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02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no.
02:05Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
02:14Oh.
02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:33That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still try it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert
02:51to get creative with your grading system.
02:54Jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:58Weren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:03Well, you may be behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes
03:07should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like
03:11before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:14Hmm. Me?
03:14No, I was just curious about extra credit opportunities
03:18to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:28Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:32So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah.
03:38I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered,
03:53anybody want to have you to guess
03:55as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:04Stop.
04:04Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no.
04:13She's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself on him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:21I've said maybe two words to the guy
04:22and they weren't even good words.
04:23Yana, you love his music
04:25and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchake's at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym
04:46that costs thousands of dollars
04:47even though the theater department
04:48is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great
04:56if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Was there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:08I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15No, see, usually with questions,
05:17voices kind of go up at the end
05:18and your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:22Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top,
05:25help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34That was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:37I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money
05:38for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation
05:45or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not,
05:47I have my own priorities
05:48that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:55Turns out I'm still 20
05:58When I'm acting middle-aged
06:00Same old conversation
06:02All this small talk that I hate
06:05And I never thought I'd say it
06:08But I'm sick of everyone
06:09I need to sweat it out
06:12I need to have some fun
06:15Get the cars on the car
06:16Take the cars on the club
06:18Come to the dance
06:19And the boys gonna love this
06:21Pickin' their lips
06:22Wishing they had their big boy hands
06:24All on my hips
06:26Everybody's on some drugs
06:28Everybody wants some love
06:29I don't want shit
06:30I don't need to chase that hit
06:32As long as I got my boys and girls
06:35I'm rich
06:36Oh, shit.
07:10Hey, wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh.
07:20Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:24It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester.
07:34How can...
07:35No, no, they can't. No.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.
07:39They can help.
07:41No, they're just going to give me another work-study job.
07:43I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:48Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Don't stop breathing.
07:50You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money.
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:58Another classical composition scholarship?
08:03I could switch concentrations.
08:05Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:09And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz.
08:12Jazz.
08:12I could write jazz.
08:14Even less money.
08:16Right?
08:17What do I do?
08:18Let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:22Hey, Hannah.
08:23We're going to get through it, okay?
08:26Okay.
08:26Okay.
08:28Okay.
08:29Okay.
08:30I could write pop.
08:32First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true.
08:47Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop.
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words, because the competition, it's pretty steep, Hannah.
09:00No, I can do this.
09:02I will do this.
09:06Okay.
09:07Bring some ideas into class.
09:09We'll talk.
09:11Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:27Where you at?
09:30Dean!
09:31Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:34He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:36Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41Drains clogged again.
09:42No shit.
09:43Finish your fucking shower.
09:44I'll come fix it.
09:46Dean!
09:47Come help with the kegs.
09:49Told you.
09:50I'll be right down.
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:58Because I'll do it.
09:59You sure will.
10:00Never mind.
10:01Forget I have.
10:05Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Hmm.
10:10Guys?
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey.
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, bud?
10:25What's up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening's day tomorrow.
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:31Good experience.
10:33You mean?
10:41Smells good, sir.
10:44Oh, my God.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean!
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Say it, bro.
10:51I just fixed the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
10:59It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Okay, shower sex is hot.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house so you can fix it?
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making tuck?
11:16It's a house party.
11:17We need Dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just...
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, Dippables?
11:22Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Dippables.
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
11:27Walk into that one, boss.
11:28There's nothing for you, Logan.
11:29I'm going to make all my food, but I...
11:30You're beautiful, man.
11:31You look great.
11:33What are we listening to?
11:39There we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this Millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:48Nice.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham.
12:03Got you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07Night before game.
12:09So strict.
12:11Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:40Close ain't close enough till we cross the line.
12:47So, for your pop showcase tour de force, are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know.
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a go-go.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:59Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Sadly, you never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Pohl is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So, be a tailor and do something about it.
13:15Say, now, now, never more touch my body.
13:18Cause I'm so indio, indio, indio, indio.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:29Fine.
13:29Just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt.
13:44And it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested.
13:47And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:52Or maybe...
13:56Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked and then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to a block party tomorrow, including Justin, probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:31Well, I don't like parties.
14:32But you love music.
14:34No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse and you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:39I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a Poland all-nighter.
14:43Why come I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway?
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a rest.
15:10I want you so bad my fingers shook with it and we could have all of the money in the
15:19world, but all the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:22It's impossible.
15:25It's impossible.
15:26It's impossible.
15:27My home is the same
15:29My niche man
15:30I can't even see
15:32The things that I've done
15:33They don't know what we will
15:35I change my hair
15:37I change your clothes
15:38My G-Tattoos
15:40If you like them
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised
15:44I promise no one's watching me
15:47Not just a body
15:49You're somebody
15:50Would a body
15:51You're somebody to me
15:54Not just a body
15:55You're somebody
15:56Would a body
15:57Would a body
15:58On me
16:00Just a body
16:02Somebody
16:02Would a body
16:03Somebody
16:03Would a body
16:03Just a body
16:08Somebody
16:08Would a body
16:09Would a body
16:10Would a body
16:10On me
16:12If that one
16:13I might take you
16:14By surprise
16:15My box
16:16A short sauce
16:17You're driving
16:18I change my hair
16:20You change your clothes
16:21My G-Tattoos
16:23If you like
16:24Oh
16:24Oh
16:25People talk, but I don't care
16:28So that you run your fingers through my head
16:31People talk, I know they do
16:34Let's let them talk about me
16:36Not a body, not a body
16:42Not a body, you're somebody to me
16:44Somebody, somebody, somebody
16:46Somebody, somebody, somebody
16:47Somebody, somebody, somebody
16:47Somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody
17:06I've missed you
17:13I've been busy at practice
17:16Yeah, no, it's, it's, um, it's not a judgment
17:18I just missed you
17:28Did you miss me?
17:30Um
17:32Wow, okay, guess I misread this
17:36No
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat
17:48The whole team has practiced, Garrett
17:50Okay, they still have lives
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins
17:55So you're special
17:56What, that's not
17:58No, I was just made captain
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game
18:02How I play, how I behave
18:04I can't lose focus
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore
18:12Okay, I
18:14I want to be your girlfriend
18:16Why?
18:19I, I mean, like, what I mean is I
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you
18:35Either
18:36So maybe
18:39You just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL
18:41Or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be
18:45But, um, either way
18:48You deserve better
18:51Fuck you, Garrett
18:59Yeah, fuck me
19:14Alright, there's a lot of hype around these young guys
19:16And the Bruins are putting a lot of faith
19:18A lot of stock
19:18In Garrett Graham
19:20He has the ability
19:21And the potential to be a generational player
19:23Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player
19:26Who has that tenacity
19:27But I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right
19:30If you
19:31Got a lady
19:32And you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She keeps me
19:39You're not your man and dance
19:41I want the dry and nuts
19:45For a fee
19:46I'm happy to be
19:48You're a bad old man
19:51Come on
19:51Hey
20:02That was a good one
20:02I'll take it
20:03Oh, I take it back
20:10Move, move, move
20:11Come on
20:15Come on
20:15Come on
20:16Come on
20:33We weren't dating
20:34We kind of were
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester
20:38How says
20:40Nay
20:41Nay
20:41Nay
20:42Nay
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you
20:44Which kind of just proves that you're wrong
20:45Fuck
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander
20:48I'm a responsible
20:49Upstanding member of society
20:51Dean
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious
21:00He gets a half hour
21:01If he's any longer than that
21:02We're leaving without him
21:03Are you stuck?
21:04Yes, sir
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend
21:16Wants me to meet her
21:17Ah
21:19That's inevitable
21:19Right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick
21:28No, he's more than a dick
21:29Okay
21:31But he's still your dad
21:36All he cares about is hockey
21:39You know, I only matter because
21:41I am him
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham
21:44Yeah, man, I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup
21:48A Norris trophy or two
21:49Spend more time on your hair than a Kardashian
21:51And bam, yeah, you're just like him
21:55Hey
21:58Hey, your dad was great
21:59Everybody knows it
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him
22:06He is
22:08All our parents have expectations, G
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey
22:13Let alone a damn legend
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them
22:20We're doing this because we love it
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah
22:33Thanks, man
22:34Take a shower, you smell like shit
23:02It's fine
23:02Hi
23:04You're in here
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room
23:07I'll fall asleep
23:08Fair enough
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody
23:12No lyrics, though
23:14Well, that's great
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop
23:20That's why classical is easier
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music
23:24Classical is not easier
23:27Definitely is
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Not since high school
23:33I don't come back to you
23:35Just writing a bike
23:38Yeah, maybe
23:40Hey
23:42Be nice to my friend Hannah
23:44You just started writing
23:45These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:52What if I write a terrible song
23:55And I fail a pop showcase
23:56And I can't afford my tuition next semester
23:59You know, like, what if you're right
24:01If I don't fall in love
24:03I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song
24:05About love and life and heartbreak
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high
24:11I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love
24:13Someday
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin
24:17Maybe someone else
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page
24:22All night
24:23And I have literally no idea what it should be about
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school
24:31What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:42Nothing
24:43It's dumb
24:47Well
24:48Something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time
24:52Yeah
24:55Hey, out of curiosity
24:57You weren't supposed to open the balloons today, right?
25:04Shit
25:30There you are
25:31Sorry, Bella
25:32Long time
25:33Ain't as young as I fucking used to be
25:36I know
25:36I can't handle this all on my own, you know
25:38No, no, I'm sorry
25:39I'm sorry
25:40Hey
25:40See you there
25:41After game
25:44Oh, yeah, you like it
25:45Thanks
25:46I'm not really
25:50Ah, hello
25:53Hi
25:55Hi
25:56Hi
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb
26:00Yeah, yeah
26:01No, I know who you are
26:04We've spoken, kind of
26:07Your band is really good
26:10Yeah, thanks
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything
26:14I work here, so I've heard you
26:17I've figured
26:17It's a uniform
26:20Right
26:22I carried a watermelon
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze
26:32When I
26:34Sorry, never mind
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush, can I
26:39Oh my God
26:40Yeah
26:40Yeah, sorry
26:41Thank you
26:42Yeah
26:44Bye
26:46Smooth
26:48I carried a watermelon
26:49Did anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic
26:56I just came over here to see if we could place an order
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him
27:05What?
27:05That guy
27:06You're too available
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there
27:09That's a different scenario
27:10Yeah, I don't do girlfriends, they know that
27:12Okay, well congratulations Casanova
27:14But I don't need your help
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please
27:17Yeah
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice
27:23To tutor me, nerd
27:25You could just ask my name
27:27Usually, girls just tell me
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play
27:36Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport
27:43That doesn't eject its players for fighting
27:44It celebrates it
27:45When a team is down
27:46And points in actual strategies
27:48To pick a fight for morale
27:52Sorry
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy
27:54I just
27:55Don't like hockey
27:57Yeah
27:59Yeah
28:17Hey
28:18Just talk to him
28:20You'll be alright
28:24Papa Graham
28:25De Laurentiis
28:27Great hit of McManus last week
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones
28:31Yeah, you know
28:31Gotta keep my boy's back
28:33I like it
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham
28:38We'll see you in the stands this afternoon
28:40Wouldn't miss it
28:44Mr. Graham
28:45Logan
28:46Looking handsome as ever
28:48You too, man
28:49Good to see you
28:52Yeah
28:57Saw that you made captain
29:00About time
29:03I'm a junior
29:03Better late than never
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me
29:10Or make me feel like I fucked up somehow
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier
29:13But you don't answer
29:16I'm not here to fight
29:17Can we just go inside
29:19No, no thanks
29:21Garrett
29:22Dad
29:23Fine
29:26Cindy and I are getting married
29:31You've been dating for like two seconds
29:33Six months
29:34That's not any better
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it
29:38I don't have any time for this
29:39We have a game today
29:40I know
29:41Eastwood
29:42Our biggest rivals
29:43She wants to meet you
29:44Your timing is fucking shit
29:45If you would just see
29:46I didn't answer my phone
29:47Because I don't want to talk to you
29:49You told me your news
29:50Congratulations
29:50I'll see you at the wedding
29:51Make you a man
29:52And make you a honeymoon
29:54Boy
29:54For real
29:55Boy
30:01Please welcome
30:03Your burial
30:05Briar
30:30I think he has the potential
30:33To have a bigger impact
30:35Than Phil ever had
30:36Alright, I can't wait
30:36To hear what Phil has to say
30:38About that
30:39I can't wait
30:39To hear what Phil has to say
30:39I'm in the lead
30:40And I'm breaking away
30:41If you're not working
30:42You're taking up space
30:43I'm at the table
30:44A thousand to play
30:45He's going to talk to you now
30:45He's going to talk to you now
30:47Down the street
30:47From the Denzel estate
30:48Right around the corner
30:49From the face of my brother
30:50Baby face around me
30:51No money ain't everything
30:54Fuckin' we
30:55Shit
30:56Eric Graham is a bigger player
30:58I think he can play
30:59That mean physical game
31:01It means to be consistent
31:03What do you know, G?
31:07Hey, come on, bro
31:08Get your head in it
31:14His dad certainly taught him
31:16Everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality
31:19Was brutal
31:19And he's always on the warpath
31:21Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:27Fuck!
31:45I am curious to see
31:46What kind of player
31:47Garrett Graham turns out to be
31:56He said that
31:57You know, Garrett
31:58He doesn't do the girlfriend thing
32:00He also doesn't do
32:00The repeat hookup thing
32:02He's been hooking up since summer
32:03Whatever, good friends
32:04And honestly
32:05He's playing like shit
32:06Yo, Graham's playing like shit
32:08I told you
32:09They're fuckin' losers
32:11Let's hope they keep at it
32:12We'll destroy them
32:13Hell yeah
32:14Let me get some of that, Delaney
32:16Got you, bro
32:28Let's go
32:30Let's go
32:35Let's go
32:45Let's go
33:15the game's not over
33:17Over.
34:07I was justified when I was five Raisin Cane, that's me in your eyes
34:15Times are changin', now the book is fast But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
34:22Eat me on a Friday night, that's alright I even like steak on a setting night
34:47I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch here's back
34:51Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
34:58It's the way that I do, it's the thing that I do
35:02I entertain by pickin' brains Sell my soul by droppin' brains
35:17I throw my nose, my God, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
35:33I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch here's back
35:36Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
35:40I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
35:44It's the way I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
36:12I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
36:16Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
36:19I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I move, the thing that I do
36:29Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
36:33Woo!
36:34Bitch, bitch, bitch is back
36:39Ooh, hey, bitch, bitch, bitch is back
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo, it's a feeling, a heartbeat
36:58I can binge
36:58I can binge
37:00Kugong
37:02Kugong
37:06Kugong
37:07Kugong
37:07Try somewhere
37:10Kugong
37:12Kugong
37:13Kugong
37:13Close your eyes
37:15What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Kugong
37:21Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this, you promised
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us.
37:29You know, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest.
37:31Also, I've had a long day, and I'm watching a movie.
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing,
37:35which means you're burrowing.
37:36Hi, babe. Good to see you, too.
37:38Whatever.
37:39Hi. I love you.
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out.
37:41It's block party, Hannah.
37:42You know, if you don't give an ass,
37:44she'll just keep at it until you do.
37:45And if you still don't,
37:46she'll text you all night distracting you.
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb.
37:50That doesn't matter. She's coming.
37:55I don't know what just happened.
37:57Justin Cole just happened.
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there, and...
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole,
38:01and he's there alone,
38:02which means Hannah's gonna slide right in.
38:04No, no, I have nothing to wear.
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true.
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit.
38:10You just do your makeup.
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah.
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15You just look...
38:17Sean, help me.
38:18I plead the fifth.
38:20Fine. Okay, I'll do your makeup, too.
38:21Just hustle.
38:22Before Justin leaves.
38:45Oh, no!
38:48Yes, bitch!
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey!
38:51That is what I'm talking about, honey!
38:51Hey!
38:52Okay, um...
38:52Don't look now,
38:53but Justin...
38:54Hannah is right over. I just said, don't look now.
39:00Well, now you have to go over there.
39:02No, I talked to him earlier. He's not good.
39:04No, just stop. Stop regret thinking this.
39:06No, this is why we pre-game.
39:08Now, put on your big girl pants and go talk to her.
39:10I mean, I can give her more shots if you need them, girl.
39:12Look at her courage.
39:13Hey, move your pressure.
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school, I thought we'd be.
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public.
39:19You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole.
39:23Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance first?
39:27Well, yeah, we can.
39:41Wow, thank you so much.
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches,
39:53there's a party.
39:54The, uh, waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:11All right, we're doing shots.
40:13We're doing shots, boys.
40:15All right, guys.
40:15Come on, bro, I'm watching you spill it.
40:17Come on, come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:19Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yep.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh.
40:26Dang.
40:29Drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:33Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me, here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:38Where by are you?
40:38That's her name.
40:39Yes, sir.
40:39Come on.
40:40Get one, Dini.
40:41Get in here.
40:41Cheers, boy.
40:42All right.
41:12All right.
41:13Take position.
41:16Sing it so loud!
41:20Yes!
41:22Yes!
41:23Fuck yeah!
41:32Yeah.
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess.
41:58Hey, what?
42:00Oh, it's just a pillow.
42:03Oh, oh, oh.
42:09Oh, oh, oh, oh.
42:11Yeah, I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm.
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not.
42:21Don't worry.
42:22We'll be watching.
42:23Perfect.
42:23Okay.
42:24Give me your coat.
42:25Okay.
42:28You got to go.
42:29You got to go.
42:35Yes!
42:36Stop it!
42:41I'm.
42:45I'm.
42:48To be the head.
42:50Yeah!
42:51One, two, three, three.
42:53Oh!
42:53Oh!
42:54Oh!
42:54Oh!
42:55Oh!
42:56Oh!
42:58Oh!
42:58Yeah.
42:58Uh, uh, the, um, uh, the, the, uh, grand, um, stupid cheers.
43:05Okay.
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
43:10I'm a musician, too.
43:12Writer, not performer.
43:14It's sick, yeah.
43:15What kind of stuff do you like?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly.
43:20Yeah, classical.
43:21But I'm trying out other styles, too.
43:24Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock.
43:28Electronic, uh, but mostly pop, though, and...
43:33Wellesie.
43:33Classical.
43:35Garrett?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.
43:38You never do.
43:40Oh, no!
43:42No, no, no, no, no.
43:42You're coming.
43:43What?
43:45Hey.
43:46I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah, thanks, man.
43:51No worries.
43:52You're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played.
43:56Nothing like Phil Graham.
43:58But, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
44:02Yeah.
44:04You're Johanna, right?
44:05Yeah.
44:07Hannah Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:15Officially.
44:16Oh, okay.
44:20See you around.
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31For...
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has.
44:39Especially when that someone is a Briarview athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:51Oh.
44:52Fuck.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:21You, uh...
45:22You sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh...
45:31You love it.
45:32I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know.
45:41It's just something...
45:44I've always done.
45:46To impress my dad.
45:49And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:56What about your mom?
46:02She, um...
46:05Uh, she died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:11Oh, I didn't know.
46:13Look...
46:17I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I want to earn it.
46:26And I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that.
46:31So what?
46:32I help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:42I ain't still have to pay me.
46:44Obviously.
46:55Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space.
47:02This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours.
47:05You don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08That's my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:15Asshole.
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:18You're not interested in me and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional.
47:29So?
47:37Deal.
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
47:59If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa, easy.
48:03I just met you.
48:04What are we going to do?
48:05Hold hands?
48:06You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up.
48:24You can't blush whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself.
48:27I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing.
48:34Not bad.
48:38Me and you in the Bruins.
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh, my God.
48:46Justin's here.
48:47Be cool.
48:48You're with me.
48:50He is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect.
48:56Why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player, not the punk.
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means, trust me.
49:25You're a good girl.
49:26You're a good girl.
49:26If I looked all over the world
49:28And there's every type of girl
49:31One charity I seem to pass me by
49:35I'm dancing with myself
49:37So let's sink another drink
49:41It'll give me time to think
49:44If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance
49:47I'm dancing with myself
49:50Oh-oh, dancing with myself
49:53Dancing with myself
49:56But there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove
50:00I'm dancing with myself
50:02Oh-oh, oh-oh
50:04Swap, swap, swap, swap, swap, swap, swap, swap, swap, swap
50:10Swap, swap, swap, swap, swap, swap, swap, swap, swap, swap, swap, swap, swap
50:15I looked all over the world
50:18And there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seemed to pass me by
50:24You left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink
50:30It'll give me time to think
50:33If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing, dancing
50:40Dancing with myself, dancing with myself
50:45If I had the chance, I guess the world would dance
50:49If I had the chance, I guess the world would dance
50:52If I had the chance, I guess the world would dance
51:07Oh
51:37Oh
52:07Oh
52:37Oh
53:07Oh
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