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00:21Do you know what I'm on there?
00:23Yeah, it's just something I do.
00:25It beats me when I'm stuck.
00:27Keep going.
00:59It beats me when I'm stuck.
01:07You make me nervous.
01:14What is that?
01:39It beats me when I'm stuck.
02:14You can do it.
02:15I know, I know, I know, but I'm going to.
02:22You almost there?
02:24I'm trying.
02:26Keep going.
02:28I can do this.
02:29I can do this.
02:32Can you?
02:34I can do this.
02:47I can do this.
03:07I can do this.
03:18I can do this.
03:21I can do this.
03:29I can do this.
03:47I can do this.
03:49I can do this.
03:52I can do this.
04:05I can do this.
04:14I can do this.
04:15I can do this.
04:19I can do this.
04:20I can do this.
04:22I can do this.
04:23I can do this.
04:23respect and also want to hook up with well yeah oh my god oh my god I'm so
04:32nervous oh you're overthinking get out of your head you know your shit just do
04:39you yeah right me and by the way he may not know it yet but you're the real
04:49catch so act like it thanks coach okay gotta go
05:20yes no I win Dean De Laurentiis everyone losing to a girl sexist how is that sexist she is not
05:27a girl
05:28she's a person in a girl's body aww Dean man who sells cannibal sorry you're good gee this is Lexi's
05:35friend Zoe Zoe yeah Zoe two out of three okay let's go let's go Dean Dean chill Garrett needs
05:42to study yeah well and I need to live okay this is a living room hey Dean come on Garrett's
05:48bench
05:48if he doesn't pass this thing and then he's fucked and your whole line is fucked and the season's
05:51fucked I can't be the number one fan of a shitty team that's so embarrassing right guys I'm trying
05:56here rain fuel flying in cap we got you high in omega-3s car Ford no keto bullshit thank you
06:03yes
06:04sir what is that more liquid IV thought you passed on the sponsorship yeah I did they DM my dad
06:10some
06:10happy family marketing angle they want me to do the whole thing with him wait sorry that's it how
06:15much money did you leave on the table does it matter it's kind of his business y'all he's trying
06:19to
06:19study trust me no amount of money is worth it that's why uh taco shock is the ideal sponsorship no
06:25strings attached just carne asada all I'm saying is cash is better than tacos unless you don't need
06:29the cash I guess Jules what he knows he's a nepo okay you know what I need to focus jeez
06:35no see what
06:37she did I think he's coming back with that I mean this is just a start what I have it's
06:53rough still
06:56might totally suck that might suck might not it's a process yeah
07:13yeah I like this uh like this phrase here you do yeah these are these lyrics no uh
07:24maybe maybe they're my attempts um I haven't written lyrics since high school okay uh can you sing
07:30it for me oh no I'm not I'm not a singer sorry well I um I can't read your handwriting
07:38you know what
07:39that that might be fine okay uh um why don't you why don't you tell me what you think the
07:47song is
07:47about yeah yeah sure um uh it's a love song I think um kind of wanted to use the cello
07:58here
07:59like a guitar kind of like a George Harrison vibe right um like a counterpoint to the vocals like
08:05they're having a conversation uh sorry but the lyrics um could be about like being in love with
08:14someone who doesn't see you and the cello's like hey I see you I'm into you you know
08:25yeah yeah yeah I um I get what you're suckling really hmm hey can I can I borrow this
08:34mess around with it a bit yes please of course take it sweet sweet
08:47your life is about to change it is yeah well you think my life's about to change hence air
08:52therefore you're reading for life changing okay do you remember that agent I told you about the one
08:58that reps brager youth theater legend Joanna Maxwell who he came to see our town a couple weeks ago
09:04and he wants to sign me oh wow that's great it is like it really really is it's his agency
09:12has
09:13offices all over the place so this could mean film and tv work in LA like stage work in New
09:18York
09:18like this is everything everything what happened to Vermont I thought you'd join me there after you
09:24graduate my family my dad's insurance company Vermont was summer Vermont was the plan
09:36maybe I have different friends it's just what are the odds what do you mean I mean what are the
09:47odds of you actually making it in Vermont we can build a life together great life that's stable and
09:53secure yeah and that is a great life but thank you so much I mean you can do all the
09:57summer stock you
09:58want you basically always get the lead which I know you love okay and what about fall and winter
10:06spring I guess I just thought you don't grow all this
10:13wow I didn't mean it like that Allie and then
10:18look I'm getting cold can we talk about this later are you done
10:27no I'm not
10:39uh hey you don't have to lock it you just leave it on the porch or actually you know
10:45I can leave it on the porch oh hi thanks
10:53what happened to your Subaru oh my Blue Baroo
10:57how do you know about that I fixed it freshman year you brought it to my family's garage just
11:02off Route 6 that was you that was me yeah I I love that car tragically she died oh shit
11:09sorry
11:09no no I you gave my Blue Baroo six more months of life I had her my whole freshman year
11:14that was
11:14huge well if your bike ever needs to tune up I'm your guy okay I'm actually I'm I'm serious I
11:21kind
11:22of made a little business out of fixing things doing handyman work whatever I can get around campus
11:27I'm actually currently on my way to hang Professor Walden's new widescreen TV for 25 an hour nice yeah I'm
11:36rolling well I'm holding down three jobs at the moment for wait for it minimum wage damn where's
11:44the Bentley I love riding my bike keeps me grounded you know really good for you yeah I'm proud of
11:50you
11:50you're a hockey player I thought all you guys got free rides yeah well scholarship money only goes so
11:55far can't all be Gary Graham right anyway he is studying his rooms the last door on the left I
12:05know
12:06right
12:07all right
12:08all right
12:08all right
12:09all right
12:10all right
12:22all right
12:23Garrett Garrett not sure how cherry pie is going to be to Phyllis oh my god
12:37Hannah wait you know locking the door is a thing that people do I'm sorry okay you know I plan
12:42these
12:42sessions for you and you're always distracted you're at the gym curling or pressing or whatever
12:47or sexting or god fuck actually having sex which by the way kind of blows up our entire story no
12:54it
12:54doesn't yeah it does we're supposed to be a couple yeah but we're not exclusive we talked about this well
12:59I know that nobody would believe that Mr. I don't do girlfriends would actually have a girlfriend
13:03that's not the point the point is that you're not taking us this seriously yes I am I was studying
13:10studying what exactly okay no actually don't don't answer that Zoe offered to help you know take my
13:17mind off of things loosen up a little bit oh my god please stop you changed the study time yeah
13:22I changed it to now and you agreed okay hold on wait oh okay I'm sorry
13:30I want to learn this I do I
13:34I don't get how there can be two truths
13:36like shit's either true or it's not subjective objective I mean what the fuck Kierkegaard
13:46okay he believed that people needed to define truths for themselves like believing in god
13:53see this is why I need you that actually makes sense yeah what can I say I know my pretentious
13:58philosophers okay look I messed up can you please come back inside Tucker made salmon
14:07we can eat study okay you have a naked woman in your room oh shit I do uh that's okay
14:15just uh give
14:16me give me five minutes what uh Justin has some thoughts about the song all right well what about
14:27studying I'll send you a video on Kierkegaard that explains everything okay and I'll meet you
14:31tomorrow before class with your clothes on
14:56and then the cello part you wrote for the pre actual work rate is a vocal melody then I added
15:01another section before the call and response like um what was it all for
15:07hello hello pain sinking into the yellow yellow eyes yellow yellow
15:31something like that you just came up with that that's your melody I just um just gave it words
15:39do you do you like it yeah yeah yeah I I I do I I I really really do yeah
15:45I mean I thought you
15:46would I'm just yeah I'm really glad you like it
15:52uh shit sorry now
15:55uh do you do you always record yourself
15:58well you never know when inspiration might strike
15:59like like if you see me around campus with my phone in the air it's because I'm recording
16:04like the sound of the wind or uh trees rustling or there's drama clinking them alone it's such a
16:11specific sound it's such a specific sound yeah well and then you use it yeah sometimes usually
16:17like really deep in the mix and I'm trying to change things up Ben Folds does it too and
16:21Sharon Vanette and like Billy I this and Finneas yeah yeah exactly
16:29let me um send you this file and we can we can riff on it
16:32are you a pro tools or a logic girl
16:35logic all the way
16:41okay sorry let me actually just uh shit it's um it's 7 30 I've gotta I gotta go
16:55okay yeah yeah no problem I'll see you later
16:59yeah okay cool yeah
17:05Yeah.
17:11Fuck.
17:32What am I doing now?
18:01Oh, yeah, I've been counting sheep.
18:04I look perfect on the surface,
18:06but an nightmare underneath.
18:08I got in good problems,
18:10I say things that I don't mean.
18:12Some people pay for therapy,
18:14I find it in the sheets.
18:26Hey, let me send you this file and we can riff on it.
18:29Uh, we could?
18:33Or...
18:34Or...
19:13Or...
19:15Or...
19:27Or...
19:28Or...
19:28Or...
19:32Or...
19:35Or...
19:57Or...
19:58No, you're not.
19:59You know everything on these cards.
20:01I promise.
20:04What if I forget or something, you know?
20:06I told her it kind of intimidates the fuck out of me.
20:09Okay, well, pretend she's a defenseman from Eastwood coming at you.
20:13Okay, what would you do?
20:15Skate away.
20:17Hockey's easy.
20:19Okay, well, if you forget, just look at me.
20:23Okay, convince me.
20:28Isn't this fun?
20:29Huh?
20:53Kierkegaard!
20:55Shit.
20:56Shit.
20:56Okay.
20:57Okay, Mr. Graham, your topic is ghosting.
21:02Would Kierkegaard argue ghosting is moral or immoral and why?
21:08Kierkegaard would argue that ghosting someone is immoral
21:16because it is, like, you know, really wrong to do to somebody morally.
21:26You forgot this.
21:32Uh, you know, ghosting might sound like no big deal, but Kierkegaard would say not only
21:40is it harmful to the victim, it is an absolute abdication of selfhood.
21:49While an objective truth is supported by facts, Kierkegaard believed that as individuals, we have a shared moral responsibility
21:57to be honest based on our own subjective definition of truth.
22:04To suddenly disappear from someone's life without an explanation is basically like discarding their humanity.
22:13Ghosting is choosing comfort over courage, despair over strength.
22:18It is labeling another human being as unworthy.
22:22And as Kierkegaard himself said, once you label me, you fucking negate me.
22:32Uh, I'm paraphrasing.
22:38Ah!
22:40We did it! A fucking B!
22:41Plus! Don't forget the plus!
22:43B plus!
22:44Yeah, you are officially a professional bullshitter!
22:46Thanks to you.
22:46Oh!
22:50What do you want, Wellesie?
22:53Um, you can put me down now.
22:55Y'all know how much you can bench.
23:01Shit, I think Justin saw me.
23:07Uh, yeah, he just waved at you, crazy.
23:12He's walking away now.
23:14What's going on?
23:16So embarrassing.
23:18I think he's on my Justin Cole playlist.
23:21You have a Justin Cole playlist?
23:22Hey, don't make it worse.
23:23Are we talking, like, songs that remind you of him or his band stuff?
23:31His band stuff?
23:33And some solo stuff from high school.
23:37Wow, you went down the fangirl rabbit hole.
23:38Hard.
23:39That is the exact opposite of everything we've been working on.
23:42Yeah, I know.
23:45Oh, my God.
23:46He wants to know if I'm good.
23:49What should I say?
23:50Am I good?
23:50Nope.
23:51What are you doing?
23:52You're not going to respond.
23:53Say nothing.
23:54What?
23:55Hey, fangirl.
23:56Start thinking like a fuckboy.
23:58Ghost his ass.
23:59Wait, didn't you just give a whole impassioned argument about how ghosting is immoral, that
24:03it's an abdication of selfhood?
24:05That was to get me the grade.
24:06This is to get you the guy.
24:09You want that, right?
24:13Yeah, I do.
24:15All right, well, then you're stuck with me, because we've only finished half of the deal.
24:18And, uh, oh, shit.
24:19Haven't I been completely right about everything so far?
24:22You are intolerable.
24:24So, you are not going to text Justin.
24:27You are going to put your phone away and come to Malone's with me and the guys tonight.
24:32Tonight.
24:33You're not working, are you?
24:34No.
24:34Okay, so you're coming.
24:35To Malone's.
24:36Yes.
24:36Okay, with all the guys?
24:37We've established this.
24:38Garrett.
24:38Hannah.
24:39Do you know what tonight is?
24:40Hell yeah, I do.
24:42We're going to karaoke night with Garrett Graham.
24:45And the rest of the team, and you, if you're free.
24:49Maybe.
24:51Oh.
24:53Oh, my slut top.
24:56Take it.
24:57From my boobs to yours.
24:58Okay, what do you mean, maybe?
25:00You might stay in.
25:01Stay in?
25:03Allie, you didn't even stay in last year when you sprained your ankle.
25:06You bedazzled your boot.
25:08Yeah.
25:08I'm feeling a little, yeah.
25:11What's going on?
25:13I told Sean I got an agent, and he got all, like...
25:16But what about the real world, babe?
25:18I'm sorry, you got a what?
25:19Oh, yeah.
25:20No, I got an agent.
25:21Yay.
25:22Oh, my God.
25:23You let me go on about my shit when you have news like that?
25:25Allie, this is everything.
25:27Every fucking thing.
25:29No, yeah.
25:29It, like, is everything.
25:31Right?
25:34You're the best.
25:35I love you.
25:36I love you, too.
25:39Okay, screw him.
25:41You're coming out with me, and we're celebrating you.
25:45I don't know.
25:46It's karaoke night.
25:48You really gonna rob the people of your talent?
25:52Take me for what I am, who I was meant to be, and if you give a damn, take me,
26:06baby, or leave me.
26:08Woo!
26:09Woo!
26:10Woo!
26:11Woo!
26:11Woo!
26:11She's really going at it.
26:12The stage is her happy place.
26:14Hey, who's next?
26:16Someone, please, save us from Adele Dazeem up there.
26:23Woo!
26:27Woo!
26:28Well, Z, what'd you sing?
26:30Nothing.
26:30Come on.
26:31It's karaoke.
26:32Yeah, well, sober karaoke's no fun.
26:34I'm sober, too.
26:35Game no more.
26:36Yeah, and what are you singing?
26:37I don't know.
26:38You guys will pull me up or something.
26:39I'm good.
26:40Thanks.
26:41All right.
26:42All right.
26:42Baby, what's my sin?
26:44Never quit.
26:44I follow through.
26:46I hate mess, but I love you.
26:48What to do with my impromptu, baby?
26:51So be wise, cause this girl's satisfied.
26:56You know, you don't have to be sober if you don't want to be.
26:59Yeah, well, I don't.
27:00Drink it public?
27:01No, I know.
27:03But do you want to?
27:06Want to what?
27:07Drink.
27:09I told Ali I'd...
27:11I will look after Ali.
27:12She's a no-filter drunk.
27:13Gotta rein her in.
27:14I can handle it.
27:17And I will guard your drinks with my life.
27:21I got you, Mosey.
27:24Do you trust me?
27:28Yeah.
27:28Yeah, I do.
27:34Okay.
27:35Uh, I will have a drink.
27:37A drink drink.
27:38And what is your drink drink of choice?
27:41I don't know.
27:43Well, that is a fun problem to solve.
28:05I think we found you a drink drink.
28:08Yummy!
28:11You thought I would outgrow acting.
28:14Like, dude, I would love to be your nurse number two with half a line.
28:18Jon Hamm had one scene in Gilmore Girls.
28:20I know he's the bad man.
28:23I'm like, I get it.
28:24There's no guarantee that I'll make it.
28:26But isn't that kind of what's exciting about it?
28:28Like, that's why they call it a dream.
28:30But I do love him, you know?
28:32And, and I know he loves me.
28:35And, like, we're supposed to be together.
28:43God, we've broken up and gotten back together so many times.
28:46It's, like, insane.
28:48I mean, that's gotta mean something, right?
28:51That we keep getting back together.
28:55My mom always used to tell me, never give up on love.
28:59Well, that and love your body, which I do.
29:03My mom said the same thing.
29:05Oh, my God.
29:05Really?
29:08Wait.
29:09Hold on.
29:09The love thing or the body thing?
29:15Hang in there, girl.
29:26G-Lo?
29:29Maverick.
29:33I've got a boyfriend, you know.
29:34Yeah, no, I heard.
29:36Along with the rest of the ladies' room.
29:38Doesn't sound like he's gonna last long, though.
29:40Okay.
29:40This is supposed to be, like, a sacred space.
29:43Who the hell hooks up in the ladies' bathroom, anyway?
29:45Sorry.
29:46Not you.
29:47You're a sweetheart.
29:48And you're disgusting.
29:55Well, I walk into the room
29:57Passing out hundred-dollar bills
30:00And it kills and it thrills
30:01Like the horns on my Silverado grid
30:04And I fire the bar up around the crown
30:07And everybody's getting down
30:09And this town
30:10Ain't never gonna be the same
30:14Cause I saddle up my horse
30:16And I ride into the city
30:19I'm making a lot of noise
30:21Cause the girls
30:22They also irritate
30:24Riding up and down Broadway
30:26I'm my old star Leroy
30:28And the girls say
30:29Save a horse
30:31Ride a cowboy
30:33Good, you're here.
30:34I'll put you and Garrett down for summer nights.
30:36I know that's a joke, but I would kill Sandy.
30:39I'm not.
30:42You know, I wasn't sold on them at first
30:43But I can see it now.
30:45Yeah.
30:45Sure.
30:54You fixed my car.
30:56You fixed my car.
30:58You have a car?
30:59No.
31:00I have a car.
31:02A great car.
31:03I'm buying you a very special thank you drink.
31:12Okay, you're gonna love it.
31:14Hannah has discovered the piña colada tonight.
31:17I only had one.
31:19Or four.
31:21Is that what I'm going to?
31:22Nope.
31:25Okay, for my mechanic, I call this the blue baron.
31:29See?
31:30Wow, that looks like wiper fluid.
31:32That might actually be wiper fluid.
31:33It's mostly blue curacao with a secret ingredient.
31:38Or blue curacao.
31:39Oh, I'm so excited.
31:42I can't believe that.
31:43Hey, G.
31:44So.
31:44Brought you something.
31:45Mm.
31:46Thought you were looking a little parched.
31:50I know.
31:51Nebo babies have feelings too.
31:52Sorry if I was an asshole.
31:53You're always an asshole.
31:55There.
31:55Here goes.
32:01Save a hole.
32:02Rod Cowboy.
32:04This is pretty good.
32:05They just keep sending you those for free?
32:07Yeah, they still want them.
32:08They want my dad.
32:09Wait.
32:10You guys should just do it together.
32:12I mean, look at you.
32:13Best friends.
32:14All right, maybe we'll slow down on the piña coladas a little.
32:16No, I mean it.
32:17Screw your dad.
32:18Do it with Logan.
32:19You could be teammates spotting each other at the gym.
32:25Or besties wingmanning each other at the bar.
32:27No, besties.
32:28Besties.
32:29Am I drunk or is she brilliant?
32:31No, I'm drunk.
32:32And you're brilliant.
32:33And I'm brilliant too.
32:34It's not a bad idea.
32:35Thanks, man, but I don't need the charity.
32:37Yeah, you do.
32:38I mean, seriously, nobody wants to see Oldie McGold's fuck has been.
32:42Okay?
32:43What's better than two hot young hockey players?
32:49Three hot young hockey players?
32:51Yeah!
32:55Hannah Wells.
32:56You're up, bitch.
32:59All right, hold on.
32:59Wait, I thought you weren't singing.
33:00Well, that was before I found the perfect song.
33:13Oh, shit, Graham.
33:15You know this one?
33:19She's my cherry pie.
33:21Cool, drink of water, such a sweet surprise.
33:24Tastes so good, like a homemade pie.
33:27Sweet cherry pie.
33:29Sweet cherry pie.
33:37Listen.
33:40Well, swingin' on the front porch, swingin' on the lawn.
33:43Swingin' when we want, cause there ain't nobody gone.
33:46Swingin' to the left and swingin' to the right.
33:49Think about hockey or swingin'.
33:51I'm not yet
33:53So come on
33:57Swinging in the living room
33:58Swinging in the kitchen
33:59Most folks do
34:01Cause they're too busy bitching
34:02Swinging in the extra one
34:04So I mix up the battery
34:06She'll eat the Vita
34:08I scream, you scream, you scream
34:10Don't even try
34:12Cause you can't ignore
34:17Such a sweet surprise
34:19She'll make it for a man
34:24She's my cherry pie
34:27Put a smile on your face
34:28Ten miles wide
34:30Looks so good
34:31Bring a tear to your eyes
34:32Sweet cherry pie
34:37Swinging
34:41Swinging
34:43All night long
34:46Kind of sweet, isn't it?
34:48Seeing Garrett being serious about someone
34:51You think he's serious?
34:53Everyone on Fifth Line seem to think so
34:56They get more likes than anything else I post
34:58Swinging in the bathroom
35:00Swinging on the floor
35:01Swinging so hard
35:02Forgets her like the dog
35:04In a walk with Eddie
35:05So I'm six foot four
35:06So Jane
35:07And I swing with my daughter
35:10She's my cherry pie
35:13She's my cherry pie
35:14Such a sweet surprise
35:15She'll make a comment
35:17Woo
35:20She's my cherry pie
35:23Put a smile on your face
35:24Ten miles wide
35:25Looks so good
35:27Bring your tears in your eyes
35:28Sweet cherry pie
35:30Sweet cherry pie
35:36She's not a great person
35:38But you pick him up
35:53She's me
35:54I'm sure you're going to jail
35:54Well you're going to jail
35:54Oh you're going to jail
35:55Oh yes
35:56I really don't cheat
35:56You're going to jail
35:56Well, you're going to jail
35:57Oh, you're going to jail
36:03Ha, ha, ha.
36:52You guys, I forgot my purse at the bar.
36:55Your purse with my wallet and keys in it?
36:57We gotta go back.
36:58It's closed.
36:59What now?
37:03Next party.
37:12Night-night.
37:19Wellesie?
37:32Back on my mind, back on my mind.
37:36I'm a little scared, I'm a little wired.
37:40I don't wanna put my foot down right now.
37:42I stop it all happening.
37:44Back on my mind, back on my head.
37:48You look really nice, wanna share a bed.
37:52I don't wanna put my foot down right now, but it's happening.
37:55Don't kiss me.
37:58Sorry, I might end up on the ceiling.
38:02Way too hard to ever come down to reality.
38:06Back to my sanity.
38:08Guess it's too late for that now.
38:12Hope is a scary thing.
38:15Hope is a scary thing.
38:20Flying on temporary wings.
38:24Hope is a scary thing.
38:30I found something to sleep in.
38:32I can see that.
38:45Well, uh...
38:46But I'm a fuckbunny.
38:47a pug funny
38:50no no
38:51a pug bunny
38:54that's it
38:55you're a drunk bunny
38:57come here
38:58come here
39:02alright
39:22a fake relationship
39:23means we can fake sleep together
39:26I don't think it's a great idea
39:27I actually think it's my best idea
39:31well
39:44go to sleep
39:45Rosie
39:47hey
39:48you're not going to remember any of this in the morning
40:29oh my god
40:36can you
40:37oh my god
40:38oh my god
41:06Coffee?
41:12Oh, uh, thanks.
41:26Morning.
41:28Morning.
41:30You were pretty drunk last night.
41:33How much do you remember?
41:36All of it.
41:37You tried to have sex with me.
41:39Yeah, I know.
41:41And now you're bringing me coffee.
41:45Yep.
41:49Okay, are you 100% awake?
41:52Because there's something really important
41:53that I need you to do for me.
41:56Oh.
42:05Okay.
42:09I need you to give me an orgasm.
42:24I need you to give me an orgasm.
42:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
42:43Don't underestimate me.
42:47I can't change your life.
42:50My friends say fake to you, it's just a waste of time
42:56Call me to send a man to kiss me at the bar
43:03Think I'm the happiest when I'm within your arms
43:08I mean, I don't even know what to say at this point
43:13Uh-oh, oh no
43:15I think I'm losing all my self-control
43:19If you say I should go
43:22But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all
43:26I'll give you reason to live
43:29Maybe I think it's for the win
43:32Cut all ties with the old
43:36And I'll give you something to miss
43:39When the good gets harder to hold
43:42Throw it all to the wind
43:45For the wind, for the wind, for the wind
43:50Don't understand me
43:52I'm losing my
43:56Oh, oh, oh no
44:00I think I'm losing all my self-control
44:03If you say I should go
44:06But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all
44:44For the wind
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