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Summer Situationship
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:12For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules! Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:30The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:32was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:37I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:40Clean it up, maid.
00:00:47I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:52That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:57You're paid to serve me.
00:00:58Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:10I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:12Right, Emmett?
00:01:13Yeah.
00:01:14She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:23Oh.
00:01:24You just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity.
00:01:28Can you?
00:01:29No.
00:01:33Am I dreaming?
00:01:35No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:41What the hell's going on?
00:01:45Noah?
00:01:46What the hell's going on?
00:01:49Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful and she grabbed me.
00:01:55And then when I pulled my hand away she just, she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny?
00:01:59Hmm?
00:01:59Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up being an outcast from the group like Jules.
00:02:07Okay?
00:02:09Why do you even care?
00:02:10She released a video of you two having sex and I had to jump in and save your reputation before
00:02:17things got out of hand.
00:02:21Mia?
00:02:22Hmm?
00:02:22Give me your phone.
00:02:23What?
00:02:24Give me your phone.
00:02:26No.
00:02:26It's right here.
00:02:27I got you.
00:02:31I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:36If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41Noah?
00:02:42Open.
00:02:49I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:02:57Whoa.
00:02:58Whoa.
00:03:01Uh.
00:03:03Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:08Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:13This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:18Wake up, slut.
00:03:19Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not gonna help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:22Fine by me, I'll be by the pool.
00:03:23Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:27Emmett!
00:03:31I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:40Jules?
00:03:41Jules!
00:03:41Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:44What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth.
00:03:46Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:56Thank God.
00:03:58Alright, um.
00:03:59Let's get you up.
00:04:01I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules?
00:04:07You're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:10You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back
00:04:14to me.
00:04:15What, are you a stripper?
00:04:17I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:19You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told
00:04:24me never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're
00:04:31wearing this little dress?
00:04:34What are you trying to do?
00:04:36You trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37You trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:38You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what?
00:05:00I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:05You still want me.
00:05:06Is he coming on to me?
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:19You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:23Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leaked that sex tape-
00:05:28We've been over this a million times.
00:05:30I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37Well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:46Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up.
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:01We're not hooking up.
00:06:03Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:06be so fucking for real your rebound is my ex-best friend it happened a couple months ago
00:06:14right when you told everyone to stop talking to me how convenient let the girls talk
00:06:28after everyone saw your tits online i knew i couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing
00:06:33skank oh did you just spit on me yeah and i can do it again if you didn't feel it
00:06:47everything you've ever had or wanted is mine and i'm not giving any of it back especially noah
00:07:04did you see that she shoved me oh my god yeah like noah would believe a lie like that
00:07:10i'm always honest you're the one that's lied in the past
00:07:19thanks noe
00:07:22fire her
00:07:31fire her
00:07:35do you really think firing her would be the best option
00:07:39i think it'd be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer noah she shoved me
00:07:45and this is my rental too so what i say goes
00:07:59me and i are splitting the summer house so you should probably go
00:08:05i wish things could be different but i'm not gonna beg you to say
00:08:10have fun fucking mia's pointy vagina
00:08:17jules
00:08:20look i know things have probably been really tough
00:08:23since your dad died last summer
00:08:29i want you to take this
00:08:30okay it's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer
00:08:35i don't want your pity check
00:08:38my god i can't believe i ever wanted you
00:08:40this is too humiliating
00:08:42i'll find another way to pay off dad's debt
00:08:57what are you doing home
00:08:58i lost my job at the summer house
00:09:01no no that was the only thing keeping us afloat
00:09:05jules when your father died he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt
00:09:09i know but i was working for mia and she fired me
00:09:14mia her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt
00:09:17but her father said that if you worked at their summer house he would forgive our debt
00:09:23jules if you don't get this job back we will lose everything everything
00:09:33i'm so glad you took out the trash my little knowy
00:09:38please don't call me that
00:09:41you're really proving yourself to be marriage material
00:09:44i'm gonna call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a
00:09:47ring
00:09:48mia slow down okay we've only been dating for two months
00:09:55what you still have feelings for jules or something
00:09:59i don't know what you ever saw in that girl
00:10:01mia do not say anything mean about jules
00:10:03why not that grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape
00:10:08i'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch
00:10:12what are you still doing here you don't even work here anymore
00:10:16tell me this are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it
00:10:21nobody wants you here
00:10:23i can't back down not if i want to save my family
00:10:27i'm not talking to you i'm talking to you
00:10:32i need this job i need you to choose me
00:10:36after everything that happened between us i shouldn't want her
00:10:40but i do
00:10:42what do i get if i choose you
00:10:46what do i get if i choose you
00:10:49i'll do whatever you want
00:10:51no no no no no no no one can make him happier than me
00:10:57tell her noah
00:10:58prove it
00:11:01i'll work harder than i ever have before and i'll do whatever you say
00:11:08okay enough with this little seduction act of yours
00:11:12and keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend
00:11:16mia
00:11:18i need to talk to jules
00:11:20alone
00:11:22well she better be gone by the time i'm back
00:11:30she really has you by the balls
00:11:33don't insult me
00:11:34or what
00:11:37you'll spank me
00:11:38you can leave now
00:11:41hey
00:11:43you won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me
00:11:51you're right
00:11:52read my lips jules
00:11:57you're fired
00:12:00you're right
00:12:02read my lips jules
00:12:06you're fired
00:12:13you can be a real dick sometimes you know that
00:12:16yeah i know it's part of my charm
00:12:18hey where are you going
00:12:19jules you can't just leave
00:12:20jules
00:12:23you can't just leave
00:12:25you fired me
00:12:27i can do whatever i want
00:12:39please tell me this isn't what it looks like
00:12:42does it look like she's jerking me off
00:12:49noah
00:12:50you come over here
00:12:51now
00:12:56mia why is image cock in your hand
00:13:00mia how long have you been fucking my roommate
00:13:02don't be prude it's just a hand job
00:13:05you sure know how to make noah happy don't you mia
00:13:09don't be jealous because i know how to keep a man satisfied
00:13:13call on by the end we'll talk about you keeping your job
00:13:26what are you doing
00:13:38what the fuck are you
00:13:41you want your job back
00:13:46fuck me
00:13:51oh jules you're so hot
00:13:54play along
00:13:55why would i do that
00:13:57you want your job back
00:13:58you've got to earn it
00:14:00oh jules your body is so sexy
00:14:09you're crazy
00:14:10crazy like a fox
00:14:15yeah baby
00:14:16give it to me
00:14:19you better give me my job back after this
00:14:21i am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes
00:14:27noah come out right now
00:14:32oh yeah jules oh yeah jules oh i'm coming for the third time
00:14:37oh come on baby show me what you got
00:14:45jules hand me your shirt hand me your shirt now now now
00:15:02are you seriously fucking my boyfriend
00:15:06yeah
00:15:07thanks for warming him up for me the past few months
00:15:10you fucking bitch
00:15:12you can't stay here you don't work for me anymore
00:15:15take it up with noah
00:15:18this isn't over
00:15:19if you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy
00:15:24you're wrong
00:15:27i'm gonna make your life hell
00:15:36your time to get back at me is cringe as hell
00:15:38you know what i should thank you
00:15:40because now that me is off my hands i can just be with jules
00:15:43oh you're gonna blow it just like you did last time
00:15:46oh wait
00:15:47i guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape didn't she
00:15:51you know what let's make a bet
00:15:53yeah me and you let's make a bet
00:15:54we're the last two candidates for the lehman internship
00:15:56right
00:15:57yeah
00:15:58what about it
00:16:00if i stay with jules to the end of the summer
00:16:03you back off the internship
00:16:05now if jules breaks up with me
00:16:06i'll back off internship will be yours
00:16:10yeah she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of emmet coburn
00:16:14in this house
00:16:15you're on
00:16:23we need to talk
00:16:27emmet
00:16:28get out
00:16:34did i get my job back
00:16:36actually you've been promoted
00:16:39to be my new girlfriend
00:16:42you're nuts
00:16:43you're nuts
00:16:44i'm not a hooker
00:16:45i'm not crazy
00:16:46and i don't pay for sex
00:16:50well
00:16:50my services aren't cheap
00:16:52oh says the girl that didn't want my money
00:16:56i don't know
00:16:56i don't know
00:16:56i changed my mind
00:16:57now i need a hundred thousand dollars
00:17:01done
00:17:03pull this off with me and at the end of the summer
00:17:05this money will be yours
00:17:11give me that
00:17:12not yet
00:17:13give me that
00:17:20not yet
00:17:21i will give this to you
00:17:23on the last day
00:17:24at the summer house
00:17:25but until then
00:17:26this money's mine
00:17:30this check is enough to save my mom
00:17:32my house
00:17:33and my dignity
00:17:36i'll do it
00:17:38great
00:17:43let's seal the deal
00:18:02i knew you were gonna do it
00:18:05just a minute jules
00:18:06you can't resist me
00:18:11all right
00:18:12let's set some ground rules
00:18:23rule number one
00:18:25no boners
00:18:27you know i can handle my own boners
00:18:30you got any other rules my own president
00:18:33yeah
00:18:35just one
00:18:37no feelings
00:18:38i don't want things to get complicated
00:18:42you're my complication jules
00:18:49do you have any rules for me
00:18:53yeah i do
00:18:55i have one
00:18:58no one touches you with me
00:19:03you don't own me
00:19:05jules
00:19:05i'm being serious
00:19:07while we do this
00:19:08i don't want you hooking up with anybody else
00:19:12so you really want to be the last person i had sex with huh
00:19:16oh i'm the last person you had sex with
00:19:18don't get an ego about it
00:19:20hey my ego's doing fine
00:19:24let the show begin
00:19:31not having dinner with her
00:19:33there's a reason we kicked her out of the group
00:19:36you kicked me out
00:19:37everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt
00:19:42including your little sex tape partner over here
00:19:46at least i didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank
00:19:51mia
00:19:54do not talk to me or jules like that again
00:19:57this is my house
00:19:59and jules is my
00:20:02i'm his permanent guest
00:20:04i'm not going anywhere
00:20:08hey mom
00:20:11jason
00:20:12can we get some fucking service
00:20:16dinner
00:20:17dinner
00:20:18is sir
00:20:23let's fucking go
00:20:25yay
00:20:34oops
00:20:35i spilled
00:20:37emmett
00:20:38you want to help
00:20:40yeah
00:20:50look at jules squirm
00:20:53oh she can release a sex tape
00:20:56but can't take a body shot
00:20:58but can't take a body shot
00:21:03noah
00:21:04are you thirsty
00:21:11jules
00:21:12take your shirt off
00:21:38oops
00:21:40spilled a little
00:21:43jules
00:21:44jules
00:21:45i'm still thirsty
00:21:56did noah just kiss me for real
00:21:58i have to go
00:22:08if you're still thirsty
00:22:10noah
00:22:10you can take a sip off of me
00:22:14choke on it
00:22:20don't run away from me
00:22:22don't touch me
00:22:24are you mad
00:22:26because i kissed you
00:22:30or are you mad because you liked it
00:22:38you can be a real asshole sometimes you know that
00:22:41yeah i know
00:22:43now you're gonna strip from us
00:22:45you're shivering
00:22:48come here
00:23:01bed's yours tonight
00:23:02i'll take the couch
00:23:26what are you doing here and where's noah
00:23:31are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night
00:23:34destiny that is your brother
00:23:36whatever
00:23:38i just came by to tell you how happy i am you've stolen back from mia
00:23:42mia's your best friend
00:23:43yeah
00:23:44she's also a huge bitch
00:23:46people contain multitudes
00:23:49don't be scared of mia
00:23:51she's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with noah
00:23:54and she's jealous of you still
00:23:58and it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do
00:24:01if you know what i mean
00:24:02oh
00:24:04yes
00:24:12like what you see
00:24:15i do actually
00:24:37what are you doing here
00:24:38taking a shower
00:24:43remember
00:24:44no going in
00:24:46you wish
00:24:52show's over pretty boy
00:24:55i got some friends coming over
00:24:56meet me at the pool
00:25:10what's with this guy
00:25:11one minute he's ice cold
00:25:13now that we're in front of all these people he's putting on a show
00:25:22don't look now but
00:25:23mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out
00:25:30let's give her something to stare at
00:25:45i'm not going to let jewels ruin my summer
00:25:48everyone's paying attention to her
00:25:50when they should be paying attention to me
00:25:52maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again
00:25:55should definitely let her know that that's not true
00:25:58you're right
00:26:00it's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test
00:26:07everyone
00:26:09i've decided that it's time to take a vote
00:26:11everyone must decide right now
00:26:13whether jewels stays
00:26:15or i do
00:26:24what's survivor
00:26:25a show for old people
00:26:26ew
00:26:28it's so boring
00:26:30i'm kidding
00:26:32guys
00:26:32guys
00:26:33i'm just kidding
00:26:36what game is she trying to play
00:26:39whatever it is i know it won't be good for me
00:26:42come on mia
00:26:43we used to be best friends
00:26:45can't we just tolerate each other for one summer
00:26:49you're right
00:26:50we did
00:26:51we used to be best friends
00:26:53and i have the red receipts to prove it
00:26:59it's time to find out what jewels really said about all of you behind your back
00:27:04what are you talking about
00:27:06i never said anything about save it
00:27:09herf's right here
00:27:12and noah
00:27:13i saved the best for last
00:27:16don't you want to know what jewels said about you
00:27:21i bet you're dying
00:27:22to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back
00:27:26i think
00:27:27everyone
00:27:29should find out what jewels really said about them
00:27:32oh emmett
00:27:33this one's about you
00:27:35emmett is so dumb
00:27:36because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy
00:27:40they can
00:27:42i never said that
00:27:43mia did
00:27:44she's framing me with the text that she sent
00:27:47oh
00:27:48and this one says that destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference
00:27:53hey
00:27:53i made good money for these
00:27:55i mean would you knock it off
00:27:58jewels will never say any of those things
00:28:00all right
00:28:00really
00:28:01because this one's about you
00:28:03she sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up
00:28:07noah is arrogant
00:28:09cocky
00:28:10and needs to be the best at everything
00:28:12him and emmett are perfect as roommates together
00:28:15you said that about me
00:28:18i can explain
00:28:19save your breath
00:28:24noah
00:28:30yes
00:28:30mitch
00:28:31oh don't touch me
00:28:33get off of me
00:28:35ah
00:28:46You're so hot.
00:28:47Say that again with your shirt off.
00:29:15You and Jules are officially over.
00:29:18No, no, no way, dude.
00:29:19Like, I'm just going to distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:29:23She'll come falling back.
00:29:27Speak of the devil.
00:29:33You hooked up with Jules?
00:29:36Dude, look.
00:29:37You hooked up with Jules.
00:29:38I don't know what's going on.
00:29:39What do you mean, Jules?
00:29:40It's pretty fucking clear.
00:29:41You hooked up.
00:29:45Fuck.
00:29:46Yeah, you're fucked.
00:29:48I mean, stop.
00:29:49Fuck you, Jules.
00:29:50Stop.
00:29:55Did you post this?
00:30:06Jules, did you post this?
00:30:12I don't know.
00:30:13Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:30:16What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:20I didn't do anything.
00:30:22Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:30:26You know what?
00:30:28Everyone was right about you.
00:30:29You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:30:33Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:30:34Lose my number.
00:30:36I never want to see you again.
00:30:38Fine.
00:30:39Feelings mutual.
00:30:44Great.
00:30:45You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:30:51Mia, thank God you're here.
00:30:54Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:30:59You're a skank.
00:31:00So get out and don't come back.
00:31:14Help!
00:31:16Help!
00:31:30Can you save me?
00:31:45That feels better, doesn't it?
00:31:49And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:56Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:31:58Go on, Jules.
00:31:59Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:32:01Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:32:03We have to talk.
00:32:06Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:32:16One step closer to making her live.
00:32:25Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:26I can explain everything.
00:32:28Good, explain.
00:32:30Now.
00:32:36You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:39Takes one to know one.
00:32:41Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:49You're right.
00:32:51We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:56Trust me.
00:32:57We won't stay secret for long.
00:33:00I couldn't keep you to myself, even if I tried.
00:33:14You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:33:18That way everyone can see it.
00:33:19But for right now, it's party time.
00:33:31OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:35I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:38How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:41You don't know him like I do.
00:33:44If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:47Ew, spare me the visual.
00:33:49I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:51Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:55He and Emmett are the perfect match's roommates.
00:33:58But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:34:01More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:05The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:09Except for the one about you.
00:34:11I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:13That's true.
00:34:19Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:30Is that true?
00:34:35It's true.
00:34:37I liked you.
00:34:39Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:42I mean, really.
00:34:44Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:47So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:50Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:34:55I guess you can't.
00:34:56There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:05I know it was a really long time ago.
00:35:07But when I really think about it,
00:35:10I really liked you, Jules.
00:35:12I really did.
00:35:17I give those two until the end of today.
00:35:19To what, Bone?
00:35:22They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:25It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:27I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:33Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:39Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:35:42You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:45When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:35:50Mm-hmm.
00:36:15She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:17My turn.
00:36:28No smoke.
00:36:30Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:36The road.
00:36:55Keep the circle moving.
00:36:58If you want to really piss me off,
00:37:01kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:06Get off.
00:37:08Dude, I took her virginity.
00:37:09What's a little peck?
00:37:13Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:15Remember that six-pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:37:22Hey, Jules.
00:37:24Jules.
00:37:25You're a pig.
00:37:26Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:37:27He's lying.
00:37:28I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:30But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:34You have feelings for me?
00:37:41I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:43But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:45You have feelings for me?
00:37:47Yes, Jules.
00:37:47I have feelings for you.
00:37:49You do?
00:37:51Yeah.
00:37:52I have all the feelings.
00:37:53Confusion.
00:37:54Frustration.
00:37:55Blind rage.
00:37:56For a tip.
00:37:57Yeah, but you know what?
00:37:57Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:38:02Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:38:05I broke your trust.
00:38:06And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken, too.
00:38:10What do you mean?
00:38:11I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:38:13And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:38:17Do you want to get back together?
00:38:21You said no feelings.
00:38:23Yeah, you're right.
00:38:26So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:28Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:38:31Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:32Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:42Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:38:45Ew.
00:38:46Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:48Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:50I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:52Mm-hmm.
00:38:54Parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:57And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes
00:39:02money to.
00:39:03Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:06Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:09Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:39:11You should go do that right now.
00:39:12Yes!
00:39:19It's not that easy.
00:39:21Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:22I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:24Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:39:29What do you mean?
00:39:31I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:39:35Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:38She was about to answer a very important question.
00:39:41I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him
00:39:46I don't have feelings for him.
00:39:47Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:39:51We can talk later.
00:39:52I promise.
00:40:04The girls go shopping.
00:40:06Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:10Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:40:13I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:19Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:23It was tailored for sigmas, like me.
00:40:26The internship is mine.
00:40:28Believe me, Mia and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:30Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:40:42If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:40:45Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:40:49Oh, my God, it's gorgeous!
00:40:52I'm gonna go try the sun!
00:41:01You ordered the wrong size!
00:41:03Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:41:06No, you didn't!
00:41:07That's impossible!
00:41:08It doesn't fit!
00:41:09Maybe the zipper's stuck!
00:41:11What are you doing?
00:41:13I'm shopping?
00:41:15Do you not remember me?
00:41:17I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:19Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:21She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:23Mmm, but what Mia says goes.
00:41:26So your money's no good here.
00:41:28You know what?
00:41:29You're right.
00:41:31I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:36That's it.
00:41:36You're out.
00:41:38Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:41:40Excuse me.
00:41:40I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:41:42Trash?
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:44That's my girlfriend.
00:41:45Oh.
00:41:51Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:41:55See this car?
00:41:58Has no spending limit.
00:41:59My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:42:02And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:42:05No way, this is mine!
00:42:07Oh, are you gonna purchase it?
00:42:08No.
00:42:09Not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:11Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:27What do you think?
00:42:33Noah?
00:42:35Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:39Of course.
00:42:46You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:42:49Is it too expensive?
00:42:51No.
00:42:52It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:43:01Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:43:10Thank you, Noah.
00:43:13You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:16Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:24Put the dress on my card.
00:43:28Excuse me, um...
00:43:30I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:34I bet she stole it.
00:43:36I would never.
00:43:38Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:42Fine.
00:43:43Whatever, Mia.
00:44:03I don't know how they're called there.
00:44:06Well, she stole it.
00:44:09And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:13Call the police.
00:44:15Don't call the police.
00:44:17This is all my fault.
00:44:19No, it's not.
00:44:20Yes, it is.
00:44:22I wanted to surprise you,
00:44:24so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:26But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:28You can't do this.
00:44:30It's a waste of money.
00:44:32Neither of us want me to win.
00:44:34It's worth it, trust me.
00:44:37And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:41Please and thank you.
00:44:50Get out of here.
00:44:51Get out of here.
00:44:52Get out of here.
00:44:53Okay.
00:44:55There he is.
00:44:57Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:45:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:02Well, enjoy it while it lasts,
00:45:03because after tonight,
00:45:04I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:45:11Watch your mouth.
00:45:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:15Okay, dude.
00:45:16Jules was mine first.
00:45:18I dumped her, okay?
00:45:20It's a matter of time
00:45:21before she comes running back to me.
00:45:22Jules broke up with you
00:45:23so she could be with me.
00:45:27Okay.
00:45:27All right.
00:45:29Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:45:30Yeah?
00:45:32I get Jules' panties off.
00:45:34By the end of tonight,
00:45:34you hand over the Lehman internship
00:45:36and never come back to the summer house.
00:45:38Hmm?
00:45:38Fine.
00:45:39And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:45:41I want you to back off of her
00:45:42for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:45:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:45:46Deal.
00:45:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:45:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:46:03Eat shit.
00:46:05Hey.
00:46:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:11Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:46:13Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:46:14unless it's with me.
00:46:25Hey.
00:46:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:32Uh, I don't know.
00:46:34Jules.
00:46:35You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:46:38About what?
00:46:39The music in here?
00:46:41The music in here?
00:46:41Because I think it sucks.
00:46:43Jules.
00:46:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:47For real.
00:46:48No contracts and no money.
00:46:50I mean it.
00:46:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:46:57Like I care.
00:46:58I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:47:02I'm sorry.
00:47:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:05Have fun.
00:47:07Here.
00:47:08Put this on.
00:47:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:47:16You're crazy.
00:47:17Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:47:24You're on.
00:47:31Follow me.
00:47:37Let the show begin.
00:47:48You think you're hot shit?
00:47:51Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:54Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:47:57Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:48:04The rules are simple.
00:48:06Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:12And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:48:16Woo!
00:48:16Woo!
00:48:30Come on!
00:48:34Come on!
00:48:36Come back!
00:48:37Come, come on!
00:48:40Come back!
00:49:15Top that.
00:49:30Top that.
00:49:42You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:49:45Show them all.
00:49:46Chased at home.
00:49:49But I won't be around when you cry.
00:49:55Let me cry.
00:49:58The tears on your face.
00:50:01I'm falling in vain when you cry.
00:50:06The same moment stinks.
00:50:09I loved you when you came.
00:50:16Yo, Jason, dude, I need the Lady Killer special now.
00:50:22Yeah, I got you.
00:50:30And the winner of the lap dance contest is.
00:50:36And the winner of the lap dance contest is.
00:50:42Mia.
00:50:44Woo.
00:50:48As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair.
00:50:53I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public comfort.
00:51:01Jewels, wait.
00:51:07You look upset.
00:51:10What are you, my therapist?
00:51:12Fuck off.
00:51:13No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:51:18Jewels.
00:51:20I have something that can make you feel better.
00:51:26What is that?
00:51:28A good time.
00:51:29Come on, Jewels.
00:51:31You want to have some fun?
00:51:33No, thanks.
00:51:34Oh, but, but, but, but.
00:51:36Jewels, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:51:39Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:51:44Better play along.
00:51:54Bottoms up.
00:51:57Cheers.
00:52:01Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:52:03Come on.
00:52:04I'm going to go change.
00:52:09Desti.
00:52:10Have you seen Jewels?
00:52:12I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:52:14Emmett was with her.
00:52:17That little shit.
00:52:25Don't move.
00:52:31What do you think you're doing?
00:52:34Stop denying yourself, Jewels.
00:52:36Both know you want this.
00:52:38Be gentle.
00:52:39Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:42Back off.
00:52:44Just relax, baby.
00:52:45Let that E kick in.
00:52:46You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:49Oh.
00:52:50I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:52:52Let go of me.
00:52:54This is just going to take a minute.
00:52:56Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:52:58Mom, for me.
00:52:59I mean...
00:53:02Jewels?
00:53:03Jewels, are you in there?
00:53:05Noah!
00:53:06Help me!
00:53:10Noah!
00:53:11Help me!
00:53:13Emmett!
00:53:15Get off of her!
00:53:17You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:53:20What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:24Emmett!
00:53:25She doesn't want you!
00:53:26What are you doing?
00:53:27She wants me so bad, dude.
00:53:30Even if she won't say so.
00:53:37Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:53:39I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:53:43Wait!
00:53:44Wait!
00:53:44Stop!
00:53:48This asshole isn't worth it.
00:54:07You look like shit.
00:54:09You look like shit.
00:54:09Joel's just kicked my ass.
00:54:11All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:54:13Hey!
00:54:16Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:54:23Mia, stop.
00:54:26This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:54:30Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:54:32Be so fucking for real.
00:54:33Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:54:35You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:54:40And you know what?
00:54:42He's coming back to the house with me.
00:54:45Tonight.
00:54:45Mia, sit down.
00:54:48Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:54:54Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:54:55Let's go.
00:55:01I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:55:12Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:55:15Ow.
00:55:17You're hurt.
00:55:18Let me help you.
00:55:20Okay.
00:55:29I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:55:44I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:55:46I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:55:49Really.
00:55:50I didn't take them.
00:55:52You didn't take the pills?
00:55:59You know, I got something better than E.
00:56:01It's twice as fun.
00:56:03And I've been saving it just for you.
00:56:13What are you trying to give me?
00:56:19Rocky Road.
00:56:22Ow.
00:56:23Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:56:25This is how you repay me?
00:56:26How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:32I'm not an asshole.
00:56:33No, you're the king of assholes.
00:56:37You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes,
00:56:42but whatever.
00:56:48I got to show you something.
00:56:59I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:57:07And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:57:15It worked.
00:57:29I've wanted you all, Summer.
00:57:31Stop waiting.
00:57:33Mom.
00:57:34I need you.
00:57:36Now.
00:57:41What if somebody sees?
00:57:43Everybody's at the club.
00:57:46I'm taking you upstairs.
00:57:51I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:16Oh, yeah.
00:58:19Oh, my God.
00:58:23Hi, this is Alan. It's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
00:58:29He was hinting at proposing to me soon and we would just love it if you were here for it.
00:58:37Okay, bye.
00:58:52Hey, sleepy little.
00:58:54What are you doing up so early? I thought I wore you out last night.
00:58:58I'm ready for another round.
00:59:01Hey, can you knock?
00:59:02Can you put your boner away?
00:59:05Get up! Get up! Get up, get up, get up!
00:59:09Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
00:59:10It's worse than a fire!
00:59:14Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules.
00:59:24You're fucking with me.
00:59:25What's the big deal?
00:59:26Uh, there's the drugs.
00:59:27And the mess.
00:59:28And you.
00:59:28What about me?
00:59:29She like totally thinks you're a slut.
00:59:31But like in a bad way.
00:59:32Look, my mom knows about the sex tape and she blames you for the whole thing.
00:59:37I need to get out of here.
00:59:39I'll hide Jules.
00:59:39I'll distract mom.
00:59:44Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules.
00:59:46Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
00:59:54Tell me when the coast is clear.
00:59:55Got it.
01:00:04Get your brother.
01:00:07Now.
01:00:14Mommy!
01:00:15Wait!
01:00:15Noah!
01:00:17Uh...
01:00:19No.
01:00:21My baby boy!
01:00:23Mom!
01:00:24Hi!
01:00:25Hey!
01:00:25Mom!
01:00:26I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:00:29Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose!
01:00:38Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:00:42None of your business.
01:00:45Okay.
01:00:46Well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:00:53I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:00:57What is that slut doing here?
01:01:02You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:01:05Get out of this house!
01:01:06Mom.
01:01:07Noah!
01:01:08A little help!
01:01:09Uh, Mom!
01:01:10Uh, this is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:01:17Uh, yes!
01:01:18It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:01:23Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:01:28Lisa!
01:01:29Hi!
01:01:29My second mommy!
01:01:31We need to talk about engagement plans!
01:01:34Oh, yes we do.
01:01:38You're marrying Mia now?
01:01:39I have no idea what got into her head.
01:01:42I am so sorry, okay?
01:01:43But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:01:46Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:01:48Please?
01:01:59My head hurts.
01:02:00Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:02:03Yeah!
01:02:04I have some in my purse.
01:02:06Oh, thanks.
01:02:12She's better.
01:02:21Water!
01:02:22Water!
01:02:23I need water!
01:02:27Jules, what did you give my mom?
01:02:30Aspirin.
01:02:31Aspirin?
01:02:31Woo!
01:02:33It's so hot in here.
01:02:36Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:02:40Oh, no.
01:02:42Woo!
01:02:43Hey, I have an idea.
01:02:45Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:02:48I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:02:51Alright, that's enough.
01:02:52Uh, I gotta talk to you.
01:02:53Let's go.
01:02:55Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:02:57Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:03:00No way.
01:03:01You gave her those?
01:03:02I didn't give them.
01:03:03She found them.
01:03:05Should we call an ambulance?
01:03:06Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:03:08She hates you already.
01:03:09What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:03:14Where did she go?
01:03:23Where did she go?
01:03:30Mom, get out of the pool.
01:03:32No way!
01:03:33It feels so good.
01:03:35Oh, wait, no.
01:03:39Help!
01:03:41I'm drowning!
01:03:43Mia, save me!
01:03:45Help!
01:03:46Absolutely not.
01:03:47I'm not going in there.
01:03:50Help!
01:03:52Help!
01:03:53Help!
01:04:05Help!
01:04:06Help!
01:04:07helped!
01:04:08Oof!
01:04:08Ah!
01:04:10You saved me?
01:04:15Here.
01:04:15I brought you some tea.
01:04:23I was wrong about you.
01:04:25I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:04:36Thank you for taking care of her.
01:04:40I hope I was a good maid.
01:04:42Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:04:44Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:04:48You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:04:54I still gotta pay you to hang out with me.
01:04:58No feelings, remember?
01:05:06I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:05:10I'll tear it up right now. I mean it.
01:05:16I need that money more than I want you.
01:05:20When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:05:25If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:05:30So it was really always just about the money?
01:05:32Really?
01:05:34When I started our relationship...
01:05:38When I started our relationship...
01:05:54I want to give you the money.
01:05:57Not as your boss.
01:05:59Not as your boyfriend.
01:06:01Feels I want to give you everything.
01:06:05I don't know what to say.
01:06:10Just let me take care of you.
01:06:17And tell me that you love me.
01:06:21I don't think I can say it.
01:06:25Let me take care of you.
01:06:27It's the least you can do.
01:06:31Fine.
01:06:33You can take care of me, okay?
01:06:36And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:06:39I know you do.
01:06:44Good morning, everyone.
01:06:46Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:06:49Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:06:54I was just leaving.
01:06:55You're not leaving, Jules.
01:06:57We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:07:03After your little sex video was released,
01:07:06at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:07:11But, after you saved me,
01:07:15all I can say is...
01:07:18Welcome to the family!
01:07:22Wait.
01:07:23You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:07:27That was before you left me to drown.
01:07:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Rinaldo, in Cancun.
01:07:36Adios.
01:07:38Bye, Mom.
01:07:43I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:07:46Good luck with that.
01:07:49I don't need luck.
01:07:50I have a really big brain.
01:07:58There must be something incriminating in here.
01:08:05What is this?
01:08:12Ew, what died in here?
01:08:17My manhood?
01:08:19Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:08:21Really?
01:08:25I don't like to read.
01:08:27It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:08:30They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid layman internship.
01:08:35That's cheating.
01:08:37Oh, great. You finally figured it out. Good boy.
01:08:42I think it's time for you to cheat too.
01:08:50I thought this was summer vacation.
01:08:53I know. I know.
01:08:54But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:09:01What up, lovebirds?
01:09:04Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:09:07You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:09:12Who are you?
01:09:14I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:09:25Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you. What are you doing here?
01:09:29Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house set up.
01:09:33I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:09:37The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:09:41I'd like to be your friend.
01:09:45Noah, can you help out your friend here?
01:09:48He seems a little confused.
01:09:54Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:09:57Uh, I'm the high profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble.
01:10:01And Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:10:05The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:10:10And I get bored easy.
01:10:15Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:10:21Interview starts now.
01:10:23Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:10:27Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:10:29Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:10:31That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:10:41That's the guy you want to work for?
01:10:43He's a total clown.
01:10:46Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:10:51And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:10:53But don't you already have enough money?
01:10:56Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:10:58I was the captain of every sports team I was on and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:11:03I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:11:08And then our sex tape got released.
01:11:11And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:11:15The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:11:18Jules, I need this internship.
01:11:20And so do you.
01:11:21Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:11:26You lied to me.
01:11:27No, I didn't lie to you.
01:11:29I just...
01:11:30I just didn't tell you everything.
01:11:33I'm sorry.
01:11:36Everybody!
01:11:38Let's get the party started!
01:11:40Woohoo!
01:11:42Woohoo!
01:11:45Gather your bag.
01:11:48Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:11:54I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:11:57There's something special about you.
01:12:00You're so...
01:12:02beautiful.
01:12:03Thanks.
01:12:04But I'm taken.
01:12:06I'm not trying to marry you.
01:12:09Noah, tell me...
01:12:12Who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:14That'd be me.
01:12:17You're a lucky man.
01:12:19I know.
01:12:24How long is he gonna be here?
01:12:27I'll protect you.
01:12:29Look at here!
01:12:30The happy little couple.
01:12:33From...
01:12:34soulmates to soulmates.
01:12:39Emmett?
01:12:40Noah and I are talking.
01:12:42Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:12:44Yeah, well I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:12:48Yeah.
01:12:49He's finally gonna win our bet.
01:12:51What bet?
01:12:54What bet?
01:12:56I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer,
01:12:59I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:13:02Th-that's not true.
01:13:04Yeah, it is.
01:13:06I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so...
01:13:08I recorded the whole thing.
01:13:10You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:13:14I don't wanna hear it.
01:13:17Yeah...
01:13:18I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:13:22Hm?
01:13:23I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:13:27I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:13:28I was nothing but a check to you.
01:13:33Both of you can fuck off.
01:13:39Chicks, dude.
01:13:40I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
01:13:42I wouldn't wanna do that in front of our special guest.
01:13:46I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:13:50You're pathetic.
01:13:52Me.
01:13:54Whatever, dude.
01:13:58What were you thinking?
01:14:00That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:14:03I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:14:08You're a sexy girl.
01:14:10We could have a lot of fun.
01:14:13I don't have time for that shit.
01:14:14Then make time!
01:14:15There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:14:18The boys share their toys.
01:14:21And I wanna play with you.
01:14:23I don't wanna be played with.
01:14:25If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:14:29The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:14:33Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:14:37What do I have to do?
01:14:40Let me borrow you for the night.
01:14:43In your dreams, pal.
01:14:49Mia.
01:14:51You know where Jules is?
01:14:52You're still caught up on that skank?
01:14:55Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:14:58Mia.
01:14:59A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:15:02Get it through your head.
01:15:03I wanna be with Jules.
01:15:05Why do you like her so much?
01:15:07I don't like her.
01:15:10I love her.
01:15:14You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:15:17For falling in love with such a liar.
01:15:19You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:15:21Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:15:24Found your girlfriend.
01:15:37If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job.
01:15:40Yes. And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:15:43We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:15:47My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:15:50Wait.
01:15:52Now I know where I recognize you.
01:15:54Damn.
01:15:55You were great.
01:15:57Just one kiss.
01:15:59That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:16:07Don't play hard to get!
01:16:14Get off her.
01:16:20Get off her.
01:16:22Let me have my fun.
01:16:23Then you can take your turn.
01:16:25If you don't leave her alone, I'm gonna break your fingers.
01:16:27You wouldn't dare.
01:16:31You little shit.
01:16:32You'll never work for Lehman.
01:16:34Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:16:36Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:16:41You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:16:44You wanna mess with me?
01:16:45You wanna mess with me? Yeah, why don't you sue me and we'll let all the papers know that you're
01:16:49a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around.
01:16:52You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:16:54Please, don't tell my wife!
01:16:56Get out of my face, old man.
01:17:08How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:12How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:14It wasn't what it looked like.
01:17:15Don't lie to me.
01:17:17I saw you kiss him back.
01:17:20I didn't kiss him.
01:17:22But even if I did, you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:17:27You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:17:32Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now.
01:17:36Tell him you love him.
01:17:37It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:17:50You're fired.
01:17:52Get out of my house.
01:18:07You're gone for good, bitch.
01:18:13You never belonged with us.
01:18:15And now, it's your turn to go.
01:18:20I played you and I won.
01:18:23This has nothing to do with you.
01:18:26Oh, honey.
01:18:27This has everything to do with me.
01:18:34I planted the camera in your room.
01:18:38And then, I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:18:42And then, I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:18:50You thought you were better than me.
01:18:52But I always win.
01:18:55All I fucking do is win.
01:19:00A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:19:12Mom!
01:19:13I saved the house.
01:19:16It's too late.
01:19:24Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:19:27Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:19:31That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:19:34You lose everything.
01:19:36Oh, God.
01:19:49Can I help you?
01:19:51What are you doing in that uniform?
01:19:54My dad cut me off after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.
01:19:58I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so...
01:20:03Doing anything?
01:20:10I have a big tip for you.
01:20:13Seriously?
01:20:16Smile more.
01:20:18Smile more.
01:20:19Smile more.
01:20:24This money feels dirty.
01:20:26I never want to see this check again.
01:20:39Miss me?
01:20:45Miss me?
01:20:52Get lost.
01:20:53I deserve that.
01:20:57Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:21:00And I think you'll really like it.
01:21:06Is this the deed to my house?
01:21:08Yeah.
01:21:09This morning I bought it.
01:21:13You bought my house from under us?
01:21:15Look at the name on the title.
01:21:19Oh, my God.
01:21:21You put it under my name.
01:21:24It's yours, Jules.
01:21:25It's all yours.
01:21:28But...
01:21:29I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:21:33Another condition?
01:21:35What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:21:38Sleep with your boss?
01:21:39Drug your mom?
01:21:40No.
01:21:43No.
01:21:43But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:21:53At 8pm.
01:21:55And I want you to wear this.
01:22:09What are you doing here?
01:22:11Noah told me to come.
01:22:13Really?
01:22:14How pathetic.
01:22:16Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:22:21He's proposing to you?
01:22:24When did you two get back together?
01:22:26Well, it's not official yet.
01:22:28But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:22:31And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:22:35I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:22:39Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:22:44Mia!
01:22:45Jules!
01:22:46I am so happy that both of you were here.
01:22:48Why did you invite me here?
01:22:50To watch you propose to Mia?
01:22:53Propose?
01:22:54Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:22:56Oh, please. The big question.
01:23:00Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:23:03Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:23:08Uh...
01:23:09How did you know about that?
01:23:11Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:23:13And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:23:16You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
01:23:20Okay.
01:23:22Fine.
01:23:23Yeah.
01:23:24I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet,
01:23:27but I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:23:31What are you gonna do? Arrest me?
01:23:33Actually, that's my job.
01:23:35Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:23:38What?
01:23:38You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:23:40These are not what they're for. Call my dad!
01:23:43Oh, daddy!
01:23:45Bye, ma'am.
01:23:48If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:23:53That's not why I invited you here.
01:23:59Everybody!
01:24:01What is he doing?
01:24:05I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:24:12And here are my secrets.
01:24:16I scream when I see spiders.
01:24:19I do.
01:24:20And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:24:28And I cannot tell my lefts from my right.
01:24:30Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:24:32And I have one more secret.
01:24:36Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:24:43And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:24:45Right here in front of everybody.
01:24:47I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:24:53Yes, Noah. I'll be your girlfriend.
01:24:56Even if I'm an asshole?
01:24:58It's part of your charm.
01:25:00I love you.
01:25:01I love you right back.
01:25:10Everybody!
01:25:11Let's get this party started!
01:25:20Let's go!
01:25:21Let's go!
01:25:22Let's go!
01:25:22All I do is flip away.
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