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Kneel, Losers! Your 18-Year-Old Greatgrandma Owns Your Manners EP
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00:03where's your grandfather now where's lucian tell me what the hell are you talking about
00:08how dare you mention my grandfather i need to see him that's my son take me to him oh my
00:15god
00:15she says the head of the ash cross is her son this girl's insane astrid this attention is
00:21seeking stunt is pathetic insult my grandfather and you insult the whole ash cross family get her
00:40oh my god she took down two guards by herself no way
00:48damn it you crazy woman all of you move take her down
01:00who dares touch me
01:03all you do is fight and cause trouble use any talent you have to study try again and i won't
01:10let it fly campus group fight detected security protocol activated
01:19these are ashcroft security bots
01:23astrid carrington execute code a17 authorized commander astrid carrington
01:30identity confirmed command paused how can she control those robots that's impossible
01:39okay lucian ashcroft age 80 physical condition deteriorating returned home for treatment
01:47luca you're already 80 no matter what i have to see him
02:01um uh let me answer this question
02:06hey isn't that the new transfer student how does she dare walk right up there she's not seriously
02:11gonna answer is she even judy couldn't get this one the issue is signal delay and bci compatibility
02:16it's not power the real bottleneck is synchronization if you add a compensation curve to the signal pathway
02:22the result becomes this
02:24oh my god she actually solved it she's making it look so easy even clearer than the teacher
02:29this problem isn't impossible it just needs a different approach
02:32make that adjustment and the whole thing falls into place
02:35excellent what's your name which class are you from
02:39i'm astria i'm the new transfer student
02:42a transfer student no way how does she know this much
02:46this girl is interesting
02:56lucian chairman of the ashcroft group has urgently returned to the country due to a serious illness
03:03and arrived at ashcroft manor tonight
03:07ashcroft manor hurry the quest indenation is far
03:11eta 10 minutes please stay seated
03:34luca
03:41how bad is the chairman's condition
03:43is he already critical has the ashcroft family already drawn up a will
04:01that's my son
04:03the chairman is 80 years old
04:04you see this some lunaturk showed up for attention the chairman is her son
04:14stand down
04:16stand down
04:23luca
04:39oh sorry my terminal signal is acting up
04:46man this junk keeps drifting
04:49pay attention in class turn that terminal off try that again and you're you're done
04:56never thought our boss would get put in his praise shut up pay attention
05:00the human brain is the most complex organ in the body
05:03all right who has got a vape bro try this
05:17no smoking on campus smart campus code article 7
05:21none of your damn business who the hell do you think you are
05:34luca
05:34luca this is our family charm
05:36it will protect you
05:38keep it on
05:41who gave you that charm
05:43none of your business
05:44i am your great grandma
05:58stop right there who are you
06:01genes can really repeat that perfectly
06:03that's my husband's face
06:05so this young man is my great grandson
06:08stop right there
06:10how did you get in here
06:12who let you in
06:12i'm here to see my son
06:14who's your son
06:15you think you can just walk in here
06:18lucian is my son
06:19your grandfather
06:21lucian ashcrossed
06:39this is
06:41this is the ashcroft family's most secret master code
06:45it controls access to every financial branch database
06:48and your most important decision making system
06:51how do you know that
06:53i'm the engineer who designed those systems
06:55every line of code
06:56every password
06:57i wrote them myself
06:58so none of you can crack the system
07:00fine
07:01if you want to see lucian i won't stop you
07:03but listen carefully
07:05this isn't over
07:06you can stay for now
07:07make one wrong move
07:09and you'll regret it
07:10follow me
07:17luca
07:18it's me
07:19i'm mom
07:21you have to get better
07:23i'm sorry i couldn't protect you
07:25i'm sorry
07:26you can stay a little while
07:27but don't touch anything else
07:31i'll come to see him often
07:33give me your number
07:38fine
07:39here's my card
07:40mr silas
07:41you really shouldn't
07:42you really shouldn't
07:43it's fine
07:43i've made my decision
07:54report everything that happened
07:56don't miss a single detail
08:02mr simus
08:03this is the report on astrid
08:06how does she know all this
08:08i don't understand either
08:10astrid and mr lucian have no official connection on record
08:15who is she
08:19well astrid
08:21you've gotten
08:22awfully mysterious
08:23lately
08:23don't think that fake genius act fools me too
08:26i'm not wasting words on you
08:28don't think you can scare me
08:30even if you play genius i'll expose you sooner or later
08:33whoa
08:34look over there
08:35that's jasper's flighter
08:37jasper
08:40sorry i'm late
08:43i knew jasper would confess to me sooner or later
08:50astrid
08:51this is for you
08:53oh my god
08:54jasper just confessed to astrid
08:56jasper are you crazy
09:03you tried to make a move on your great grandma
09:05i'm sorry
09:06i'm sorry
09:07great grandma spare me
09:17i'm back luca
09:19i know you can hear your mother's voice
09:22you are my sunshine
09:25my only sun
09:28you make me happy
09:30when skies are grey
09:33mom
09:35i wanna stay with you
09:39luca
09:39luca
09:40don't push yourself
09:41come on
09:43mom will put you to sleep
09:44you are my sunshine
09:46my only sunshine
09:49you make me happy
09:52when skies are grey
09:54no matter what happens
09:55i'll always stay by your side
09:59i'm sorry luca
10:00mom failed you
10:02i couldn't stay with you
10:04mom
10:06luca
10:06you spoke
10:07can you hear me
10:11i'm here luca
10:13mom is right here with you
10:17luca
10:18can you hear mom
10:20grandpa
10:21grandpa
10:28what did you do
10:30how dare you do this while he is critical
10:31you had no right to interfere with his treatment
10:34i didn't do anything
10:36i just wanted him to know i've been here with him
10:41get out
10:42you will kill him
10:43i am not leaving until he wakes up
10:46take her away
10:50drag her out now
10:54throw her out of the estate now
10:58lucian
10:59lucian
11:01lucian
11:24lucian
11:28mom
11:32heart beat restored he is awake
11:37i
11:40heard my mother's song it was her voice she was calling me that is why i came back that
11:49that that was not your mother it was a girl who has been visiting you
11:53she is astrid what did you say her name is astrid where is she where is she now i i
12:02drove her
12:02out because of a misunderstanding what you fool go bring her back now latest briefing
12:12on mr lucian manor internal dispatch mr lucian lies luca my poor child
12:26miss astria mr lucian is awake
12:29what did you say he is not dead mr lucian wants to see you now
12:36thank god take me to him now
12:58luca my sweet boy who are you how do you know that name of course i am your mother
13:06miss you're so young this has to be a joke when i was ten i saw my mother die in
13:14that
13:15fire luca do you remember luna the little friend you secretly kept in the lab i am sorry i was
13:22not there for you you were so lonely your only friend was a lab mouse i swear never again
13:32mom i finally get to see you again
13:38mom where have you been all these years maybe i really did die mom don't ever leave me again
13:50this is insane am i losing my mind or has grandpa finally lost his i think my brain interface experiment
13:57worked that is how i ended up back in your time
14:03mom you are my superhero how could you ever fail
14:07could all of this actually be true all these years grandpa fought to save the brain interface experiment
14:12it was all for her
14:19let me get a good look at you luca you really did grow up
14:23could she really be our great grandma this is insane
14:27silas come greet your great grandmom
14:31grandpa that's impossible this is ridiculous
14:34how am i supposed to call some girl 10 years younger than me great grandma
14:38oh my good grandson grandpa look at her from now on that's what you call her great grandma
14:49no that's impossible i i can't do it i said call her that so you will
14:58great grandma
15:03good boy
15:07from now on she's the one this family will respect above all
15:12in that case i'll be reevaluating you we'll see if you're capable of leading the ashcroft family
15:18i have another useless grandson playful but smart and not bad looking either
15:25in a few days i'll have him meet you too fine i'll look forward to it
15:32this is too important i'll let the rest of the family know my brother too
15:35wait
15:43wait lucian just woke up he needs care as his mother i can't keep staying elsewhere
15:48of course give great grandma the best room we've got
15:52that might be that sounds perfect i'll take care of it right away
16:01luca why are you standing out here
16:03morning mom i was just passing by
16:06do you really need to pretend
16:08i just missed you i wanted a hug
16:11mom sit here
16:15from now on treat her the same way you treat me
16:18no better than me understood
16:20yes sir
16:21mom this is the cake you used to make me when i was little
16:24i tried to make it just like yours this morning
16:25see if it tastes the same
16:27my luca grew up before i knew it
16:29now you can bake a cake for your mother
16:31grandpa i heard you woke up let me see what you two were eating without me
16:35astrid
16:36why are you here
16:41at least you know enough to come apologize
16:44cross me again
16:45and i will really make you pay
16:50honestly you're kind of interesting
16:53and i'm actually into you
16:55be my girlfriend
16:57not happening
16:58you brat actually set your sights on my mother
17:00you want to die
17:01i'll mess you up today
17:03grandpa why are you hitting me
17:04you've never hit me once in my life
17:06then i'm making up for it today
17:08jasper apologize to your great-grandmom
17:10now
17:10why is it great-grandmom again
17:12grandpa don't let this little girl fool you
17:13great-grandma do you even know what that means
17:15she's a legend in this family
17:18she was one of the pioneers of brain-computer interfaces
17:21a legend like that
17:22and this girl isn't even 18
17:25how could she possibly be my great-grandma
17:28besides she died in that lab fire 70 years ago
17:32he's alive
17:33she is your great-grandma
17:35i won't let anyone use her name and stain her honor
17:40oh this child
17:41luca don't argue with him
17:43he's just a kid
17:44and besides he's my number one fan
17:48jasper
17:49believe it or not
17:50i really am your great-grandmom
17:52the experiment worked
17:53i came back
17:55you really are my great-grandmom
17:57what do you think my sweet boy
18:00sir young masters
18:01miss vanessa is here
18:03grandpa vanella heard you woke up
18:05she came by
18:07a wonderful day indeed
18:09looks like more good news is coming
18:11mom
18:12i still have some things to take care of
18:15miss vanessa
18:16the master asks that you breakfast
18:18in the dining room
18:24it is time the ashcroft family
18:26had a new head
18:38that's the head of the table
18:39who do you think you are sitting there
18:43someone important
18:44who the hell do you think you are
18:45more important than me
18:47do you realize i'm about to marry silas
18:49when that happens this whole estate answers to me
18:52silas has terrible taste
18:54throw her out
18:59stop
19:00all of you
19:02mr lucian you're here
19:06i brought this wine especially for you
19:08it's an honor to finally meet you
19:10grandpa
19:12this is my fiancary vanessa
19:14she's the group secretary now
19:16grandpa what do you think about our marriage
19:18yes mr lucian
19:20i accepted simus's proposal
19:22please give us your blessing
19:24i want silas to be happy
19:26his marriage is his decision
19:31i don't approve of this marriage
19:42what
19:43from now on if you skip class
19:45smoke drink or chase girls
19:48i'll have your grandfather deal with you himself
19:50are you insane
19:52i don't want to hear another word out of you
19:57oh my god
19:58jasper got put in his place by a girl
20:00how is that possible
20:01isn't he the school heart truck
20:03who is she
20:04why does she scare me every single time
20:06who the hell is she
20:10listen up
20:10three days
20:11i'll make her fall for me
20:13do whatever i want
20:14then dump her
20:14damn jasper
20:15you're really going after a girl like astrid
20:18then raise the stakes
20:19you got the guts or what
20:21just watch
20:22i'm gonna pull it off
20:27listen up
20:28three days
20:29i'll make her fall for me
20:31i knew it
20:33jasper's finally going to confess to me
20:35this is the moment i've been waiting for
20:48after all these years
20:49still the same
20:50i designed this security system myself
20:59stop
21:04mom congrats
21:05your brain computer interface experiment succeeded
21:08yes luca
21:09we did it
21:13warning
21:14core overload
21:15countdown
21:1610 seconds
21:17get in
21:19don't look back
21:21what about you mom
21:23mom has to finish the final brain computer interface
21:25consciousness upload
21:27luca
21:27no matter what happens
21:29remember
21:30i love you
21:32consciousness upload
21:3398%
21:3599%
21:36mommy
21:38upload complete
21:52i'm sorry
21:56get up
22:06signal locked
22:08consciousness injecting
22:13welcome back
22:15astrid carrington
22:16well look who's awake
22:34get the hell out of this club
22:35shut up
22:51did you guys see astrid yesterday
22:53she killed that rock song
22:55right
22:55who knew that sickly girl had that much presence
22:57i still can't believe it
22:58she totally outshined judy
23:01just as i thought
23:02this body's way too weak
23:04today we're going to discuss
23:05the uploading and downloading of consciousness
23:07this is one of the most current edge topics in biology
23:11hey jasper
23:12did you see astra last night
23:13she was really putting on an act
23:15she's just some little girl
23:17she won't be cocky for long
23:18she really dare talk back to judy
23:20she's gonna crash dart
23:21quiet
23:21this is class
23:22not your playground
23:23judy
23:24you answer
23:25you're the top student here
23:27this should be easy
23:27of course
23:28the key to this question is
23:30it's through um
23:31the brain's neural
23:32and then
23:33wait
23:34judy doesn't know
23:36no way
23:37isn't she supposed to be the genius
23:38even judy can't answer it
23:39maybe the question's the problem
23:40if the school's golden girl can't do it
23:42how could we
23:43man this question is brutal
23:52mr lucian
23:53she was outrageously rude to me just now
23:56and she's sitting in your seat
23:57if you let this slide
23:58what rules does this house even have
24:04astria
24:05what would you have me do
24:06you saw what happened
24:07if she marries into this family
24:09she'll ruin silas
24:10and eventually ruin the whole family
24:12silas
24:13cancel the engagement
24:14you will have nothing more to do with her
24:17you'll regret this
24:20sir
24:21great grandma and the young master
24:23need to leave for school
24:24jasper wastes his days
24:26fooling around
24:26and refusing to study
24:28from today on
24:29you handle his money
24:30grandpa
24:31no
24:34great grandma
24:35you'll go easy on me right
24:38you won't starve
24:41no
24:53goddess wait up
24:55oh my god
24:58that's jasper right
24:59didn't he hate astresh
25:01great grandma
25:02blah
25:06i can't believe it
25:07i can't believe it
25:20is that
25:22astrid singing?
25:23no way
25:24it's not about music
25:25who always like what you play
25:26her voice
25:27is so powerful
25:29no way
25:30no way
25:31no way
25:37jasper is here
25:38it is jasper
25:49you really know how to put on an act
25:52she's toast
25:53astrid's gonna make a fool of herself
25:55acting weak in front of jasper
25:57that is brutal
25:58what are you laughing at?
26:01you think this is funny?
26:04of course
26:05look at you
26:06dripping wet
26:07what here to amuse me?
26:11you guys do not know
26:14jasper is not just anybody
26:15yeah
26:16he is an actual ashcrossed heir
26:18the ashcrofts sit on the school board
26:20no wonder he is so arrogant
26:22ashcroft?
26:22could he be my great-grandson?
26:25a wet mess beats an idiot
26:27at least i had the guts to get up straight
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