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The Perfect Wife’s Playbook HD
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00:02Is dinner ready?
00:03Just a minute. Grandma needs her meds.
00:06I worked all day. I need food now.
00:10Here. It's hot.
00:17I couldn't be here without my amazing wife.
00:21Look at Daddy.
00:23She is the perfect homemaker back there!
00:30But Daddy always says Mommy is useless at home!
00:35Kids have such wild imaginations.
00:38You said she only knows how to spend your money.
00:43Jenna, get her down. Now!
00:47She watched a silly movie last night.
00:49Daddy is our hero, right, Zoe?
00:51Oh, yes.
00:54Thank you, sweetheart.
00:57Never say that again in public.
01:05Missing you.
01:09You can't find me!
01:14Shh! Go hide!
01:17It's dark in here.
01:24Are you sure they aren't home?
01:25Jenna's at the hospital.
01:28We have time.
01:32Daddy?
01:33Don't make a sound!
01:36You are so bad.
01:44It's just the old house creaking.
01:48No, I swear.
01:50Something moved.
01:53Please.
01:54Please don't help me.
01:56Is the cat in here?
02:02Let's see what's inside.
02:05Just a bunch of plain dresses.
02:07Stop boring yourself with her stuff.
02:09You're right.
02:10Let's focus on us.
02:19Kids, I'm home.
02:22No!
02:23Don't go!
02:24Sweetie, I'm here.
02:25It's just a nightmare.
02:28It's all broken!
02:29Everything is broken!
02:31Tyler, what is wrong with you today?
02:33Mommy, if Daddy kisses someone else, will you be thrown out?
02:37What did you just say?
02:39We saw them!
02:40In the closet!
02:41Saw who, Tyra?
02:43A pretty lady.
02:44Kicking Daddy.
02:46No, kissing Daddy!
02:50It was a misunderstanding.
02:53Daddy loves us.
02:54Promise?
03:09Derek, we need to talk about yesterday.
03:12It's just kids making up stories.
03:14You're overreacting.
03:24Look what Aunt Mia got you two!
03:26Whoa!
03:26The newest addition!
03:28Yeah!
03:29Woo!
03:30We can't accept this.
03:32It's too expensive.
03:32She's just a caring co-worker.
03:34Why act so hostile?
03:35Caring?
03:36Since when does a co-worker buy thousand dollar gifts?
03:38Don't take it away!
03:39You never buy me anything cool!
03:41See?
03:42Mia's just kind-hearted.
03:43Don't ruin it.
03:46I'd like a refund for these, please.
03:49These were bought on a non-refundable corporate account.
03:54Tyler, we are donating these tomorrow.
03:56You are so mean!
03:57You just hate Mia!
04:01Stop torturing the boy, Jenny.
04:08Tyler, listen to me.
04:12He bought them off.
04:16Here is your shirt for the meeting.
04:18Don't forget your stomach pills after lunch.
04:21You were the best.
04:21See you tonight.
04:25Diamond necklace.
04:27Shipped to Mia.
04:29A sudden business trip came up.
04:31I'll be back tomorrow.
04:32Drive safe, honey.
04:33Let me know when you arrive.
04:38Sleep tight, Grandma.
04:50Let's see where this trip takes you.
04:58Derek!
04:59Over here!
05:01So predictable.
05:03Did you wait long?
05:05Oh, my God!
05:07Oh, my God!
05:09It's beautiful.
05:15Enjoy your gift, Mia.
05:22Room 402.
05:24You shouldn't spoil me like this.
05:30You deserve it.
05:32Jen only knows how to cook and nurse kids.
05:35She doesn't understand me at all.
05:38She's just a maid.
05:41Show me how much you miss me.
05:55Morning, everyone.
05:57Breakfast is ready.
06:00Traffic was awful.
06:01Glad to be home.
06:02Welcome back.
06:04Did you get any sleep?
06:05Barely.
06:05The meetings were exhausting.
06:08I made your favorite breakfast.
06:09Go eat.
06:12Not a maid anymore.
06:16Evidence piece one.
06:23Got you.
06:27This bacon is perfect, honey.
06:29Drink your coffee.
06:30It's hot.
06:32Last night was absolute perfection.
06:34Work email so early?
06:36Yeah.
06:36Boss wants a report.
06:38Don't work too hard.
06:39I'll try to be home early tonight.
06:47Keep lying, Derek.
06:52Feeling spoiled.
07:00Time to wake up.
07:05Let's do this.
07:11Who are you?
07:15I am Night Jenna.
07:17This is for the wives who lost themselves.
07:20Jenna?
07:22This is so hot.
07:23I want to follow along.
07:24Oh my god.
07:25I want to follow along.
07:25It worked.
07:28Finally.
07:29A breath of air.
07:33What is that noise?
07:35What is that noise?
07:38Jenna, are you in there?
07:44Mommy!
07:46Mommy!
07:46Oh, what now?
07:54Where were you last night?
07:55I went looking for you.
07:56Checking the basement pipes.
07:58We had a leak.
07:59You always find an excuse to disappear.
08:02Did you know Aunt Mia offered to take you to the zoo?
08:04Yay!
08:05Mia's the best!
08:06She really knows how to handle kids.
08:08So considerate.
08:09That's so nice of her.
08:12Careful it's boiling.
08:16Oh, by the way.
08:18Mia invited our whole family to attend.
08:21We would be honored.
08:33Game on.
08:35Try this, Derek.
08:37You've been working so hard.
08:40Thanks, Mia.
08:42To the best manager ever!
08:46Jenna, you are so quiet tonight.
08:48Oh, she's probably just thinking about laundry.
08:50She's a full-time mom.
08:53Finding medicine for a disabled mother at 3 a.m.
08:57Tracking down missing socks for two kids before school.
09:00Would you know how to do that, Mia?
09:05I...
09:06Haha, Jenna has such a strange sense of humor!
09:12You embarrassed me!
09:14You made me look like a fool!
09:15I'm sorry if you felt that way, Derek.
09:17Mia was just trying to be nice!
09:19I know.
09:20I just wanted to share my daily life.
09:30For you, my beautiful wife.
09:32Just a little something to show how much I appreciate you.
09:34It's gorgeous.
09:37Try it on later.
09:38I have a feeling it'll fit perfectly.
09:39Maybe he still cares.
09:47A GPS tracker?
09:50Don't disappoint him tonight.
09:52Make sure you wear it.
09:54You want a show?
09:56Fine.
09:58I'll play your game.
10:03Awesome!
10:04Watch this, Mom!
10:05Be careful, Tyler.
10:06Don't fly it too high.
10:10Oh, no!
10:11I lost control.
10:13It won't turn!
10:14It's drifting away!
10:16Tyler!
10:17Stop it!
10:23Who the hell is throwing trash into my yard?
10:28I'm sorry.
10:29I'm so, so sorry.
10:33Garrett, please!
10:34It's just a toy!
10:35Shut up!
10:35They need to learn some boundaries!
10:38Are you okay, kid?
10:40Hide this.
10:41Don't let anyone see.
10:43What is this?
10:44Just take it.
10:45Do you have an ice pack, Jenny?
10:47Nora, your face.
10:48Let me help you.
10:48Leave it alone, Jenny.
10:49It's none of our business.
10:50But, Derek, she needs help!
10:52Stay away from those crazy neighbors.
10:54Think of my reputation.
11:01That's Mia's jacket?
11:04You're so bad.
11:06They are not even trying to hide it.
11:10What on earth is this?
11:12He's building a file against me.
11:21Unfit for independent childcare.
11:23Obsessed with dancing.
11:27You want a crazy wife?
11:29Fine.
11:30What are you doing in my study?
11:32Just dusting your desk, honey.
11:34The dust was piling up.
11:36Good girl.
11:37Go get ready.
11:38The guests will be here soon.
11:42Hi, sweetie.
11:43Who's your favorite aunt?
11:44I thought Jenna might need some help with the banquet layout.
11:47Call me Aunt Mia, darling.
11:49Thank you, Aunt Mia!
11:52Mia, you shouldn't have.
11:54Since you want to help, chop the onions for me.
11:57I meant helping with the layout, not the dirty work.
11:59A perfect banquet needs a good soup.
12:01Chop fast.
12:04It smells good.
12:05It smells good.
12:05Is everything ready?
12:06Almost.
12:07Mia's a great helper.
12:15Victor, Caroline, right on time.
12:17Please come in.
12:18You remember my beautiful wife, Jenna, right?
12:19She prepared everything.
12:21Lovely home.
12:21It takes a lot of effort to maintain a picture-perfect family.
12:26Try this wine, Victor.
12:28Hand-picked just for you.
12:29The beef roast is a recipe.
12:30Exactly!
12:31And speaking of roast, the company's new project is roaring to go.
12:36Daddy?
12:37Yes, honey?
12:38Eat your vegetables.
12:38Why do you keep staring at Uncle Victor like that?
12:41Interesting observation, little one.
12:43Children always see what adults try to hide.
12:46To a great evening.
12:47Drink up.
12:47The food was acceptable.
12:49We can do better next time.
12:50Truly.
12:51I think we need to do this again.
12:53To talk more about work.
12:55Absolutely!
12:56Next week, our place will be ready.
12:58He's pathetic.
13:01Next dinner has to be flawless.
13:02No mistakes.
13:03We need to look like the perfect family.
13:04I always do exactly what you ask, Derek.
13:13I need to keep the evidence safe.
13:17What is she hiding?
13:24If they are packing, they're getting a divorce.
13:27Where is it?
13:28Where did it go?
13:31Never touch this box again!
13:32Do you hear me?
13:33I know you're leaving!
13:35You're taking your stuff away so you can divorce Dad!
13:38Tyler, no!
13:40I hate you both!
13:41I'm not leaving you!
13:42I will never leave you!
13:45I have to be stronger.
13:47For them.
13:48Don't believe everything you see.
13:50Caroline, what does she know?
13:54She is testing me.
13:56Then I will show you what I can do.
14:00These will win the kids over for sure.
14:03Here you go, big guy.
14:05Only the best for you.
14:06Mom.
14:07And for my princess, a spot in the premium dance squad.
14:10Wow!
14:10Thank you so much!
14:13Enjoy them, kids.
14:15Look here.
14:16This is our monthly budget.
14:18If we accept these gifts, we have to cut down the grocery money for three months.
14:21No pizza?
14:22At all?
14:23You choose.
14:24I support whatever you decide.
14:26You are spoiling them, Mia.
14:27So thoughtful.
14:29I don't need it.
14:30I like pizza better.
14:32But it's the premium model!
14:35Tyler, apologize to Aunt Mia right now.
14:36She worked hard for this.
14:45Let's see what you really want.
14:47I am sick of pretending, Derek.
14:49The kids should like me more.
14:51Patience, Mia.
14:52I told you I need time.
14:53I don't want time.
14:54I want to be Mrs. Hale.
14:56Got you.
15:00Listen, I need this perfect family image to get the promotion.
15:03And after the promotion, you divorce her and marry me.
15:06Promise?
15:07Yes, yes.
15:08Just keep quiet for now.
15:10You look tired, Jenna.
15:12Housework must be wearing you out.
15:15Try this.
15:15The kids love it.
15:17As long as you know your place.
15:18Oh, it's very sweet.
15:20Almost too sweet to swallow.
15:22Mom hasn't been feeling well lately.
15:24She's unstable.
15:26What does unstable mean?
15:27It means her brain is sick.
15:28You need to tell me if she acts weird.
15:30I don't want Mommy to be sick.
15:32And never tell her we talk about this.
15:33It's our little secret.
15:35He's trying to poison them against me.
15:41I won't let you ruin my kids.
15:47Time to fight back on all fronts.
15:50It's my turn now.
15:54Remember what we talked about, Tyler.
15:56Be a good boy.
15:57Yes, Dad.
16:01Kids, look at me.
16:02I didn't do anything.
16:03We are going to play a game today.
16:04It's called Safe Word.
16:06Bluebird.
16:06If anyone ever asks you to keep a secret that makes you feel scared, you say Bluebird.
16:12Even if it's Dad?
16:14Especially if it's telling you to hide things from your mom.
16:17Bluebird.
16:18He said you were sick in the head.
16:22I'm perfectly fine.
16:23And I am right here.
16:28I'm giving this back to you.
16:29Why?
16:31I bought this just for you.
16:33My mom says we don't take things we can't afford.
16:34And you're not my mom.
16:37I was just trying to be nice.
16:42What's going on here?
16:43Your wife has been turning the kids against me because she's jealous.
16:50Jealous?
16:51Of what?
16:51Jenna, control your son.
16:53Stop embarrassing us.
16:55He made a choice.
16:57Deal with it.
17:01She texts me awful things.
17:03She thinks I want her husband.
17:06Not here.
17:08Not in front of the kids.
17:12Let's go, Tyler.
17:13We are done here.
17:15Being a housewife doesn't mean having zero value.
17:18It means choosing love over ego.
17:22We are more than a shadow.
17:25You inspired me.
17:26This is exactly how I feel.
17:28Finally, someone said it.
17:31What the hell is this video, Jenna?
17:32It's my hobby.
17:33Is there a problem?
17:34Half my cow work saw it.
17:35Do you want people to think I abuse you?
17:38I didn't mention your name.
17:40Unless you feel guilty.
17:42You really are losing it, aren't you?
17:46I think you need professional help.
17:50You're trying to lock me up.
17:51It's for your own good, sweetheart.
17:53You'll go.
17:53We'll see who is the crazy one.
17:57Drink this.
17:58It'll just be a quick chat with the doctor to ease your stress.
18:01Stress from what, Derek?
18:05He's planning to have me institutionalized.
18:08Don't go alone.
18:09They have doctors on payroll.
18:11Thank you for coming with me.
18:16What are they doing here?
18:18This is private.
18:19They are my support group, Derek.
18:20You said I needed help to relieve stress.
18:22Mr. Watson, your wife seems perfectly capable of organizing her social life.
18:26No!
18:27She's frantic!
18:28She hoards things!
18:29She hides from me!
18:30Mr. Watson, perhaps it is you who are exhibiting signs of intense control anxiety.
18:34You incompetent fools!
18:36You know nothing!
18:42I owe you all a drink.
18:48She's hiding something in here.
18:50I know it.
18:55Where the hell is it?
18:57He knows I'm hiding something.
19:05Excellent wine choice this evening.
19:07Only the best for you, Victor.
19:13Excuse me.
19:14I need to use the restroom.
19:19Let me...
19:19I'll go check the wine cooler.
19:22Mommy, but there's a restroom right downstairs.
19:27Yes, sweetie.
19:28I know.
19:37You need to keep her under control.
19:39I am.
19:40I'm trying.
19:40Just give me time.
19:43Mia wasn't the target.
19:44She was just the decoy.
19:49Is someone out there?
19:54Pull yourself together.
20:01Burn's hurt, don't they?
20:02Caroline, you startled me.
20:04Some doors, once opened, cannot be closed, Jenny.
20:08You know?
20:09Serve the soup.
20:10The men are waiting.
20:12Wonderful dinner, Jenna.
20:13Truly domestic perfection.
20:15See you at the office tomorrow, boss.
20:17Good night.
20:18Drive safely.
20:19Stay away, Jenna.
20:24I spent ten years building this family.
20:27I won't let a cheap lie destroy it.
20:31Let me see how high you can fly it, Tyler.
20:37Closer, Tyler.
20:38Show me.
20:48I can't keep pretending.
20:50Mia is too greedy.
20:53You will do exactly as I say.
20:59Victor.
21:06All those hours crying over Mia.
21:08Wait.
21:09What is that?
21:11Pull it back!
21:12Now!
21:16I'm sorry, Mommy.
21:17I broke it.
21:19It's okay, brave boy.
21:21You did great.
21:25Where am I?
21:26Where is it?
21:27Where is it?
21:28Where is it?
21:31Got you.
21:37We need to maintain your family man image.
21:40Make Jenna out to be mentally unstable.
21:42A violently jealous wife.
21:43No one will suspect a thing then.
21:46Mia thinks she's the one.
21:47She's just a convenient shield.
21:52Tell Mia to speed it up.
21:54Jenna is losing her usefulness.
21:56They want me crazy?
21:57I'll show them crazy.
21:59Budget is a disaster!
22:00Who authorized these expenses?
22:02But Derek, you told me...
22:03I told you to manage it, not ruin it!
22:05Meeting adjourned!
22:10I'm sorry, baby.
22:11I had to do it in front of the others.
22:13You humiliated me.
22:14I will protect you.
22:15Soon, we won't have to hide anymore.
22:17I love you.
22:19Place tonight.
22:21Victor again?
22:27I believe you, Derek.
22:32I barely believe a word you say now.
22:43We need to talk.
22:45What are you doing here?
22:46Stalking me?
22:49Begging won't work, Jenna.
22:50He's choosing me.
22:52Does he check Victor's messages right after he finishes with you?
22:56What are you talking about?
23:07She's also a pawn.
23:12We need to talk.
23:18Make it quick.
23:20What is this?
23:21A child's drawing?
23:23That he's manipulated both of us from the start.
23:29Crying won't ruin him.
23:30I want to destroy him.
23:33Every piece of his life.
23:34You stay close to him.
23:36Keep him thinking he's in control.
23:37You want me to keep playing the mistress?
23:39Are you insane?
23:40I will keep you out of the fallout.
23:42But you get me everything he's hiding.
23:46Fine.
23:49Good girl.
23:54We burn him to the ground.
23:58Answer it.
23:59Smile with your voice.
24:00I miss you too, babe.
24:01I'll be with you soon, my love.
24:04You promised we'd be together this weekend, Derek.
24:07I will make it up to you, baby.
24:09Jenna is being difficult.
24:10You told me you had those papers ready.
24:12The custody ones?
24:13They are in my locked briefcase.
24:15Don't worry.
24:16She gets nothing.
24:18Don't worry.
24:18She gets nothing.
24:20Ready for school, monsters?
24:36He never planned to let me keep the kids.
24:43Jenna, open this damn door!
24:46Derek, I'm here!
24:47I'm cooking!
24:48What were you hiding in there?
24:49Tell me!
24:51Nothing.
24:52Just cleaning.
24:54You're scaring me, baby.
24:55You better not be lying to me.
24:59A room key.
25:01Let me make you some soup.
25:12Tomorrow, he's making his move.
25:14Big day at work today?
25:15Extremely busy.
25:17I might be very late.
25:23Follow his car, high and unseen.
25:27Where are you really going?
25:31You're running late.
25:32I'm here now.
25:33God, he lied about the hotel.
25:36Don't panic.
25:37The messier, the better.
25:42No, Garrett, stop!
25:46Help me!
25:47He found out I'm leaving!
25:49You stay out of this, Jenna!
25:51Get out of my house!
25:59He's going to kill me, Jenna.
26:02I'm calling the police.
26:05Are you crazy?
26:06No police at this house!
26:07Give it back!
26:07He's going to kill her!
26:09A family man of the year cannot have police sirens blazing at his front door.
26:12Open the damn door!
26:14I know she's in there!
26:18Hey, Garrett.
26:19I think I just saw someone running down that alley.
26:21Absolutely.
26:22Look like a woman in a hurry.
26:23You better check.
26:23If I catch her, I swear to God!
26:31I'm hiding your ID.
26:32He can't trap you without it.
26:33Thank you, Jenna.
26:34I just want out.
26:35You have exactly ten minutes to disappear before he comes back.
26:37You only care about your perfect little stage, don't you?
26:46You're meddling too much, Jenna.
26:48Accidents happen to nosy neighbors.
26:53Sign it, sweetheart.
26:54I'll take care of everything else.
26:56You just want what's best for us, right?
26:59Always.
27:00I've always been the provider.
27:19What are you doing over there?
27:21Just wiping a water ring.
27:22I can't stand the mess.
27:25Stop obsessing.
27:26Go to sleep.
27:27Wait.
27:27Let me see that signature again.
27:29He caught it.
27:30He knows.
27:31Your handwriting is different.
27:33Why is it shaking?
27:34Do you think I'm not terrified?
27:36You've been acting so strange?
27:37Pathetic.
27:38Just rest.
27:43Target located, Mom.
27:47Freeze it.
27:48Zoom in on the floor.
27:50Oh, my God.
27:51He has an assault rifle.
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