00:00Psst, check out this sneak peek of my new series,
00:03The Sex Lives with College Girls,
00:04streaming November 18th on HBO Max.
00:13Are you just now getting home?
00:14Wait, is this a walk of shame?
00:16I mean, is it a walk of shame if I stayed up all night
00:18in the library hooking up with my textbook?
00:20Like, ah!
00:22Wow, you're so different.
00:25So excited that classes are finally starting.
00:28What classes are you taking?
00:28I literally don't even know.
00:30I just signed up for anything that started with intro.
00:33Young Stalin could get it.
00:35Right?
00:36Dude could have been on Riverdale.
00:39Oh, I love college.
00:44Hey, is this Slayton Murray's room?
00:46Damn, she's a lucky lady.
00:47She's my sister, actually.
00:49Yikes.
00:51Do not have sex with any of my roommates.
00:54She's not used to guys like you.
00:55You should have seen the boy who came to visit her.
00:57He looked like a goat.
00:58I did forget my toothbrush.
01:00Put a shirt on.
01:01All right, this is yours, Whitney.
01:03This is yours.
01:04She's good.
01:05Tonight, we're going to rage our brains out
01:07at the Anything But Clothes party.
01:08I will be making a mini dress made out of caution tape.
01:11And caution, I will be showing some ass meat.
01:13Can you please not say ass meat while we are eating?
01:17Did you just get a mysterious envelope?
01:19It's my invite to CAPA's pre-rush brunch later this afternoon.
01:22Your name is Ashley, too?
01:23I spell it A-S-H-L-E-E.
01:25L-E-I-G-H.
01:27L-E-Y-E.
01:28I look forward to seeing you all on Sewing Sunset one day.
01:33You had a one-night stand.
01:35I know.
01:36That is the sexiest thing I've ever heard.
01:39You know those girls that are, like, confident?
01:41Yeah, I hate them.
01:42Me, too.
01:42I just pretended to be one of them.
01:46I still think sex is better when it's with someone you love
01:48and it's an expression of your commitment.
01:53People prefer men's sports because we're better athletes.
01:57I guess men are faster than women after all, you pieces of...
02:03Nevertheless, she protested!
02:08Are you ready to blackout with your rackout?
02:11Let's crunk out with our junk out.
02:14I'll see you both at graduation if you make it.
02:19Tonight, I'm going to a naked party.
02:21What is going on in here?
02:22He's using makeup to suddenly enhance my banging body.
02:24Yeah, nobody has that many abs.
02:26It's impressive, right?
02:26Why is there a tan aspen on our couch?
02:28What you should be asking is why aren't there four?
02:34Which group of butts looks more approachable?
02:36The right or the left?
02:37The right butts look kinder, but I don't know what I'm basing that on.
02:40Yeah, no, I agree.
02:41Right butts for sure.
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