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Love Island Season 13 Episode 6
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too.
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:52Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Men!
01:12We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:43Bye, friend.
01:43the universe and consulting scientific experts. Their conclusion? The original Big Bang got
01:50one thing wrong. Daytime. The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night.
02:09Day is the new night and black is, well black is still the new black. And in the biggest
02:16ever shake up to the format, we had night time entrances.
02:29How are we getting out of here? How do you get out of here?
02:36Oh my gosh, help me.
02:42Oh my God!
02:48Oh my God! OMG!
02:52Oh my, no, I've got to be set. No, what the hell?
03:01Oh my God, help, help! Thank you. Thank you, thank you.
03:10Oh my, hey. Yes, sir.
03:15Hi.
03:16We said you all right? Did we get out?
03:18Oh, sweet, probably.
03:22Here's to you. Here's to you. Here's to me. Here's to us.
03:25Here's to us. Here's to us. Here's to us. Here's the way!
03:28Here's the way!
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa,
03:36a brand new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
03:38and those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London.
03:48Hello? Hello? Anyone here?
03:51Oh no, they've gone. Where have they gone?
03:55Get me meow-a-jammer.
04:02Hello, it's me.
04:04Ian Sterling.
04:07Ian with two I's.
04:09The funny Scottish guy.
04:11Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi.
04:13I'm at the studio. Where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too, this series.
04:20Fancy!
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that.
04:28I'll find you!
04:35I'll take to the air.
04:39Wait, is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane.
04:58I'll take to the sea.
05:04I'll take to the air.
05:06Again.
05:08Ah, anyone know how to steer these things?
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh.
05:23And that's how free I want to be.
05:25Oh, I think I've found them.
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before.
05:35How are we doing, guys?
05:37News lovely, gorgeous, perfect settings.
05:40Ready to get going?
05:42Oh my God, it's sensational.
05:44Look at the view.
05:45Love.
05:46Montag.
05:50I just love kissing people.
05:51No, I can't...
05:53Cut that.
05:55Cut, cut, cut that out.
05:58Oh my God.
06:00Ooh, it's a hat.
06:02Guys, I'm a real cat.
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me.
06:11Like, I'm not actually here yet.
06:12Like, I cannot process this.
06:35I haven't had a mirror, so I don't know what I bloody look like.
06:37It's like grammar.
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your pins.
07:07Is that it?
07:07I know it's to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:10Well, that's my saying, I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth.
07:15Period.
07:17I actually just don't.
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
07:21But I don't think you do.
07:22I genuinely think I'm not even...
07:25I'm not even waffling.
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea and the shark's at me one-on-one,
07:38I'm coming out on top.
07:41Ask any of my friends, call them at home.
07:43I promise you, I've been saying this for years.
07:46All you've got to do is come and...
07:47Bang! It's gone.
07:49You didn't even see that coming.
07:58Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of The Islanders' big entrance,
08:02the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
08:05This time, there are no games.
08:08It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius!
08:13Get The Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So, yes, LaBound is doing things a little differently this year,
08:22but one thing that will never change are the get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Yeah.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant.
08:36Look at that.
08:37Professional.
08:38Oh, shit.
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:40Okay.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:42This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43What?
08:44On something like this.
08:45No.
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:47Um...
08:48Yes, please.
08:49Let me get you some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:50Bear with.
08:52Bear with.
08:52Bear with.
08:53Bear with.
08:55Wait.
08:56What are you eating?
08:58Ice lollies, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:01Ha-ha.
09:03I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is wrong?
09:09That is so...
09:10No, no, no.
09:11Who have you dated, like?
09:12I'm actually never dating anyone who does it,
09:13because I'm like, I can't cope with that.
09:15I feel like people judge me.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Just based on how I look.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Like I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Um...
09:21I do think you do give that.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Oh, you're not gonna lie.
09:29Do you want ice lolly instead?
09:31No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo, then?
09:39What's I, then?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye.
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think.
09:45What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there?
09:52What?
09:52What?
09:53Oh, what?
09:53The bit in the middle?
09:55It's an island?
09:56No!
09:57Like...
09:58What?
09:58What is that to you?
10:00Like a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know.
10:03It's a...
10:04Uh...
10:05What would you call it?
10:06Like...
10:06Oh, go put that on the...
10:09Counter, yeah.
10:10Counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:15Aye.
10:16Do you want to do your cup?
10:18Yes, please.
10:18Yes, fine.
10:19Go with.
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They used the filter in the fridge.
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned
10:54that Lorenzo really has a way with words.
10:57I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
10:59No, not in a bad...
11:02No, I mean like, you are very sexy.
11:06You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous?
11:07No, maybe I used that word wrong.
11:09I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15It should have been Maneater.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not promiscuous.
11:20You'd think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious
11:23outburst, but au contraire.
11:25Turns out, he was just getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing.
11:29It's like a...
11:30Is it fuck?
11:31No.
11:32What?
11:32It's bad.
11:33It's whatever fault.
11:34Aidan's a top tart.
11:36Are we calling...
11:36Are we calling each other tarts?
11:39Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45Brilliant.
11:45I'm just not going to speak for the next...
11:47Yeah, you know he said I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious...
11:53No!
11:54That's what I thought.
11:55No.
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:58Like you're like a hoe?
11:58No, it's not.
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous,
12:06but close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:19My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes!
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know, that's her.
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:27Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:30So...
12:32I'm thinking...
12:34Wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them.
12:43The Extenders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant!
12:46OK, OK.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it.
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone is...
12:55She doesn't actually say that though.
12:57When you come downstairs.
12:58She put it on her Instagram...
12:59How is she filling Grant?
13:00No, no.
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had...
13:03It was the one year.
13:03When you got it done then?
13:03She went happy one year to filling Grant.
13:05Hey look.
13:06Magnificent.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Partridge on Love Island?
13:24Well Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31Hartfordshire.
13:32You?
13:32Me!
13:33Me!
13:35Wherever about this is that though.
13:36I am a female.
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37OK, I'm down.
13:39It's not down.
13:40It's south.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah.
13:43What about that?
13:43I don't know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:50What junction are you?
13:52I've never heard that one.
13:5222.
13:53How do you not know you come off on a junction?
13:56I know the Mo way.
13:56We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah.
14:00I feel like I'm seven and I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they work out where the junctions.
14:06My way don't end.
14:07Where does it end?
14:09Where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle.
14:12Right, Hertfordshire's North East.
14:14This is where I get a little bit lost.
14:15So just slow.
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23OK, carry on.
14:24Right, London's in there.
14:25This is London.
14:25Where is it?
14:27Like just North of London?
14:28North, what is it?
14:29North East.
14:30Yes, Essex is literally.
14:32Essex is near.
14:33Right, OK, just simple, simple wording.
14:35So you've got North of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire.
14:37Then you've got Essex.
14:39And then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:42Now he's talking.
14:43You go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25.
14:47Ding.
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it?
14:49No, no, no.
14:50I know my maps.
14:52OK.
14:52I'm good with my maps, yeah.
14:54Do you drive to...?
14:55We're like that?
14:55Yeah.
14:56I drive in Scotland, I'm free.
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way.
15:04Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left hand drive?
15:07Left hand drive like normal?
15:09No.
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:11Same as England, right?
15:12Why?
15:12Oh my God.
15:13You never know because it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions though?
15:18Aye.
15:19We do.
15:20Dragons.
15:20What junction are you?
15:22I don't know.
15:23Does no one know their junction?
15:24No one knows their junction.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask to be honest.
15:28Yeah, I've never been asked.
15:29I've never been asked.
15:30It's a junction.
15:30It's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews
15:39to ask OP, what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right.
15:43I'm going to be uns uns all the time.
15:45But I'm actually like...
15:46Ah, ran out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words
15:51what OP like.
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage
16:16from the last week in the villa.
16:17Here we go.
16:18One, two, three.
16:20I believe in cheese.
16:22Can you stop please?
16:24No, my G.
16:27Because I'm repping about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us girls?
16:30Go to N's pose, come back and then I'll go.
16:32If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard hitting clips.
16:43And again!
16:44And again!
16:45And again!
16:46And full body flips.
16:48Fantastic.
16:50Just say it like it is.
16:51Like a duck or Mozart?
16:53Duck to water.
16:54It's the same thing!
16:58This year's Islanders really are the goats.
17:02Oh!
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject.
17:15Opie.
17:15But!
17:17What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm going to be uns uns all the time.
17:22But I'm actually like uns uns.
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's like, again, Ops is different.
17:27Ops is a, I'm like an onion.
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion.
17:32Ops is an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie's onions.
17:35Is that going to be the Opie's onions?
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea,
17:43Opie.
17:43But you do you.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier
17:55at Mallorca airport, but not inside the villa.
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who Shrek?
18:01Yeah.
18:02That's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point actually.
18:05I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Shrek Scottish isn't he?
18:08You're in bed with Shrek.
18:09Well done.
18:11Fiona!
18:15Donkey.
18:15Donkey.
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what?
18:19What?
18:19You can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad.
18:22Lord Farquaad.
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:35That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre last time.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aiden wasn't true, love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no
18:59way it could get any more blue.
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series, phone roulette.
19:10One by one our islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the
19:19phone.
19:20Oh!
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice!
19:26Suck the toes!
19:28Suck the toes!
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:37Samuraj!
19:38Samuraj!
19:39Oh, here we go.
19:41Okay.
19:41Oh no!
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:47Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed.
19:53Oh no, I'm scared!
20:00You've got to lie down though.
20:01And then put this leg over like this.
20:05I like this.
20:06Yeah!
20:08I love that one too!
20:10Great position!
20:12Yeah, does anyone know the actual, like, name for that?
20:15It's called the Samuraj Special!
20:20Lorenzo!
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
20:27Oh!
20:29Good question!
20:30The couple that I can't see working, I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola.
20:37I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:38Ooh!
20:40Could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with...
20:45I think she should be with George.
20:48Ooh!
20:50Because she likes George.
20:51Yeah!
20:52Fucking hell!
20:54Did you miss him?
20:56I like Robin, so...
20:58Yeah!
21:01Ellie!
21:02Yay!
21:05Yay!
21:07Ding ding!
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
21:12Oh!
21:13That's a good one.
21:14You haven't got to pick me.
21:16Are you messing?
21:16This is your time to shine.
21:18Do you fancy kiss?
21:19Do you want it?
21:21Yeah!
21:22Right.
21:25It's bad.
21:26It's bad.
21:26Ha ha ha ha!
21:33Say that, eh?
21:34You win it, you win!
21:35You can just do it here if you want.
21:36Oh, do it here, look.
21:38Oh, I don't know how to do it.
21:40Oh, I don't know how to do it.
21:40Oh, hey.
21:40Fucking hell.
21:42Go on, 15!
21:43Tom!
21:44Oh, look at his hand!
21:45Yay!
21:47Yay!
21:49It's all love, brother.
21:50It's all love, man.
21:51How you doing?
21:52Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, matey.
21:55Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe sucking?
22:13No.
22:13No.
22:14No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally.
22:18Not normally.
22:18Hands up for toe sucking.
22:19Oh.
22:20Oh.
22:21There's more than me thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:25Oh, that's so hot.
22:26It's so hot.
22:27I've never really, like, let someone suck me toes.
22:30That's hot.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Wait, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:35What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting her toes sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:50Oh, not after that performance.
22:52You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:55Oh.
22:56Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe sucking, or does the tongue, like, run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What did you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:14I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot.
23:17But I won't be like, oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mmm.
23:21Like I say, I'm more about the arms.
23:23Have you ever said that?
23:25Like I say, like I'm supposed to know.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:32Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa,
23:47and that a latte is a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the ice?
23:59How many ice cubes do you want?
24:03One, two...
24:04Four.
24:05Nah, that's not what I fit.
24:06Four?
24:06It's going to fall out the cup.
24:08Two, please.
24:09So, I'm making a coffee in the morning.
24:12Basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really.
24:17It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24What do I fill it up?
24:26Just try that, try that, and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Cos I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39No.
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not, I'm going to just be caramel.
24:48Don't be fussy.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning, I think it's quite normal.
24:53Cos I made her one, her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Eddie, I'll have a double shot,
25:10mocha chocka, defrocka, frapper, nacka, De Niro.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:24Go on.
25:24If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you flippin' with me?
25:32No!
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, grand.
25:36But I'm actually dead serious.
25:38Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net, look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:44That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:51Right, any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:56It's time for a break.
25:57So, we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact!
26:17You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits.
26:19So, let's get this party started.
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like to you?
26:24Do you want me to show you what I'm like to you?
26:24I'll give you a shot.
26:25Okay, ready?
26:26Tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun,
26:30tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:32Yeah, say that.
26:32That's me on the deck, please!
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Mate, will God blow your nose?
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker!
26:59They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:03That's the damn attack.
27:05You've dushed your head.
27:06Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Mads!
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Right, any other fun facts?
27:21Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh my god.
27:32Perry the platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb!
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:36So a platypus.
27:37Does it sweat?
27:41Water, blood, or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:46Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard that at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair, though, you're not a teacher.
27:54I don't teach the kids that.
27:56Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read, like, chick flicks.
28:08You know when they're, like, nothingy?
28:09They're not, like, you're reading, like, psychological books.
28:12Like, that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like...
28:14I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16I do like that.
28:16I'm not gonna lie.
28:17We're literally book club, guys.
28:20Yeah, you're not out, BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love, um, Claire Douglas does, like, murder mystery.
28:31Ooh.
28:32Podcast.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find my self-help books.
28:39I'm like, I low-key know half of this stuff I do.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like, you should know this shit.
28:44Like, who doesn't know this hard arm they're living their life not knowing this stuff?
28:46Yeah.
28:47You just continue your book chats.
28:49I'm gonna go.
28:49No, but we were saying, like, hey, everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you girls chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books and I'm not gonna lie, don't read.
29:01Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She was like, nah, nah.
29:04Forget this shit.
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Oh, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish kind.
29:11These are taking a test.
29:12Revolutionary.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We were thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:24I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation and you're like, oh, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just gonna go sit on myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool actually is.
29:51You're gonna have to teach me some slanking how serious.
29:53Cos when we go out and I come down and we have to go out and we're gonna have to
29:57go out and we're gonna have to go out and...
29:58Scott wants up to me.
29:59Is he?
30:06You come up there.
30:07You come up there.
30:09You come up right down.
30:09You come up.
30:10Well, when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:14Yep.
30:17When I come off.
30:18When I come off.
30:18When I come off.
30:20You're fine.
30:21It's a way.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry.
30:23I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs.
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next Unseen bit, Robin.
30:30It's Islanders get scared by something!
30:34What?!
30:35Do you know what I like? I like, like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No-one's actually pulled me up, but...
30:45Can you...
30:47He likes you!
30:48Do you know what? They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be, like, a man.
30:57I know.
31:00Honestly, if I had chopsticks, I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:05Oh, my God, sorry, that is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I've been just attracting people who got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck's sake.
31:12Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take one for the team.
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face!
31:23I just saw that happen.
31:26In 4K, what the hell?
31:27Oh, my God.
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29Yeah.
31:30It's literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys just slapped me.
31:33I know if you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like, one day I'll just come over and I'll give you, like,
31:38I've brought you a gift.
31:39Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:42Ah!
31:45Why did...
31:46Why...
31:47Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that he's...
31:51That was the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:03Whoa!
32:04It just fell.
32:05Whoa, wait.
32:05Take a picture of it.
32:06It's a beetle.
32:07Oh, it's Islanders take a pic with something.
32:13I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm gonna take a pic of you taking a pic of...
32:17Me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You just told me to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I just don't mind.
32:34Beetle catching.
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the terrorists have seen some serious lip action.
32:56Oh, yeah.
33:06Oh, my God.
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:36Shut up, I swear to God I need to pee.
33:40You can just take in stuff.
33:45He's literally leaving me already, he's like, I need a way, how romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest
34:24people to come out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking funny.
34:32Disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:36Yeah.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her taken a shit?
34:45No.
34:45I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
34:53We did re-enact her.
35:00Let's see her, let's see her.
35:02No, I need to see it like front on.
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So what character do you want first?
35:09The wee lassie.
35:10There's two?
35:10No, the one that sat and did nothing.
35:13Right, you ready?
35:15I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
35:34This is like year 11 drama.
35:36Right, right.
35:37So you're stinky.
35:38Oh no, you're sorry, you're sorry, you're sorry.
35:40Right.
35:40Go, go, go.
35:42Which one of yes has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, what's that me?
35:48What's that me?
35:49What's that fucking one of yes?
35:51Disgusting!
35:55Sorry.
35:56Oh good brother.
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No.
36:03I don't.
36:03Are you ready?
36:04Go.
36:06Oh my God.
36:08Do you know what I mean?
36:08It's a bit much.
36:10I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:11I think they can't afford it.
36:12But what's that funny?
36:13Yeah Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
36:16It's disgusting.
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37:56Everyone say cheese, or better still everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits.
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:23Oh, you just put your hand up!
38:25Alright, listen, that's the least of my problems right now.
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons, you can make lemonade.
38:36Fuck off!
38:37At last, a talent that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying
38:49that Aiden, what a melt!
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite.
38:54That looks good.
38:55That looks good.
38:56Boyd Ramsey!
38:56Don't it, doesn't it?
38:57It smells good too, doesn't it?
38:58Is this mine, but it's yours?
38:59You're right.
39:00You're right.
39:02Are you joking, man?
39:05Can we share it?
39:09Wow.
39:09Has this been robbed?
39:11It's been robbed, mate.
39:12I know.
39:13It's alright, make another one.
39:14Round two.
39:15Oh, it's a bit soggy on that.
39:16It's a bit soggy.
39:19It's got a soggy bottom.
39:20Don't moan, babe.
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here then.
39:26Sorry, Aiden, it looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
39:30Oh, my God.
39:32Is it Sam's age?
39:33Can I have Sam?
39:34Oh, my God!
39:36That is the best thing I've ever tasted.
39:41Mmm.
39:43That gives me goosebumps.
39:45I've got a fillet on chibbers.
39:48Do you want to have that?
39:49I would.
39:51She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:05Yeah.
40:07Incredible from him.
40:11He's an amazing mum.
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa, the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:31Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday. They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Yasmin.
40:40It was funny.
40:42First, everyone pulled a funny face.
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Ellie and Samraj, it's not over yet.
40:55A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke, Samraj. I told you this was funny.
41:03The games have begun.
41:05I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells.
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
41:18Nice.
41:18Lovely, innit?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21Eh?
41:21Cavan, yeah, the K. It's different, innit?
41:23Oh, Cavan?
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:24I sound horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from? You got a bit of an accent?
41:28Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:31No?
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:3350, 50.
41:34I was going to say close enough, but it's mild.
41:37Damn it before.
41:38I'm a model, darling. I'm used to the cameras.
41:40Make sure you get my good side, OK?
41:43Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:44Cheers.
41:45Indeed.
41:46Sorry.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down. I actually can't see that fucking thing.
41:53I should have got that bow ties down, cos I'm splitting that down.
41:55Oh, innit?
41:56It's OK, there's a flyer.
41:57Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that.
41:59Cheers.
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on, let's go.
42:03Oh.
42:04It's fine.
42:09You just hit my head.
42:16It's back! It's time for...
42:19Beach Up Bonanza!
42:22I asked our anders to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks? I don't know, er...
42:29I could do the moonwalk.
42:34Mate, that was shit to be fair.
42:37I have the world's crappiest party tricks, which I'm going to show you guys, cos the world needs to see
42:43it.
42:52Ta-da!
42:58I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up, and a little like this.
43:04Make it rain.
43:05So, this one bends a lot worse than this one, but this one's pure minging.
43:14Tense my abs. I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:20One, two, one...
43:20Uh...
43:26Maybe?!
43:27I don't know!
43:32Oh, that's what I guess.
43:35Oops!
43:38Um...
43:38Oh, this is a good one!
43:43Oh, this is a good one.
43:45Oh!
43:50I've got really bendy, wendy hands so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one where I jump in the air and I grind on the floor.
44:00Oh!
44:01Oh no!
44:03I think we're okay.
44:07I'm sorry.
44:09Is it alright?
44:10Is that alright?
44:11Should I do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more...
44:18Beach Up!
44:24Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode,
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFTCOM.
44:34Let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly how I am at home.
44:39I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:42Me too!
44:44It's that time we get out of the room.
44:47If it doesn't dog get in random...
44:48100% they're going to use that shit.
44:50Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are ingesting time.
44:53It was a princess pop.
44:54It wasn't anything else.
44:56It wasn't a fart.
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin, thanks.
45:00See you next time.
45:01Bye!
45:02Bye!
45:19We'll be right back next week!
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