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00:00:16Outta boy, Leo!
00:00:18See some hustle, Troy!
00:00:22Go, Leo!
00:00:23Go, Leo!
00:00:24Go, Leo!
00:00:26Woo!
00:00:26Yeah!
00:00:27I'm Dora Miller,
00:00:29the ice hockey team's assistant
00:00:30that no one cares about.
00:00:32I love this job,
00:00:33mostly because it keeps me close to Leo.
00:00:36I crushed since childhood.
00:00:55Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:01:04I always believed that one day
00:01:06Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:01:16You just got pucked, Dora?
00:01:22But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be
00:01:26and how badly people could get hurt.
00:01:29It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
00:01:41Happy birthday to my dearest daughter.
00:01:44We love you so much.
00:01:46I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:01:58Get with Leo.
00:01:59Lose my big card.
00:02:06You followed Leo to college for nothing.
00:02:11You're going to die a virgin.
00:02:13No.
00:02:14If you want it, you're going to have to make it happen.
00:02:19Dora Miller, just tell Leo how you feel.
00:02:24Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
00:02:42Dora.
00:02:45Can it wait?
00:02:47I'm just a little busy.
00:02:50Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:02:53I think we would make a great team.
00:02:56I've been saving myself for you
00:02:57and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month
00:03:00before my 18th birthday.
00:03:10Oh my god!
00:03:11What did she just say?
00:03:12She's a virgin.
00:03:13L-M-A-O.
00:03:18How sweet.
00:03:20A pleading little virgin.
00:03:23Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
00:03:28What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:03:34Pity.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
00:03:39It's funny.
00:03:41Something in the toilet made me think of you
00:03:43and then I heard your needy voice.
00:03:46Can't believe you're still a virgin.
00:03:50Wait.
00:03:51I totally can.
00:03:55But I do love what you've done with your hair.
00:03:58Oh.
00:04:02I don't have a mustache.
00:04:06I'll just...
00:04:07I'll leave you guys.
00:04:09Go.
00:04:10And this, uh...
00:04:12It's interesting.
00:04:19Women have a choice for...
00:04:21They can be appealing
00:04:22or they can be you.
00:04:26I like this cardigan.
00:04:30So would my great-great-great-great-grandmother.
00:04:36Leo's hot.
00:04:38You're not.
00:04:40Leo's rich.
00:04:41Poor.
00:04:42We're in your out.
00:04:44Repeat that to yourself
00:04:45when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:04:49Mindy.
00:04:50Know your place, nerd.
00:04:52In the library,
00:04:54ricking your nose with the other muffins.
00:05:03Now, if you could just, uh,
00:05:05finish up with some tears for my followers.
00:05:25What the hell?
00:05:26I'm not expecting money from anyone,
00:05:28especially this much.
00:05:34What the hell?
00:05:51Did your towel just pull?
00:05:56why i just need a peek
00:06:02oh come on it's not that bad i just told leo that i was in love with them but mindy
00:06:07was there
00:06:08so now the whole school's gonna know that i'm a virgin are you in there trying to slip on some
00:06:13guy in the shower come on i know you're in there virgin i can smell library dust and eyeglass
00:06:32cleaner
00:06:33oh troy no virgins here but you already knew that right right goodbye ex-boyfriend
00:06:52thank you oh not so fast you are the ignorer i saved you now you won't
00:07:02no way guys like you only want one thing such as help passing math
00:07:16listen i've got a really weird tech situation and i know you're good with that kind of
00:07:21stuff but it's gotta be kept real secret if you got a virus from a porn site that's your
00:07:25own problem no no some stranger's putting money into my account and i'm worried they're setting
00:07:31me up to make it look like i'm throwing games match fixing that also sounds super dodgy i'm
00:07:38not touching it wait what if we did a deal you help me and i help you get leo just
00:07:49boom swinging
00:07:50for fifth base in no time it's a sexual reference for you wants to have sex with leo
00:08:01it's not just sex i love leo i've been waiting for him so do we have a deal okay but
00:08:11i need
00:08:11to clear something up fifth base i thought it was fourth you got some work to do you think
00:08:20i'm a joke it's called teasing door do you want leo or not so you can teach me how to
00:08:31flirt and
00:08:31you know do things you want me to teach you how to kiss to laugh
00:08:51just want to know what leo will expect
00:08:55i'm not super familiar with this stuff
00:09:01all right maybe we should tackle it in order list it for me
00:09:07flirting fashion technique okay so you spend some time thinking about this
00:09:12all right flirting skills first and then boom
00:09:16fifth base sounds good just uh don't forget about fashion
00:09:20and we need a deadline how about the fun reason to dance for the hockey team
00:09:24you can make a big move there it's only two weeks away
00:09:28calm down you're not that hopeless we can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics
00:09:33okay sounds good my whole life is gonna change go team
00:09:42oh turkey gotcha
00:09:52dora just the person i wanted to see oh shit
00:09:57i wanted to say that i'm sorry about yesterday
00:10:02you did yeah i was just feeling really insecure because
00:10:08i really like leo
00:10:11but i shouldn't have reacted that way
00:10:13yeah okay thanks
00:10:18did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight you should totally come
00:10:23all of us lost our b cards at cake parties didn't we girls
00:10:29totally
00:10:49what the hell dora do you even live here
00:10:52it's so freaking neat
00:10:53i like things organized
00:10:58what are you doing
00:11:00checking to see if your underwear is color coded
00:11:03you probably have a mass solution of the week on
00:11:09my underwear is none of your business
00:11:13i mean it kind of is
00:11:17if you want my help landing leo
00:11:20can we please stop talking about my underwear
00:11:44you have such incredible eyes dora
00:11:48i've been spending all night
00:11:50i never noticed how beautiful they are before
00:12:00they're just eyes
00:12:02i have two of them like everyone else
00:12:06come on dora i was flirting with you
00:12:09this is why i need help
00:12:14why couldn't i see what you were doing
00:12:16just be open to singles
00:12:18don't be dora the ignorer
00:12:22can i ignore you
00:12:26why would you care
00:12:35because you have such
00:12:37beautiful eyes
00:12:44you're flirting again
00:12:47yeah you're supposed to say something flirty back
00:12:51it's a big flirty back
00:12:57i know
00:12:57i will practice on leo
00:12:59at the party tonight
00:13:01what you think
00:13:01yeah
00:13:02why not
00:13:05but just remember
00:13:06you've still got your training wheels on
00:13:07don't expect miracles
00:13:09we'll need to have another flirting lesson
00:13:24all right
00:13:26i'll grab us a drink
00:13:28just
00:13:30try to be cool
00:13:32dude
00:13:33when am i not cool
00:13:39oh my god there's leo
00:13:42you're worth a million of him
00:13:43but you have no idea
00:13:45yeah
00:13:46good luck
00:13:51there she go
00:13:52there she go
00:13:58hey
00:14:02hey
00:14:04felt you staring at me from over there
00:14:07was i
00:14:11i'm sorry if i was weird yesterday
00:14:14you don't gotta say it
00:14:16minnie's a bitch
00:14:17and you're awesome
00:14:19i am
00:14:21i am
00:14:32okay
00:14:32hey
00:14:33hey
00:14:34sorry i don't mean to
00:14:35interrupt
00:14:37school
00:14:38cool
00:14:42sorry if i was being weird yesterday
00:14:46you don't gotta say it
00:14:47it's cool
00:14:49okay
00:14:54yes she does
00:14:55doesn't she girls
00:14:58whatever
00:14:58it is
00:15:01and i think it
00:15:02is her vagina
00:15:03it's like a vagina
00:15:05only drier
00:15:07we call it
00:15:08adora
00:15:13what the hell do you think you're doing
00:15:19we're doing nothing
00:15:21she means you
00:15:22because
00:15:23you're nothing
00:15:27oh
00:15:27i thought you were talking about how much lube you need
00:15:31she buys it in venti size tubes
00:15:34fuck you
00:15:35but with how many guys you're seeing it's probably up to trenta right
00:15:40that's the longest one
00:15:45don't you dare laugh
00:15:48it's about me all of a sudden
00:15:57what are you seeing her
00:16:00dora
00:16:01dora the boar
00:16:03what does her bony body make your boner look bigger
00:16:10she's great
00:16:11it's as simple as that
00:16:13mendy
00:16:15do you know what it'll do for my reputation
00:16:18if your first girlfriend after me
00:16:20is some pathetic little needy virgin
00:16:23why does dora being a virgin bother you so much
00:16:27i think it's kind of sweet
00:16:36this is just the start you sexless ironing board
00:16:41get ready for the plan i have
00:16:43specifically for you
00:16:45in five minutes
00:16:59come on
00:17:00i'll tell you something better
00:17:08wait here
00:17:08i'll grab you some drinks and some snacks
00:17:20leo i have been in love with you for years
00:17:22i think we'd make a great team
00:17:24i've been saving myself for you
00:17:25and i want you to be the one to take my virginity
00:17:28before my 18th birthday next month
00:17:33ouch that's a real kick in the lady nuts
00:17:37could you be any more desperate
00:17:39i don't know
00:17:42can you dora
00:17:43ready okay
00:17:46take my virginity
00:17:48take my virginity
00:17:50take my virginity
00:18:11please stop
00:18:18please let me go
00:18:21that's enough
00:18:31and you wonder why guys keep leaving you
00:18:36i don't care what anyone says
00:18:38when someone starts shit with me
00:18:40i always finish it
00:18:42you're wrong
00:18:46i'll finish it
00:19:08i'll get you tisha
00:19:17sorry
00:19:19i'm not usually a crier
00:19:22you can't let minnie get to you
00:19:25okay you need to fight back
00:19:26like with a shark
00:19:27you just need to punch her in the nose
00:19:33why do you care if she bullies me
00:19:38you remind me of my little sister
00:19:42she a pitiful virgin loser too
00:19:46i mean she's eight
00:19:47i really hope so
00:19:51i remind you of an eight year old
00:19:57stop crying
00:20:01it's all gonna be okay
00:20:05it's easy for you to say
00:20:08captain of the hockey team
00:20:11everyone loves you
00:20:14and i'm just
00:20:17dora
00:20:23i happen to think you're pretty great
00:20:27and
00:20:27hey that should count for something
00:20:29since i'm apparently so amazing
00:20:38i thought you just
00:20:39said that at the party to mess with mindy
00:20:46i'm losing my eyes
00:20:49because i meant to
00:20:50i'm lying to you
00:20:56i'm lying to you
00:21:01the worst part is
00:21:03i didn't even get a chance to talk to leo
00:21:10you know there's a chance that leo might not be into you
00:21:12no matter what you do
00:21:14i just have to change the way that he sees me
00:21:17i just need you to get me a clear shot at the goal
00:21:26okay
00:21:28we'll make it happen
00:21:29if that's what you really want
00:21:35let's do another flirty lesson
00:21:38now?
00:21:40it's not like we have another party to get to
00:21:50great tea
00:21:54let's pretend like we're on a date
00:21:56right?
00:21:58show me some pointers
00:22:01okay
00:22:02so
00:22:03flirting
00:22:05you want to make
00:22:07lots of eye contact
00:22:10and if you can
00:22:12touch them
00:22:16their arm
00:22:23the hand
00:22:24had inside my mind
00:22:28yeah it felt so good
00:22:31walking next to you
00:22:33you said you liked me too
00:22:35yeah
00:22:36sometimes i
00:22:38wonder why
00:22:41we were
00:22:42something
00:22:43this is fake
00:22:43but it feels
00:22:44real
00:22:47and you should
00:22:48laugh at leo's jokes
00:22:50if he makes any
00:22:52which he probably won't
00:22:54and then you should
00:22:55find something special about him
00:22:57to compliment
00:22:59if you can think of anything
00:23:08you
00:23:08you're a really good teacher
00:23:13am i
00:23:15you smell so good
00:23:19what is that
00:23:21you're supposed to be able to get close
00:23:22he's just trying
00:23:24to find
00:23:24a way
00:23:26i thought
00:23:35this shit actually works
00:23:44congratulations
00:23:45you just passed flirting 101
00:23:48you're better at this than you thought
00:23:49i know
00:23:50wait who knew i had it in me
00:23:53just curious
00:23:55why did you
00:23:56say that stuff about me
00:23:57well
00:23:59you told me to find something special
00:24:01about the person i was flirting with
00:24:04and you went with
00:24:05i smell nice
00:24:08what's wrong with that
00:24:11how do you want to smell
00:24:12a pair of sweaty old socks
00:24:15hockey players are tough
00:24:16okay
00:24:17we don't smell nice
00:24:19hey
00:24:23relax
00:24:24you are still a beast on the ice
00:24:27i will let your secret get out
00:24:32nobody gives me shit the way you do
00:24:35i like it
00:24:38thanks
00:24:40did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account
00:24:44yeah
00:24:44like i asked
00:24:44yeah
00:24:45it's around here somewhere
00:25:07tora's helping troy track the money
00:25:09if she works out i sent it
00:25:11they'll know i'm setting up troy to look like a match fixer
00:25:13she's gonna fuck everything up
00:25:21i've got to do something to keep him away from dora
00:25:29what's up with you and dora
00:25:33what's it to you
00:25:34she's an old friend
00:25:36just making sure you don't take advantage of her
00:25:38yeah
00:25:40well it sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me
00:25:43of dora
00:25:45hardly
00:25:46she's like our team mascot
00:25:49perfect
00:25:50then i guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her
00:26:03i wonder if troy will like this
00:26:07i don't care what troy thinks
00:26:08this is about leo
00:26:09stupid
00:26:18going somewhere geek girl
00:26:24i've got a date with troy
00:26:34is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team
00:26:39where are you going the library
00:26:45i obviously did something to offend you
00:26:47everything about you offends me geek
00:26:50the way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave
00:26:58i mean
00:27:00do you have any self-respect
00:27:03can i go
00:27:05well not until i help you out a little
00:27:07i mean
00:27:08if you're trying to get laid
00:27:10you're going about it all wrong
00:27:12and these have definite gotta go
00:27:20and this heart again
00:27:23so gross
00:27:24stop
00:27:26and you gotta bait the hook with something
00:27:40you gotta fight back
00:27:41like with a shark
00:27:42you gotta punch her in the nose
00:28:07sorry i'm late
00:28:08yeah you should be
00:28:09it's not really good for my reputation to be seen waiting for a girl
00:28:13i know
00:28:15also i looked it up on chat gpt last night and
00:28:18said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy
00:28:26it's the bud
00:28:29but like
00:28:31like one to your
00:28:33two teeth
00:28:37oh
00:28:38oh
00:28:40yeah
00:28:40let me just
00:28:41stick to
00:28:42fourth base then
00:28:50there's a crazy little bitch that
00:28:53that's her
00:28:53okay
00:28:54you belong to stocking
00:28:55are you normal
00:28:58door miller you're under arrest
00:28:59for aggravating assault
00:29:05whoa whoa hang on a second
00:29:07can we just talk about this
00:29:08this young lady reported an assault
00:29:10and it needs to be investigated
00:29:12no
00:29:12no she's the one who assaulted me
00:29:14wait they opened my shirt and took pictures
00:29:20i've seen you at the rink yeah
00:29:21yeah
00:29:22i don't miss a game
00:29:23you guys are crushing it this year
00:29:24let's go thanks
00:29:25yeah but you see dora here she's the team's assistant
00:29:28she's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice
00:29:30yeah
00:29:31no
00:29:33this is bullshit this is not happening
00:29:36oh really
00:29:38oh really why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of dora
00:29:40in her underwear
00:29:46that's what i thought
00:29:48sorry for this misunderstanding
00:29:54nice to meet you
00:29:55nice to meet you too
00:29:56see you in the next game
00:29:57you will go team
00:30:06lay hands on door again
00:30:07and you'll be dealing with me
00:30:09got it
00:30:21thank you
00:30:23i can't believe you recognize him from the rink
00:30:25no i've never seen him before in my life
00:30:28that was bullshit
00:30:29that was bullshit
00:30:30it worked didn't it
00:30:32unbelievable
00:30:34you know what's unbelievable is you punching mindy in the face
00:30:37i mean you weren't supposed to take my advice literally
00:30:39i don't know what happened okay
00:30:41just one moment she was monstering me
00:30:43and then the next my fist was just in her face
00:30:48yeah i wish i would have been there slugger
00:31:12you can call in the cops
00:31:15don't worry you can stay with me tonight
00:31:24i'll change my sheets
00:31:26and you can sleep in my bed tonight
00:31:30i'll take the floor
00:31:38i had no idea troy was such a good person
00:31:41he feels so good
00:31:42oh no
00:31:44am i hot for troy
00:31:53do you have something you'd like to change into
00:31:55yeah of course
00:32:01thanks
00:32:14so sorry i did not realize
00:32:18relax dora
00:32:21you've seen worse in the locker rooms after a freaking game
00:32:24yeah but that's that's different
00:32:28you can look now
00:32:30you're still shirtless
00:32:33that's how i sleep
00:32:34but if you think you won't be able to control yourself
00:32:37dream on
00:32:43it's a faithless road i'm on
00:32:48i need you baby
00:32:53i need you baby
00:32:54because it's been darkness all along
00:32:59i need you baby
00:33:04i need you baby
00:33:07i need you baby
00:33:27i trust you
00:33:29i trust you
00:33:29a lot of people say you shouldn't
00:33:31a lot of people say you shouldn't
00:33:31i think you don't know what i say to
00:33:33you're a gentleman
00:33:35hey you're gonna ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff like that
00:33:41are you sure
00:33:43we can put a pillow in between us
00:33:48we might need a thicker pillow
00:33:51i need you baby
00:33:56cause it's been darkness all along
00:34:02i need you baby
00:34:22what happened to the pillow
00:34:24someone threw it on the floor
00:34:26it wasn't me
00:34:28why would i do that
00:34:30i don't know
00:34:33maybe cause you want me to do this
00:34:41take my heart lip over your hands
00:34:47i've been spending all my days just trying to find a way
00:34:57well
00:35:00you know leah's still what i want
00:35:04you're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base
00:35:08i guess you're not ready for those lessons yet
00:35:10right
00:35:11yeah
00:35:13sorry for freaking out
00:35:15i just think
00:35:16maybe we should concentrate on
00:35:18you know
00:35:19fashion
00:35:21since the
00:35:22the dance is tomorrow night
00:35:23yeah i actually need to call my cousins about that
00:35:26yeah
00:35:27since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on
00:35:33okay
00:35:33i have an american history exam
00:35:36i gotta get two
00:35:37so
00:35:37i'm gonna
00:35:38go
00:35:44hey what's up
00:35:46what's up dude
00:35:49so
00:35:50it's your door
00:35:51punched indy
00:35:52it's unhinged man
00:35:53trust me dude
00:35:56mindy deserved it
00:35:59you gotta kick her to the curb bro
00:36:04why are you so down on dora
00:36:06isn't she your friend
00:36:07of course she is but
00:36:08we have the most important game of the year coming up
00:36:11and you need to be more focused
00:36:14i'm focused
00:36:15okay don't worry about me
00:36:16it doesn't look it
00:36:18when you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming
00:36:21you're running around with dora all the time
00:36:28leo
00:36:29hey
00:36:32i gotta wash this
00:36:34get it back to you
00:36:38mini trashed dora's room
00:36:39so she stayed here last night
00:36:42wow
00:36:44are you that desperate to get laid
00:36:56in
00:36:58oh
00:36:58no
00:36:59jesus
00:36:59stop it stop
00:37:01okay
00:37:01look
00:37:02troy is just a friend
00:37:07it's nice to know what you really think of me
00:37:08i was just looking out for you
00:37:10troy's the biggest player on campus
00:37:11and you're a virgin
00:37:14just didn't want you to get hurt
00:37:17thanks man
00:37:20okay
00:37:21there's nothing happening between us
00:37:25don't say that to warn you
00:37:26thanks buddy
00:37:28great chat
00:37:31go team
00:37:40excuse me
00:37:45the boss wants an update
00:37:51hey big mike
00:37:53how's it hanging
00:37:56right
00:37:57an update
00:37:58so
00:37:59everything's set to where
00:38:00we lose the big match
00:38:02except
00:38:03troy's trying to figure where the money comes from
00:38:09then you'd better make sure
00:38:10that
00:38:11does not happen
00:38:21hey
00:38:21just about to call you
00:38:22so i tracked the money to an offshore account
00:38:24and then i traced it to a local bank
00:38:26you got a name yet
00:38:28not yet
00:38:29but i will
00:38:31how'd your exam go
00:38:33eased it
00:38:34as usual
00:38:36nerd
00:38:38that's good
00:38:39now you can focus on this
00:38:45rinazzo and lydia
00:38:46my cousins
00:38:47they're gonna do that whole fairy godmother thing with you
00:38:54hi
00:38:56you ready for this
00:38:57yeah
00:38:58i think so
00:39:00she's ready
00:39:02then buckle up girl
00:39:03we're about to rock your world
00:39:10i don't do makeover montages so i'm out of here but
00:39:13the car will pick you up at six
00:39:16be ready
00:39:18you got me a car
00:39:20gotta make an entrance
00:39:23have fun
00:39:24i don't do that
00:39:27oh we got a long day ahead of us
00:39:31this is my favorite part
00:39:33oh no
00:39:35burn
00:39:36trash
00:39:37honey is this from middle school
00:39:39i think that's it
00:39:41we're not gonna do that again
00:39:42the 2014 gap sweater
00:39:45going
00:39:52cinderella's ready for the ball
00:39:54i did it again
00:39:55we did it
00:39:56oh
00:39:57we
00:40:10what if everyone laughs at me
00:40:11what if this was all a terrible mistake
00:40:15maybe i'd be better off dying a virgin
00:40:19i want to get too close
00:40:21gonna get it right
00:40:23damn
00:40:23who's that hot hottie
00:40:25i want to push all the limits with you
00:40:29right now
00:40:30oh my god
00:40:32is that virgin dora
00:40:34the thief
00:40:52i got this for you
00:40:53i don't think i look too try hard
00:41:01you look beautiful
00:41:03i wonder what leo is thinking
00:41:06probably what every other street guy in the zip code is thinking
00:41:09who's that incredibly hot chick
00:41:19could this get any sadder
00:41:21i wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from
00:41:25she looks amazing
00:41:31that little nerd thinks she can have everything
00:41:35may i have this dance
00:41:38sorry in advance for your feet
00:41:41i can handle it
00:41:43follow my lead
00:41:43i got you
00:41:48he's so strong
00:41:50i feel so safe in his arms
00:41:53and he really does smell good
00:41:58what am i doing
00:42:00i'm supposed to be here for leo
00:42:02i can't fall for troy
00:42:15you can't seriously want that
00:42:17you can put lipstick on a pig
00:42:19but it's still a pig
00:42:22once a nerd
00:42:23always a nerd
00:42:25shut up mendy
00:42:29can i cut in
00:42:32yeah
00:42:39don't be a dick
00:42:42i can't believe you've been hiding all this hotness from me for all these years
00:42:47it's just me
00:42:48underneath all the makeup and hairspray
00:42:51still the same old dora
00:42:53yeah but
00:42:54i've been busy with troy this whole time
00:42:56i feel like i haven't seen you
00:42:58i didn't realize you liked hitting that with me
00:43:00yeah well
00:43:01when you haven't been around as much
00:43:03it's given me a chance to miss you
00:43:06really
00:43:10would you go to dinner with me tomorrow night
00:43:14yeah
00:43:15just go grab a burger
00:43:16or something
00:43:18no
00:43:19like a proper dinner
00:43:21like a date
00:43:27he's never gonna appreciate her the way i do
00:43:29this is fucking killing me
00:43:31i shouldn't be thinking about troy all the time like this
00:43:34leo is what i want
00:43:39leo just asked the nerd on a date
00:43:41how do you know
00:43:42i can read lips
00:43:47i'd love to go on a date with you
00:43:49or something sexy because
00:43:51we're going fancy
00:43:52cool
00:43:53yeah i'll try
00:43:56i know she's got leo and troy after her
00:43:59what is this opposites day
00:44:01what is going on
00:44:02do you look really pretty tonight mindy
00:44:04heaps hotter than dora
00:44:06stop sucking up
00:44:08and help me come up with a plan for payback
00:44:13these could work
00:44:14all you need is 10 seconds
00:44:22perfect
00:44:24and i won't ask you why you're carrying laxatives around
00:44:34i'm gonna use the restroom
00:44:36yeah
00:44:36good
00:44:37cool
00:44:4510 seconds after drinking the spiked drink
00:44:48dora the poor is gonna know she's messed with the wrong person
00:44:55dora hi
00:44:56have you tried this drink it's so good
00:45:01that's okay mindy
00:45:02good
00:45:04dora i'm trying to make amends
00:45:06don't you want to be my friend
00:45:19actually i think i'm okay
00:45:34how'd you know i was thirsty
00:45:35thanks mindy
00:45:37actually the drink is for me
00:45:41i dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink
00:45:47cheers
00:45:47cheers
00:45:59everyone
00:46:01did i have your attention over here please
00:46:03ladies and gentlemen
00:46:05you are about to witness a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle
00:46:10dora the borer is about to make an unforgettable announcement
00:46:15not with her mouth but with her
00:46:17well
00:46:18six
00:46:19five
00:46:20four
00:46:21come on
00:46:21a little closer trust me
00:46:23you will not regret what you are about to witness
00:46:25three
00:46:26two
00:46:27one
00:46:34oh no
00:46:35oh no no no this is not happening
00:46:42oh
00:46:43no no no this is not happening
00:46:54oh
00:46:55wake up
00:46:57wake up
00:46:58oh
00:46:59oh my god
00:47:01oh
00:47:02yo
00:47:03maybe just shit her pants
00:47:05oh
00:47:06oh
00:47:06oh
00:47:06oh
00:47:06oh
00:47:13that's right
00:47:14on your knees
00:47:16shut up
00:47:18put that down
00:47:20but stop filming me
00:47:30thank you for saving me
00:47:33how'd you know she was gonna do that
00:47:35i was watching her
00:47:37i knew she couldn't handle how good you looked
00:47:42how'd things go with leo
00:47:44great
00:47:45we're going on a date
00:47:48that's all thanks to you
00:47:55thanks guys
00:47:56i appreciate you
00:47:58i'll pay you back asap
00:47:59thank you
00:48:02thank you
00:48:05man
00:48:06that dora
00:48:07she knows how to party
00:48:08yeah bullshit
00:48:09and don't send her any dick pics
00:48:11too late
00:48:13but hey she sent them first
00:48:16look
00:48:17i know you got a crush on her but i saw her first right
00:48:20dude
00:48:22she's not a piece of property
00:48:25she's a good person
00:48:28yeah she's special
00:48:30yeah
00:48:31so don't jerk her around
00:48:34look dude
00:48:35don't tell me how to live my life alright
00:48:36heads in the game
00:48:38this is it
00:48:40talent scouts
00:48:41contracts
00:48:41big money
00:48:42big future
00:48:49i gotta go
00:48:57mr. constantine
00:48:59you said you'd fix this by today
00:49:02oh yeah
00:49:04i am
00:49:06i'm fixing it
00:49:07you can't even be seen here
00:49:11hey what the fuck
00:49:12blah
00:49:15you'll still be able to play
00:49:30next time you won't be able to play
00:49:32and after that game over
00:49:49hey
00:49:50right on time
00:49:51so should i go for more of a smoky eye or like a peach blossom
00:49:56i know who is leo's favorite member of blackpink
00:50:00what
00:50:02just joking
00:50:02just joking
00:50:03no but
00:50:04i think we do need to skip to the tactics portion of your secret sex manual
00:50:11yeah
00:50:15for your big date with him
00:50:16i don't know all that much to be honest
00:50:21come on
00:50:22come on
00:50:22you're the expert
00:50:23you tell me
00:50:24just wing it dora
00:50:25okay
00:50:25everybody just wings it
00:50:27i don't know
00:50:28what's wrong with you
00:50:29wait come on i've got a buddy who's gonna hack the bank for you
00:50:32alright so come on
00:50:33pay up
00:50:34wait really
00:50:35when am i gonna know who's dumbing all the money on me
00:50:38soon
00:50:39if you keep your promises
00:50:42alright
00:50:43okay fine
00:50:43what do you need to know
00:50:44apart from the whole k-hole eyes thing or whatever
00:50:47well
00:50:50which underwear
00:50:52black
00:50:52or what
00:50:54the black ones are a little bit see-through see
00:50:56yeah i can see you
00:50:57you don't need to hand them to me
00:50:59and you're handing them to me
00:51:00oh shit
00:51:01i'm getting hard
00:51:01dude not in front of her
00:51:03fuck
00:51:05um
00:51:06yeah these
00:51:06feel
00:51:07too soft
00:51:08you might not want to take them off
00:51:10so
00:51:11the other ones
00:51:12yeah
00:51:13okay
00:51:16up until this point
00:51:17my life has been
00:51:18sex negative
00:51:20kiss
00:51:21negative two
00:51:21actually i've never kissed anyone
00:51:24so
00:51:26could you show me
00:51:35alright
00:51:38you asked for it
00:51:43if i wanted to kiss you
00:51:46the first thing i do is
00:51:47get you close
00:51:48maybe
00:51:50offer you my jacket
00:51:55and then use that as an excuse to keep you close
00:52:00and then look into your eyes
00:52:03i thought you'd see that
00:52:04baby don't you wait on me
00:52:09baby don't you wait on me
00:52:14baby don't you baby don't you wait on me
00:52:15that way you'd be ready for my kiss
00:52:16baby don't you baby don't you wait on me
00:52:35that's what the tongue does
00:52:37gross
00:52:39i don't know
00:52:41do it again
00:52:52i don't
00:52:55i don't
00:52:57down
00:52:59no
00:52:59no
00:53:00no
00:53:00no
00:53:00no
00:53:00no
00:53:00no
00:53:00no
00:53:06Why do you stop?
00:53:08Does that mean weird?
00:53:11No.
00:53:20Did I do something wrong?
00:53:23Please, tell me.
00:53:26Because you love Leo.
00:53:28Not me.
00:53:33You're cool.
00:53:35Okay, there's nothing else I can really tell you.
00:53:38That's like the launch pad right there.
00:53:43I feel like you're going to ghost me for being weird.
00:53:47Sorry.
00:53:49I know that sounds needy, I just...
00:53:52I feel exposed.
00:53:56Me too.
00:53:58Sorry?
00:53:59You feel exposed because you're sensitive and you care.
00:54:03And everyone else is a player.
00:54:05They're the ones who are shit.
00:54:06Not you.
00:54:07I'm sorry, Dora.
00:54:09I got stuff to do.
00:54:14Tell me, why him?
00:54:15Why, Leo?
00:54:18Really?
00:54:19I thought you were friends.
00:54:21Yeah, we're good on the ice together.
00:54:23But he's only ever treated you like a gopher.
00:54:28I don't know.
00:54:29I mean, growing up, he always just said we'd get married.
00:54:32His mom left him and his brothers.
00:54:35And I just kind of wanted to save him.
00:54:40So I guess that kind of mixed in with crushing on him for ten years.
00:54:47So, you know him better than I do, right?
00:54:49And you're just going to hand him your V-card.
00:54:55Leo is how I imagine my future.
00:54:59Why?
00:55:01Who did you listen to?
00:55:02Some good-looking bitchy girl like Mindy?
00:55:04Yeah, hot bitchy chicks.
00:55:06Okay, but at least I knew where I was heading with them.
00:55:08Okay, I wasn't crashing into some white fence fantasy with a complete dickhead.
00:55:12What?
00:55:14Hey, you don't get to judge me.
00:55:31Hey, Troy.
00:55:32Is this okay?
00:55:38Why am I blowing up his phone?
00:55:41He doesn't care what I look like.
00:55:43This is all for Leo.
00:55:49Seriously, who cares?
00:55:50She'll work it out.
00:55:52He'll bang her and burn her and she'll move on.
00:55:54Lesson learned.
00:55:58Fuck, I hate that she's giving herself to him.
00:56:01That narcissist will just hurt her.
00:56:03Love just makes me jealous.
00:56:14How's your hand?
00:56:17I just heard a punch in the bag.
00:56:19It's all right, though.
00:56:19I'm good.
00:56:20Still on track to be the Wayne Gretzky of our generation.
00:56:22Have you seen me play?
00:56:24I have.
00:56:26You know, that's what I like about you.
00:56:28What did you think about that overtime shot last week?
00:56:31How was I?
00:56:32I mean, it was great.
00:56:33You know, honestly, I'm thinking about expanding my involvement with the team next year.
00:56:37Right, and next year's going to be even bigger for me.
00:56:40You know, I'm looking like a first draft pick already.
00:56:42Everybody's going to be like,
00:56:44Leo, Leo.
00:56:46Yeah, I'm really excited.
00:56:48Why did I upset Troy?
00:56:50He's been so nice.
00:56:52He's just asking me a question.
00:56:54He's the one guy who gets my jokes.
00:56:58I mean, they should make a wine after me.
00:57:01The Leo Constantine.
00:57:03Oh.
00:57:04Leo's still talking about himself.
00:57:06Yeah, everything's great.
00:57:09And that's why we should fuck.
00:57:12What?
00:57:15Leo, there's something I should tell you about us.
00:57:22You were right.
00:57:23I know.
00:57:24So, your room or mine?
00:57:26No.
00:57:27We're better off as friends.
00:57:32No, we should fuck.
00:57:38Look, I actually think I have feelings for someone else.
00:57:42Let me guess.
00:57:44Troy?
00:57:45I haven't really talked with the other person yet, so I can't really say.
00:57:49It's cool.
00:57:50I know it's Troy.
00:57:52Dora.
00:57:56I'm really attracted to you.
00:57:58And I don't know if you remember, but as kids we used to joke around about getting married.
00:58:04It just feels like there's something, you know, between you and I.
00:58:09Why did you just walk away when the hockey puck hit me in the face?
00:58:25Did I?
00:58:26Yeah.
00:58:26I mean, maybe it's just because of the way we, you know, grew up.
00:58:30You're one of us, like one of the boys, you know, and I don't know.
00:58:34It just felt like that made something special between us, right?
00:58:43Uh, this isn't going to work.
00:58:46Tora.
00:58:48I'm the hottest guy on the team.
00:58:50Uh, I'm really flattered.
00:58:53I am.
00:58:53You are the hottest, but...
00:58:57I mean, you'll find someone else.
00:58:59This is going to leave a scar.
00:59:04I don't even leave a brace.
00:59:11I don't even leave a brace.
00:59:27Where's your nerdy little bookworm shadow?
00:59:30Who?
00:59:32Really?
00:59:33Borer?
00:59:34Dora the Borer?
00:59:37She's on a date.
00:59:39With Leo.
00:59:41No way.
00:59:45Actually, I don't care.
00:59:48We're not exclusive.
00:59:51What about you?
00:59:53Are you upset that she's with him?
00:59:55Are you jealous?
00:59:57She's free to make her own choices.
01:00:01Well, I'm sorry if she hurt you.
01:00:04I am.
01:00:10Remember what I said to you when we first met at that sophomore swim meet?
01:00:16Wow.
01:00:18Is that a bike seat in your speedo?
01:00:21Or are you just looking for a ride?
01:00:26You know,
01:00:28we could
01:00:29go for a ride now,
01:00:31if you want.
01:00:32You know, for
01:00:33old time's sake.
01:00:36No thanks.
01:00:39But I...
01:00:41maybe he'll be more into you.
01:00:44huh?
01:00:54huh?
01:01:02I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do.
01:01:28Oh yeah, that's definitely gonna leave a bruise.
01:01:45You're going in the penalty box.
01:01:51Not today, dickhead.
01:02:00You okay?
01:02:08Shit, run!
01:02:10Go, go, go, go, go!
01:02:12Keep going, I'm coming!
01:02:25Oh my god.
01:02:27You okay?
01:02:29Yeah, that guy was trying to kill me.
01:02:31Why?
01:02:37You okay?
01:02:39You hurt?
01:02:39Fine, I'm fine.
01:02:40Oh, you're hurt.
01:02:42Did he stab you?
01:02:44Take off your shirt.
01:02:54You must have gotten cut from the guy's ring.
01:02:56Cut.
01:02:57Uh, first aid.
01:02:59It's under the table.
01:03:02Okay, it's...
01:03:03Yes!
01:03:05Sorry.
01:03:17I'm so lucky you were there.
01:03:22Why were you there?
01:03:24I was just going to hit the bars.
01:03:27Why were you in the alley?
01:03:29Where's Leo?
01:03:30I called off my date.
01:03:34But I thought he was number one.
01:03:37Actually, I'm starting to think he's more like number twos.
01:03:40Yeah, he is for letting you walk home alone like that.
01:03:48You need to tell the cops that you were assaulted.
01:03:51I will.
01:03:53Yeah, I will.
01:04:06Troy, I released something important last night.
01:04:09What?
01:04:16Leo is not the one for me.
01:04:18Yeah, finally.
01:04:21Who is the right person?
01:04:31Stupid.
01:04:33I should have known you don't feel the same way.
01:04:36How do you know I don't?
01:04:39Because you didn't say anything?
01:04:42Because you said all those times that Leo is your future.
01:04:46You love him.
01:04:48If I love him.
01:04:51Then why did I leave the restaurant?
01:04:59Talk list.
01:05:04Are you sure?
01:05:11I went to the restaurant because I couldn't handle the idea of you and Leo being together.
01:05:18Then I saw you holding hands.
01:05:23You went to the restaurant?
01:05:25You went to the restaurant?
01:05:25Yeah.
01:05:27For the ribs.
01:05:37Let's go.
01:05:38Let's go.
01:05:39I'm like an addict.
01:05:40Do I gotta have it?
01:05:41I ain't even playing.
01:05:42Got a really bad habit.
01:05:43If it moves, gotta grab it.
01:05:45Feels like a magnet.
01:05:46Moves won't have it till I'm doomed in a casket.
01:05:49I ain't playing.
01:05:50Got a weird mind.
01:05:51If you work eight hours, I'ma work nine.
01:05:53If the shit tastes sour, you should taste mine.
01:05:55I'ma stay in power for a long time.
01:05:58Get up.
01:05:59Nah, I ain't a quitter.
01:06:00Toss me the ball.
01:06:00I'm a really big hitter.
01:06:02Big picture.
01:06:03I'm a straight killer.
01:06:04Rising the song to the highest bidder.
01:06:07Got juice, got gas.
01:06:08I'ma move fast.
01:06:09New shoes, new tracks.
01:06:10Like, who's that?
01:06:11I'm new.
01:06:12Come back.
01:06:13Better than last.
01:06:13Yeah, it's a new me.
01:06:15Never gonna look back.
01:06:16You're never gonna look back.
01:06:19Cause damn, I was built to last.
01:06:21You move slow and I move fast.
01:06:23And that's facts.
01:06:24Only I can make a change.
01:06:27Slowly take a step today.
01:06:29I will never be the same.
01:06:32Cause that's what it takes.
01:06:50You alright?
01:06:52It was amazing.
01:06:55How was it for you?
01:06:58My ribs don't hurt anymore.
01:07:00It was really.
01:07:02Really?
01:07:05The best.
01:07:07Feel the warmth of the summer.
01:07:10I get lost in the colors of golden.
01:07:14House in your eyes.
01:07:18There's a world to discover.
01:07:21All of me is full of wonder.
01:07:23Good morning.
01:07:26Morning.
01:07:28Morning.
01:07:28Sleep good?
01:07:29Best I've ever slept.
01:07:32Alright, so what do we do now?
01:07:34Do we, uh, pretend like this ever happened?
01:07:38Do we do it again?
01:07:39I hear a symphony.
01:07:41What do the experts say?
01:07:44The experts eat breakfast.
01:07:49I'll go get changed.
01:07:51Meet you at the cafe at 9.30.
01:08:05See you in a little bit.
01:08:07See you in a little bit.
01:08:27We're sure we can do it again.
01:08:44I can't believe last night really happened, and with the right person.
01:08:55Tora, Vigdi, look, I know we're never going to be friends, but I also really don't like
01:09:02when people do shitty things.
01:09:05What are you talking about?
01:09:07I know you've been spending a lot of time with Troy.
01:09:10You may even have a little crush on him.
01:09:13Which is fine.
01:09:17But, but, Haley overheard him hanging out at the gym talking about you.
01:09:25And I know you're not going to believe me, so I thought it'd be best if you heard it for
01:09:29yourself.
01:09:34In bed, these needy virgins will do anything.
01:09:37She's a bit fat, but, you know, fat brings the flavor, right?
01:09:41And Dora's like so grateful.
01:09:43Throw the dog a bone, eh?
01:09:52Can you leave me to cry in peace?
01:09:54Oh, someone should really be with you when you're so upset.
01:10:01Ouchie.
01:10:03Wait, how do you find the time?
01:10:07Between laughing at how I look and then talking behind my back?
01:10:12Troy would never say that.
01:10:14Leo might.
01:10:16What, is it AI?
01:10:19No, it's real.
01:10:22And you are the dumbest bitch on this campus if you don't take a warning from someone who is trying
01:10:26to help.
01:10:27You are the crappiest bully if you think I'm going to believe that.
01:10:32I'm going to tell you this now because I don't think you're going to figure it out yourself.
01:10:36But hurting me is not going to bring back whoever left you.
01:10:46Please don't let that tape be real.
01:10:59He's not coming.
01:11:01That tape was real.
01:11:13Come here, you piece of shit.
01:11:17Yell all you want, Mr. Ace.
01:11:21No one will ever find you.
01:11:28Who are you?
01:11:33What do you want?
01:11:34Shut up and listen.
01:11:37We're going to play carrot and stick.
01:11:41The carrot is you're going to be a TV star.
01:11:44Take this bag off my head.
01:11:46Now there's a bunch of money in your account.
01:11:49You took that money to throw the game.
01:11:53You're bookies?
01:11:55Is that all this is?
01:11:57You're going to say on camera that you made a big mistake.
01:12:03You have a gambling problem.
01:12:05But you're seeking help.
01:12:08Rehabbing God.
01:12:09Hoping for a healing miracle.
01:12:14I'll never do it.
01:12:17I'm glad you're set.
01:12:18Now here is the stick.
01:12:30No.
01:12:32You will say a few words on camera and cut the team.
01:12:35And Dora gets the key for a pretty face.
01:12:48This is a KGB beshoot spy gun.
01:12:53It fires one bullet.
01:12:58If you do not want said bullet in your girlfriend's skull.
01:13:02Then do as I command.
01:13:08All right.
01:13:09I'll do it.
01:13:28I'll do it.
01:13:30It's me again.
01:13:32Just want to make sure you're okay.
01:13:35We're okay.
01:13:38Call me.
01:13:38I'll do it.
01:13:51Flip cream is always the answer.
01:13:55You've abandoned me too.
01:13:59Back to the store.
01:14:04I cannot believe this.
01:14:06I know, right?
01:14:12What's going on?
01:14:14It's unreal.
01:14:17It's Troy.
01:14:18I've been busted match fixing.
01:14:20Coach, I'm really sorry.
01:14:22And to my teammates.
01:14:24And to the whole campus.
01:14:25I screwed up.
01:14:26And I'm prepared to accept whatever's coming.
01:14:46Where have you been?
01:14:47I have been calling and calling.
01:14:51We should talk.
01:14:52Yes.
01:14:53Yes, we should.
01:14:54Someone is distributing fake AI confessions of you.
01:14:57Mindy just tried to fake me out with one too.
01:14:59I think it's the same people behind the bank.
01:15:01It's not AI.
01:15:03Okay?
01:15:04It's real.
01:15:05It's me.
01:15:08What?
01:15:09It was all me.
01:15:12You took a bribe?
01:15:15Yeah.
01:15:19Wait, why would you say that?
01:15:23I mean, why would you have me look into it for you?
01:15:27I was setting up an alibi.
01:15:29Okay?
01:15:30But I got caught.
01:15:32By who?
01:15:34The authorities.
01:15:36Who exactly?
01:15:39Look, this doesn't involve you, okay?
01:15:41Just back off.
01:15:43Oh.
01:15:44No, no.
01:15:45Something else is going on here.
01:15:46For fuck's sake, Tor.
01:15:48Don't you get it?
01:15:49I was using you.
01:15:51Thank you for making it so easy for me.
01:15:55Especially last night.
01:16:01You don't mean that.
01:16:03Just tell me which authorities.
01:16:05I will talk to them.
01:16:07It doesn't matter.
01:16:08Okay, it's too late.
01:16:10Troy, please.
01:16:11God, for fuck's sake.
01:16:13What don't you understand?
01:16:15You're just a dorky, plain Jane little nerd.
01:16:18I'm the captain of the hockey team and you're a little ex-virgin.
01:16:23You're always dumping your feelings on me.
01:16:25It's not worth the hassle.
01:16:34I'm sorry, Dora.
01:16:36But it's the only way to keep you safe.
01:16:43I should have known.
01:16:45Of course, someone like Troy wouldn't want to be with me.
01:17:00I count this for you.
01:17:13I don't believe any of those moments with me with fate.
01:17:16He's a hockey player, not an actor.
01:17:19Something else is going to know.
01:17:22Something made him push me away.
01:17:24I'm trying to say cool.
01:17:53You
01:17:54My god. It's a camera.
01:18:06What programs are you used to make Troy's voice?
01:18:09Tell me.
01:18:10Go away, boar.
01:18:12Screw you.
01:18:14Just send me a link.
01:18:16No.
01:18:17It was real.
01:18:19I'll punch you again.
01:18:34I just need one minute in his room to put my plan into motion.
01:18:42Who is it?
01:18:44Hey, it's Dora.
01:18:45Sorry, I thought you'd be at hockey.
01:18:51Got kicked off the team, remember?
01:18:53Of course he did, you idiot.
01:18:56I'm just looking for my hair clips.
01:19:02They're not here.
01:19:05You shouldn't be here, Dora. I don't want you here.
01:19:09It's alright.
01:19:10I made a pact with myself. If my hair clips aren't in there, I'll just...
01:19:13I'll just go.
01:19:18They're not here.
01:19:19Okay.
01:20:01Uh, wait, Troy, before you go, I have information about the money in your bank account.
01:20:11You found out who put it there?
01:20:14Yeah.
01:20:15Yeah, my friend, she has a name.
01:20:17So we can take this-
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