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Love Island - Season 13 Episode 6
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual.
00:19It's the same thing.
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too.
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:52Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Wrapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help.
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man.
01:12We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:14Ciao.
01:14Bye for now.
01:16Bye for now.
01:18Bye for now.
01:20Bye for now.
01:24Bye for now.
01:24Bye for now.
01:26Bye for now.
01:33Six days earlier.
01:36We were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts.
01:46Their conclusion?
01:48The original Big Bang got one thing wrong.
01:52Daytime.
01:54The love island gods have spoken and turned day into night.
02:09Day is the new night and black is...
02:12Well, black is still the new black.
02:14And in the biggest ever shake-up to the format, we had night-time entrances.
02:21Hey, surprise, how's your day?
02:24Nice to meet you, ready to be amazed.
02:35Oh, my God, help me.
02:38Oh, my God!
02:46Oh, my God!
02:50Oh, my God!
02:58Help!
03:03Help!
03:06Thank you, thank you.
03:08Woo!
03:11Oh, my God!
03:13Yes, sir!
03:15Hi!
03:16We said you're right.
03:17Did you get help?
03:18Oh, sweet.
03:18Probably.
03:19I can't get help.
03:19No, I can't help.
03:20Oh, my God!
03:20I can't help.
03:21Oh, my God!
03:21Oh, sweet.
03:21I can't help.
03:21I can help.
03:21I can help.
03:21I'm coming with the flow.
03:22Here's to you.
03:23Here's to you.
03:24Here's to me.
03:25Here's to me.
03:26Here's to us.
03:26Here's to us.
03:27Here's to we!
03:28Here's to us!
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa, our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves
03:38to the world and those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London.
03:48Hello?
03:49Hello?
03:50Hello?
03:50Anyone here?
03:51Oh, no, they've gone.
03:53Where have they gone?
03:56Get me me our jammer.
04:02Hello, it's me.
04:04Ian Sterling.
04:07Ian with two eyes.
04:09The funny Scottish guy.
04:11No, that's Lewis Capaldi.
04:13I'm at the studio.
04:14Where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too, this series.
04:20Fancy!
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that.
04:28I'll find you!
04:35I'll take to the air.
04:39Where is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane.
04:58I'll take to the sea.
05:04I'll take to the air.
05:06Again.
05:08Ah!
05:09Anyone know how to steer these things?
05:13Whee!
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh!
05:19What?
05:23And that's how free I want to be.
05:25Oh, I think I've found them.
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before.
05:35How are we doing, guys?
05:37Views lovely.
05:38Gorgeous.
05:39Perfect settings.
05:41Ready to get going.
05:42Oh my God, it's sensational.
05:44Look at the view.
05:45Love.
05:47Montag.
05:50I just love kissing people.
05:53Cut that.
05:55Cut, cut, cut that.
05:58Oh my God.
06:00Ooh, it's a hat.
06:02Guys, look at me or cat.
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me.
06:11Like, I'm not actually here yet.
06:12Like, I cannot process this.
06:35I haven't had a mirror, so I don't know what it would bloody look like.
06:38It's like grammar.
07:01It's like grammar.
07:07Is that it?
07:07I know it's a kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:10Well, that's my sign.
07:12I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth.
07:15Period.
07:17I actually just don't.
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
07:21But I don't think you do.
07:22I genuinely think, I'm not even, I'm not even waffling.
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea and the shark's at me one-on-one, I'm coming out on top.
07:40There isn't, I'm like, ask any of my friends, call them at home.
07:43I promise you, I've been saying this for years.
07:46All you gotta do is come and bang, that's, it's gone.
07:49You didn't even see that coming.
07:58Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance,
08:02the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
08:05This time, there are no games.
08:08It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So, yes, LaBand is doing things a little differently this year,
08:22but one thing that will never change are the get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant.
08:36Look at that.
08:37Professional.
08:37Oh, shit.
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:40OK.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:42This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43What?
08:44On something like this.
08:45No.
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:48Um...
08:48Yes, please.
08:49I'm going to get you some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:50Bear with.
08:52Bear with.
08:52Bear with.
08:53Bear with.
08:55Where could...
08:56Wait.
08:56What are you eating?
08:58I saw all these, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:03I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is wrong?
09:10That is so...
09:10No, no, no.
09:11That is really neat.
09:11Who have you dated, like?
09:12I've actually never dated anyone who does it, because I'm like, I can't cope with that.
09:15I feel like people judge me.
09:17Yeah.
09:18Just based on how I look.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Like I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Um...
09:21I do think you do give that.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Oh, you're not gonna lie.
09:27I don't like.
09:29Do you want ice lolly instead?
09:31No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo then?
09:39What's I then?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye.
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think.
09:45What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there?
09:52What?
09:52What?
09:53Oh, what?
09:53The bit in the middle?
09:55It's an island.
09:55No.
09:57Like, just a full hang.
09:59What?
09:59What is that to you?
10:00Like a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know.
10:03It's a...
10:04What would you call it?
10:06Like...
10:06Oh, go put that on the...
10:08Counter?
10:09Counter, yeah.
10:10Counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:15Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:18Yes, please.
10:18Yes, fine.
10:19Go with.
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They use the filter in the fridge.
10:38Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words.
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
11:00No, not in a bad way.
11:02No, I mean like, you are very sexy.
11:06You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous.
11:07No, maybe I used that word wrong.
11:08I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15Not maybe.
11:15It should have been Man Eater.
11:17Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not...
11:20You'd think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but au contraire.
11:26Turns out, he was just getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing.
11:29It's like a...
11:30Is it a fuck?
11:31No.
11:32It's bad.
11:33It's whatever fault.
11:34Aidan's a top tart.
11:36Are we calling each other tarts?
11:39Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45Alright, I'm just not gonna speak for the next...
11:47Yeah, you know he said I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious...
11:53No!
11:54That's what I thought.
11:55No.
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:58You're like a hoe.
11:58No, it's not.
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous.
12:06Bit close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:19My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes!
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know, that's her.
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:30So...
12:32I'm thinking...
12:34Wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant.
12:36Like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them.
12:43The Extenders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant.
12:46Okay, okay.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it.
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone...
12:55She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:58She put it on her Instagram...
12:59No, no.
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had...
13:03It was the one year.
13:03When you got it done.
13:04She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05Hey look.
13:06Magnificent.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Me!
13:33Me!
13:34Where about this is that though?
13:36I am a female.
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37Okay, I'm down.
13:39It's not down.
13:40It's out.
13:40Round the end 25.
13:42Yeah.
13:43What about that?
13:43I don't know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:47What?
13:50What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one.
13:5322.
13:53How do you not know you come off on a junction?
13:56I know the moe way.
13:57We've probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and...
14:02No, I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they work out where the junction...
14:06My way don't end.
14:07Where does the restart and where does it end?
14:09Because it's the reason.
14:10If you've got London in the middle, right, Hertfordshire is north east...
14:14Right, this is where I get a little bit lost, so just slowly...
14:17I just know London's in the end, that's as good as it gets.
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23Okay, carry on.
14:24Right, London there.
14:25This is London.
14:26Where is it?
14:27Just north of London?
14:28North...
14:29What is it?
14:29North east?
14:30Yes, Essex is literally...
14:32Ah!
14:32Essex is near.
14:33Right, okay, just simple, simple wording.
14:35So you've got...
14:36North of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire, then you've got Essex, and then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25...
14:42And now he's talking!
14:43Like, er...
14:44You go wrap it around.
14:45Yeah, so you go round the M25.
14:47Ding.
14:48Are you actually understanding this, or is it...?
14:50No, no, no, I know my maps.
14:52Okay.
14:52I'm good with my maps, yeah.
14:54Do you drive to...?
14:55We're like that?
14:56Yeah.
14:56I drive in Scotland, Danphy.
14:58Alright.
14:59Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way.
15:05Do ya?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:08Left-hand drive, like normal?
15:09No.
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:12Same as England, right?
15:13Oh, my God.
15:13You never know, cos it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions, though?
15:18Aye.
15:19We do.
15:20Dragons.
15:20What, a junction are you?
15:22I don't know.
15:23Does no-one know their junction?
15:25No-one knows their junction.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:28Yeah, I've never been asked it.
15:29Oh, great, yeah.
15:30It's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews
15:39to ask Opie, what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be uns, uns all the time,
15:45but I'm actually like...
15:46Ah, ran it out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words,
15:51what's Opie like?
15:53Cheek!
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage
16:16from the last week in the villa.
16:17Here we go.
16:18One, two, three, I believe in cheese.
16:22Can you stop, please?
16:24No, my G.
16:27Cos I'm rapping about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us girls?
16:30Go to the ends pose, come back and then I'll go.
16:32If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard hitting clips.
16:43And again! And again!
16:46And full body flips.
16:49Fantastic.
16:50Just say it like it is.
16:52Like a duffelmozer.
16:53Duck to water.
16:54It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the goats.
17:02Oh!
17:04I'm not even trying that long.
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier, we rudely interrupted Opie
17:12while talking about his favourite subject, Opie.
17:16But...
17:16What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm gonna be uns uns all the time,
17:22but I'm actually like uns uns uns.
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's...
17:25There's like...
17:26Again, Ops is a different...
17:27Ops is a...
17:28I'm like an onion.
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion.
17:32Ops is an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie's onions.
17:35Is that gonna be there?
17:35Opie's onions.
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks
17:41and makes people cry is a great idea, Opie.
17:43But you do you.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year
17:53and she expected a language barrier at Mallorca airport,
17:56but not inside the villa.
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who Shrek?
18:01Yeah.
18:01Yeah.
18:02That's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point, actually.
18:05I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:08You're in bed with Shrek?
18:09Well done, Opie.
18:10What?
18:11Fiona!
18:15Donkey.
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what...
18:19Well you can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad.
18:22Lord Farquaad.
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:35That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre last time.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aidan wasn't true.
18:47Love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself,
18:58there's no way I could get any more blue.
19:05But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series.
19:08Phone roulette.
19:10One by one our islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone.
19:22You suck the toes of an islander of your choice.
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:37Samuraj!
19:38Samuraj!
19:39Oh, here we go.
19:41Okay.
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:48Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed.
19:53Oh no, I'm scared.
20:00You've got to lie down though and then put this leg over like this.
20:05I like this.
20:07Yeah!
20:07Yay!
20:07Yay!
20:08I love that one too.
20:10I do like that.
20:11Great position.
20:12Yeah, does anyone know the actual, like, name for that?
20:15It's called the Samuraj Special.
20:17It's called the Samuraj Special.
20:20Lorenzo!
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
20:28Oh!
20:29Good question.
20:30The couple that I can't see working, I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola.
20:37I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:38Ooh!
20:40Could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with...
20:46I think she should be with George.
20:48Ooh!
20:49Because she likes George.
20:52Fucking hell!
20:54Are you making sure?
20:56I like Robin, so...
20:58Yeah!
21:01Ellie!
21:02Yay!
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
21:13Oh!
21:13That's a good one.
21:14You haven't got to pick me.
21:16Are you messing?
21:17This is your time to shine.
21:18Can we kiss?
21:19Do you want it?
21:21Yeah.
21:22Right.
21:25Ha, ha, ha, ha!
21:27Ha, ha, ha.
21:28Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
21:33Say that, eh?
21:35Win it, you guys!
21:36You can just do it in here.
21:36Oh, do it here, look.
21:39Oh, that's all right, dude.
21:40Fucking hell.
21:42Go, 15!
21:43Tom!
21:49It's all love, brother!
21:50It's all love, man!
21:52How you doing?
21:52Was a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kiss, mate.
21:55Next time I do it without Ellie.
22:04after he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth you think
22:07Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge but apparently not do you like
22:22I love it being done to me I don't think it's very nice babe but Jasmine what do
22:34you like about it what is it well it's nice in like sexual situations it's not
22:38nice it's on a rag you can teach me yeah is it just a toe sucking or is that like
23:00does the tongue like run across the toes whatever you want all of it right but
23:06you're freaked out by feet would you say are you freaked out by feet not freaked
23:10out by feet I just don't think that I just don't think much of feet I like a
23:16nice foot oh yeah that's a good foot I'm all about the arms you never said that
23:25like I say yeah skinny arms skinny arms yes I told you that anyone else fancy skinny arms I'd ask
23:34for a
23:34show of hands I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit
23:44everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa and that a latte is
23:49a
23:49love island love language and Aidan is worried he may be expressing himself a little too much
23:54where's the ice how many ice cubes do you want one two four no that's gonna fall out the carpet
24:08okay please so making a coffee in the morning
24:12basically it instigates you know that things are quite serious really means you have you know you
24:18you might have genuine feelings towards somebody why is it there well you know
24:23fill it up well do I sit up just try that try that and I'll see if I fill it
24:28up
24:29because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee
24:36what's that is that yeah you're in that yeah do you want more milk in it or what no
24:42that they would it I need caramel don't be fussy hey I'm not I'm gonna just be fussy I don't
24:49see
24:49it as a serious thing about making someone a coffee in the morning I think it's quite normal
24:53because I made her one her one this morning if I make everyone a coffee tomorrow it's kind of not
24:59seen as that serious then I can look like kind of ease my way out of it that's not gonna
25:05happen
25:05by the way I'm not gonna get up and make everyone a coffee if you do end up making coffees
25:09and I'll have a double shot mocha chocka defrocka frapper knack of De Niro thank you
25:19the title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue do you want to know a
25:23fun fact go on if
25:25you look at anything your tongue knows exactly what would feel like to lick it you play it with me
25:32no well if you want to take it that way grand but I'm actually dead serious like look at anything
25:38and imagine licking it your tongue knows exactly what it's gonna be like look at the net look at
25:42the pillow it knows exactly what it'll feel like that's true of stimulating for my brain isn't it
25:46that's true of stimulating for my brain it's cool though yeah it actually is to be fair that's a fun
25:50fact
25:51never knew that right any other fun facts do you have any for me I've got a fun fact for
25:55you Sean it's
25:56time for a break so we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact
26:16you're watching love island unseen bit so let's get this party started join me to show you what I'm like
26:23to you
26:24I'll give you a shot okay ready pick it up and pick it up and pick it up and pick
26:29it up and pick it up and pick it up and pick it up and pick it up and pick
26:32it up and pick it up yeah say left
26:32that's me on the next week
26:40yeah
26:40we've been inspired for the last seven days of The Amazing Bates that didn't get back
26:45I've got a bow here
26:47definitely in there
26:48wait well go blow your nose
26:49No can you pick it out
26:50Can you fuck up?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:59They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the down with dog.
27:05You've dusted your head.
27:07Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:11It's Love Island Unseen Mids.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Any other fun facts? Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:32Oh my God, a period of platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb.
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:35Yeah, yeah.
27:36So a platypus, does it sweat water, blood or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:52I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53That's to be fair though, you're not a teacher.
27:55I don't teach the kids that, don't I?
27:57Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:07But I read like chick flicks, you know when they're like nothing here.
28:09They're not like, you're reading like psychological books.
28:12It's like that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo.
28:14I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16Oh, I do like that.
28:16Not gonna lie.
28:17We're literally book club guys.
28:20Yeah, you're art out BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29There's like murder, mis-
28:33I'm such a Bridget Young girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget told us.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help because I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like, you should know this shit.
28:44Like, who doesn't know this haram, they're living their life not knowing this stuff.
28:47You continue your book chats.
28:49I'm gonna go.
28:49No, but we were saying like, hey everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books and I'm not gonna lie, don't read.
29:01Then you came over here, you're like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She's like, nah.
29:04Forget this shit.
29:05What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Oh, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish kind.
29:11These are taking the time.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature.
29:14Which is really interesting.
29:15We're thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah, all the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation and you're like, oh, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just gonna go sign it myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the covers actions she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser, but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool
29:49actually is.
29:51You're gonna have to teach me some slanky now, serious.
29:53Because when we get out and I come down and we have to go out and we have to go
29:56out.
29:56And when I have to go out and...
29:58Scotland's up with me.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up then.
30:08You come on right down.
30:09You come up.
30:10Well, when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:17When I come off.
30:18When I come off.
30:21You're fine.
30:21It's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something.
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No one's...
30:42No one's actually pulled me up.
30:45But...
30:45Can you...
30:47Oh, my God.
30:48You know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like...
30:55A man.
30:57I know.
30:58Woo!
31:00Like, honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I chop...
31:02I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:05Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry, that is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I mean, it's probably just attracting people who got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck, so...
31:11Ah!
31:11I don't know.
31:12Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take one for the team.
31:19Ah!
31:21Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face!
31:23I just saw that happen in 4K.
31:27What the hell?
31:27Oh, my God.
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:30It literally landed on my face.
31:31You guys just slapped me.
31:33I love you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34Not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like, one day, I'll just come over and I'll give you, like, I bought you a gift.
31:40Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:42Ah!
31:45Why did you...
31:46Why...
31:47Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the...
31:51That was the same one!
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:03Whoa!
32:04He just fell.
32:05Whoa, wait, take a picture of it.
32:06Really?
32:07It's a beetle.
32:08Oh, it's Islanders take a pic with something.
32:13I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him, come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:27He's fine.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You just told him to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, never mind.
32:33Oh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Oh, my God.
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:38Oh, my God.
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:56Do I have a candy and aria?
33:06Mmm.
33:07I don't know.
33:10Oh, yeah.
33:12Oh, yeah.
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up, I'm going to pee quickly.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God, I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:39Fair enough?
33:40You can just take in some...
33:42You're leaving me already.
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a way.
33:49Oh, yes, sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest people to come
34:25out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking funny.
34:31Fucking disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:36Yeah.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got a second of shit?
34:45No, I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did, though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shall I'd by Shall I'd.
34:53We did reenact her.
35:00Wait, listen here, listen here.
35:02No, I need to see it, like, front on.
35:04Oh, you must see it.
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So, what character do you want first?
35:09The wee lassie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that sat and did nothing.
35:13Right, you ready?
35:15I'm going to sing.
35:16I'm going to sing.
35:19Right, ready?
35:26Right, OK.
35:27I'm going to sing.
35:28Shall I?
35:29Shall I?
35:34This is, like, year 11 drama.
35:37Right, so you're singing.
35:38Oh, no, you saw it, you saw it, you saw it.
35:40Right, go, go, go.
35:42Which one of yes has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, what does that mean?
35:48What does that mean?
35:49What does that mean?
35:49What does that mean?
35:49That's fucking one of yes.
35:51Disgustan!
35:55Sorry.
35:57Oh, good brother.
35:59Do you make her laugh like that?
36:01No.
36:03I don't.
36:04What are you doing about me?
36:04Go.
36:08Do you know what I mean?
36:08It's a bit much.
36:10I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:11I think they're kind of put it.
36:12Funny.
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
36:16It's disgusting.
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37:34Good luck.
37:57Everyone say cheese.
37:58Or better still,
37:59everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits.
38:07We're here to throw back to things
38:09you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Bloody!
38:18Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:23Why don't you just put your hand on?
38:25I mean, listen,
38:26that's the least of my problems right now.
38:30It's a show that proves
38:32that when life sends you lemons,
38:33you can make lemonade.
38:36Fuck off!
38:37At last,
38:38a talent that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:46I heard two of the girls
38:47walking past my voiceover booth yesterday
38:49saying,
38:49that, Aidan, what a melt!
38:51I think it might have been
38:52something to do with this unseen bite.
38:55That looks good.
38:55Go on, Ramsey.
38:56Don't it?
38:57It smells good too, don't it?
38:58Is this mine, but it's yours?
39:00You right?
39:00You right?
39:02Are you joking me?
39:04Are you going to come and have a girl's shower?
39:05Can we share it?
39:13It's a bit soggy on that.
39:16It's a bit soggy!
39:19It's got a soggy bottom.
39:20Don't moan, babe.
39:22What's she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here, then.
39:26Sorry, Aidan.
39:27It looks like your reputation
39:28as a chef is toast.
39:31I want to give the girls...
39:32Is it some size?
39:34Can I have some?
39:34Oh, my God!
39:36That is the best thing I've ever tasted.
39:43That's so good.
39:45I've got full on chibbers.
39:49Do you want to have that?
39:50I would.
39:51She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:04Oh, my God.
40:07Incredible from now.
40:11He's an amazing man.
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella
40:16who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa,
40:26the truth came out about George and Yasmin's
40:28secret mission from Maya.
40:31Islanders, Yasmin and George
40:32entered the villa yesterday.
40:34They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Yasmin.
40:40It was funny.
40:42First, everyone pulled a funny face.
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing
40:48as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Ellie and Samraj, it's not over yet.
40:55A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:59It is a joke, Samraj.
41:01I told you this was funny.
41:03The games have begun.
41:05I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells.
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped
41:11to double dates.
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits
41:16that you didn't get to see.
41:18Nice.
41:18Lovely, innit?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21What?
41:21Cavan, yeah, the K.
41:22It's different, innit?
41:23Oh, Cavan.
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:25I sound horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from?
41:27You got me with an accent.
41:28Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:31No?
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:3350, 50, all right?
41:3450, 50.
41:35I was going to say close enough, but I've nailed that.
41:38I'm modded, darling.
41:39I'm used to the cameras.
41:40Make sure you get my good side, OK?
41:43Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:44Cheers.
41:45Indeed.
41:47Sorry.
41:48I just swallowed it.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down.
41:51I actually can't see.
41:53I should have got that bow ties down.
41:54I'm scritting that now, and all the way not.
41:56It's OK.
41:56There's a flyer.
41:57Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that.
41:58You drink.
41:59Yeah, do us a little cheers.
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on.
42:03Let's go.
42:03Oh.
42:04It's fine.
42:09It's fine.
42:16It's fine.
42:18It's time for...
42:19Meet up in NASA.
42:22I asked our founders to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I don't know.
42:30I can do the moonwalk.
42:34Mate, that was shit to be fair.
42:36I have the world's crappiest party tricks, which I'm going to show you guys, because the
42:42world needs to see it.
42:52Ta-da!
42:58I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up, and then like this, make it rain.
43:06So this one bed's a lot worse than this one, but this one's pure minging.
43:14Tense my abs.
43:15I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:26Maybe?
43:27I don't know.
43:33Oops.
43:34It looks like this.
43:50I've got really bendy, wendy hands, so that I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one, where I jump in the air, and I grind on the floor.
44:00Oh, God.
44:01Oh, no.
44:03I think we're okay.
44:08Sorry.
44:09Is it all right?
44:10Is that one all right?
44:11Should I do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more...
44:18...Pitch Up In The Clown!
44:25Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode,
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFT.com.
44:34Let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits, because I am just exactly how I am at home.
44:40I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:42Me and you!
44:44It's that time again.
44:47They find us in the door.
44:48100% they're going to use that shit.
44:50Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are ingesting time.
44:53It was a princess pop.
44:54It wasn't anything else.
44:56It was a fart.
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin.
44:59Thanks.
45:00See you next time.
45:01Bye!
45:02Bye!
45:26Bye!
45:27Bye!
45:28Bye!
45:28Bye!
45:29Bye!
45:31Bye!
45:32Bye!
45:33Bye!
45:33Bye!
45:34Bye!
45:34Bye!
45:34Bye!
45:35Bye!
45:36Bye!
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