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00:10I'll see you next time.
00:57MUSIC CONTINUES
01:00MUSIC CONTINUES
01:58MUSIC CONTINUES
01:59MUSIC CONTINUES
02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no.
02:05Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
02:26MUSIC CONTINUES
02:30In my class, average actually means average.
02:34That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still try it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert
02:51to get creative with your grading system.
02:54Jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:58Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like
03:11before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm.
03:14Me?
03:14No, I was just curious about extra credit opportunities
03:18to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah.
03:25Definitely dropping.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah.
03:38I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:48Only you get to look at things you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered,
03:53anybody want to hazard a guess
03:55as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:04Stop.
04:04Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no.
04:13She's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Hold on.
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy.
04:22And they weren't even good words.
04:23Yana, you love his music
04:25and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona.
04:26Soundchake's at five.
04:27You're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words.
04:29Ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars
04:47even though the theater department
04:48is literally falling apart.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great
04:56if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Was there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:16See, usually with questions,
05:17voices kind of go up at the end
05:18and your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:22Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top,
05:25help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Kate, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money
05:38for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation
05:45or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not,
05:47I have my own priorities
05:48that have nothing to do with bar hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns that I'm still 20
05:58when I'm acting middle-aged
06:01Same old conversation
06:02or this small talk that I hate
06:05And I never thought I'd say it
06:08But I'm sick of everyone
06:09I need to sweat it out
06:12I need to have some fun
06:15Get the cards and the cards
06:16Get the cards and the cards and the club
06:18Come to the dance
06:19And the boys gonna love this
06:21Picking their lips
06:22Wishing they had their big boy hands
06:24All on my hips
06:26Everybody's on some drugs
06:28Everybody wants some love
06:29I don't want shit
06:30I don't need to chase that hit
06:32As long as I got my boys and girls
06:35I'm rich
06:36Oh, shit!
06:37Thank you for that
06:59When I think I'm...
07:00I don't want to drink
07:00All right
07:02I want to let them out
07:02Like, can I aperitL-an回
07:10hey wanted to talk to me if this is about being late i have a new idea for a shortcut
07:19oh oh you have your bad news face it's your scholarship it's not happening this year
07:29what budget cuts don't even get me started no we're three weeks into the semester how
07:34how can no no they can't no we'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office
07:40they can help no they're just gonna give me another work study job i can barely do all my school
07:44work
07:44as it is oh my god okay whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa don't stop breathing you need air to process
07:51and
07:53live yeah i also need money is there another scholarship i could apply for another classical
07:58composition scholarship i could switch concentrations performance girl we both know you're a much
08:07stronger composer than clarinetist and there's no money in classical well jazz jazz i could i could
08:13write jazz even less money right what what do i do let's chat again on monday after you've had a
08:20few
08:30i could write pop first place comes with a scholarship right right but you just said that
08:36i'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago and i wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in
08:42your music theory class freshman year i mean your word outstanding it's true not many people can write
08:47so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities in the work of one direction yeah see yeah i can totally
08:54pop how hard can it be really famous last words because the competition it's it's pretty steep no i can
09:01do this i will do this okay bring some ideas in the class we'll talk okay
09:23dean dean where you at
09:31dean do not give me the silent treatment he's taking the world's longest shower still at least the door's
09:37shut this time logan drain's clogged again no shit finish your fucking shower i'll come fix it
09:46dean come help with the kegs told you i'll be right down yeah but when
09:55you want me to come down naked tucker because i'll do it you sure will never mind forget i have
10:04it's a little help baby girl where the fuck is garrett
10:10guys
10:16hey what's up what's up bro what's up
10:20garratt hey
10:23Hey.
10:23Hey.
10:24Yo, Jerry.
10:25What's up, brother?
10:25What's up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening.
10:27Hey, man.
10:28Hey, man.
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey.
10:31Hey, man.
10:33Hey, man.
10:41Smells good, sir.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50What's up, bro?
10:52Just fix the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
11:00It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Hey, shower sex is hot.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house so you can fix it?
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making tuck?
11:16It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry.
11:19Did you just?
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
11:27Walk into that one.
11:28Nothing for you, Logan.
11:29We're gonna make all my food.
11:30Dude, that's beautiful, man.
11:31They look great.
11:33They'll be listening to.
11:39There we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:48Good.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
11:59Grand.
12:03Got you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07Night before game.
12:09You're so strict.
12:11Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:29I'm so into you, I can barely breathe.
12:34And all I wanna do is to fall in need.
12:40Close ain't close enough till we cross the line.
12:47So, for your pop showcase tour de force, are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know.
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a GoPro.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:58Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Exactly.
13:05You never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Pole is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So, be a tailor and do something about it.
13:13There's conversation and I'll never more touch my body.
13:18Cause I'm so India, India, India, India.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:29Fine.
13:29Just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt and it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested.
13:47And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:52Or maybe...
13:56Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked and then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to a block party tomorrow, including Justin probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:30Well, I don't like parties.
14:33But you love music.
14:35No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse.
14:38And you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:40I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a Poland all-nighter.
14:43I'm spending the night at Shawn's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a risk.
15:00I need both of your friends.
15:02I'm so weedy-o, weedy-o, weedy-o.
15:10I want you like the pills behind the counter there.
15:13I want you so bad my fingers shook with it.
15:17And we could have all of the money in the world,
15:19But all the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:23That's somebody else that might never be the time.
15:26By the game, I'll give my home the same.
15:29I don't know what I'm saying
15:32I don't know what I'm saying
15:34I don't know what I'm saying
15:35I change my hair
15:37I change your clothes
15:38My cheek tattoos
15:40I feel like them
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised
15:44I promise no one's watching me
15:47Not just a body
15:49You somebody would a body
15:51You're somebody to me
15:54Not just a body
15:55You somebody would a body
15:57You somebody would a body
15:58You somebody would a body
16:03You somebody would a body
16:06You somebody would a body
16:07You just a body
16:08You somebody would a body
16:09I wish that one thing
16:13It might take you by surprise
16:15My box of shorts
16:17I could drive
16:18thru
16:19My cheek tattoos
16:23Oh, my God.
17:05I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:28Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:32Wow, okay.
17:34Guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What?
17:57That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay, I...
18:14I want to be your girlfriend.
18:16Why?
18:19Why?
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major.
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe you just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:46But, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you got a lady and you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She gives me a natural net and day
19:42I'm not the dry and nuts
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be
20:02That's a good one. I'll take it.
20:03Oh, I take it back!
20:10Move! Move! Move! Come on! Come on!
20:32We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:39House says...
20:40Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I am a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:55I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour.
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Are you stuck?
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:18Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:45Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup,
21:48a Norris trophy or two,
21:49spend more time in your hair than a Kardashian,
21:51and, bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey,
22:13let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36I'm fine.
23:02Hi.
23:03Hi. You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room. I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough. How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great. That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really. Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:21That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music. Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:36Riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42Be nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:52What if I write a terrible song, and I fail a pop showcase,
23:57and I can't afford my tuition next semester?
23:59You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor
24:04that can write a perfect song about love and life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love.
24:14Someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin. Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night,
24:23and I have literally no idea what it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:41Nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:52Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity,
24:58you weren't supposed to open the balloons today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32Long time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:39No, no, I'm sorry.
25:40I'm sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41Off the game.
25:44Oh, yeah, you like it.
25:45Thanks.
25:46Bella?
25:46Probably.
25:50Ah, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, yeah.
26:02No, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:23Carried a watermelon.
26:26What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I...
26:40Oh, my God.
26:40Yeah.
26:41Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:04You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07What?
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:13Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23You could tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points at actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry, I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:16Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20He'll be alright.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:26De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Well, you know.
28:32Gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:38Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39Wanna see you in the stands this afternoon?
28:41Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:47Looking handsome as ever.
28:48Me too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Yeah.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer...
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No. No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for like two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see it...
29:47I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:48You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55For real.
29:56Boy.
30:01Please welcome...
30:02Your very own...
30:05Ryder!
30:07Go!
30:09Go!
30:11Go!
30:12Go!
30:13Go!
30:32I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:40I just want to be right now.
30:42I just want to be right now.
30:43I just want to be right now.
30:56Eric Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game,
31:01but he needs to be consistent.
31:03Lean on, G!
31:07Hey, come on, bro! Get your head in it!
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal,
31:19and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making Daddy proud, Graham?
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Garrett Graham turns out to be.
31:56He said that?
31:58You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookup thing.
32:02He's been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever, good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:14Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, girl.
32:17No one else.
32:18No.
32:30Yes, sir.
32:34No one else.
32:36No one else.
32:37No one else.
32:38No one else...
32:40No one else.
32:41Let me get some of that, Joel.
32:43No one else.
33:13Hey, Gary!
33:16Hey, the game's not over!
34:06I was justified when I was five
34:12Raisin' cane, that's sweet in your eyes
34:16Times are changin', now the more get fast
34:19But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
34:30Eatin' it on a Friday night
34:32That's all right
34:33I even like steak on a setting night
34:47I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch here's back
34:51Stone cold and sober as a matter of fact
34:55I can bitch, I can bitch, cause I'm better than you
34:58It's the way that I do
35:00It's the thing that I do
35:02I entertain by pickin' brains
35:13Sell my soul by droppin' brains
35:17I throw my nose, my God, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
35:33I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch here's back
35:36Stone cold and sober as a matter of fact
35:40I'm a bitch, I can bitch, cause I'm better than you
35:44It's the way that I do
35:45Here we go, here we go, here we go, hit you up
35:50Next up
35:56Yes!
36:06Welcome back, man
36:07Yeah, thought we lost you for a minute there
36:12I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch here's back
36:16Stone cold and sober as a matter of fact
36:19I can bitch, I can bitch, cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I do
36:25It's the way that I do
36:29Hey, hey, hey, hey
36:33Woo!
36:35Bitch, bitch, the bitch is back
36:40Ooh, hey
36:41Bitch, bitch, the bitch is back
36:47Ooh, bitch, bitch, bitch is back
36:52Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the Mambo
36:56It's a feeling, a heartbeat
36:58I don't need you.
37:00Kukong.
37:02Kukong.
37:04Kukong.
37:07Try somewhere.
37:10Kukong.
37:12Kukong. Close your eyes.
37:15What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie.
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this. You promised.
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us.
37:29You know, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest.
37:31Also, I've had a long day, and I'm watching a movie.
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing,
37:35which means you're burrowing.
37:36Hi, babe. Good to see you, too.
37:38Whatever. Hi. I love you.
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out. It's block party, Hannah.
37:42You know, if you don't give a nap,
37:44she'll just keep at it until you do.
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you.
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb.
37:50That doesn't matter. She's coming.
37:55I don't know. What just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened.
37:59Yeah, well, Dexter's already there, and...
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole.
38:01And he's there alone,
38:02which means Hannah's gonna slide right in.
38:04No, no, I have nothing to wear.
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true.
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit.
38:10You just do your makeup.
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah.
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15You just look...
38:17Sean, help me.
38:18I plead the fifth.
38:20Fine. Okay, I'll do your makeup, too.
38:21Just hustle.
38:22Before Justin leaves.
38:23Go, Leigh.
38:35Nope.
38:39I gotta catch him.
38:41Red, check, fire!
38:43No, no!
38:45Ooh.
38:47Eww!
38:47Yes, bitch!
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey!
38:52Okay, um, don't look now, but Justin is right over. I just said don't look now.
39:00Well, now you have to go over there.
39:02No, I talked to him earlier. He's not good.
39:04No, no.
39:05Just stop thinking this.
39:06No, this is why we pre-game. Now put on your big girl pants and go talk to him.
39:10I mean, I can give him more shots if you need him, girl.
39:12Look at her.
39:13Hey, move your pressure.
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school. I thought we'd be.
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public.
39:18You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole.
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance first?
39:27Yeah, we can.
39:41Wow, thank you so much.
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party.
39:54The, uh, waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:12All right, we're doing shots.
40:13We're doing shots, boys.
40:15All right, guys.
40:16Come on, bro. I'm watching you spill it.
40:17Give me a shot. Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:19Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yep.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh, faint.
40:28Oh.
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:33Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me, here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:38Whereby are you?
40:38That's her, baby.
40:39Yes, sir.
40:40Come on.
40:40Get one, Danny.
40:41Get in here.
40:41Cheers, boy.
40:43Cheers.
41:04Here we go.
41:05I don't wanna live about it.
41:08Oh, oh, oh.
41:12Oh, oh, oh.
41:13Oh, oh, oh.
41:13Oh, oh, oh.
41:13I don't wanna live about it.
41:16Sing it so loud!
41:20Yes!
41:22Yes!
41:23Fuck yeah!
41:26Sugar inside.
41:28Cooked up rows.
41:30Eating cabanas by myself.
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess.
42:18Okay, you're ready.
42:20No, I'm not.
42:21Don't worry.
42:22We'll be watching.
42:23Perfect.
42:23Okay.
42:24Give me your coat.
42:25Okay.
42:28You got this.
42:29You got it.
42:32Dancing around and still on one.
42:35You look good.
42:36Yeah.
42:37Stop it.
42:50Yeah, one, two, seconded.
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:55You all right?
42:58Yeah, uh, the, um, uh, the grand, um, stupid shoes.
43:05Okay.
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
43:10I'm a musician, too.
43:12Writer, not performer.
43:14Sick, yeah.
43:15What kind of stuff do you like?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly.
43:20Yeah, classical.
43:21Yeah, but I, but I'm, I'm trying out other styles, too.
43:24Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic, uh, but mostly pop, though, and...
43:33Wellesie.
43:33Classical.
43:34Okay.
43:35Garrett?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.
43:38You never do.
43:39Here.
43:40Oh, no.
43:42No, no, no, no, no.
43:42Keep coming.
43:43What?
43:45Hey.
43:46I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you're an island at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah, thanks, man.
43:51No worries.
43:52What, you're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played.
43:56You know, nothing like Phil Graham.
43:58But, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
44:02What?
44:03You, uh, you're Hannah, right?
44:06Yeah.
44:07Hannah Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it's nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:15Officially.
44:16Oh?
44:16Oh.
44:17Oh?
44:18Okay.
44:19I don't know.
44:20See her out.
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31For?
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has.
44:39Especially when that someone is a Briarview athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:51Oh, fuck.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:09Sure.
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:20You, uh, you sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh, you love it.
45:32I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know.
45:41It's just something I've always done to impress my dad.
45:48And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:56What about your mom?
46:01She, um...
46:04Uh, she died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Can't see her.
46:11Oh, I didn't know.
46:13Look.
46:17I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I want to earn it.
46:26And I'm pretty sure you're the only one who can help me do that.
46:31So what?
46:32I help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:42You'd still have to pay me.
46:44Obviously.
46:56Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space.
47:02This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours.
47:05You don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08It was my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:14Asshole.
47:15Asshole.
47:16I see.
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:18You're not interested in me and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional.
47:29So?
47:37Deal.
47:56No.
47:59we're gonna be fake dating there needs to be real kissing whoa easy i just met you what are
48:04we gonna do hold hands you seriously think that's gonna get justin's attention is he looking
48:15he's looking now
48:20this won't make your friendship weird at all we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up you
48:24can't blush whenever i come near you get over yourself i don't blush oh yeah
48:32see nothing not bad
48:38me and you and the bruise that's the dream right garrett graham doesn't do girlfriends what's
48:44really going on oh my god justin's here be cool you're with me he is not just some random guy
48:51i
48:51want to hook up with he is a talented musician who i respect why don't you tell me what you
48:57think
48:57the song is about like being in love with someone who doesn't see you she's not my girlfriend but you
49:03clearly want her to be
49:10you're not taking us this seriously watch the player from the puzzle what the hell does that mean
49:16it means trust me
49:18it means trust me
49:19it means trust me
49:46it means trust me
49:46that's the world
49:47dance
49:49he's
50:02wow
50:03oh
50:04Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat!
50:15I looked all over the world and there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by, you left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink, it'll give me time to faint
50:34If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance, I'd be dancing, dancing
50:41Dancing with myself, dancing with myself
50:45If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
51:04Oh, oh, oh, oh.
51:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
51:08Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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