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Into The Wolf's Jaw. Completed English dubbed
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00:02You are pathetic, Gary. Cooking, cleaning. You're not a boyfriend. You're a maid. I need a real man.
00:09Good luck finding a real man who remembers it into your dallergies, Tiffany.
00:16A goddess? Looks more like a lumpy potato to me. Women really used to worship a carb?
00:26What the hell?
00:31Aaaaaaah!
00:34Aaaaaaah!
00:44Ow! My back! Are you kidding me? What is this? Some extreme feminist cosplay event?
00:51Put the sticks down, ladies. What do women know about wilderness survival anyway?
00:57Aaaaaah!
01:01Hey! Let me go! Are you on steroids?
01:05Aaaaaah!
01:26Aaaaaah!
01:28Aaaaaah!
01:34Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
01:39Let there be light, ladies.
01:47The fire god's messenger has descended!
01:51That's right. Worship the magic thumb.
01:55Fools! It's dark witchcraft! An illusion to corrupt us! Shoot that demon down! Now!
02:05Holy crap!
02:10The tribe is freezing. He stays. Keep him alive. We use him to make fire.
02:21Crazy. Crazy. These chicks are absolutely insane!
02:32The potato goddess? That's my ticket home!
02:37The potato goddess? That's my ticket home!
02:46The potato goddess? That's my ticket home!
02:55Listen. Where I come from, men are the alphas.
03:01Women listen. They cook.
03:04They gently ask for permission.
03:07Shut up.
03:08Whoa! Hey!
03:10Put me down!
03:23You gotta be kidding me.
03:29Look at those tiny arms! Weaker than a newborn calf!
03:33Yeah, laugh it up, you savage Amazons!
03:42Where is the damn restroom? Don't tell me!
03:50I'm gonna freeze my balls off!
03:59Holy crap! Help!
04:11Toxic masculinity gets you killed here.
04:15You want an alpha? Fine.
04:18I'll give you the ultimate house husband.
04:24Wait, wait, wait, wait!
04:40Let there be light, baby!
04:42Let there be light, baby!
04:53Envoy of the Fire God!
04:55He brings the sacred flame!
04:58Fools! Stand up!
05:00It's an illusion!
05:02Dark magic from a filthy demon!
05:05Ona! Shoot him!
05:08Pierce his cursed heart! Now!
05:10Yes, Cypriestess!
05:18Whoa! Hey! Peace! I come in peace!
05:37Hey! Watch the hoodie!
05:39The tribe needs the flame for the winter.
05:43Keep this... thing.
05:45We will use him to make fire.
05:53Stay inside, you useless weakling!
05:59It smells like wet dog and depression in here.
06:12Wait!
06:13The potato statue!
06:15That's my ticket home!
06:26Take one more step outside and I'll chop your legs off!
06:34Okay, Gary. Play nice.
06:37Survive the cave women. Get the pieces. Go home.
06:55Make fire.
06:57Or I carve you into pieces right now.
06:59Go home.
07:11In my world, men give the orders.
07:15Women are supposed to beg me gently!
07:36You crazy...
07:42Okay. I'm healed.
07:45Stop throwing me!
07:50Since you won't make a fire, go do the chores.
08:02Oh my god!
08:05What is that smell?
08:08Did something die in here?
08:10Clean it up.
08:12Wait, all of this? Are you insane?
08:15I'm an art director, not a dung beetle?
08:17Finish it before sunset, or you don't eat.
08:35This is an absolute violation of male dignity.
08:38Back Pride, back in my world, men run the show.
08:41We tell women what to do.
08:44Look at those tiny little arms!
08:47Thinner than a baby reindeer's leg!
08:49He can barely lift a shovel!
08:53What a useless piece of trash!
08:58I'll show you useless!
09:00I bench-press occasionally!
09:05Whoa!
09:21I just want to go home!
09:28God, I'm starving.
09:30I'd kill for a cheeseburger right now.
09:33Not now!
09:34Where's the restroom?
09:36Come on, there's got to be an outhouse or something!
09:39Excuse me, toilet?
09:41Restroom?
09:42Where do you guys, you know...
09:45Are you kidding me?
09:46Out there, I'll freeze my junk off!
09:57Out there, I'll freeze my junk off!
09:57Holy crap!
10:01Mommy!
10:09Alpha male?
10:10I'm literally just wolf bait here.
10:20If acting tough gets me killed,
10:22then screw being tough.
10:26It's time to bring out the ultimate house husberd.
10:30You filthy outsider!
10:33How dare you defile the sacred ground!
10:35Whoa, hold on!
10:36I didn't do this!
10:38This is a setup!
10:39Silence!
10:40Punish him!
10:4130 blapes!
10:41Tear his skin off!
10:43With pleasure, High Priestess.
10:52Hey!
10:53Watch the face!
10:55Let a professional handle this!
11:32Good morning!
11:32I'll be right back.
11:32I wish I could meet you.
11:32I just do, because I've all been in a room for the accident!
11:32So, I'm ready.
11:32I want to go.
11:33I'll be on the next one for the Sandware Centre.
11:34You've been in a room for the senzaes.
11:34I mean I'm ready, I can't see you, I can see me.
11:43I can see you.
11:43I can see you next time.
11:45But I can see you next time.
11:51.
12:21.
12:51.
13:21.
13:51.
13:51.
13:52.
13:52.
13:52.
13:52I don't know.
14:22Spotless.
14:22You could eat off this floor now.
14:27You witchcraft!
14:30Keep an eye on this freak, Una.
14:39Playing the macho tough guy here is literally a death sentence.
14:43Fine, if brute force won't work.
14:45I'll just have to use the ultimate de-mech skills I used to hate it.
14:49I will survive.
14:58Where is the meat?
14:59We have nothing left.
15:00The blizzards chased the herds away.
15:02We caught absolutely nothing.
15:05What is that smell?
15:07It smells like a dumpster in July.
15:09The winter storage is completely rotten.
15:12The winter storage is dead.
15:26We're going to starve this winter.
15:30Silence!
15:32The moon goddess is angry.
15:34Our winter supply is cursed.
15:36To save the strong, the weak must perish.
15:39It is tradition.
15:41Exile the wounded.
15:42Throw the old men to the icelands.
15:45Please, no!
15:46We'll freeze to death!
15:57Bullshit!
15:58Bullshit!
15:59Bullshit!
15:59Bullshit!
15:59Exile my ass!
16:00Those meats can still be saved!
16:06Those meats can still be saved!
16:07He is blinding you all with his sorcery!
16:11Ona, take his head off!
16:13Now!
16:14With pleasure!
16:16Whoa, whoa, wait!
16:28Give me one day!
16:29Just one day!
16:30I swear, I'll make this meat!
16:32Last all winter without rotting!
16:36Luna!
16:37Let go of the chief, you filth!
16:41Hold.
16:49You have one day.
16:50If this fails, your head goes on a spike.
16:53Deal.
16:55Just keep your blade in its seath.
16:57Thora!
16:58Take your best warriors to the Salt Lake.
17:00I need raw salt, bags of it, now!
17:02Here.
17:03What now, magic man?
17:05God, it smells like a dumpster fire in a locker room.
17:09Listen up!
17:10Cut away the green, rotten parts and toss them.
17:12We only keep the good flesh.
17:15Slice them thin and even, like this.
17:17It helps it dry faster.
17:19Salt and wild herbs.
17:21The salt draws out moisture.
17:23The herbs kill bacteria.
17:25It's science, ladies.
17:28Witchcraft!
17:28You are poisoning our winter supply with your filthy trick!
17:37What the hell is wrong with you, you crazy bitch?
17:39Are you trying to starve everyone?
17:41I'll cut your tongue out, you pathetic worm!
17:51Touch my kitchen again, and you're the next thing I salt.
18:17Out of my way, I'm starving!
18:21Please work, please work.
18:27She's frozen!
18:29The demon's food is cursed!
18:32If she dies, I will skin you alive.
18:35Wait!
18:36Just give her a second!
18:37It's just salt!
18:39This is incredible!
18:42Salty, savory, it's a hundred times better than plain roasted meat!
18:47I could eat a whole reindeer of this!
19:03The meat is preserved!
19:05We will not starve this winter!
19:10Hail the fire messenger!
19:12See?
19:14Told you modern science never lies.
19:16You skinny little genius!
19:19Whoa!
19:19Hey!
19:20Put me down!
19:21Woohoo!
19:22The magic match man saved us!
19:27Okay, okay.
19:28I guess I'm the chef now.
19:38Water-boiled jerky again?
19:40My taste buds are literally committing suicide!
19:43I can't take this caveman diet anymore.
19:45I need flavor!
19:50Hello, gorgeous!
19:52Time to introduce these cavewomen to some real flavor.
20:05Come get it, ladies!
20:07The Gary Special!
20:08Guaranteed to blow your minds!
20:17What sorcery is this?
20:19It smells aggressive.
20:21Try it, big girl.
20:22If you can handle it.
20:27It burns!
20:28It's like swallowing fire!
20:30But I can't stop!
20:32Give me water and more meat!
20:37Welcome to the spicy club, amateurs!
20:43What is this chaos?
20:53Chief, I was just...
20:56Wait, Chief!
20:57That's pure chili oil!
20:58You can't just...
20:59That will kill you!
21:23Hey!
21:24I got you!
21:25I got you!
21:30Hold on.
21:31I know exactly what you need.
21:33I know exactly what you need.
21:43Drink this.
21:44It's ginger and sweet root.
21:46It'll warm you up from the inside.
22:00A tough chief shouldn't have to fight the cold all by herself.
22:05Just rest.
22:19Damn.
22:21It's freezing!
22:29It's freezing!
22:31Cover yourself. Don't freeze to death.
22:36Who's gonna cook for me if you die?
22:49I picked these for you.
22:53You smell like sour mud.
22:55And look at these skinny arms.
22:57A real warrior needs a strong man, not a weakling like you.
23:05Look at you. You're just like a nanny who only knows how to cook. You have zero masculinity.
23:16Not again. I won't let this happen again.
23:20Stop crying like a baby!
23:22But I can't fight those wild beasts. I'm too weak.
23:25Since we can't beat these tigresses with muscles, we'll conquer them with elegance.
23:34Skin care is a man's second life. Endure it!
24:00By the moon goddess? Is that alien?
24:04You're coming to my tent tonight gorgeous!
24:07Back off! I saw him first!
24:15Gary! You're a miracle worker! Thank you!
24:21Teach us, Master Gary! Save our love lives!
24:24All right, boys!
24:25Welcome to Gary's Grooming Master Class!
24:28Rule number one. Exfoliation.
24:30You gotta treat your skin like a delicate flower, not a mammoth off tide.
24:34Look at those hands. So gentle.
24:42Enough.
24:43Whoa! Easy, Chief!
24:52Listen up!
24:54This man's hands are only for cooking my food and sewing my clothes.
24:59Nobody touches him!
25:00He is mine to order around.
25:09You know what? Maybe being a domestic god isn't so bad after all.
25:21Are you blind? You call yourself a warrior?
25:24Look at her, the blizzard curse!
25:25Keep your dirty snow off the training ground!
25:32Hey! Back off!
25:34It's just dandruff, not a curse.
25:37Give me ten minutes.
25:38I'll cure your little blizzard permanently.
25:42Just relax your neck.
25:44Think of it as a VIP spa treatment.
25:48Spa? What?
25:50It feels... weirdly good.
25:52Focus on the massage. No scratching, just rubbing.
25:55What?
26:11All done. Take a look.
26:18By the Moon Goddess! It's gone! The snow is gone!
26:22You saved my life!
26:24No one has ever been this kind to me!
26:28I owe you.
26:29Come with me. I have to tell you a secret.
26:31A huge one!
26:32Whoa! Slow down! What secret?
26:42Whoa! Easy!
26:43What's with the cloak and dagger procedure?
26:45Gary, you gotta hear this. I saw something... bad.
26:48What? Did someone steal my secret chili sauce again?
26:50No! It's High Priestess Morica!
26:53A few nights ago, I saw her sneaking around the back mountain.
26:56She was burying huge chests of premium pelts in a hidden snow cave.
27:00Hoarding winter supplies in secret?
27:03That old witch is embezzling the tribe's public property.
27:06This is our trump gone.
27:10What are you two whispering about?
27:13Oh, hey, Una! What a lovely night!
27:15Are you plotting against the High Priestess?
27:20Plotting? No! We were talking about hair!
27:23See? Her hair is a disaster.
27:25I'm teaching her the ultimate modern braiding technique.
27:27It's called the French braid. Very chic.
27:31You think I'm a fool, outsider?
27:34Your soft little tricks might amuse the Chief, but Murana sees everything.
27:38Noted. I'll make sure to offer her a scalp massage next time.
27:42Watch your back, rat.
27:49The old witch is feeling threatened. They're coming for me.
27:57That outsider rat! He's infecting our warriors with his soft, pathetic tricks!
28:02He must die!
28:03Say the word, High Priestess. I'll slit his throat while he sleeps.
28:07Fool! Brenna shields him like a prized pet.
28:10If we just kill him, she will tear us apart.
28:12We need leverage. A fatal sin.
28:15Watch him. Every breath, every step. Find his weakness.
28:19Yes, High Priestess.
28:25Now or never.
28:32Just one left. I'm going home.
28:40Defiling the gods. You're a dead man.
28:45High Priestess! I caught him! He touched the sacred altar!
28:48Speak clearly. What did the rat do?
28:51He stole a piece of the Mother Goddess!
28:53He hid it in his clothes!
28:58It's the ultimate sin!
28:59I'll gather the gods and arrest him for theft right now!
29:02Theft? No, that's too petty.
29:03We will give him a grander stage.
29:05The Moon Festival is tomorrow. The whole tribe will be watching.
29:08We won't say he stole it.
29:10We will tell them he is piecing the idol together
29:12to activate a dark curse and destroy our entire tribe.
29:15Let's see if our dear chief can save him from the wrath of the gods.
29:24High Priestess! I saw it!
29:26The Outsider stole a fragment of the Goddess's statue.
29:29Blasphemy.
29:30The absolute perfect sin.
29:33He's dug his own grave.
29:34Tomorrow, he dies.
29:44Yes.
29:45Just one last core piece and I'm out of this freezing hell.
29:51What are you hiding?
29:54Hiding? Nothing. Just checking my abs. Winter body prep, you know?
30:00Idiot. Don't choke on the bones.
30:03No.
30:05No.
30:07No.
30:23No.
30:24Stop the prayers!
30:26The Moon Goddess is furious!
30:29Her wrath descends upon us tonight!
30:31Because there is a rat among us. A traitor who stole our sacred relic!
30:40Whoa, wait! I was just eating my dinner!
30:45Seize the monster!
30:48Back off, Ona! He's innocent!
30:52Move, or you'll be punished for treason.
30:58Hey! Hands off! What are you doing?
31:03No!
31:26Brenna, it's not what you think. I just wanted to go home.
31:30He used his dark magic to beforege our chief and weaken our matriarchy!
31:35He stole the relic to curse and destroy this entire tribe!
31:38By our ancient law, throw him into the ice dungeon. Tomorrow at dawn, he will be frozen alive as a
31:44sacrifice.
31:51Wait! It's a misunderstanding! This is just a tool to get me home! I swear!
31:56A tool! It's dark magic! He wants to curse us all! Burn the demons!
32:03Burn the demons!
32:04Step back! He saved our winter meat! Have you forgotten it?
32:08Nora! Are you turning your back on the moon goddess?
32:11Step aside now! Or share the demon's fate!
32:16Chief! The goddess demands justice! Make the call!
32:24Brenna, you know me.
32:28Tell them! I just cooked for you last night!
32:31I just cooked for you last night!
32:49Seize him!
33:01Take him!
33:12Are you serious? After everything?
33:15The goddess has spoken!
33:19I've been waiting for this!
33:24I've been waiting for this!
33:27Let him go! He saved us!
33:31Move it, scum! The ice dungeon is waiting for you!
33:44I guess I was blind!
33:48You're just as cold and lifeless as that ugly potato statue!
33:53All you care about is your damn power!
34:02Shut your mouth, witch!
34:13Enjoy your final night.
34:15You'll be frozen solid by morning.
34:30I'll be so scared!
34:32I'll be so scared!
34:32I'll be so scared!
34:32You'll be home!
34:32I'll be so scared!
34:34Brenna!
34:39It's so cold!
34:41Just let it end!
34:43Cold!
34:45So cold!
34:55Great. Going to die as a human popsicle.
35:01I spent all this time looking for an exit.
35:04Alders than eggs. Never treated this place like home.
35:21You stupid, stubborn tigress. Carrying the whole world on your shoulders.
35:39Eat it, skinny boy. Don't freeze to death before dawn.
35:46Thora, thank you. Seriously.
36:01She won't let me die. That tough-talking tigress is coming for me tonight. I know it.
36:19Who-who's there?
36:30Brenna?
36:32Brenna?
36:32Brenna?
36:46Take this.
36:57How did you- why?
37:02Get out. Take the secret tunnel in the back.
37:07Go back to your world, the one with toilets and no freezing winters.
37:13And never come back.
37:26Chuckle softly.
37:32You're not afraid of dying. You're afraid of being forgotten.
37:42Do it. Go back to your soft world.
38:03Are you out of your mind?
38:05Tomorrow morning you're going to be chopped into meat paste!
38:09I can't save you!
38:11I can't save you!
38:22I caught your stubbornness.
38:28If I leave, who's gonna make you that spicy stew?
38:33And who's gonna help you teach that old witch a lesson?
38:50Now, it's our turn to strike back.
38:54Look closely.
38:56I pieced this together from what Lyra told me.
38:58Moranga's been playing you all.
39:01The sacrifices for the moon goddess, they didn't go to heaven.
39:04She hoarded everything in these hidden snow caves behind the camp.
39:08What?
39:09Your winter supplies.
39:10My people starved last winter.
39:13The elderly froze, and she was stockpiling our food?
39:16I'm gonna rip her throat out right now!
39:18Whoa, Tiger, wait! Stop!
39:21Let go of me!
39:23She pays with blood tonight.
39:25You kill her now in the dark.
39:26Her fanatics will say you murdered a holy woman.
39:29It's a civil war.
39:32We don't just kill her.
39:34We destroy her entirely.
39:37Tomorrow morning, at my public execution, we strip her of everything in front of the whole tribe.
39:44You better survive until morning, modern boy.
39:47I...
39:51I...
39:59I...
40:02I...
40:03I...
40:07I...
40:14I...
40:16these are from the blood fang tribe the ones who slaughtered our sisters
40:20stop not in the dark she sold us out she traded our lives
40:26if we kill her now her followers will riot we expose her at the altar
40:32in front of everyone
40:52time to bleed for the moon goddess freak
40:59you're making a mistake
41:07the moon goddess demands his impure blood
41:16death to the demon
41:19right there
41:28chief
41:43what is the
41:45meaning of this
41:48are you betraying the goddess for this filthy creature
42:14the only one betraying the goddess is you
42:18you greedy filthy parasite
42:27this blade it bears the mark of the blood fang tribe they slaughtered our sisters with
42:32these
42:33traitor how could she
42:41silence you ignorant fools these are sacred offerings tributes gathered for the moon goddess
42:47to protect us from the winter's wrath
42:55oh give it a rest you old fraud your hoarding habit is worse than my modern ex-girlfriend on a
43:02black friday
43:02shopping spree seriously can your moon goddess even wear that many fur coats she's gonna sweat
43:08to death
43:08to death
43:09to death
43:22kill them
43:23kill them kill them all
43:25kill them kill them all
43:25oh no slaughter these traitors
43:37you've been pissing me off for months owner die you bruise
43:49ah…
43:50ah
43:53ah
43:54my
43:56turn ah
44:15Mercy! We surrender to the chief!
44:19Good job, Thara. That's one hell of an uppercut.
44:29No! My power! It's all gone!
44:35Die, you hypocrite! Get your filthy hands off me! I am the voice of the moon goddess!
44:43The goddess wants you dead! Beat her to death right now!
44:55This is for my mother. And for the sisters we lost to your lies.
45:12Are you crazy, Gary? Don't tell me you're trying to save this venomous snake!
45:16Typical weak man. Always crying and showing mercy.
45:20Don't dirty your hands, Brenna.
45:29A quick death is too much of a luxury for you, old lady.
45:33I've got something way better in mind. Something that will break your soul.
45:41Death is way too easy for her!
45:44She loves hoarding winter supplies so much.
45:47Let's follow the oldest rule. Exile her to the frozen wasteland!
45:57No! No, please! I won't last three nights out there!
46:01Have mercy, Chief! Just kill me!
46:11Let her live. Let her freeze and panic in the snow every single day.
46:16Thinking about her pathetic life, that's way more torturizing than a quick slice.
46:29You are so wicked.
46:32Learned from the best.
46:35I picked it up from you, my fierce tigress.
46:48Execute the exile! Now!
46:52Keep moving!
47:01Please! I will freeze to death out there!
47:08Cross this line, and I will end you right now.
47:16Dig faster, traitor! You have ten years to go!
47:38Hey, hey, hey, hey!
47:42What are we doing?!
47:48Gary! Gary! Gary! Gary Gary! Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary!
48:00Whoa, Chief, what are you doing?
48:02Hey, slow down!
48:20By our old laws, men don't stay the night.
48:25But listen up.
48:27From today on, this annoying little man is all mine.
48:31Nobody touches him.
48:32Anyone tries to steal him, I break your legs.
48:37Woo-hoo! Boss claimed her man!
48:45Who's claiming who is highly debatable, you know.
49:05Look at this dump.
49:06Not even a proper silicone bottle or a decent pacifier.
49:12Your lucky daddy has good hands, kiddo.
49:21Get up, you useless bum.
49:23Stop hiding it in the tent.
49:24Grab your bow, you're hunting with me.
49:28All right, all right.
49:30Keep your fur on, you crazy tigress.
49:31Go, Chris.
49:34Oh, right.
49:40Eh.
49:44Oh, God.
49:44Oh, God.
49:46Oh, God.
49:46I've got a hold of this place that I love.
49:46You're there, safe place.
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