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G'wed Season 3 Episode 5
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00:03Oh
00:30And that is just one of the many things you will learn at the new Mary Mallon School of Dance.
00:38You.
00:39You're back then.
00:41I am.
00:42Everything okay, ladies?
00:44Pat and I used to dance together many years ago.
00:48I actually danced.
00:49She tangoed her way through the rugby team.
00:54Well, you know, it's amazing that we have a 13-time world champion talent like you teaching our community to
01:00dance.
01:01That's no easy job.
01:02Not hard, is it?
01:04You don't think so, Pat?
01:05No.
01:06I could teach any idiot to dance.
01:08Then let's do it then.
01:10One partner, one dance, one week.
01:12What do you say?
01:14Christopher, get here.
01:17Oh, Grandma.
01:18What, Chrissy?
01:20You.
01:22Come here.
01:23What?
01:26Great.
01:27We'll make a night of it.
01:28And then we'll crown one of you queen of the ballroom.
01:32Yeah.
01:33Quite fancy being queen of the ballroom.
01:35Again.
01:36History's littered with mistakes.
01:38Jealous is not a good look at your pat.
01:40Neither's that jacket.
01:43Here's your P.E. shorts.
01:45I don't know what that stain was on the crotch.
01:47It was male.
01:48That's male.
01:59What is it?
02:00A bong?
02:01Yeah.
02:02I thought it would really help your performance anxiety if you were stoned out of your tree.
02:07Come on, Aime.
02:08As if.
02:09It's a vocal steamer.
02:10All the famous singers use them.
02:12Oh.
02:13I really believe in you.
02:15Thanks, Mum.
02:18It's perfect.
02:21How about to pick you up after school and we'll go and do some shopping.
02:24Maybe buy you the new crack pipe.
02:26Then you can really hit those inos.
02:35I applied to be one of the professionals on Strictly.
02:37But they said I was too passionate.
02:40Yeah.
02:41Too explosive.
02:44Oh, baby.
02:47This isn't just dance, Christopher.
02:51This is everything.
02:53This stage.
02:56This hall.
02:58This polished, mirrored field.
03:00Where titans turn on toes.
03:03And silence yields to thunderous applause.
03:08This is my leveling field.
03:11If we must fall, we fall in fullest flight.
03:16But when we fly, then mark it.
03:21Dance tonight.
03:24Dance is more than steps, Rhys.
03:27More than rhythm.
03:29More than motion.
03:30Dance is the body learning to speak.
03:34When words fail, that's when we dance.
03:38Tell me what your body wants to say.
03:44What the world needs now is love, sweet love.
03:51Lift, lift.
03:56One, two, three.
03:59And a one, two, three.
04:01One, two, three.
04:03Oh, see, puppy.
04:12One, and a two.
04:14And one, and a...
04:16Oh, and...
04:18Were you paying attention?
04:20Yeah.
04:20What was it then?
04:21One, two.
04:34Oh, please.
04:36You couldn't turn a light on?
04:38One, two, three.
04:53Just put it away.
04:57In here, every day this week
05:008am and 3.30
05:03You could be great, Rhys
05:05But greatness doesn't come free
05:08Good lad
05:10Rhys, I tried to resist you
05:12But you're just too sexy
05:14Take me right here, right now
05:17Shut up, you little creep
05:19Peeping through the window, were you?
05:21Oh, I loved it
05:22You little snake hips
05:23Dance like that on Friday
05:25The whole front row's getting pregnant
05:38You sleep?
05:39One hour
05:40Every time I closed my eyes
05:42I heard the counting
05:421, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3
05:44I hear the music in my dreams
05:46That cha-cha beat I woke up soaked
05:48Did yours make you do the drop and split
05:50While whispering trust me?
05:51I don't think I'll ever trust again
05:54They don't know
05:55They'll never know
05:56Used to be like them
05:59Before the drills, the sequence work
06:01Want to talk about reverse pivot?
06:03I'm not ready
06:04You back in today?
06:06Clothes changed, a natural spin turn
06:09The line folded
06:11May God be with you
06:12You see them?
06:14You see them?
06:14Oh, yeah
06:14They're talking
06:14Hey, hey
06:15Hey, hey
06:15Lads, lads, lads, lads
06:17What's going on here?
06:17What are you spreading?
06:18Who's can't be seen talking?
06:20It's bad for business
06:21What business?
06:21We're taking bets on who's going to win on Friday
06:23Yeah?
06:23We made 50 quid this morning
06:24And what?
06:25And we would be willing to split our profits
06:27If you were to aid us in our marketing efforts
06:29Yeah
06:32Yeah?
06:32Yeah, sausage
06:33Stay away from me till Friday
06:35Why?
06:35Too scared to go now, are you?
06:37Because I'm ready
06:38Me?
06:38Scared of you?
06:39Even your own barber eats you, lad
06:40Look at the kib of your head
06:41Oh, please
06:42Just because your barber still makes you sit in the car seat
06:45Yeah, and the only birds you're getting close to on Friday
06:48Is your own grandma
06:49You're like Dave and Attenborough, lads
06:50Get too close and you're spooked
06:53All this fighting talk from the boy who cry wanks to the notebook
06:56Oh, yeah
07:00You know how he feels about that?
07:02What the hell?
07:03Listen, you little mink
07:04Time for talking, it's done
07:06I'll see you on Friday
07:07And I'll let my moves do the talk
07:09Yeah, come on, mate
07:10Break it, break it, break it
07:12Let's save it for Friday
07:12Go
07:13Come on, man, get your bets
07:14Right, you know
07:15You've got it on
07:16What?
07:17Why'd you bring up the notebook thing?
07:19Sorry, mate
07:19I got carried away
07:20Oh, don't worry
07:21It's all over
07:22What, do you want a massage?
07:23Not off you, you crap
07:24You're rude
07:25Doing business with you
07:26Go on
07:27Come on, let's count
07:28Oh, Grandma
07:33Oh, Grandma
07:38We're gonna help you take this to the next level, boys
07:40This needs structure
07:42Merch, promos, roll-out strategy
07:44Start thinking that a brand
07:46Not three gimps buzzing over a father
07:48There are 742 students in this school
07:52That means
07:52Just 30% market penetration
07:54At £2.50 a mask
07:56That's £556.50 revenue
07:58And that's before we even touch upsells
08:00Like Mary Mall and Glitter
08:03Think bigger, boys
08:04Is she spot on?
08:07Girls
08:07Winning
08:08Let's talk business
08:17You know
08:18Eddie was good
08:22We were good
08:25We could move like nobody else
08:27We had that spark
08:30That bit of magic that you can't teach
08:34And we were supposed to go places
08:36Blackpool
08:37Maybe even Europe
08:40And then he was gone
08:46And that was it
08:49No more sequence
08:53No more training
08:54Just
08:57Swollen ankles
08:58And learning how to burp a baby
09:03I could have had trophies
09:06I could have been on telly
09:11Instead I was a mum
09:14Alone
09:15No, I wouldn't trade that
09:17For anything
09:18But
09:20That wasn't the dream
09:22That wasn't the plan
09:24Eddie should have stood by me
09:28I could have been a contender
09:31I could have been somebody
09:36I could have danced all the way to the top
09:45Oh, that colour's lovely on you
09:47Soft, mature
09:49Trustworthy
09:52Thanks, Mum
09:53It's exactly what you're going to need
09:55When you show the CCTV
09:56And caught her you shoving those four bottles of Lambrini
09:59Into your little jade and spider-man backpack
10:04Yeah
10:06Hey, do you have a date for your court case?
10:08Shit, I have a poison in your best mate
10:09Because you took your eyeliner
10:11It was Maybelline's long-lasting drama gel
10:14You just don't let that go
10:17Oh, my God
10:22You all know what's happening Friday
10:24But believe me
10:26There's more to this than meets the eye
10:28Their beef is ballroom legend
10:31I heard that in the 1983 Championships
10:35Pat shagged one of the judges mid-number
10:37And it was Mary's dad
10:42I heard that in the 1986 Championships
10:45Mary did a samba off her tits on Kat
10:49And at one point
10:51She thought her maracas were babies
10:54And tried to breastfeed them
10:57This 40-year-old beef has finally been settled
11:09Sequins and waltzes
11:10Blood tears and sweat
11:12But I'm not done dancing
11:14Not your she is
11:15From dreams on the floor
11:17To heartache and pain
11:18They wrote me off
11:20But I'm back
11:21Again
11:24I claimed every trophy
11:26Ruled every dance floor
11:27But this thing on Friday
11:30Means so much more
11:32Mary stole my future
11:34Left me unseen
11:36But on Friday
11:37I'll show you
11:38What really should have been
11:4240 years on beef
11:45Between two former friends
11:47And now
11:50The story ends
11:55So place your bets and get your merch
11:57Because this Friday is going to be historic
12:12I know that it's taking a lot out of you
12:15But on Friday
12:16It'll all be worth it
12:19There's no feeling in the world
12:20Quite like the rush of a dance
12:22Shared with an audience
12:24Then why did you stop?
12:25If there's nothing better?
12:29Things just change
12:30That's all
12:33Grandma
12:37Who's Eddie?
12:39I heard you in your bedroom yesterday
12:46Me and Mary
12:48We danced in the same school
12:51We were the best by a mile
12:54We both found great partners
12:59And the four of us
13:00We were like a family
13:02I would have loved to have watched you back then
13:04I bet you were amazing
13:05I was
13:09I fell in love with my partner
13:11Eddie
13:13After a few months
13:14I started to feel
13:16Unwell
13:16Something just wasn't
13:18Right
13:20I had a few tests done
13:23And it came back
13:24That I was pregnant
13:27I kept
13:27Plucking up the courage
13:29To tell Eddie
13:30But the words
13:31Just wouldn't come out
13:32That must have been terrifying
13:36One day
13:37I decided to wait for him
13:40After dance rehearsals
13:42What did he say
13:43When you told him?
13:45He never appeared
13:49Mary came out
13:50And she said he'd left early
13:53But me and Mary
13:54We shared
13:55A dressing room
13:57And she'd watched my body change
13:59She'd noticed the throwing up
14:00And the dizziness
14:01She knew
14:04And she told
14:05Eddie
14:06Why would someone do that?
14:09I've never known, son
14:13Did you keep the baby?
14:16I did
14:19And
14:20She was
14:21The most beautiful little girl
14:25Who grew up to become
14:27The most wonderful artist
14:30Mom?
14:32It was my mom
14:34Yes, Christopher
14:36It was your mom
14:40Then on Friday
14:41We're not just dancing
14:44We're showing her
14:45That the family you have now
14:46Always stands together
14:54And now
14:56We begin the ancient healing
15:00Of the roller
15:02From the timeless hills
15:06Of Anfield
15:09I studied this technique
15:13Under the elders
15:15There spits whispel
15:18Through me fingertips
15:21Stare on the quiet rivers
15:23That flow within us all
15:25Oh my god
15:28Mum!
15:30One
15:31Two
15:32Three
15:33Four
15:34And
15:34One
15:34Two
15:35Three
15:36Four
15:37I did it!
15:37I did it!
15:38You did it!
15:40It's good to have this dress back on again
15:42Putting it back on makes me feel like I'm
15:45Stepping back into the best nights of my life
15:48Makes me feel like I'm unstoppable again
15:51Come on!
15:52Come on, again
15:54One
15:54Two
15:55Three
15:56Four
16:03Thank you for showing me
16:06It's beautiful
16:09When my mum died
16:11I really held on to all the cards that she'd written
16:15Because
16:17Just seeing her handwriting made me feel like she was close to me again
16:22So I wanted to do something like that for you
16:25So whenever you needed me or you missed me
16:29I'd be right here
16:30In these letters
16:33I stopped sending them after a while because
16:38I never got a reply but
16:41I couldn't stop writing them
16:43I never got any letters
16:47Well
16:49I'm sure your dad has reasons to not give you them
16:53Look
16:55Sometimes
16:57When people love someone too much
17:00They start hiding things
17:02They get so caught up with protecting that they think what they're doing is right
17:08I just want a chance to
17:11Make up for the time that we lost
17:15I love your name
17:17And I always have
17:22I love you too
17:27Okay
17:28I officially forgive you
17:31If you buy me just one more handbag
17:42Where have you been?
17:44Oh, I'm eating run over
17:45You said that yesterday
17:46I'm starting to worry you're not taking this seriously, Mary
17:50Coming from the lad who keeps asking me if we can incorporate the worm into the routine
17:54I think I know what's going on here, Mary
17:56Oh, yeah
17:58Yeah
18:00You're wondering
18:01What are you doing in a crappy classroom with some little dickhead?
18:06I would have said a little gobshite
18:07But pretty close
18:10You've come back here
18:11And all people want to see is Mary the star
18:14Only caring about the person you're meant to be
18:17And not the person that you are
18:20And I get it
18:22Because I feel the same, Mary
18:25Andrew Stuffy
18:27Absolute icon
18:29But nobody sees what it's like behind our big iconic statuses
18:33Do they?
18:34The real us
18:35The sacrifices
18:36They have no idea how many birthdays, weddings, nights out with friends I've missed
18:43And whilst I was making people laugh
18:45I missed out on historic playground fights
18:48The wind blowing up Tia Jackson's skates
18:51And she's fit, Mary
18:53She's so fit
18:55I see friends reminiscing about the good times
19:01Good times that I've missed
19:05And that kills me
19:08Sometimes it makes me wonder
19:11Was it all worth it?
19:14Maybe
19:15The mad life you've had
19:18And all the trophies you've won
19:19That's not who you are
19:23It's just what you've done
19:25Sometimes you've got to remember to just be Mary
19:27And I've got to remember to just be Rhys
19:31Think of Friday as a chance to come home
19:35To show people that yeah
19:37You are Mary Mallon
19:41You're also just Mary
19:45Yeah
19:51Now come on
19:52Just feel the music and dance
19:55And try and keep your hands to yourself this time, Mary
20:00Again
20:01I'm exhausted
20:03We are not leaving this room until you fix that hold
20:08Come on
20:10Come on
20:11Like this is weak Christopher
20:13Be strong
20:14Stop it
20:15Stop it
20:19You're a stupid boy
20:20You push me
20:22Because you don't get it do you
20:23You're not willing to work
20:26You're nothing like your granddad
20:27I don't know who he is
20:29And if you treat him anything like this
20:30No wonder he left you
20:39Why didn't you give this to me
20:42I found it dad
20:43Where are the others
20:44Amy I don't know what you're talking about
20:45Dad stop lying
20:46I'm not lying to you Amy
20:47Do you know what your problem is
20:49I'm all you've got
20:50Me and a few Elvis costumes
20:53No ambitions
20:54No dreams
20:55Not on
20:55Do you know what
20:56You're even starting to talk like her now
20:58Amy she's fucking poisoned love
21:00And she's got in your head
21:01She's showing me what kind of parents I actually deserve
21:04Instead of you
21:05Because you're a pathetic waste of space
21:07Amy come back here now
21:19I'm sorry grandma
21:22The prime delivery came
21:25Is it the paperwork to officially disown me due to lack of rhythm
21:28No
21:29That came yesterday
21:30Already signed it
21:34Ladies and gentlemen
21:36It's time
21:37For the showdown
21:38Of the century
21:39This beef
21:41Is bigger
21:42Than
21:42The rogerstern's
21:43Face's
21:43Catholic's
21:44Thatcher
21:45Face's
21:46Scousers
21:46The dar
21:47Face's
21:48Your mad new fella
21:49The greatest spectacle
21:51Orsbrook High
21:53Has ever seen
21:54So step up
21:55Yeah
21:55Pay up
21:56Yeah
21:57Win
21:57Big
21:58You look amazing grandma
22:15The moment's finally come for us to stand together son
22:21Please welcome
22:22Mary Mullen
22:24And Rhys Duffy
22:26Let's get ready
22:28To rumble
22:33Go
22:34Come on
22:39Hit me
22:40Go
22:42See usar
22:44Yes
22:45Three
22:46Come on
22:48any
22:51Why
22:58Paint in the room
22:59Have birthed
23:08Hey, Marie, give it a hand on track to the company
23:20Hey, how'd you go?
23:25Snake gets me here.
23:38I certainly wouldn't want to follow that.
23:41But two people who are brave enough to are Pat and Christopher.
23:49Pat and Christopher.
23:54I'll be back.
23:55I'll be back.
24:01Oh, my God.
24:05What's that?
24:09That's sick.
24:12Wow.
24:16Wow.
24:19Wow.
24:20Wow.
24:22Wow.
24:23Wow.
24:25Wow.
24:28Wow.
24:29Wow.
24:33Wow.
24:36Wow.
24:39Wow.
24:41My heart as loud as lying
24:43So why let your voice be changed
24:45Maybe we're a little different
24:48There's no need to be ashamed
24:50You've got the light to fight the shadows
24:53So stop hiding it away
24:55Come on, come on
24:59I wanna sing
25:01I wanna shout
25:03Even when I'm gone, I'm still your mom
25:07I'll always be with you
25:11I need you to remember, son
25:14Life keeps going
25:15Even when it feels like it shouldn't
25:19Believe me, there's no safer place on earth
25:22Than with your grandma
25:23She'll love you
25:26Like I always will
25:42I'll dance
25:45And I'll rise up
25:47I'll rise like the day
25:49I'll rise up
25:51I'll rise unafraid
25:53I'll rise up
25:55And I'll do it a thousand times again
26:00And we'll rise up
26:03I like the waves
26:05I'll rise up
26:07In spite of the ache
26:09I'll rise up
26:11And we'll do it a thousand times again
26:17I'll rise up
26:18And you
26:21You
26:26You
26:30You
26:30You
26:30You
26:30You
26:30You
26:30You
26:35You
26:44Don't miss the spotlight
26:46When I've got you, love
26:48You
26:48You're the light in my life
26:52Oh, lads
26:53I love me, man
26:56Me too
26:57You're my husband
27:01Well
27:01I think we have a clear winner
27:05Our queen of the ballroom
27:07Pat
27:26Wait, Pat, please
27:29That was beautiful
27:30Thank you
27:32Pat, please
27:34Why did you stop dancing?
27:37Why did you tell him?
27:39Tell who what?
27:41The baby
27:43I know you told Eddie
27:44You were pregnant
27:46It was supposed to be a family
27:48Pat
27:49I promise you
27:50I didn't tell him anything
27:52Oh, come on
27:52Why else would he do a runner?
27:54I swear on my life
27:56It wasn't me
28:02All these years
28:05I hated you for something you never did
28:08Well, now I see why you spread all those lies about me
28:12Well, not all of them were lies
28:15It was at least two players from the rugby team
28:19Three
28:27But you smashed it
28:29You should be that proud of yourself
28:30Oh, nice one, top
28:31See you later
28:31See you later
28:32I think I counted five front row pregnancies
28:36Mitchie's gone to send the gym into a maternity ward
28:40No, really
28:41You were brilliant
28:42Well, you can't develop me
28:44You know
28:45I thought you said in that
28:47Good
28:48Cos
28:49I meant it
28:54Rhys
28:57I'll be back in a minute
29:00So
29:01I wanted to say thank you
29:03Every now and again
29:04You cross paths with somebody who doesn't stay long
29:08But who leaves you
29:09Better than when they've found you
29:11Tell me about it, Mary
29:13Them little adjustments you gave me for the worm
29:15Have really took her to the next level
29:18You look after yourself, Rhys
29:20There's so much more in you than you realise
29:23Never forget that
29:36You're right, you're not calm
29:38She does have a cracking arse for her age
29:40That made us mellow
29:42On the 35
29:46Shoulder to shoulder
29:47Smile with the bricks and shine
29:51But you weren't that kind
29:53When you were mine
29:55J.D. and Cola
29:58Don't even have to try
30:00But you weren't that kind
30:02There's so much more waiting house
30:03Where do you go
30:03Yeah, you're very comfortable
30:03With'll let you go
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