, ready?
26:26Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:26Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:27Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:28Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:29Tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:30Tuk-a-tun-tun-tun.
26:32Yeah, say that.
26:32That's me on the deck, wait.
26:34Hi, hi, hi.
26:41We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bowie?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Wait, well, go blow your nose.
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck up?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:57Hi.
26:59They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the downward dog.
27:05You've dusted your head.
27:07Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the downward?
27:11It's Love Island Unseen Mids.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Right, any other fun facts?
27:21Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:32Oh my God, Perry the platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb.
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:36So a platypus.
27:37Does it sweat water, blood, or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:46Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:52I think I heard that at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair though, you're not a teacher.
27:55Yeah, I don't teach the kids that, don't I?
27:57Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time, it may only be week one, but they're already discussing
28:05their type on paper.
28:07But I read like chick flicks, you know when they're like nothingy.
28:09They're not like, you're reading like psychological books.
28:12Like that's so different to me, I'm just like...
28:14I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16Oh, I do like that.
28:16Look what I like.
28:17We're literally book club guys.
28:19It's like...
28:20Yay, you're art out, BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas, she does like murder, mis-moving.
28:31It's not nice.
28:32Podcast.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help because I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like you should know this shit.
28:44Like who doesn't know this haram, they're living their life not knowing this stuff.
28:47You just continue your book chats, I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying like, hey everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you girls chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books and I'm not going to lie, don't read.
29:01Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She's like, nah.
29:04Forget this shit.
29:05What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Oh, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:11The Swedish ones.
29:13The Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We're thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation and you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go sign it myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the covers actions she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool actually is.
29:51You're going to have to teach me some slanky now, serious.
29:53Because when we get out and I come down and we have to go out and then when I have
29:57to go
29:57and...
29:58Scotland's up to me.
29:59Is it?
30:06Come on then.
30:08Come on right down.
30:09Come on.
30:10Well when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:14Yep.
30:16No.
30:17When I come off.
30:18When I come off.
30:19When I come off.
30:20You're fine.
30:21It's a way.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry I don't like bugs.
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something.
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:40No one's actually pulled me.
30:45But...
30:45Can you...
30:47Oh my fuck.
30:48He likes you.
30:48Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around did they?
30:50They would just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like...
30:55A man.
30:57A man.
30:58A man.
31:00Honestly if I had chopsticks, if I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like I think we're just like...
31:05Oh my God.
31:05Sorry that is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I mean it's probably just attracting people who've got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck's sake.
31:11Oh my God.
31:12Oh.
31:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take...
31:18Take...
31:20Where is it?
31:22You're alright, you're alright.
31:22It landed on my face.
31:23I just saw that happen.
31:26In 4K, what the hell.
31:28That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:30It literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys just slapped me.
31:33I love to have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34Not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Like one day I'll just come over and I'll give you like...
31:38I'll bought you a gift.
31:40Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:42Oh my God.
31:46Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:51I think that is the...
31:51That was the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm like ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:03It just fell.
32:05Wait, take a picture of it.
32:06It's a beetle.
32:08Oh, it's Islanders.
32:09Take a pic with something.
32:13I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:27He's fine.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:30You just told him to pick it up.
32:31Yeah.
32:31Never mind.
32:34Beetle catching.
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:57Oh, yeah.
33:06And the the...
33:07Everything is all very gross.
33:11No.
33:11No.
33:11No.
33:11No.
33:16No.
33:16No.
33:18No.
33:18No.
33:19No.
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic
33:31Tectone.
33:35Wait, hold up.
33:36I'm going to pee quicker.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God, I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:40You can just take in stuff.
33:42Are you happy you're leaving me already?
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a way.
33:49Oh, yes, sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie
34:23about one of the funniest people to come out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30Let's talk a lot of these.
34:31Fucking disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:36Yeah.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her
34:44saying a shit?
34:45I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did, though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
34:53We've done re-enacted.
34:55F.
34:56F.
35:00Right, let's see.
35:01Let's see.
35:02No, I need to see it, like, front on.
35:04Are you ready?
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So, what character do you want first?
35:09The wee lassie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting did nothing.
35:14Right, are you ready?
35:27I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
35:34This is like year 11 drama.
35:37So, you're singing.
35:39Sorry, sorry, sorry.
35:40Go, go, go.
35:42Which one FBS has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say it wasn't me fucking one. Yes, let's go stand
35:56Sorry, oh good brother just do you make her no
36:13Yeah, yeah, it's been that's so funny if you ask me it's
36:16Disgusting
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37:57Everyone say cheese or better still everyone say love island unseen but
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen
38:14Like that big ledge behind you yaz
38:18Oh
38:19It's a program that's easy to dip into
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons you can make lemonade
38:35Fuck off
38:36At last the time the opie hasn't mastered
38:40It's love island unseen but
38:46I
38:46Heard two of the girls walking past my voice over booth yesterday saying that aids and what I melt
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bites
38:55That looks good
38:55Boyd Ramsey
38:56It smells good to dinner
38:58Is this mine but it's yours?
38:59You're right
39:00You're right
39:02Are you joking me?
39:04Are you going to come and have a girl shower?
39:05Can we share it?
39:09What?
39:09Has it been robbed?
39:11Has it been robbed?
39:12Has it been robbed, mate?
39:12I know
39:13It's alright, I'll make another one
39:15Oh, it's a bit soggy on that
39:16It's a bit soggy
39:19It's got a soggy bottom
39:20Don't moan, babe
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy
39:24Bring it back here then
39:26Sorry, Aiden
39:27It looks like your reputation as a chef is toast
39:30I want to give the guys a
39:32Oh my god
39:32Is it a sandwich?
39:34Can I have some?
39:34Oh my god
39:36That is the best thing I've ever tasted
39:41Mmm
39:41Mmm
39:43That gives me goosebumps
39:44I've got full on shivers
39:48Do you want to have that?
39:50I would
39:50She would
39:51Yes, she would
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world
40:05Um
40:05Mmm
40:08Incredible from him
40:11He's an amazing mum
40:12Mmm
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa
40:26The truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya
40:31Islanders
40:31Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday
40:33They have been keeping a secret
40:35Haha
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Jasmine
40:40It was funny
40:42First everyone pulled a funny face
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing
40:52Alien Samraj
40:53It's not over yet
40:55A second chance is coming
40:56Is this a joke?
40:59It is a joke, Samraj
41:01I told you this was funny
41:02The games have begun
41:04I'm ready
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped
41:11To double dates
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see
41:18Nice
41:18Lovely innit?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan
41:21Cavan, you have a K
41:22It's different innit?
41:23Cavan?
41:24Cavan, yeah
41:25I sound horrible saying that
41:26Where are you from?
41:27Have a guess
41:30Welsh
41:30No
41:31No?
41:32Scottish
41:32Yeah
41:3350, 50, wasn't it?
41:3450, 50
41:35I was going to say close enough but I've nailed that
41:37I've done this before
41:38I'm modder darling, I'm used to the cameras
41:40Make sure you get my good side, okay?
41:43Cheers
41:43To us
41:44Cheers
41:45Indeed
41:47Sorry
41:47I just fell away
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down, I actually can't see that fucking thing
41:53I should have got that bow ties down because I'm screaming about that
41:56It's okay, there's a fire
41:57Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that in your drink
41:59I just look shit
42:01Let's do this
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on, let's go
42:03Let's go
42:04Oh
42:04It's fine
42:08Pffft
42:09You just like my head
42:10It's hit my head
42:16It's back, it's time for Peter Bonanza
42:22I asked our anders to show me their party tricks
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I don't know, er...
42:30I could do the moonwalk
42:34Mate, that was shit to be fair
42:37I have the world's crappest party tricks
42:40Which I'm going to show you guys
42:41Because the world needs to see it
42:51Ta-da!
42:58I think I've got one
43:01Two legs up, and a little like this
43:03Make it rain
43:06So this one bed's a lot worse than this one
43:08But this one's pure minging
43:14Tense my abs
43:15I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:20I think it's done
43:26Maybe?
43:27I don't know
43:31Oh!
43:33Looks like this
43:38Boi!
43:39Boi!
43:40Boi!
43:41Boi!
43:41Boi!
43:42Boi!
43:42Boi!
43:44Boi!
43:45Boi!
43:46Boi!
43:47Boi!
43:50I've got really bendy, wendy hands, so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one, where I jump in the air and I grind on the floor.
44:01Oh, no.
44:03I think we're OK.
44:08Is it all right?
44:10Is that one all right? Should I do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more.
44:17We each are banana.
44:25Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode,
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFT.com. Let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I'm just exactly how I am at home.
44:39I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:42Me too!
44:44Is that time again?
44:47100% they're going to use that shit.
44:50Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are ingesting time.
44:53It was a princess pop. It wasn't anything else.
44:56It wasn't fart.
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin, thanks.
45:00See you next time. Bye!
45:02Bye!
45:04Bye!
45:12Bye!
45:13Bye!
45:20Bye!
45:22Bye!
45:23Bye!
45:26Bye!
45:26Bye!
45:27Bye!
45:29Bye!
45:29Bye!
45:29Bye!
45:31Bye!
45:31Bye!
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