00:02So, the story kicked up over the last couple of days that Taylor Swift is going to have
00:08her wedding at Madison Square Garden in Manhattan.
00:13Oh, Fester, you didn't know this?
00:15I have not heard that.
00:16Oh, well, look at this.
00:16Really?
00:17It's breaking news for Fester.
00:23All the more reason why we should put up the fake registry.
00:26I think that's a great idea.
00:27See?
00:27I think that's...
00:28You're a former prosecutor and you're encouraging a Fester...
00:31Are we not doing jokes anymore?
00:33I mean, who are you?
00:35We're literally saying...
00:35Who the hell are you?
00:36What happened to MJ?
00:37Did he drown in Little Command or whatever you are?
00:39So, what are you going to say?
00:40If we create the fake registry, is it for jokes on them or is it for stuff that we want?
00:48That's fantastic.
00:49Now my wife is getting sucked into the Fester fraud event horizon.
00:52Which way does it go?
00:53I don't know.
00:54I know.
00:54There's so many joke options.
00:56There's so many.
00:57Oh, it'd be so fun to create a registry for them and just like put junk on there.
01:01And then we box it up and send it to them.
01:03And the...
01:03Dildos.
01:04All dildos.
01:05What?
01:06All dildos.
01:07We're getting all Taylor wants for her wedding are dildos?
01:10That's all she's getting.
01:11I don't know if it's what you want.
01:12What are you saying?
01:13What do you get those two people?
01:15What do you get them?
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