00:01I wanted to tell you real quick
00:03about how your most recent uncut episode
00:05embarrassed the hell out of me.
00:07I was listening Saturday morning on my way to work
00:09and I decided to hit up Mickey D's.
00:11I always turn you down in the drive-thru
00:13as to not alarm the staff.
00:15Well, today I was way too into the episode
00:18and forgot to do that.
00:19Right as I pulled up to the window,
00:21Dave says,
00:23Avert your eyes, Lisa!
00:23You're about to see rigid Indian...
00:27The lady at the window's eyes got real big
00:30and she said,
00:31Oh my God, are you Lisa?
00:34Oh, wow.
00:36She said, I nervously laughed and said,
00:39Oh no, sorry, I'm listening to Dave and Chuck the Freak.
00:42She said, Wow!
00:44Uh-huh.
00:45Sorry about that.
00:46Apologize.
00:47At the next window, two women were still laughing at me.
00:50So I said,
00:51Best morning show on the planet.
00:52You should check it out.
00:53Oh, wow.
00:54Thank you so much.
00:55That'll sell them.
00:56They'll make them listen.
00:57Oh, man.
00:57Hearing that.
00:59The uncut is the worst thing
01:00that you could go through the drive-thru
01:02with the volume up.
01:02Oh, really, you have to watch out.
01:04You have to watch out.
01:05There's not one nice thing said.
01:07No.
01:08You have to be so careful.
01:10No.
01:10So careful.
01:11People have said that.
01:12Like, it's opened up
01:13or it started laying on their phone.
01:15Does it really align with the family values
01:16that I am trying to strive for?
01:19No.
01:19No.
01:20No.
01:20No.
01:20No.
01:20No.
01:21No.
01:22No.
01:22No.
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