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Matinee Idol 1933
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00:00:07In the front of Hamlet, Doc.
00:00:09Sure. Can you get that inky?
00:00:11Back over here kicking this ladder.
00:00:45Now, Lance, the media has never commented in interviews on how big you are. Any comment?
00:00:51Look, I don't think about that. I never measured it. I guess it's pretty good. In fact, it's great. You
00:00:57know, they're all big on screen.
00:00:58Do you enjoy your sex scenes with co-star Linda Hand?
00:01:03Linda Hand's the studio's top female star. That's why we work together.
00:01:08And do you get together off camera?
00:01:12Linda and I have our own private life, so the only time we're together is when we're shooting.
00:01:18Well, I'm sure you have a very busy life, and it must be draining.
00:01:24Not really.
00:01:25Well, that's what I've heard.
00:01:26Oh.
00:01:29I'll tell you what. Why don't we have dinner tonight? Maybe we can continue this conversation about my after-hours
00:01:36reputation.
00:01:37Sorry, Lance. I can't. I have all these things.
00:01:40I hate to interrupt your interview, Mr. Hardy, but, uh, literally speaking, we do have to get this fucking scene
00:01:46shot. That's, uh, if you could be up for it. Yeah.
00:01:51Well, international box office star Lance Hardy has to get it hard.
00:02:00Okay, heat them up.
00:02:01I didn't need your extra.
00:02:03I didn't need your extra.
00:02:05I think that's what he's doing.
00:02:06A little box office star, really.
00:02:08We're excited. We're excited. We're excited.
00:02:10We watched too many of your own movies.
00:02:12Now, if your cock were as hard as your head, maybe we could get started.
00:02:15You know, you've got a terrific mouth.
00:02:18So I've been told.
00:02:20Especially when no words come out.
00:02:23Oh, for gosh sakes, Linda.
00:02:25This is supposed to be a sex scene. You're a nympho.
00:02:28Instead, you're acting like my wife.
00:02:30Quiet on the set, everybody.
00:02:32I'm sorry.
00:02:33Okay, okay.
00:02:35Let's just get this thing started, then, so we can get this dumb scene over with.
00:02:40You know he's right.
00:02:42Roll sound.
00:02:43Rolling.
00:02:44Speed.
00:02:45Speed.
00:02:47Mark it.
00:02:48Marker.
00:02:50Action.
00:03:11Oh, that's good.
00:03:33See.
00:03:48This man has somebody, clean this little thing.
00:03:49You know, that'd be funny, I'm sorry.
00:03:50That's the guy with the man you feathered for been.
00:03:51That's all these people I knew were in hell.
00:03:52And why would he out and this man have gone unrighteous now!
00:03:52That's all these people what you're looking at.
00:03:54And yes I can tell you.
00:03:55The one this was my mother you made me Humking with him than me.
00:03:58I was out and I couldn't escape.
00:04:34What did she do?
00:04:38Oh, did it hurt him?
00:04:42Linda bit Lance on his most precious asset.
00:04:49Okay, Phil.
00:04:51There's something I want you to say to both of them for me and Mr. Kuntz.
00:04:57Tell them to stop acting like prima donnas and finish the fucking movie.
00:05:04Now, if they don't do it, they'll never start another picture together again or separately either.
00:05:13Oh, what did she do now, Phil?
00:05:16She did what?
00:05:22All right, Phil.
00:05:23I'll get back to you.
00:05:30Lance said something to provoke Linda.
00:05:34So she bit his cock and walked off the set.
00:05:37Lance Hardy, boy asshole.
00:05:40Harvey, somewhere out there, there's got to be another schmuck with a pretty face and a big putz and able
00:05:46to come on cue.
00:05:47And if I ever find him, I'll run Mr. Lance Hardy's ass right out of Hollywood.
00:05:52You know, Bernie, this asshole that you're talking about, his last three pictures netted us 1.8 mil.
00:06:00And that doesn't include the licensing fees for Lance Hardy vibrators and the Lance Hardy dildos.
00:06:05He's still an asshole.
00:06:07Harvey, I'm going to put out a casting call.
00:06:09I'm going to get two new stars.
00:06:11I'm going to replace them both.
00:06:12Just in case you've forgotten, we've taken a couple of advances for another Lance Hardy, Linda Hand picture.
00:06:20So, we better come up with a Hardy Hand picture.
00:06:29Hello?
00:06:31Hi, Ginger.
00:06:34No, I really don't feel like going shopping today.
00:06:38Well, I thought I'd just, um, I don't know, sit around by the pool and answer some fan mail.
00:06:46Okay, sure.
00:06:48All right, bye.
00:07:02Dear Miss Hand,
00:07:05I'm one of your many fans.
00:07:07I jerk off to all your movies.
00:07:10Once the theater manager caught me and kicked me out.
00:07:14Now I go to another theater.
00:07:17Could I have a picture of you?
00:07:19Your devoted fan.
00:07:21How sweet.
00:07:24It's 78 sunny degrees on a beautiful day in Los Angeles.
00:07:28And you're listening to non-stop music on your favorite radio station, KLOV.
00:07:33K-L-O-V.
00:07:40Yes?
00:07:43Miss Linda Hand?
00:07:45Yes, what do you want?
00:07:46Uh, I'm here with the Apex Pool Service.
00:07:49I'm here to service you.
00:07:51I mean the pool.
00:07:52Service the pool.
00:07:53It's your regular day.
00:07:55Where's Mr. Miranda?
00:07:56Uh, he's in Europe on vacation.
00:07:58Well, the pool business must be pretty lucrative.
00:08:01Oh, well, if it's not convenient now, I could come back at another time.
00:08:05Well, you're here now.
00:08:06You might as well come on in and get it done.
00:08:26So, what's your name?
00:08:28Cochran, ma'am.
00:08:29Just Cochran?
00:08:31No first name?
00:08:32Well, they call me Bud, ma'am.
00:08:35Tell you what, I'll call you Bud if you stop calling me ma'am.
00:08:39Make me sound like Queen Victoria.
00:08:41I think I'm still too young to play that part.
00:08:45You are the Linda Hand from the movies, aren't you?
00:08:47You've seen some of my films.
00:08:49I've seen Good Enough to Eat and Genitals Prefer Blondes.
00:08:53Since I've been here, I've been to the Pussycat Cinema a couple of times.
00:08:56But back home, a group of guys and me, we go to the theater almost every week.
00:09:02It won't bother you if I lay out here and get some sun, will it?
00:09:05No, ma'am.
00:09:06I mean, no.
00:09:07No, it won't.
00:09:40No, ma'am.
00:10:12No, ma'am.
00:10:43No, ma'am.
00:12:14Bud, why don't you come over here and put some oil on me?
00:12:20Bud?
00:12:37Is this part of your usual service, bud?
00:12:40Bud?
00:12:51Bud?
00:12:52Bud?
00:12:55Bud?
00:13:03Bud?
00:13:05Bud?
00:13:07Bud?
00:13:09Bud?
00:13:10Do you see anybody in the water with me?
00:13:13No.
00:13:44No.
00:14:37Do you see anybody in the water with me?
00:14:47You're beautiful, aren't you?
00:14:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:15:19Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:15:29It's better than my cheese.
00:15:32Oh.
00:15:39Oh.
00:15:41Oh.
00:15:45Oh.
00:15:46Oh.
00:15:48Oh.
00:15:52Oh.
00:15:54Oh.
00:15:55Oh.
00:15:56Oh.
00:15:57You make me feel so good.
00:15:59Oh.
00:16:06Oh.
00:16:09Oh.
00:16:10Oh.
00:16:13Oh.
00:16:14Oh.
00:16:15Oh, my God.
00:16:50Oh, my God.
00:17:27Oh, my God.
00:17:46Oh, my God.
00:17:54Oh, my God.
00:17:58Oh, my God.
00:18:01Oh, my God.
00:18:28Oh, my God.
00:18:41Oh, my God.
00:18:45Oh, my God.
00:18:52Oh, my God.
00:18:54Oh, my God.
00:19:48Oh, my God.
00:19:57Oh, my God.
00:20:41Oh, my God.
00:20:51Oh, my God.
00:20:58Oh, my God.
00:21:12Oh, my God.
00:21:23Oh, my God.
00:21:52Oh, my God.
00:22:26Oh, my God.
00:22:36Oh, my God.
00:22:44Oh, my God.
00:22:54Oh, my God.
00:22:57Oh, my God.
00:23:18Oh, my God.
00:23:35Oh, my God.
00:24:05Oh, my God.
00:24:20Oh, my God.
00:24:23Oh, my God.
00:25:06Oh, my God.
00:25:15Oh, my God.
00:25:23Oh, my God.
00:25:24Oh, my God.
00:25:24Oh, my God.
00:25:24Oh, my God.
00:25:24Oh, my God.
00:25:25Oh, my God.
00:25:34Oh, my God.
00:25:34Oh, my God.
00:25:38Oh, my God.
00:26:16Oh, my God.
00:27:01Oh, my God.
00:27:15Oh, my God.
00:27:57Oh, my God.
00:28:04Oh, my God.
00:28:41Oh, my God.
00:28:59Oh, my God.
00:29:33Oh, my God.
00:29:35Oh, my God.
00:29:37Oh, my God.
00:29:41Oh, my God.
00:29:48Oh, my God.
00:29:49Oh, my God.
00:29:50Oh, my God.
00:29:54Oh, my God.
00:29:56Oh, my God.
00:30:11Oh, my God.
00:30:18Oh, my God.
00:30:48It's hard to do, I mean.
00:30:51It's just gotta relax.
00:30:58I think she's got it.
00:31:00Bye, George, she's got it.
00:31:01Lance Hardy has risen, and so's my salary.
00:31:04Place is everyone. Get ready for a take.
00:31:06Heat him up.
00:31:18Roll sound.
00:31:24Mark.
00:31:27Action.
00:31:53They are.
00:31:57Come tell me, they are.
00:31:59They are.
00:32:00They are what?
00:32:01They're sensitive.
00:32:25These were just wrapped around that beautiful ass of yours.
00:32:32And this was just hugging that sweet pussy.
00:32:46Let's open on your clit.
00:32:52I don't know.
00:32:54It's not on my clit.
00:33:16I don't know.
00:33:38I don't know.
00:33:41Oh, oh, oh.
00:34:24Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:34:53Oh, oh, oh.
00:35:12Oh, oh.
00:35:17Oh, oh.
00:35:24Oh.
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00:38:13Oh.
00:38:13Oh.
00:38:13Oh.
00:38:14I got a lot of good and terrific lover.
00:38:15Too bad he's so inconsiderate.
00:38:18could this be love?
00:38:23So, did you bring your equipment?
00:38:24Oh, yeah.
00:38:25Oh, yeah.
00:38:25Sure.
00:38:25You know I've only done rock stars before.
00:38:27Who is this guy?
00:38:28Is he your new boyfriend?
00:38:29He's gonna be a big star in the movies.
00:38:32You mean your kind of movies.
00:38:34Mmm, he must really be hung.
00:38:37What's his name? Is he cute? Is he circumcised?
00:38:41That's him now.
00:38:48Hi.
00:38:49Hi.
00:38:51I didn't know you had a company.
00:38:53Oh, Bud Cochran. This is Ginger Glover.
00:38:56Hi.
00:38:56You want something to drink?
00:38:58Yeah, you got a beer?
00:38:59Sure. Make yourself at home.
00:39:06How you doing?
00:39:07Great.
00:39:10He's cute, Linda.
00:39:12I think I'm gonna enjoy casting him.
00:39:15What does she mean, cast me? Does she work for your studio?
00:39:19She's gonna preserve you for posterity.
00:39:23I don't get it.
00:39:25Well, she's gonna make a plaster cast of your cock.
00:39:30No, she isn't.
00:39:31Oh, it won't hurt. You'll love it.
00:39:34You're a bunch of degenerates, you know that, don't you?
00:39:36Yeah.
00:39:36You got that right.
00:39:39Let's get his pants off.
00:39:41Alright.
00:39:46Cut it out now, this isn't funny.
00:39:47Oh, come on.
00:39:48Hey, this is humiliating to me, right? We just met.
00:39:50I'm just gonna cast you, not castrate you.
00:39:53Come on, let's get these pants off.
00:39:55This isn't right.
00:39:56It's sick.
00:39:57It's sick.
00:39:57Get in there.
00:39:58We'll need some water.
00:40:00This is sick.
00:40:01Degenerate.
00:40:01I got some right here.
00:40:03I know it.
00:40:03It's perverted.
00:40:04Have a seat.
00:40:05Real sick.
00:40:08Oh, what are you gonna do now?
00:40:10What are we gonna do now?
00:40:11Well, let's get his pants off and get him hard.
00:40:13I can't make the casting unless he's good and hard.
00:40:15Come on now.
00:40:20Look, I don't cotton to being made a fool of, alright?
00:40:27Oh, no.
00:40:29You're gonna love this.
00:40:34Come on, you want this, help me a little bit.
00:40:36You're wrong, right?
00:40:38Here, let's get this under us ass.
00:40:40I don't wanna make a mess.
00:40:41What are you worried about, the furniture?
00:40:44I'm not worried about a thing, honey.
00:40:46Underwear, too.
00:40:47We can't do it through the underwear, you know.
00:40:49I sure hope you don't hurt me.
00:40:50I mean, I'm a gentleman at times, man.
00:40:52Oh, it's gonna be excruciating.
00:40:56You're gonna love it.
00:41:07Shit.
00:41:08Geez, I feel like I'm at the dentist.
00:41:10I can never get hard now.
00:41:20Erg!
00:41:26Erghh!
00:41:28I can't do it.
00:41:31I can't do it.ρη
00:42:02I might get hard.
00:42:35How am I going to get this off when it hardens?
00:42:38Well, you can't keep it up forever, stud.
00:42:40When you get smaller, it'll slide right off.
00:42:43I think I'll use bronze so that even when you're gone, your mighty organ will remain
00:42:48as in life, always ready for another recital.
00:42:52Just give it a couple of minutes for the plaster to harden and we're all set.
00:42:56Ginger, you know, you're a master cockcaster.
00:43:01How am I supposed to stay hard with this thing on?
00:43:08That's a great idea.
00:43:10Now watch closely, Cochran.
00:43:12You may never see anything like this again.
00:43:28Let's get these off.
00:43:34So it's tease time, huh?
00:43:37You're going to fuck your toes, Cochran.
00:43:49What's your health?
00:43:52Oh.
00:43:54Oh.
00:43:57Oh.
00:43:57Oh.
00:43:57Warm.
00:43:58Mm.
00:43:59And wet.
00:44:02Oh.
00:44:03Oh.
00:44:04Oh, yeah.
00:44:09Oh, you get a good toe, baby.
00:44:14Oh.
00:44:17Oh.
00:44:21Oh, God.
00:44:22Oh.
00:44:24Oh, God.
00:44:26Oh, God.
00:44:26What the toes do you have?
00:44:28Oh, God.
00:44:28Nice foot massages, I'll tell you that.
00:44:31Oh, God.
00:44:34Oh, God.
00:44:37Oh, God.
00:44:39Oh, God.
00:44:40Oh, God.
00:44:41Oh, God.
00:44:47Oh, God.
00:44:48Oh, God.
00:44:54Oh, God.
00:44:55Oh, God.
00:44:57Oh, God.
00:44:59Oh, God.
00:45:00Oh, God.
00:45:01Oh, God.
00:45:01Oh, God.
00:45:01Oh, God.
00:45:02Oh, God.
00:45:02Oh, God.
00:45:02Oh, God.
00:45:02Oh, God.
00:45:03Oh, God.
00:45:03Oh, God.
00:45:05Oh, God.
00:45:06Oh, God.
00:45:07Oh, God.
00:45:26Oh, my God.
00:45:48Oh, my God.
00:46:15Oh, I'm going to...
00:46:17No, don't move.
00:46:19It's getting too hard.
00:46:21Relax.
00:46:21I can't.
00:46:22I can't.
00:46:23Oh, yeah.
00:46:25Oh, we'll have to make another casting.
00:46:28You whip up another batch.
00:46:30I'll keep him hard.
00:46:33How much water do I put in?
00:46:35Put in the plaster first.
00:46:38About a cup.
00:46:40Cup?
00:46:40Mm-hmm.
00:46:41Just eyeball it.
00:46:42Okay.
00:46:45Then how much water?
00:46:47Why about half a cup?
00:46:51Then stir it.
00:46:53It was too tight.
00:46:54Too tight.
00:47:15Oh, my God.
00:47:19Oh, my God.
00:47:19Oh.
00:47:27I don't know.
00:47:56I don't know.
00:48:19I don't know.
00:48:20I don't know.
00:48:23Get me that dildo.
00:48:25What?
00:48:26There's a dildo in my bag.
00:48:28Get it for me.
00:48:29Quick.
00:48:48I don't know.
00:48:51I don't know.
00:49:13I think he's ready, Linda.
00:49:14Are you?
00:49:14Wait a minute.
00:49:15I got it.
00:49:16It's right here.
00:49:16Oh!
00:49:17Oh!
00:49:19Oh!
00:49:21Oh!
00:49:22Oh!
00:49:22Well, I guess we're going to have to make him hard again.
00:49:28Ready?
00:49:29No.
00:49:43Yes, hands, sirs.
00:49:58You two talk.
00:50:00I'm going down to the Nazi sex slave company and see how they're doing.
00:50:04Nice to see you again, Linda.
00:50:06Nice seeing you, Mr. Cox.
00:50:15I love him like a brother, but I sure wish he'd see my tailor.
00:50:21Bernie, darling, what this studio needs is a big, fresh, new cock attached to a nice, easy-going and easy
00:50:36-to-get-along-with young man.
00:50:40And as the sun slowly sinks over the western horizon, we say a not-so-fond farewell to Lance Hardy.
00:50:49What's his name?
00:50:51Bud Cochran.
00:50:52Well, actually, it's Longstreet Cochran.
00:50:55Oh, some screenwriter made that up.
00:50:57No, it's for real.
00:50:59Oh, it's too good to be true.
00:51:01Uh, okay.
00:51:03Have him here tomorrow morning.
00:51:04We'll shoot a test.
00:51:05Bernie, darling!
00:51:08I know you're really going to be impressed with him.
00:51:12Ah, Linda, baby.
00:51:13If only I wasn't happily married to Bertha these 28 years.
00:51:23Morning, Phil.
00:51:24Oh, Linda.
00:51:26One of the hundred reasons I love you so much is you're always on time.
00:51:29Oh, so tell me another 50 or 60 reasons.
00:51:31Linda, my dear, if all my stars were as easy to work with as you are,
00:51:35my life would be so much better.
00:51:38Thanks, Phil.
00:51:39Is this the new star?
00:51:40Oh, Bud.
00:51:42This is Phil Parker.
00:51:43Now, he's directed all of my pictures, and he's the very best.
00:51:47Phil, this is Bud Cochran.
00:51:48How do you do?
00:51:49How do you do?
00:51:50Now, I want you to remember that name.
00:51:51He's going to be very big.
00:51:53Of course, he's already pretty big.
00:51:55But what I mean to say is that he's going to be well-known.
00:51:58Oh, and Phil, I just want to tell you how much I appreciate you're doing Bud's screen test.
00:52:03Who's he working with?
00:52:06Ah, you, Miss.
00:52:07Come over here.
00:52:08I want to introduce you.
00:52:09Linda, Bud, this is...
00:52:10What's your name?
00:52:11Daisy.
00:52:12Daisy Chaney.
00:52:13Ah, Daisy.
00:52:14This is Miss Hand.
00:52:15Oh, Miss Hand.
00:52:16I've seen all your pictures.
00:52:18You give the greatest head.
00:52:19Well, thank you.
00:52:21And this is Bud Cochran.
00:52:23You'll be working with Bud today.
00:52:25Ooh, he's cute.
00:52:26Well, I'm going to leave the three of you to your movie-making magic.
00:52:35Marker.
00:52:37Okay.
00:52:38Now, don't...
00:52:39Try not to act too nervous now.
00:52:41Okay, look right in the lens.
00:52:42Okay, now look at that thing.
00:52:44Now look back at me.
00:52:45And action.
00:52:54Ooh.
00:52:59Ooh.
00:53:10Ooh!
00:53:11Ooh.
00:53:12Ooh.
01:06:38I've already talked to you.
01:06:39I've already talked to Linda and she's agreed.
01:06:41And she's agreed.
01:06:41She's going to cooperate fully.
01:06:43And then after matinee idol is completed, we can drop Linda and replace her with Daisy
01:06:48in the next film.
01:06:50Crazy.
01:06:51Why don't you drop Linda Hand?
01:06:53We don't need two female stars on one lot.
01:06:57Now, Linda's too old.
01:06:58She's over the hill.
01:06:59I think your partner's going a little wacky.
01:07:03I think you're crazy.
01:07:04Linda Hand, Pastor Prime, she's the best.
01:07:07She can still raise every cop from here to the East Coast.
01:07:12Including a couple of old men that I know.
01:07:16All right, when do you want to resume filming?
01:07:18Tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock sharp, so be there.
01:07:21Oh, I'll be there.
01:07:29I told you, Bernie, they got their brains between their legs.
01:07:50If you two are ready, I'd like to get started.
01:08:01Places, everyone.
01:08:02Get ready for a take.
01:08:03Heat them up.
01:08:05Roll sound.
01:08:07Mark.
01:08:10Action.
01:08:16Go, go, go, go.
01:08:19Churn.
01:09:40You know I was following you all that time, didn't you?
01:09:45Huh?
01:09:46I was watching you.
01:09:51Did you know that?
01:09:53Yeah, I knew.
01:10:00Give it to me.
01:10:20I'm not your husband.
01:10:22How's it feel about that dick?
01:10:24I love it.
01:10:25I don't know.
01:10:25Your husband doesn't have a cock.
01:10:27I'm not like you if he doesn't.
01:10:29You're slow.
01:10:32Fuck.
01:10:32I'm not your husband.
01:10:33Oh yeah.
01:10:34I can't fuck you with money.
01:10:35I said you could love your own man right?
01:10:38I can't fucking...
01:10:39I can't fucking...
01:10:40I can't fucking...
01:10:41I can't fucking...
01:10:42I can't fucking...
01:10:43You love bitches.
01:10:45I just want to fuck it.
01:10:50Let's cut and go for a new angle now.
01:10:54Oh yeah.
01:11:01Lance, I just want you to know that I'm really sorry about...
01:11:10No, no, no. It's no reason to apologize. It was my fault.
01:11:15Well, I guess actually we both have reason to apologize.
01:11:22Yeah, I guess.
01:11:26Ah, it's nice to see you two aren't fighting.
01:11:29Okay, ready, everybody. We're back in business.
01:11:33Places, everyone. Get ready for a take.
01:11:35Eat them up.
01:11:36Now, hold it a second. I, uh...
01:11:40I'm not hard.
01:11:42It's hard to give a dick up in the list.
01:11:44You don't mind, do you?
01:11:45No.
01:11:47I'm gonna get back in character.
01:11:49The camera's just on your faces. Can't we get this thing shot?
01:11:52Hey, I'm gonna tell you something.
01:11:54You know, I gotta be insider, all right?
01:11:56It's all right, Lance. We're holding.
01:11:58I do the softcore stuff. It's okay. I don't want to pretend. I want to feel it.
01:12:01If we don't start soon, we'll be into overtime, Lance.
01:12:06You know, sometimes you're...
01:12:07It's okay.
01:12:08Yeah.
01:12:09Don't get me upset, all right?
01:12:11Jeez.
01:12:12Roll sound.
01:12:13Speed.
01:12:14Mark.
01:12:15Marker.
01:12:16Action.
01:12:23I love your big dick.
01:12:27Fuck me.
01:12:32Turn me over.
01:12:34What?
01:12:35Turn me over.
01:12:36I want you to see my ass.
01:12:51Like that.
01:12:57Just pull it down.
01:12:59Come on.
01:13:11You got it.
01:13:12You got it.
01:13:17You got it.
01:13:28Fuck me.
01:13:32Fuck me.
01:13:35Fuck me.
01:13:36Oh, I want your big dick.
01:13:38Fuck me.
01:14:00Fuck me.
01:14:02Fuck me.
01:14:02Fuck me.
01:14:08Grab it!
01:14:10Grab it!
01:14:11Grab it!
01:14:12Hey!
01:14:49And cut!
01:14:51Beautiful!
01:14:52Beautiful!
01:14:53Right!
01:14:55Okay?
01:14:56Yeah, I'm good.
01:14:57Okay for you?
01:14:58No, no, no, no.
01:14:59That's a good shot.
01:15:01Wrap for the day!
01:15:05Nice work!
01:15:08I was up there when he did it, right?
01:15:10I can do it!
01:15:11I can do it!
01:15:12I can do it!
01:15:12I can do it!
01:15:12Where are the housewives?
01:15:15They're, uh...
01:15:16Someone knows where they are!
01:15:18We're asleep!
01:15:19Hey!
01:15:20Do you know where the housewives come from?
01:15:21How about dinner sometime?
01:15:23Really?
01:15:25I'd like that.
01:15:26The house is the right man!
01:15:27Nice work!
01:15:28We'll see what...
01:15:29Oh, I hope so!
01:15:30Okay!
01:15:31Great routing!
01:15:33Yeah, yeah!
01:15:34Let's do it!
01:15:34Here we go!
01:15:43we'll be back...
01:15:57We'll be back...
01:15:59I love you, I love you, I love you.
01:16:30Boom.
01:16:45Hey, nice place you have.
01:16:49You know, I don't think I've ever been happier, Lance.
01:16:52Yeah? Is that before or after you locked me out of the house?
01:16:58Would you like a drink?
01:17:00I'd love one, thanks.
01:17:02You know, you made Daisy and Bud very happy, too.
01:17:07If it wasn't for you, they'd have never met.
01:17:09If it wasn't for you, they'd have never met.
01:17:14Linda, tell me something.
01:17:18You think you could marry me?
01:17:24No.
01:17:25Hard man's good to find.
01:17:27You didn't let me finish.
01:17:29What I meant to say is, why do you want to marry me?
01:17:36Well, let me see.
01:17:37This might take a while.
01:17:40If you say yes,
01:17:44I'll spend the rest of our lives telling you why.
01:17:57You know, this is the first time that we're alone together.
01:18:01There.
01:18:02There.
01:18:12There.
01:18:14There.
01:23:26And Mr. and Mrs. Cochran, by the parvester in me, by the state of California, I pronounce
01:23:33you man and wife.
01:23:36You may kiss the bride.
01:23:42And Mr. Hardy and Miss Hand, I just want to tell you how much my wife and I enjoy watching
01:23:49your films.
01:23:49Thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:23:51Thank you, thank you very much.
01:23:54Thank you, Mr. Hardy.
01:23:55Thank you, Mr. Hardy.
01:23:58Thank you so much.
01:24:00Daisy, congratulations.
01:24:02Oh, thanks, Max.
01:24:04Very best of luck to you both.
01:24:05Thank you, thank you.
01:24:06Thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:24:24Bye-bye.
01:24:24Bye-bye.
01:24:35Daisy, I thought you and Linda, she...
01:24:39You what?
01:24:41She what?
01:24:42What?
01:24:44You and who?
01:24:46I thought you were sweet on...
01:24:47What's her name?
01:24:49Linda's what?
01:24:50Come on, Lance, quit kidding.
01:24:52You what?
01:24:52Hello.
01:24:53Hello.
01:24:56They quit.
01:24:58Both of them.
01:24:59All of them.
01:25:05What'll we do, Bernie?
01:25:10Somewhere in this whole star-struck town,
01:25:13there's gotta be another guy with a big cock,
01:25:17a pretty face, able to come on cue.
01:25:25You.
01:25:26Fella.
01:25:27You out there.
01:25:28How about you?
01:25:29You wanna be a matinee idol.
01:25:35What?
01:25:51I'm sorry.
01:25:53It's Charlie.
01:25:53I'm sorry.
01:25:55I'm sorry.
01:25:58I'm sorry.
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