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00:12What a way to end week two. I just want to lip sync. And 10K. I feel so good right
00:17now.
00:18Congrats to y'all. Thank you. Congrats on. Congrats Akira. How do you feel? It's just like
00:25I'm a part of the game now. That's honestly the best feeling. Being tied for the lead after winning two
00:30challenges is just a constant reminder that I can't win a goddamn lip sync. However, my boyfriend
00:36told me if I make it into the semi-final, I can get a cat. So we're one step closer
00:42to the cat.
00:43Well now that the second challenge is done, has anybody changed their minds about how the points
00:49will be divvied out? I've jumped from first place to third place and my bestie won the
00:55lip sync. So fingers crossed that someone's feeling generous when they are giving their
00:59points away. I highly doubt it because I was first place last week and I don't think the
01:04girls are going to throw a bitch a bone. I'm looking at the scoreboard and I'm like,
01:08okay, Mystique and Morphine, I want to like at least help one of y'all. This is the make or
01:13break it.
01:13If Lucky doesn't give me her point now, oh, something's about to happen that I can't say
01:17on national television. I would like to give a point to Morphine. Oh, sister. Can we finally be done
01:25with this wretched drama? Now you have to go and retract everything you said in your profession
01:30about that lady. Everything I said about Lucky I take back. Sister! I still hate her. So now I have
01:38two points. Give your point to me. Oh, hell no! So Dawn and I have an alliance, but if I
01:46give her a point,
01:46it's going to send her off a little too high. It would be really hard to catch up. Um, I
01:53might
01:53get Lucky my point, but I might give it to Morden just because I want to be a cunt.
02:00Here, sister, I'll give you my point because I feel so bad. Lo and behold, Ms. Morphine
02:05Love, Dionne III, Cha Cha Brown. I appreciate that, sister. All is perfect in the world of Miami,
02:12Florida. Who would you like to give your point to, Morden? No one really. Who are you going to? Um,
02:18I'm going to give my point to Akira. Oh, shit. Oh my god, thank you. Wow.
02:26Okay, we're giving points to people in the top now. Oh, thank you. You helped everyone. Like,
02:32bitch. Am I on punk or am I on drag, right? Thank you so much, sister. Yeah, you deserve it.
02:37I know
02:37it puts you way up above, but that's the way the cook scrambles. You are the one that deserves that
02:41the most. I'm giving my point to the queen I think is the MVQ and the most valuable queen this
02:47week with
02:47helping every other bitch in the room is Akira. Hey, Akira, we need to get a chance to show me
02:52how
02:53to put the shirts together. Akira, should it stretch this way or this way? This is what you should do,
02:57baby. It could bite me in the ass, but it is the honorable thing to do. Hey, Akira, you might
03:03as well
03:03stay right there because Akira, without you, I wouldn't have an outfit. Girl, gag-a-rooney. Another point.
03:14No. You are amazing. Whenever you was working, you stopped to help a bitch that said help me. Here
03:21you go. Thank you, sister. You're welcome. I gotta get myself together. This night keep getting better
03:26and better. Do I get a man next? I'm definitely thankful. Congrats, Tiva. Thank God it was only two.
03:34So now you're in the lead lead. Yeah, girl. Congratulations to all of our ladies.
03:38Do we get out of drag? I can't wait. Thank God. All right. What the fuck? I'm very shocked at
03:43how
03:43that ceremony went. If I don't win next week, is anyone going to give me a point? Well, your season
03:48buddy said she was going to give it to me. I know, but I won two challenges. Why would she
03:51give me
03:52a point? To keep you at the top. Well, that's what Morgan did. Damn, not you instigating the seat. No,
03:56I'm not instigating. I'm being real. I haven't gotten any MVQ points from anybody and this week shows
04:03how important they are. I'm just going to next week now. Oh, that's changed everything. What the
04:08fuck is going to happen? This changed everything. There's one more week left in this bracket,
04:11one more chance to get points. And I think if anyone is going into next week comfortable,
04:15then they got another thing fucking coming. It's going to be interesting to see where loyalties lie
04:19next week. The gag of it all. More to come. Yay. Another week in paradise. My rich auntie.
04:30I'm here for the wheel reading. Okay. This is the final week. And you know,
04:35I am sporting a big whopping one point. So I see the girls have purses. Yes,
04:43but ours has stuff in it. Yours had air. Oh, what's in your purse, Miss D? I have something
04:46that I always need. Superglue. Oh, she's a real drag queen. It's a mascara and pieces of paper. Wait,
04:54so no little strawberry candy? Girl, no. Your aunties is always properly prepared.
05:00And there's still a slight chance that I can come to the semifinals. If I win the challenge,
05:05win the listing and get everybody's points. So it's time to get shit done.
05:10Mystique and Morgan actually changed the game last week.
05:12But the thing is, the reason why you was rewarded is because of what you did. Now, me personally,
05:18I'm very, very disappointed and lucky and also morphing because you stopped what you was doing to help
05:24them. And they did not give you anything back as stuff like, Hey, you did a good job. Thank you.
05:30But disappointed is a strong word. Yeah. Disappointed is a little crazy. I don't like
05:33Akira helping people obviously benefited her, but I don't think that means she was entitled to
05:37anybody's points. I mean, it is the game at the end of the day, you know, girl. Yes. Girl,
05:41no shade, but Mystique needs to relax. Bitch, I choreographed the whole number on week one,
05:46and she didn't give me a point. Okay. Thank you on T for the hard candy. Thank you.
05:50My personal thought process is like, if I can at least lift someone up, why not? You know what I
05:55mean? And also like, so that means this week, since I'm at one, if you're not at the top,
05:59I'm going to get your pity point to lift me up. Yes or no, no, no, no, no, no. Yes
06:02or no.
06:02Cause we're going by what you're talking about now. It also depends on like the vibe.
06:07On season two, when Mystique was insecure, a little anxious, she lashed out.
06:11I think she's falling behind and she needs points. So she's relying on maybe lucky,
06:15they have this bond. Remember their lovely bond that they created in four hours,
06:21but I think the ship is going down. You don't have to explain who you are giving your points to
06:27and why. Yeah, that's the first thing. And you shouldn't be guilted into it. And you're allowed
06:31to change your mind. Of course you hold the power and that's a good thing. Thank God that Ms.
06:36Morgan is fighting for me. She is an angel sent from the season two gods,
06:41bitch, because this is overkill. Oh! Ooh, baby.
06:46Girl! She not ready to have hers. Attention, little monsters.
06:51If you want to hack it past this bracket, you've got to nail your pitch, bitch.
06:59Oh, wait, what? You better piss it, girl. Hello, hello, hello!
07:04Hey! Hey!
07:06Good morning, all-stars. Good morning!
07:08Now, it's the final week of bracket number one, and I've been loving every minute of it.
07:15But this is your last chance to sell us on why you belong in the semifinals.
07:20So, for this week's maxi challenge, you're going to shop till you drop dead as monster presenters on the home
07:30spooky network.
07:33Boom.
07:35Now, here are your assignments.
07:36Akira, you'll be a mummy.
07:41Selling the world's longest infinity wrap.
07:44Dawn, you'll be a werewolf.
07:47Pitching, what else?
07:49Grooming products.
07:51Perfect.
07:52Lucky stars, you'll be a vampire.
07:55Hawking, a nutritional supplement for the iron deficient.
08:00Morgan, you'll be a ghost.
08:03Selling a line of supernatural cosmetics.
08:09Morphine, you'll be a zombie.
08:12Oh.
08:13Selling subscriptions to the meat of the month club.
08:18And Mystique, you'll be a Frankenstein monster, pitching a line of dead handbags.
08:26Working in pairs, you need to use your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to hypnotize the viewers into buying whatever
08:35you're selling.
08:36Oh, my God.
08:39Now, chemistry is key.
08:41So, I'll leave it up to you to pair up and create your own monster mash-in.
08:47Oh, hi, sister.
08:50You snatched me, man.
08:52This is the type of maxi-challenge that you need to be with a bitch that you know 100%.
08:57And A'Keria is that lady for me, and I am that lady for A'Keria.
09:01Oh, no, sister.
09:03You snatched me, man.
09:04It's giving, it's giving.
09:05Yeah, man.
09:06Dawn and Morphine run right into each other, of course, no surprise there.
09:10Season 16 reunion.
09:12Then I'm left with Mystique, and she just tried to demand my point.
09:16So, we'll see how this plays out.
09:19All-stars, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
09:23Oh, and not to spook you.
09:25Oh.
09:29But before this week is over, the four of you will be eliminated.
09:48Sister.
09:50Is this a stopwatch?
09:52Hello.
09:52Hi, sister.
09:53Hi, sister.
09:54How's my zombie wife doing?
09:55You know, just your eating brains.
09:57Yes.
09:57Well, I do look pretty good for a dead bitch.
09:59Okay.
10:00I got my coffee, and I'm ready to roll.
10:02This week for the maxi-challenge, we're monsters selling goods for the Home Spooky Network.
10:07We don't have as many points as the others.
10:09Uh-huh.
10:09And so, this is our chance to, like, really shine.
10:12All right.
10:13Since you didn't give me a point.
10:15But do you understand why I'm, like, slightly mad that you didn't give A'Keria one?
10:21Three's already at the top.
10:22You know, at the end of the day, you also have to look out for yourself a little bit.
10:24Sure.
10:25You know what I mean?
10:25Because, like, girl, imagine everybody give a K-ra point, and I'm sitting here with freaking wine.
10:28Like me?
10:29So that wine?
10:31Okay, let's figure this shit out.
10:32All right.
10:32Let's do what we got to do.
10:34I am the bride of Frankenstein, and I'm selling body bags.
10:38I know how to host, I know how to emcee, and I know how to sell.
10:40So, I feel like I have a great chance with this challenge.
10:44So, I want to be a vampire.
10:45He's feeling frisky.
10:47He likes to party all night.
10:48Write it down in your book.
10:49Oh, bitch, I want to look so good.
10:51Oh, I was like, ain't it?
10:53I'm excited to do some improv.
10:55I have never done an acting challenge, and I just want to show my personality.
10:57I want to show how fun and crazy and wild I could be.
10:59And we got some good deals for you.
11:03We got to dial it back because we need to sell.
11:06But like, Mystique is giving no it all, auntie.
11:09I definitely do feel like I'm in the principal's office.
11:11You need to get your paper out so we can start this.
11:14Yes, yes, yes.
11:16Come on, there we go.
11:16There we go.
11:17Get your second piece of paper out.
11:18Mm-hmm.
11:19There we go.
11:20Girl.
11:21Ugh, I hate this right now.
11:22I might even have two tons right here.
11:24You're doing too much already.
11:25We're going to get into all the extra stuff later.
11:28Bitch, I'm going to be dropping the shit on you.
11:31I'm wearing white.
11:32Don't you fuck up my white.
11:35Lucky is wild and crazy, and I don't want to lose focus.
11:38So my biggest worry in this challenge is to keep Lucky on track.
11:42Bitch, I want a snack is what I want.
11:45I'm glad that we're partnered up together.
11:47I am too.
11:48By the way, what did you think about when I said your name?
11:52Bitch, I was floored.
11:53Like, I gagged.
11:55Akira is three points ahead of me because of me.
11:59I still stand by my decision.
12:01I just hope if she has the opportunity, she will return the favor.
12:04I know the faces were cracked, bitch.
12:06Bitch.
12:06Correct.
12:07My job now is to catch up to that ass and make sure that we are both in the top
12:11two.
12:12There's so many elements to this.
12:14So it's the improv.
12:15It's a scripted improv.
12:16It's a scripted improv.
12:17And I think with you and I, it doesn't matter what direction we go because we'll just play along and
12:22we'll follow.
12:23Yeah.
12:24But I think I'm going to do my ghost, like old Hollywood silver screen siren.
12:28You know, Veronica Lake and Joan Collins.
12:31And I love, I could be Moan Collins.
12:34Oh, that'd be sickening.
12:34Ew, that could be my name.
12:36There's a lot going on in this maxi challenge.
12:38We have to create a character.
12:39We have to sell products and banter with another queen.
12:43Comes with a set of brushes for easy applications.
12:46It's a lot.
12:47But hey ho, challenge accepted.
12:51I actually wanted to go into marketing when I was younger until I realized I suck at selling.
12:56I'm trash at sales.
12:58I had a sales job that was door to door selling knives.
13:01So when they say no, you're supposed to like try to convince them.
13:03Well, these knives are state of the art stainless steel and they cut through any wood and meat.
13:08So I was like, girl, do you want them or not?
13:11Like, do you need some knives?
13:13I like that I deal with the thirsty mummy looking for love.
13:15That's a good one.
13:16But if I do an old lady mummy, I want to be more like the old lady bixen.
13:20Like mummy.
13:21And the mummies that the public knows the best.
13:24Obviously Egyptian mummies.
13:25Mm-hmm.
13:25And you're selling a wrap.
13:27Manfredini's bought this.
13:28Cleopatra's had this.
13:29You know, Tutankhamun, darling.
13:30Yeah, I gotta think about this.
13:31Yeah.
13:32All I know is I need this scarf to sell out.
13:36We need to win this.
13:37It's all or nothing now.
13:38Yeah.
13:39Stay stocked with fresh human meat treats.
13:41Deliver right to your door.
13:42I love flesh.
13:43Oh, that's so funny.
13:44Are you out with your sisters and think, damn, I want to eat that bit?
13:49Yes.
13:50I am paired up with Dawn and I am so excited because we have such good chemistry.
13:53We're besties.
13:54We're good Judys.
13:55We're glued to the hip.
13:56Because I'm a werewolf, this has to be taking place on the full moon.
14:00Yes.
14:00Okay.
14:01And I was thinking, I like that I'm a zombie, but I could be like a limbo or something.
14:05I think you are hilarious when you're not trying.
14:08Yeah, that's what I think.
14:09I'm just going to be myself.
14:10So I think you should just be yourself.
14:11So the answer is yes, you should be a bimbo.
14:13Okay.
14:14Dawn and I both have something to prove in this challenge because I sent her home on an improv
14:17challenge, but I feel like we're going to do really well this time together.
14:21This needs to be entertaining.
14:22It needs to be entertaining.
14:23Like, yes, we need to sell, but it also needs to be funny, chaotic.
14:26It's the end of the road.
14:27I mean, at this point, I'm not going to overthink it.
14:29I'm just going to have a good fucking time.
14:30Yes.
14:30Because Akira had six fucking points.
14:33And I have two points.
14:35I've learned a lot after season 16 when it comes to improv and comedy.
14:39And I cannot wait to showcase that.
14:42I mean, this is the last challenge of the bracket.
14:44So I need to absolutely sell these meats.
14:48And I'm going to give FedEx one day shipping mama because I need to serve cunt immediately.
14:52How's it going over there?
14:54Good.
14:54It's going good.
14:56This is going to be very, very interesting.
14:58Why?
14:58Because this is more like a working off each other type of thing.
15:02Chemistry.
15:03Yeah.
15:04Is that why y'all picked each other?
15:05Because y'all feel like y'all have the best chemistry?
15:07Oh, for sure.
15:08Yeah, yeah.
15:08Do you also feel like it could be like a hindrance?
15:12No.
15:13Thinking like you could be up here that makes you outshine their whole vibe and level.
15:17I'd rather have someone that matches my insane, stupid energy than someone like below it.
15:22I think we all could probably match your level.
15:25Right.
15:26Dawn is too cocky.
15:28I think Dawn is assinuating that we're not on the same level as her.
15:32And she thinks we're below her.
15:33Anyway.
15:34But baby, everything comes down to this week.
15:36Ty's the turn.
15:37I could be at the top.
15:38Never underestimate an underdog.
15:41Well, good luck, sisters.
15:41Yeah, good luck, sisters.
15:43Yeah, right.
15:44Gotta get back to work.
15:45Go ahead.
15:52Taylor Lautner.
15:53I hardly know her.
15:55Oh, hello, all my spooky sisters and siblings.
15:58And welcome to the Home Spooky Network.
16:01My name is Madison Von Werewolf IV.
16:03And I'm Tati.
16:05And baby, do we have some sickening products to showcase to you today?
16:10I am so excited.
16:12And it is a full moon, so you know what that means.
16:15Deals, specials.
16:16I need you to put your pods up and grab your phone.
16:19Because I'll do I have a deal for you.
16:21This is the Buzzkill Quality Hair Clippers Grooming Kit.
16:26This is a hair trimmer.
16:28Could I possibly do a little exhibition?
16:30Oh, yeah, of course.
16:30I would love a little haircut.
16:31Here, here, let me give you a little haircut here.
16:33Oh, yes, yes.
16:34Let me just turn it on here.
16:34All right, all right.
16:35There we go.
16:36Oh, gosh.
16:37Oh, gosh.
16:38Goodness gracious, sister.
16:39Oh, wow.
16:40You look so fresh.
16:41Oh, my God.
16:42So buzz killed.
16:44Do I have layers?
16:44Yes, a couple of them.
16:46Oh, my God.
16:46It feels amazing.
16:47Yes.
16:47Let me just trim up my hand here really quick.
16:49Look at that.
16:49Look at that.
16:50Look at that.
16:51And boom.
16:52Just no more fur on my hand.
16:54Oh, my.
16:55Wow.
16:55Look at that.
16:55Hold on.
16:56For the girls that really want to get clean.
16:58Look at this.
16:58This is a coconut.
16:59That might be of my ex.
17:00Look at this.
17:01Boom.
17:02Boom.
17:03Oh, oh.
17:03Just gets rid of all of it.
17:05Oh, my God.
17:05I mean, I've seen some balls, but never balls this big.
17:08But if you got them, you can shave them.
17:11Tachi, come over here.
17:12Oh, this man over here.
17:13He is so fine.
17:15This looks just like the guy who turned me into a werewolf.
17:18And I'm not a fan of fur.
17:19So this is what I wish he looked like.
17:21I wish that he had just taken his razor to his chest
17:24and just gotten it all off.
17:26There we go.
17:27Look it.
17:28Do you see?
17:29Gentlemanly.
17:29This is fresh.
17:30However much you think this item costs, you're wrong.
17:36$69.
17:37If you're not calling, I don't know what the hell's wrong with you.
17:41Happy full moon.
17:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
17:45But, girl, have you ever been out with the girls, drinking,
17:48partying, and then you get this girl and feeling like,
17:51damn, I want to eat this bitch right in front of me.
17:53I have felt that way.
17:54Oh, my God.
17:55I have.
17:55I ate my best friend yesterday.
17:57Wait.
17:57I thought I was your best friend.
17:58You are now.
17:59Oh, well, look at that.
18:00That bitch is gone.
18:01Yes.
18:02Tachi.
18:02But you know what?
18:03Over here, we have Hello Flesh, a monthly subscription service
18:07that brings three guaranteed meat options
18:11so that you don't accidentally eat your best friend.
18:14Mm-hmm.
18:15So the first one we have over here,
18:17you are a dangerous girl.
18:18First option, brains.
18:21Wow.
18:21Let's get a little.
18:22Oh, brains.
18:24Eat it, eat it.
18:25Eat it.
18:25Mmm.
18:26Give us a hug.
18:28Oh, my God.
18:29Oh, oh.
18:29Oh, Tachi.
18:30You have a little something on your lip, Tachi.
18:31Right here, right here.
18:32Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my God.
18:35Did you get it?
18:35I got it.
18:36Yep, I got it.
18:37Thank you, yep.
18:37The next option we have is, oh, my gosh, intestines.
18:40You put this in the microwave if you have one,
18:42or nowadays, air fryer.
18:43Air fryer.
18:44And last is my favorite.
18:46Oh, my God.
18:47Wow.
18:48We have 95 eyeballs.
18:50Delicious.
18:51All right, we have a caller on the line.
18:53All right.
18:53Happy full moon special.
18:54What's your name and where are you calling from?
18:56Hi, this is Adison.
18:58I'm calling from Queens.
18:59Oh, my God.
19:00Hello.
19:01I'm from New York, too.
19:02I can't hear her.
19:03I had a question about the clipper.
19:05Can I use it on my coin slot?
19:07Oh, you can use it on your coin slot.
19:09I use it on my coin slot all the time.
19:11Oh, yeah.
19:12And I've got a question for the meat lady.
19:14I have to make dinner for my husband soon.
19:16I was wondering about the taste.
19:17The eyeballs have such a deli-
19:18It almost tastes like popcorn.
19:20With butter.
19:21Butter.
19:22Butter.
19:22Well, I just want to say I bought both products.
19:27Goodbye.
19:29Well, it looks like the night is ending, but the full moon special will continue.
19:33Keep hitting that line, my spooky sisters, and see you next time on the Home Spooky Network.
19:39I don't know.
19:41I don't know.
19:41This is your hand.
19:43This is your hand.
19:44See you next time.
19:46Oh, my gosh!
19:47Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
19:50Welcome, my party monster to the Home Spooky Network.
19:53I am Bloody Stars.
19:54And I am mysterious, and I have bloody dance for you today.
19:59It's a full moon, and we're feeling brisky.
20:01You're looking real succulent tonight.
20:04What's your secret?
20:05Oh, honey, I can show you better than I can tell you.
20:07Here we have eternal life, the secret to change your life.
20:11How is that going to change my life?
20:13Here we have something for those who need some low darling efficiency.
20:21Oh, whoa.
20:22Suck it, darling, suck it.
20:23Did we roofie this?
20:24I'll check.
20:27How does it taste, sister?
20:28How does it taste?
20:29My iron is all back.
20:31Thank you, girl.
20:32Wait, what is that you have there?
20:34My lovely bags?
20:35Oh, that bag is looking real nosy.
20:37It is very nosy.
20:39Like I'm about to be nosy about your protein powder.
20:41Oh, my God.
20:41Listen, for those gym rats out there, we have a little bit of powder.
20:46Because even in the underworld, darling, we need to trade.
20:48And the trade needs to have the muscle.
20:49We even have sweet options.
20:53No, girl.
20:54Girl, I'm on a diet.
20:54I can't be eating that red velvet.
21:00Listen.
21:01How much is your eternal life?
21:03Is it $400?
21:04It's $69, darling.
21:06Already today.
21:07So call now because the specials are about to run out, darling.
21:10You know what, girl?
21:11Girl, I really loved it.
21:12But we're going to talk about something more bougie.
21:15Like my body bag.
21:17The good old bougie body bag.
21:20Check out this nice, finely virginal skin.
21:25It's lotion, honey.
21:26Once you open it up, so you know it is authentic, each of the bags is going to get this
21:32little
21:33piece here.
21:34Sister.
21:34Which is nothing but a death certificate.
21:36Oh, girl, when the hell did you die, bitch?
21:37Hey, hey, hey, hey.
21:37You didn't tell me you was dead.
21:38Hey, get up out of our business.
21:40You know what fits in here, sister?
21:41What?
21:41Some eternal life, girl, so you can catch your life.
21:44Girl, no, ma'am.
21:45Yes, girl.
21:46We're done with that eternal life, baby.
21:48We're going to move on to our nosy bag.
21:51Now, whose weave is this?
21:52I'm getting there if you pay attention, honey.
21:54This bag, this hair, this finger belongs to the body.
21:59Miss Acaria C. Davenport.
22:01Skinned her myself.
22:02Oh, girl, what is this?
22:03This is big and...
22:04What is...
22:05Girl, what is that?
22:05Oh, oh.
22:07Girl, are you into the foot play?
22:09They do that down here.
22:10Girl, hush.
22:11That wasn't supposed to be in the bag.
22:13But I'm about to ask you this one question.
22:14Girl, what?
22:14How much would you pay for these bags?
22:16Oh, girl, listen.
22:17I will pay thousands upon thousands.
22:19This bag?
22:20How much is it tonight, sister?
22:21$69.
22:22Oh, wait, girl.
22:25Girl, hold on.
22:25The Bluetooth's working.
22:26Hello?
22:27Hi, this is Joan.
22:28I'm calling from Las Vegas.
22:29Ooh, the Sin City.
22:31I had a question about the eternal life supplements.
22:34Yes.
22:34Is it kosher?
22:36Is it what?
22:37Is it kosher?
22:38Is it what?
22:39Is it kosher?
22:41Kosher.
22:42Kosher.
22:42Kosher with a K of kosher.
22:44A kosher.
22:45Is it kosher?
22:46Who the hell's that?
22:47Oh, girl.
22:48Oh, my Jesus.
22:49I have a question for the bougie bag lady.
22:52Now, the bag, is it circumcised?
22:54Well, the only one that is circumcised is a small bag.
22:58So if I rub it, it'll turn into a suitcase.
23:00If you rub it, it might spit on you and call you Susan.
23:03How many of these bags do you want, baby?
23:05All of them.
23:06And I want all the eternal supplements.
23:08I'm going to get my purse right now.
23:10Goodbye.
23:10Goodbye, girl.
23:11Ooh, girl, hold on.
23:12The sun is rising and it's getting hot in here.
23:14We'll see you next time on the Home Spooky Network.
23:19Woo-hoo!
23:22Boo, did you miss me?
23:24My name is Moon Collins.
23:26I am Queen Nefertiti, but my friends call me Titi, and we'll like to welcome you all here
23:31to the home, the Spooktackler Network.
23:33Boo!
23:34Have you ever been so cold that you just, oh, yeah, you look like you're a little icy bitch.
23:38Have you ever been so cold you need something just to warm you up?
23:41Oh, yes.
23:41Well, I have here the rapture.
23:43Oh, praise the Lord.
23:44It's an infinity scarf, but when I tell you, it just keeps going and going and going.
23:49It's woven by my subjects one by one.
23:52A long time ago, right before they actually came and snatched me up out of my tomb, did
23:56I tell you about a time they snatched me out of my tomb and brought me down to Louisiana?
24:00Is that where you're on tour?
24:00Oh, girl, when I tell you I've been on display nonstop, and I wanted to actually demonstrate
24:06to show you a few things about how my scarf actually works.
24:08All right.
24:09Oh, Boo Crew.
24:11Hello there.
24:12How are you?
24:12And welcome here.
24:13So we're going to take this around, and sometimes what you have to do is you have to wrap yourself
24:18up with your man, and if your man is feeling a little frisky, we're going to make him
24:22a skirt, and if he has ugly feet, we can hide those, too.
24:25You know, this is very, very reminiscent of the Shroud of Turin.
24:29They had the good guy all wrapped up, didn't they?
24:31If this is good enough for the Lord, this is good enough for you.
24:34And I'm sure everybody out there is just wondering in their bones how much this lovely scarf will
24:38cost you.
24:3969 gold bars today.
24:41And of course, the Rapture Wrap would go very well with the most amazing cosmetics line that
24:46you have seen never.
24:47If you want to look pretty good for a dead bitch, Glowst is for you.
24:52Now, I have many, many beautiful products.
24:54My favorite is our Ectoplasmic Highlighter.
24:57Does it come in deceased?
24:58It comes in white.
25:00This glows right through sheets.
25:03You don't need to cut holes into your expensive sheets anymore.
25:06And definitely don't cut up the rapture.
25:08Yeah.
25:08And if you order any of our fabulous products today, I am giving away our fabulous concealer.
25:14And I would like to try it on our boo crew, of course.
25:17Hello.
25:18What's up?
25:19And of course, you want to put your concealer on where you have the darkest of circles.
25:23Turn around.
25:24Your dark circle's back there.
25:26I'll be right back.
25:28Oh, my gosh.
25:29I'm kidding.
25:29I'm kidding.
25:30This is a family network.
25:32There we go.
25:34That's that there is ghostly gorgeous.
25:35I am so confident in this product.
25:38I would like to show you something.
25:39Now, I'm feeling a little nervous about this.
25:42Don't be afraid.
25:49Oh, my golly.
25:50This is before glows.
25:52I have the same on this side of my face.
25:54I did die in a fire.
25:55Cigarette fell asleep.
25:56We'll talk about it later.
25:57This will say.
25:58Now, we are feeling generous here at the Home Spooky Network.
26:02And I am selling my fabulous clothes products for $69 as well.
26:08Leave the man alone.
26:10Hey.
26:10Wrap me all night long.
26:13We have a caller, Titi.
26:14So let's take our caller.
26:15Let's take our first caller.
26:16Caller, are you there?
26:17Yes, I'm here.
26:19My name is Betty.
26:20I have a question about the rapture.
26:24Oh.
26:25Is it long enough to cover someone's face?
26:28I want to buy one for my friend, Joan.
26:30But yes, the rapture is definitely long enough to wrap your friend's face.
26:33So what we're going to do, we're going to take the rapture, and this is your friend's face.
26:36This is a nice looking young man.
26:38So I don't know what your friend's face is looking like.
26:40But you just take that rapture, you wrap it a few times.
26:42Could the person whose face is currently being wrapped, could they say a few words?
26:48No, they cannot.
26:49Well, then I'll take ten.
26:51For the beautiful cosmetics, lady.
26:53Are your cosmetics cruelty-free?
26:58No, they are not.
26:59I just ordered the entire line of cosmetics.
27:03And all of the scarves.
27:05Goodbye.
27:06Goodbye.
27:06Goodbye.
27:06You have a blessed day.
27:08I have been the one and the only Moan Collins.
27:10And I am Queen Never Titi, but again, my friend's Cabotiti.
27:13Have a great night.
27:15We'll haunt you in your dreams.
27:17Boo.
27:37And your nasty, nasty wig is all over my chair.
27:41Your zombie wig.
27:43This is how I felt after that challenge.
27:45Just scalp?
27:45I'm scalped.
27:46Just scalp.
27:47You're not plucked anymore.
27:48Just scalp.
27:49Dawn and I did absolutely amazing on that Homespoken Network segment.
27:54I felt like I interacted with her very well.
27:56And there's only two spots in the semifinals, so I need to win this challenge.
28:01And I need some NBQ points.
28:02Please.
28:03You did look amazing in that commercial.
28:05Sister, honestly, you have been such a support system for me these past weeks.
28:09That's what we're supposed to do.
28:11Like, I would have never thought Morgan McMichaels.
28:13I'm taking another alcoholic.
28:15That's okay.
28:15I have to ask.
28:16I didn't ask.
28:16Like I said, I'm taking it.
28:17Oh, well, sorry, bitch.
28:19I'm stressed.
28:20I'm stressing.
28:21Well, it is a stressful day.
28:22Kierry's at six.
28:23You're at four.
28:23I'm at three.
28:24Morphine is at two.
28:25You're at two.
28:26Mystique is at one.
28:27I mean, I carried up five points last week, so it's truly anyone's game that could go anywhere.
28:32Whoever's in the bottom control this game.
28:35Control the game.
28:36Yeah.
28:36What I have learned these past two weeks is that winning just a challenge is not enough.
28:42I've won two challenges.
28:44I only have four points.
28:45Do you think if I were in the top tonight, I would be deserving of points because I won all
28:49three challenges?
28:49I don't think anybody deserves anything.
28:52I'm like looking at everything in general.
28:54Yeah.
28:55Ugh.
28:56I'm in second place in the game, but I'm feeling a little concerned because I don't think any of these
29:02girls will give me points.
29:04Maybe Morphine, but then if Morphine wins, she can't give me a point.
29:07I'm not okay.
29:09I'm losing my fucking marbles right now.
29:13Sister, how was everything?
29:15I'm good.
29:15How do you feel about it?
29:16I was very disappointed, to be honest, yesterday.
29:18Why?
29:19Because I wanted more collaboration between us.
29:22And at one point, you were just like, oh, girl, shut up, girl.
29:26First off, you was going totally out of order and out of sync.
29:30I was trying to collaborate and just like banter more.
29:32Right, but we can't jump from product to product to product because that confuses people.
29:37If I would have let Lucky just do whatever, it would have threw me and my script completely off.
29:43And then the judges will say, well, y'all was a hot ass mess.
29:47No mail.
29:48And plus the whole cake aspect, you smashed the cake in your mouth and cake went everywhere.
29:52Well, yeah, because we need to like go crazy.
29:54This is campy.
29:54This is fun.
29:55You know what I mean?
29:55Like we can't be worried about getting cake on a dress and like.
29:57No, no, no.
29:58I told you up front, I don't want to get white on this game.
30:02Mystique was so sweet in the beginning.
30:04We had such a like nice connection.
30:06And now it's like, girl, I even want to get my point back from week one.
30:10Because this lit such a bitter taste in my mouth.
30:13And I'm not talking about the fucking cake.
30:15So how do you feel about our commercial?
30:17I feel like it was cute, but I feel like there's parts with me that could have been better.
30:21But it was still fabulous.
30:22Yeah, for once in your life.
30:26I know that Akiri and I smashed this challenge.
30:29We had fun.
30:29We did what we needed to do to be in the top two.
30:32I am a little nervous, though, because just like the rest of the girls, I'm still going to depend on
30:37an MBQ point or two to get into the semifinals.
30:40If you find it in your hearts to give me an MBQ point because I've been such a nice girl
30:44to all of you, then that would be amazing.
30:46Is this where the campaigning starts?
30:48Yeah, girl.
30:49Okay.
30:49Right?
30:50If I'm not in the top two this week, I'm going to have to decide who I'm going to give
30:54my MBQ point to.
30:55And for me, it's about who I believe should be representing bracket one in the semifinals.
31:05Akiri for MBQ.
31:08We'll twerk by MBQ point.
31:10We'll twerk by MBQ point.
31:12I can.
31:13Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars.
31:18It's Michelle Visage.
31:20Now, Michelle, what's the craziest thing you ever bought off the television?
31:24Hmm.
31:24I bought breast enhancement cream.
31:27Oh.
31:27Spoiler alert, it didn't work.
31:30Was it kosher?
31:32The irrepressible T.S. Madison.
31:35What's the craziest thing you ever bought off the TV?
31:36I bought this manifestation bracelet that never works.
31:40I kept rubbing it and rubbing it, honey, thinking that I was going to get a hairy man.
31:44And all I ended up was me.
31:48And our extra special guest judge, Christina Ricci.
31:52Hello, my love.
31:53Hello.
31:53Now, what's the craziest thing you ever bought off the television?
31:56I bought a Thighmaster from Suzanne Somers, which is how I got my infamous stars.
32:02Now, that works.
32:03So happy you're here.
32:05This week, we challenged our all-stars to sell monster merch on the home spooky network.
32:11All-stars, start your engines.
32:13And may the best drag queen win.
32:17Above the House.
32:19Category is Paris, France.
32:22A purse.
32:24Dawn.
32:25Bonsoir.
32:26It is me, the fashion rock.
32:28Did somebody say rabies?
32:32Listen, I've never been to Paris, but I love the movie Ratatouille.
32:35Paris has a real rat problem.
32:38This dress is fashion, it's camp, and it's quintessential dawn with an elevated little twist.
32:45Listen, I hear that she gets all the tail.
32:48Just get back when I step on the runway.
32:51Up next, Morphine loved Dion.
32:54Rue, her pussy is literally on fire.
32:57For tonight's runway, I'm giving Paris catacombs.
33:01The candles are lit up.
33:03The smoke is coming out of the dress.
33:05Only you can prevent runway fires.
33:08And I have about 20,000 skulls on me.
33:12And they're all from former Rue Girls.
33:14Just kidding.
33:15Morphine, you've never looked more beautiful.
33:19Death actually becomes her.
33:20Yes, it does.
33:24Up next, Lucky Stars.
33:26Pop goes the easel.
33:30I am the Lou, darling.
33:32And I have on the biggest paint palette in the world.
33:36And probably the biggest headpiece in Drag Race history.
33:40You gotta back shit that shit.
33:42Oh, she's giving us an Eiffel.
33:45I'm so fucking proud of it.
33:47I am just feeling so accomplished right now.
33:49Bidding starts at $20.
33:52Up next, Mystique Summers.
33:55The notes of this perfume are, you cannot afford me.
33:58Oh, oh, oh.
33:59I'm giving the black Charlize Theron her ad campaign for an iconic fragrance, which is based in Paris.
34:07Spray a little fragrance here, a little there.
34:09Very, very regal-like.
34:11This look is deorable.
34:13This might become a signature Mystique look.
34:16Clock that body.
34:18Watch out, Rihanna.
34:21Up next, Akeria C. Davenport.
34:25Ooh.
34:25Bitch, we are bananas this week.
34:27Shout out to Josephine Baker, the Parisian icon.
34:30Baker?
34:31I don't even know her.
34:33Yes, I made this.
34:34Bitch, I think this is a thousand bananas.
34:36And guess what?
34:37They're all fully rhinestone.
34:39How much for just one banana?
34:40Mmm, a poink.
34:41Oh.
34:43I feel so sexy.
34:44Like, you girls can't take all of this.
34:47She put the ass in potassium.
34:51Up next, Morgan McMichaels.
34:54Oh, it's Joan of Crawford.
34:56I know her very well.
34:58I'm giving Joan of Arc French heroin.
35:00Ooh, who needs a purse?
35:02Joan of Arc is also a style of cutlery, so that is on my armor.
35:06And I'm feeling very, very warrior-esque.
35:09What the fork?
35:10Joan of Arc fought for what is right.
35:13She fought against tyranny.
35:14And I love a strong woman.
35:16God told her to do it.
35:29Welcome, Queens.
35:31Tournament of All-Stars rules are in full effect.
35:35Tonight, I'll name the top two All-Stars of the week,
35:38and each will receive two points.
35:41Then the top two will lip-sync for their chance,
35:44to win 10,000 doulas and one extra point.
35:49Ladykins, this is the last week of your bracket.
35:53The top two Queens with the most points
35:55will continue on to the semifinals
35:57and the chance to win a grand prize of 200,000 doulas.
36:04Yeah.
36:04Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
36:06First up, Dawn.
36:08You gave us buzzkill razor,
36:12and you were in control and you were leading it,
36:15and it felt very believable.
36:18You did a great job with the constant hustling
36:20and thinking of things to say.
36:22Oh, do I have a deal for you!
36:23And I love this look.
36:26Your eye makeup is just gorgeous.
36:27You're like a beautiful rat.
36:30I get told that a lot.
36:31You have learned how to hone the essence of Dawn,
36:35and it's been lovely to watch.
36:37Thank you so much.
36:38That means a lot.
36:39All right, up next, Morphine Love Dion.
36:42Morphine, I love this look.
36:44Honey, let me tell you something.
36:44A little skull and bone ain't never hurt nobody.
36:47Uh-uh, never.
36:48I'm just transfixed by this skeletal thing
36:52moving with you while you talk.
36:53It's really amazing.
36:54I just shaved really deep.
36:56In your shopping presentation,
36:58I thought you two were wonderful together.
37:00Kudos to you for being covered in gross,
37:02disgusting blood and doing the bald cap thing
37:05because it was gross, but you made it funny.
37:07I wasn't as big a fan.
37:10Dawn created a rapport with the people at home,
37:12but you did not.
37:14You're there to get people to buy things.
37:16I never wanted to buy your meat.
37:20Up next, Lucky Stars.
37:22Lucky, I have to say,
37:24I didn't know what type of vampire you were.
37:27So I was inspired by a fungus.
37:28I was inspired by a Venus flytrap.
37:30But it didn't help to sell the product
37:32the way maybe a more traditional take
37:34on a vampire would have.
37:35I think the biggest struggle that I had, Lucky,
37:37was when it was done,
37:38I still didn't know what you were really selling.
37:40There were some misinterpretations
37:42that were unintentionally funny.
37:46You didn't know what kosher was.
37:48You live in Florida.
37:50I wish you had paid as much attention
37:53to what you were selling
37:54that you do in your drag
37:56because the details here are magnificent.
37:58This outfit is amazing.
38:00You are gorgeous tonight.
38:02Thank you so much.
38:03I appreciate that.
38:04That's an honor.
38:05Up next, Mystique Summers.
38:08Mystique, when Lucky felt insecure
38:10or not sure about what she was going to say next,
38:12you were there.
38:13Every one of those bags I would have bought.
38:16The way that you came around
38:17in front of the counter
38:18and told me they had death certificates.
38:21That's right.
38:22It was just everything.
38:23You had done your homework.
38:24You were a little mean.
38:26I'm getting there if you pay attention, honey.
38:28But you were good.
38:30This outfit, I love the color.
38:31The concept for Paris is light.
38:34I think you're doing like a perfume ad.
38:36Correct.
38:37I think it's dazzling
38:38and you look gorgeous.
38:39Your makeup is beautiful.
38:40But I just wonder if there was maybe a way
38:42to really drive home that reference
38:43a little bit better.
38:44Okay.
38:45Up next, Akeria C. Davenport.
38:48Akeria, baby, you sold me a rap.
38:51Listen, it was woven by your subjects.
38:53Yes.
38:54Come on, Queen TT.
38:55Queen TT.
38:56You, lady, were my favorite.
38:57I laughed out loud more times
38:59than I did watching anybody else.
39:01There were so many lines
39:02that I quoted afterwards
39:03that I thought were really
39:04just so genuinely funny.
39:05And sometimes what you have to do
39:06is you have to wrap yourself up
39:08what you mean.
39:09You looked great.
39:09And you have a very distinctive personality.
39:12But my issue had to do
39:14with looking at the camera.
39:15Because when you don't look at the camera,
39:17it feels like what you're saying
39:18with your body language is,
39:20don't look at me.
39:21I want to defer to my partner.
39:23Now, this concept here is so fabulous.
39:27I've never seen a Josephine Baker
39:28done this way.
39:29It's very, very smart.
39:30And you look so beautiful.
39:33Up next, Morgan McMichaels.
39:36You chose Joan of Arc.
39:37Of course you did.
39:38I think my favorite part about this
39:40is that hair.
39:40That hair is such a fun shape
39:43and cutout.
39:44This is what we're looking for
39:45on an all-star stage.
39:46That level of wink, wink, nudge, nudge,
39:49but done to a couture level.
39:51And that's what this looks like.
39:53Just beautiful.
39:54In the Television Shopping Network segment,
39:56I loved how you worked with the product.
39:59I thought it was great
40:00how you prepared the part of your skin
40:03to show and show the before and after.
40:05I thought that was really smart.
40:06Favorite line when Akeria said,
40:08does it come in deceased?
40:09And you said, it comes in white.
40:11I thought you were really good.
40:13You had bits.
40:14You had product information all prepared.
40:17You delivered a host.
40:19Thank you, all stars.
40:20I think we've heard enough.
40:21While you untuck,
40:23the judges and I will deliberate.
40:25Oh, and one last detail.
40:28This week's bottom four queens
40:30must give away their MVQ point
40:33on the main stage,
40:35immediately following the final lip sync.
40:38You may leave the stage.
40:42All right, now, just between us girlfriends,
40:44what do you think?
40:45Now, we're looking for the top two all-stars
40:47of the week.
40:48I think we can all across this panel agree
40:51that Dawn did pretty much everything right.
40:53She seemed the most like a host
40:55that you would see on QVC or HSN,
40:57and I just loved the Parisian rat.
41:00It was so clever and so chic.
41:02Christina, but I think you meant so squeak.
41:05What I loved about Morphine
41:06was basically her connection to Dawn.
41:08She just really relied on the camaraderie
41:11she had with Dawn,
41:12which was good.
41:13But the Phantom of the Opera look
41:15was so well done, so great.
41:18This is where she was strong at.
41:20Lucky was flat.
41:21She was treading water.
41:23I mean, I've seen Nose Veratu, honey,
41:24but that was just Nose, don't do it.
41:26But I really thought her runway look
41:29was fantastic.
41:30I like Mystique.
41:31She was a hit for me in the infomercial.
41:34She made a mistake to me,
41:35which was allowing the person
41:36that you're working with to annoy her.
41:38It was kind of funny
41:40because it gave her an angle.
41:41I loved the way she looked on the runway,
41:44but it was not the same level of concept
41:46or execution that the other girls did.
41:49Well, I do have to say
41:50that Akiria was one of my favorites
41:52next to Mystique.
41:53I think that she did sell it.
41:55I thought she was funny.
41:56I thought she had lines.
41:57She sold that wrap.
41:58Yeah, you're right.
41:59She did have some prepared stuff,
42:01which was good.
42:02Could have been better,
42:03but the Paris look was fabulous,
42:05and I'm here for it.
42:07Morgan is one of the most
42:09quick-witted kids
42:11that I have ever met,
42:12and she nailed this challenge.
42:14Her Joan of Arc look was incredible,
42:16and it was so perfectly executed.
42:18You expect a drag queen
42:19to take an editorial viewpoint
42:21that is unexpected,
42:23that's beautiful,
42:24and that's exactly what she did
42:25with this Joan of Arc look.
42:27All right, silence.
42:28I have made my decision.
42:30Really?
42:31Yes, I have.
42:32Bring back my all-stars.
42:42Welcome back, all-stars.
42:44Based on your home
42:45spooky network performances
42:46and your Paris, France
42:49runway presentations,
42:50I've made some decisions.
42:53The top two all-stars
42:54of the week are...
43:00Don...
43:03and Morgan McMichaels.
43:05Oh.
43:09Condragulations.
43:10You've each earned two points.
43:12The rest of you
43:14may step to the back of the stage.
43:17I love you.
43:23Don and Morgan.
43:25This week,
43:26you were both top sellers,
43:28but tonight,
43:29there can only be
43:30one winner.
43:32Two all-stars
43:34stand before me.
43:35Ladies,
43:36this is your last chance
43:38to impress me,
43:39win $10,000,
43:41and earn
43:42a coveted extra point
43:44in the Tournament of All-Stars.
43:46The time has come.
43:48Will you
43:49to lip-sync
43:50for
43:52your
43:53legacy?
43:56I'm one point
43:56off of the semifinals.
43:58Don has six.
43:59Akira has six.
44:00I have five.
44:01One extra point
44:01could make or break me.
44:03Still never won a lip-sync.
44:05In fact,
44:05I've lost to Morgan already,
44:07and I feel like
44:08winning the lip-sync
44:08is the only way
44:09to, like, secure
44:10my spot.
44:11I want to get
44:12this fucking cat.
44:14Good luck,
44:15and don't
44:17fuck it up.
44:18We're about to be up
44:20on night,
44:21waking up
44:21with zombies.
44:22So put your
44:23balls all over me.
44:24You zombie boy,
44:25you zombie boy.
44:33See you over there
44:34in the back of
44:35this party
44:36and your girlfriend
44:37isn't here.
44:38Yeah, your girlfriend
44:39isn't here.
44:40Boy inside the cage
44:42looking angry
44:42and tired
44:43like you've been
44:44up for days.
44:45like you've been
44:46flicked.
44:47Cause you're an
44:48animal,
44:49an animal
44:50and you're
44:51closing in all
44:52my eyes.
44:54I'm going to see
44:55this thing
44:56and I'm so tired.
44:58I could be a type
44:59from your zombie life.
45:01Now I'm
45:02dancing straight.
45:03Morgan is giving me
45:04the rocker
45:05chick fantasy
45:06and Don is giving me
45:07a sickening
45:08rat.
45:35I'll see you
45:36in my dreams.
45:38I can't sayientele
45:40as I
45:41die. I can't
45:43be a type of zombie boy.
45:45Morgan sees thing to
45:48fly.
45:49I
45:50can't be
45:50a type of zombie boy.
45:53Shit, I need
45:54no more
45:54I don't
45:55I need
45:55to leave somebody
45:56I I
45:58can't
45:58help
45:58be up boy.
46:01Ah!
46:11All-stars, I've made my decision.
46:20Don, condragulations, you're a winner, baby.
46:23Thank you so much.
46:25You've won a cash tip of $10,000.
46:28And you've earned an extra point, condragulations.
46:33Akyria, Lucky, Morphine, Mystique.
46:38Please step forward.
46:47Bottom four.
46:48It's time for you to give your MVQ point to the all-star you believe is the most valuable queen
46:55of the week.
46:56Choose wisely, because your MVQ point could determine which queens advance to the semifinals.
47:04In the event of a tie, the final decision of who moves forward will be mine to make.
47:10Currently, Don has seven points.
47:14Akyria has six points.
47:16Morgan has five points.
47:19Morphine and Lucky have two points each.
47:21And Mystique has one point.
47:26Queens, write down the name of your MVQ now.
47:32This point ceremony is very gaggy, because you don't know what is going to happen.
47:36The emotions are high.
47:37Morphine is crying.
47:38Don is sitting there with all these points.
47:40Morgan and Akyria are so close.
47:43Mystique is over there.
47:45Still mad about cake.
47:46I don't know what is going to happen now.
47:48Lipsticks down.
47:52Akyria.
47:53Which queen gets your MVQ point?
47:59The queen I decided to give my MVQ point to this week showed me a new side of friendship and
48:05sisterhood.
48:05I know this decision could really take me out this game.
48:10I'm really being fucked in the brain right now.
48:12Like, with no lube.
48:14I'm deciding to give the point that I have to give away.
48:20To Morgan McMichaels.
48:22Thank you, sister.
48:26There's a half point.
48:28That takes Morgan to six points.
48:32Lucky, who gets your MVQ point?
48:35This queen is someone who has been like a guardian angel to me, and she inspires me to believe in
48:41myself.
48:42And I've decided on this night to give my point to Morgan McMichaels.
48:52That takes Morgan to seven points.
48:58Morphe, who gets your MVQ point?
49:03This queen, I couldn't be here without her.
49:07She's my sister, and I'm so proud of her.
49:10And I just want her to move forward and represent season 16.
49:13So, my point goes to my sister Dawn.
49:16Thank you, baby.
49:17I love you.
49:19That takes Dawn to eight points.
49:23Dawn has made it into the semifinals, but Ikeri and I are both still in the running.
49:28There's only one point left, the point coming from Mystique Summers of Madison.
49:32So, is it a bit nail-biting?
49:35Fuck yeah, it's nail-biting.
49:37Mystique, who gets your MVQ point?
49:44Being last in line, I'm the wild card.
49:47Because no one knows the type of game I'm playing.
49:49And my point can change everything.
49:52It's all about who you truly believe in and who you want to represent your bracket.
49:58I believe in this one person.
50:00I believe they have what it takes because they're so humble and pretty much an underdog that everybody should watch
50:06out for.
50:07I'm giving Maya a point to...
50:11Akeria.
50:15That takes Akeria to seven points.
50:18Thank you so much.
50:20Oh, fuck, bitch.
50:21That's a tie.
50:22Dusty Crusty-o.
50:26All stars.
50:28All the points for this bracket have now been awarded.
50:31Which means, Dawn, with eight points, you are advancing to the semifinals.
50:37Condragulation.
50:39What the fuck?
50:40I get to go to the semifinals.
50:42I don't know what to do.
50:43I don't know how to handle it.
50:45I think I get a cat.
50:46I think I get a cat.
50:48Morgan Akeria.
50:50With seven points each, you're tied for second place.
50:54And I am the tiebreaker.
50:56I want this so bad, but Morgan is somebody I see as a real sister.
51:00And my heart has just literally shit itself.
51:05Based on your performances tonight and all season long, I've made my decision.
51:13I really want to go.
51:14And I really want Akeria to go.
51:16But Dawn already got one spot.
51:18So, fingers crossed that it's me.
51:25Akeria, you are moving on to the semifinals.
51:28Condragulation.
51:32Oh, I'm in the fucking semifinals.
51:34I want to run up to Rue and kiss her right now.
51:36She probably would have cursed me out.
51:37I never would have been okay.
51:38Because I'd still be going to the semifinals.
51:43Had it been any other bitch, I'd be pissed.
51:45But it's Akeria, and that bitch is a force to be reckoned with.
51:48And I love her to pieces.
51:51Morgan, Morphine, Lucky, and Mystique.
51:55All is not lost.
51:57You still have a chance to be this season's comeback queen.
52:03At the end of bracket number three, Michelle and I will choose three eliminated queens
52:09to be entered into the wild card lottery.
52:13The one all-star chosen will join the competition starting in the semifinals.
52:18For the chance to win the grand prize of $200,000.
52:25That's sick, mate.
52:26That's crazy.
52:28Queens, from the bottom of my heart, thank you for all your hard work.
52:33And remember, if you can't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?
52:37Can I get an amen up in here?
52:39Amen.
52:39All right, now let the music play.
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