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00:07The Idiot Criminal of the Day
00:10He's also got our
00:11mugshot of the day
00:13up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com
00:15It's a 27 year old guy
00:18from Baton Rouge, Louisiana
00:20He used to work
00:21at a Take 5 oil change
00:24in Baton Rouge
00:25Okay
00:28He's been arrested
00:29He broke into the business
00:32Ah
00:34The Idiot knows
00:35They barely had any cash
00:38Yeah
00:39But he broke in to steal from the safe
00:42That's all he needs
00:43Enough he needs
00:45Got $200
00:46That's it huh
00:48$200
00:49That's not a lot
00:52According to a Baton Rouge police warrant
00:55DeJounte Wings
00:57Okay
00:59Broke a window
01:00in the garage
01:01at the Take 5 oil change
01:03Walked around the office
01:05to find the safe
01:06and took cash from the safe
01:08about $10.50 at night
01:10A security camera
01:11malfunctioned during the theft
01:12It didn't capture
01:14DeJounte's face
01:15Oh
01:17As if they would have
01:20Unmistakable
01:22Unmistakable
01:22You'd never forget it
01:23Okay
01:26The manager of the auto shop
01:28though said
01:28he recognized
01:29the man
01:30as Wings
01:30because of his
01:32distinctive walk
01:33Oh
01:33Yeah your walk
01:35can really
01:36give you away
01:37Yeah
01:37Wings had been
01:38fired from Take 5 oil change
01:40two weeks before that
01:42I mean it's
01:43you gotta wait
01:44a little bit longer
01:46You just fired me
01:47Yeah
01:49You just get 200 bucks
01:52Finally they figured it all out
01:53Took them a long time
01:54but he has been arrested
01:55the other day
01:56on simple burglary
01:57and criminal damage
01:57to property charges
02:00His mug shot
02:02Our mug shot of the day
02:04up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com
02:07Oh
02:08Oh no
02:09No stop please
02:10No
02:10That's real
02:11Stop
02:12No stop please
02:13You guys
02:13I had to
02:14Google this four times
02:16to ensure it was legitimate
02:17No please god no
02:17Help me no
02:18I'm like oh it's AI again
02:19It's some sort of fish man
02:21AI
02:21or something
02:22Stop please stop
02:23No it's impossible
02:25No it's
02:25It's real
02:25When you said his last name
02:26was Wings
02:27I was gonna say
02:28man this guy should have
02:29like
02:29a wing business
02:30D's Wings
02:32Something like that
02:33No he should not
02:34Now I see why he doesn't
02:36Never eat anything
02:37this man made
02:38Oh my gosh
02:39Couldn't we just
02:40have started a GoFundMe
02:42For sure
02:44You know what I mean
02:45We made so much more
02:46than you heard
02:46Like I get fired
02:47and I'm like
02:49You can't even simulate
02:51your eyes being
02:52on the side of your head
02:53You can't
02:54I would love to do it
02:55You can't
02:56There is some sort of
02:59animated creature
03:00that looks like that
03:02Yeah
03:02It's the fish
03:04It is a fish
03:04There is a fish
03:05There is a fish
03:05There is some sort of
03:05fish person
03:06From
03:07Some animated thing
03:09What is the one
03:10where the little
03:11clownfish
03:12Nemo
03:13Finding Nemo
03:16There is a
03:18female
03:19or
03:20is it
03:21Is it
03:22Sid from Ice Age
03:23Oh it does look like
03:25Sid from Ice Age
03:27It does look like
03:28That was my first thought
03:29Yeah
03:29A little bit like that
03:31It is a little bit like that
03:33To me it's a little bit like
03:35the school bus driver
03:37from Spongebob
03:43Or the driving school instructor
03:46Whatever she is
03:47No
03:48No not that one
03:49No
03:50Driving
03:50The driving instructor
03:51This one
03:53Nope
03:54I don't think so
03:56She's like
03:56Maybe
03:57I don't know if it's
03:57Mrs. Puff
03:58That one
03:59Mrs. Puff
04:00Yeah
04:01A little bit like
04:02Mrs. Puff
04:02Mrs. Puff's eyes
04:03aren't far enough apart though
04:05No
04:07I thought there was
04:08like a fish
04:08There is a real life
04:10fish that he looks like
04:14And it is a puffer fish
04:15He would have done
04:16so much better
04:17with GoFundMe
04:17You have to go
04:19check this out
04:19at DaveAndCheckTheFreak.com
04:21What
04:21Jason
04:22What have you discovered
04:23over there
04:24He's like an influencer
04:25He's like
04:26An influencer
04:27Social media comedian
04:28Well let's see it
04:29I'm gonna send you his stuff
04:30Hold on
04:31Are you serious
04:31I don't know what he says
04:32but hold on
04:33He goes by something different
04:35What
04:36What
04:36Social
04:37What
04:38Grindhorn Wings
04:40Hold on
04:41Hold on
04:42No
04:43Oh
04:44He also goes by
04:44Wings Too Funny
04:45This is his old page
04:47He was much younger then
04:48He's always
04:49Wings Too Funny
04:50Wings Too Funny
04:52I would not have
04:53Pegged that
04:55I mean
04:56He was a
04:56Fantastic
04:58Oh no
04:59It's easy to do comedy
05:01You just stand there
05:02Oh my goodness
05:07Can we watch a little bit of Wings
05:09I feel like
05:11You think he's gonna say bad things
05:13Oh yeah
05:13You know
05:14There's no way for you to listen to it
05:17for a sec or anything like that
05:18No why would he preview anything
05:19He doesn't do that
05:20I mean I don't know
05:21I didn't know if there's a way for him to do it
05:23That's too much
05:24You know dude
05:26I'm like this
05:27He has a cartoon character of him
05:29I get
05:30I'm right on the edge
05:31Does he have
05:32How many followers does he have?
05:34How many
05:34Two hundred and what?
05:35Two hundred and ninety seven thousand
05:37Oh that's it
05:38Punch me really hard
05:39And separate my eyes
05:40Okay
05:42Damn he's jacked
05:44Well let's not go crazy
05:45Well
05:47Jacked is a bit much
05:48I'd take it
05:49Is that all he has on his page?
05:52A few things?
05:54You don't need a lot
05:55I think he's swearing this whole time
05:57I think so too
05:59How'd he get so many followers?
06:02Hey you guys
06:03That's what he's saying
06:04That's it
06:05I mean look
06:06We need to preview it
06:07See if we can
06:07Is he previewing it?
06:08Yeah I guess maybe he's actually doing some work over there
06:13He's right at the edge
06:14He's right at the edge
06:15He's right at the edge
06:15I keep pushing
06:16Look at what he's doing with his pecs
06:19I can't do that
06:21How'd you girls they say
06:22Have you listened to anything?
06:24Yeah
06:24He hasn't said anything bad yet
06:26Which one?
06:27Which one?
06:28I was listening to his YouTube
06:30What about the Instagram?
06:33What about the one we're on?
06:35What about the one that we're on?
06:36I didn't know what you were on
06:37Because I was busy previewing
06:39You've got the brain in me
06:40You've got the brain that matches this face
06:43Stop it
06:44Stop it
06:45That's too mean
06:46That's mean
06:47That is not true
06:50He is a graduate
06:55It's just him working out
06:56This is his comedy page?
06:58I don't know
06:59This is his influencer page?
07:00Does he only have
07:011, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
07:03Like that's all he has
07:04And he has that many followers?
07:06That's it
07:06When you're good
07:07Did he delete some?
07:08When you're acting
07:08Because of his face
07:09When you actually have talent
07:10You get followers
07:12Unlike us
07:13He's not talking in any of these
07:15There's music playing
07:16Oh
07:16We can't do that either
07:17So we gotta go to the YouTube
07:18Yeah
07:18There's music playing
07:20Thank you
07:21Thank you so much
07:23These followers had to come after the story, right?
07:26After the monk shot?
07:27No
07:28I don't know
07:29I just looked at them too fast
07:30And it said he has that many
07:32Like when they wrote the news story
07:35If you look to the bottom of the story
07:37It says
07:38Look
07:39He's a social media comedian
07:41It says that at the very bottom of the story
07:42So he had this
07:45Beforehand
07:45So
07:46Okay
07:46Now listen
07:48TikTok
07:48This guy's designed for TikTok
07:51He really is
07:53Because TikTok
07:54If you've got something going on with you
07:56Oh for sure
07:56He's gotta be
07:56Like you skyrocket
07:58On there
07:58You skyrocket
07:59So you've checked out this
08:01What have you looked at here?
08:05Uh oh
08:07Go to the right
08:08Oh this is scary
08:10This is a scary
08:11How far right?
08:13Just click the arrow
08:14To the right
08:15Uh huh
08:16Where's the one I saw?
08:17Go down
08:19Did you send it or just
08:21No I was just on here
08:22Wait this isn't even the YouTube I was on
08:24Dude
08:25Go to wings
08:27Too funny
08:28Wings too funny
08:33Wings too funny
08:34Wings too funny
08:35There it is
08:36There he is
08:37Alright
08:38So what have you seen on here?
08:40So go down
08:40Oh my god almighty Jesus
08:42On earth
08:43I can't watch all of them
08:45I know
08:45I saw one where he was telling his chick
08:47That he wanted to do something
08:49You can narrow it down maybe?
08:52We gotta find a girl
08:53Can you just send it?
08:55Can you mail it?
09:01I hate everything
09:06Just start playing one who cares
09:08I'll just play it
09:09Just play it
09:10Who cares?
09:11They don't look safe
09:13They're not safe
09:14They're not safe
09:16They're not
09:17They're like eight minutes
09:18What do you want me to do?
09:19Oh my god
09:19This isn't it
09:21This isn't even him
09:22Where is he?
09:23It is him
09:24Oh he's got one about him going to jail
09:25This is his buds
09:26He's in jail
09:27So they're all talking about him
09:29He's got buds with access to his page
09:33Oh no
09:34Jelly bunny challenge
09:36Oh my goodness
09:37Oh my damn
09:38Oh my goodness
09:41He's going ham
09:42He's holding him
09:43What is happening?
09:45I don't have a photo shoot like this
09:46Chuck you have to
09:47Get a big black angel
09:49You're not wings too funny
09:51Damn it
09:51Chuck too funny
09:54Oh man hold on a second
09:56Is that his girlfriend?
09:57Damn
09:58Chubby bunny
09:59That's chubby bunny
10:01I don't know
10:02She's called chubby bunny
10:03That's her name
10:04Chubby bunny
10:05Chubby bunny
10:06And they say it's the chubby bunny challenge
10:08This guy's got no teeth in the back
10:10This man looks like sloth
10:12And he's got her
10:15He's got a great life
10:17The chubby bunny thing is the marshmallow
10:19Yeah she's not called chubby bunny
10:22What's happening here?
10:24What is going on?
10:26Okay
10:27We got fetal alcohol Watson
10:30We got these nuts too funny
10:32Whatever the hell his name is
10:35He is being fed by uh
10:37Okay looking lady
10:41Let's come back to the photo show
10:43For a second
10:44What?
10:46It's wild
10:46I'm so afraid to play any of it
10:49This is going to be your next headshot guys
10:51Oh god
10:52So
10:53So he's
10:54That's Emily Ears
10:56Okay
10:56Okay
10:57Thank you Lise
10:58Right?
10:59Is that her name?
10:59I don't know
11:00She's not chubby bunny
11:01With Emily Ears
11:03Yes
11:03Okay
11:04Yes
11:05Can we hear him talk?
11:06No
11:06We can't
11:08Yes you can
11:08Where?
11:09Go back
11:11Uh huh
11:11Oh
11:13I don't understand
11:14We better end this
11:15We gotta end this
11:16We gotta end this whole show
11:17No please
11:18I wanna hear him talk
11:20Go up
11:21Go up
11:21Go up
11:22You're going down
11:22Oh my god
11:23There's only two videos
11:24Just
11:26There's one where he's getting out of like a little thing at the end of the bed
11:30That's the one I watched
11:32What?
11:32We gotta find
11:33Your page looks different than mine
11:34Can you send it to me for god's sake?
11:36Just email it
11:37Did the music end?
11:39I turned it off
11:40I turned it off
11:41I turned it off
11:43Cause my god
11:46It had been going for 11 minutes
11:49Holy hell
11:50Can we find him?
11:53I mean
11:54We can't leave this until we hear
11:56I've been here for like ever
11:57Oh
11:58There we go
11:59Nice to meet ya
11:59No this is not what he said
12:01Oh that's not
12:01This is not what he said
12:04Oh god I'm gonna choke to death
12:05There we go
12:06There we go
12:06It finally came in
12:07He swears in this
12:08Say goodnight
12:09He might
12:10I didn't listen to the whole thing
12:11Tick tock to cut me off
12:12I ain't got no money
12:13How am I supposed to pay that?
12:14The kid don't even look like me bae
12:17Where is he?
12:17Hold on hold on hold on
12:19He's in there
12:20What up bruh?
12:21What up?
12:22What are you doing in there bruh?
12:23I'm gonna put a hole with that guy
12:24I need your help
12:25You need my help
12:26You need more time
12:27Oh no no
12:28Nope
12:29Nope
12:32He sounds um
12:33He sounds like he's got stuff going on
12:35Well he has stuff going on
12:37Have you seen his face?
12:40He's
12:40He's a hit
12:41He's a hit
12:42This
12:44Possibly mentally challenged man
12:46Yeah
12:46Just made our show fall apart
12:47Well
12:48He's a huge success
12:50Guys nothing lasts forever
12:52And honestly
12:52How are we supposed to compete with this?
12:54Digital first
12:55Digital first
12:56He's killing us
12:57This is all I would do if I had a company
12:58This guy's killing us
13:00Yeah he's killing us
13:01He's killing us
13:02We are garbage
13:03Compared to this guy
13:04Put me in a basket
13:05I'll go full
13:08Walmart security guy non-stop
13:12Where's my whistle?
13:15Let's move on
13:16I don't think so
13:16I don't think so
13:18I don't think that's a good idea
13:20I can't
13:21I haven't signed anything yet
13:23I haven't signed anything yet
13:24I can do whatever I want
13:26For right now
13:26But soon it's gonna change
13:31Walmart security guy is back
13:34Yeah
13:34I'm here
13:35And I'm ready to kick to my ass
13:37We're going full
13:38Security guard
13:40Yes
13:40Full security guard
13:42Full Walmart security
13:45Everybody put down your guns
13:47If you'd like to check him out for yourself
13:49And see our mugshot
13:49Yes
13:50You gotta see the mugshot of the day
13:51You should
13:52You can
13:52At davidchukthefreak.com
13:55Yes
13:56Jason's not in charge of that
13:57So it's definitely up
13:58At davidchukthefreak.com
13:59I saw all of it
14:00Did you?
14:01Oh man
14:02I just like getting you riled up
14:03You called me fetal alcohol syndrome Watson
14:07He said you have this
14:08He said
14:09He literally said
14:11You have the brain
14:13You have the brain
14:13Right?
14:14Yes he did
14:15He said
14:15That was a great one
14:16Your mom is an alcoholic
14:18My mom was wasted when she had you
14:21She drank the whole pregnancy
14:23Oh the whole pregnancy
14:23I'm surprised I made it
14:25Yeah
14:25All six of us
14:27Yeah
14:27He said
14:28You have the mind
14:29Yeah
14:29To match this man's face
14:31He did
14:32He said that too
14:33I know
14:34Wow
14:34What does that say about him?
14:36He put me here
14:37It's nuts
14:38Best we can do
14:40I know right?
14:42Run the live stream
14:44Challenge man
14:46Jeez oh pete
14:49And turns out
14:50We're all
14:51We're all challenged
14:52In our own way
14:52Absolutely
14:53But we're not challenged enough
14:55To really make it big
14:56No
14:57Never be as big as that
14:58Apologize to my mother
14:59I'm sorry to your mother
15:01Yeah
15:02And not to you
15:05Oh my god
15:07I mean that's a wild
15:09It's a wild insult
15:11It's like how did I get here?
15:12It's a wild insult
15:14I'm one of the most successful
15:16I guess
15:18It's so true
15:18I don't know
15:19Yeah you are too
15:19That is true
15:20Many make it to this stage
15:21No they don't
15:22They don't
15:23You know
15:24I don't know if I can go on
15:25I mean
15:25I don't need a break
15:27Stern figured it out a long time ago
15:29He did
15:30He figured it out
15:31But you know
15:32Like you just don't do
15:33The same thing as him
15:34But
15:34No you can't
15:35But now I'm thinking
15:37Maybe we should've
15:38Should we hire Wings Too Funny?
15:41Yeah
15:41I mean
15:42He's hiring us
15:43He's hiring us
15:44Yeah you're right
15:44We're gonna be on his show
15:45He's hiring us
15:46We're Wings Too Funny featuring
15:47Dave and Chuck the Freak
15:48Good
15:49I'll fit right in
15:50Wings Too Funny in the morning
15:56It's not a bad show
15:57And I'd probably listen
15:58I'd probably listen
15:59I would too
16:00Cause they could rap
16:01I mean imagine the raps
16:02They came up with
16:03Oh my god
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