00:00Welcome to Mars.
00:02Please keep expectations low and oxygen internal.
00:06Finally, a wholesome red planet getaway.
00:08We are landing in a freezing desert with almost no air.
00:12So rustic.
00:14Looking out on the left side,
00:15you'll see our scenic atmosphere.
00:17That is mostly carbon dioxide.
00:20You can't see that.
00:21It does feel a tad minimalist.
00:23Please enjoy our signature bounce on arrival.
00:26Mars gravity is only about 38% of Earth's.
00:30On today's excursion, we'll visit Olympus Mons,
00:33the largest volcano in our solar system.
00:36Ooh, 72,000 feet high and yet everything around us is flat.
00:42Here at the top of the volcano,
00:44we can say hi to Mars' two moons, Phobos and Deimos.
00:48Cute names.
00:49They literally mean fear and panic.
00:52And here lays Sojourner, the first ever Mars rover.
00:55He was only planned for seven days,
00:57but I write in the brochure that he ran around for 83.
01:01Mars treated him so well.
01:03Why couldn't it do the same for us?
01:06Unfortunately, we will need to cut our tour here, folks.
01:09We've just been notified of a planet-wide dust storm.
01:11Wait, there's supposed to be more.
01:14When can we come back?
01:15Which will take months to settle down.
01:17This is a problem.
01:17I know.
01:17You
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