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02:34That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:41I probably failed.
02:42Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still try it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert to get creative with your grading system.
02:54Jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:59Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00I mean, babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:28Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:32So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered, anybody want to hazard a guess as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:04Stop, Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:21I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
04:23Hannah, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchake's at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:39It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department
04:48is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:08I'll see you at dinner.
05:10Bye, Mona.
05:12I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:16See, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't do
05:20that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Kate, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:50Find another tutor, dude.
06:06I don't know what I'd say, but I'm sick of everyone.
06:10I need to sweat it out.
06:12I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the cards and the cards and the cards and the club.
06:18Go to the dance and the boys gonna love this.
06:21Licking their lips.
06:22Wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips.
06:26Everybody's on some drugs.
06:28Everybody wants some love.
06:30I don't want shit.
06:31I don't need to chase that hit.
06:32As long as I've got my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:36Oh, shit.
06:37All right.
07:10hey wanted to talk to me if this is about being late i have a new idea for a shortcut
07:19oh oh you have your bad news face it's your scholarship it's not happening this year
07:29what budget cuts don't even get me started no we're we're three weeks into the semester how
07:34how can no no they can't no we'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office
07:39they can help no they're just gonna give me another work study job i can barely do all
07:44my school work as it is oh my god okay whoa whoa whoa whoa don't stop breathing you need air
07:51to process and live yeah i also need money is there another scholarship i could apply for
07:57another classical composition scholarship
08:03i i could switch concentrations performance girl we both know you're a much stronger composer
08:08than clarinetist and there's no money in classical well jazz jazz i could i could write jazz
08:14even less money right what what do i do and let's chat again on monday after you've had a few
08:21days
08:21sit with this hey hannah we're gonna get through it okay i i could write pop first place comes with
08:33a scholarship right right but you just said that i'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago
08:38and i wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year i mean your
08:44word outstanding it's true not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal
08:50identities in the work of one direction yeah see yeah i can totally pop how hard can it be really
08:56famous last words because the competition it's it's pretty steep no i can do this i will do this
09:07okay bring some ideas into class we'll talk okay
09:23dean dean dean do not give me the silent treatment he's taking the world's longest shower
09:36still at least the door's shut this time
09:41logan drain's clogged again no shit finish your fucking shower i'll come fix it
09:47okay come help with the kegs told you i'll be right down yeah but when
09:55you want me to come down naked tucker because i'll do it you sure will never mind forget i have
10:05maybe garrett will help where the fuck is garrett
10:15guys
10:16hey what's up
10:17hey
10:23yo garrett
10:24what's up bro
10:25what's up
10:26can't wait for the easter's game tomorrow
10:30ladies
10:31hey
10:31i'm a look at charrett
10:33you hear me
10:41smells good sir thank you
10:46dean dean dean
10:48dude can't you see i'm cooking man
10:49hey bro
10:51just fix the shower
10:53again
10:54give you one guess
10:55oh jeez
10:56well that could be any
10:58fuck dude
10:59it's obviously yours bud
11:01don't look at me what okay shower sexist what's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house you
11:06can fix it
11:06yeah like dean's ever snaked a drain have you ever snaked a drain i know what snaking a drain
11:11is i mean that counts right hey what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making tuck it's a house party
11:17we need dippables i'm sorry did you just yeah he just said uh dippables
11:23okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay i'm gonna make all my food but
11:30i
11:30you're just beautiful man i look great
11:33i'll be listening to
11:39here we go
11:43hey can you play something from this millennium please
11:45this is a classic
11:54would not have pegged you for an oldies guy
11:58kendall
12:00grand
12:03brought you a refill
12:05one's my max
12:06my before game
12:09so strict
12:10are you also strict about
12:13non-alcoholic kinds of fun
12:17like what
12:18are you so far you want to do is to fall in need
12:29i'm so into you i can barely breathe
12:34and all i want to do is to fall in need
12:40close ain't close enough till they cross the line
12:47okay so for your pop showcase tour de force
12:50are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem
12:52i don't know i feel like i'm more of a taylor than a girl girl
12:56you haven't fallen in love enough times to be a taylor
12:58yes i have
13:00with who
13:03okay fine
13:04exactly you never have crushes
13:06the fact that you are down bad for justin pole
13:09is totally a sign that he's special
13:11so be a taylor and do something about it
13:24okay have you seen him
13:25he's so much easier to look at than talk to
13:28just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some
13:33untouchable rock god
13:35what are you afraid of
13:39i don't know
13:40okay maybe i talk to him and his accent makes me melt
13:43and it goes terribly
13:45or he's just not interested
13:47and then i i never feel this way about anyone ever again
13:50or maybe
13:55or maybe
13:59i'm not you ali i can't just find a husband day one of college i can't talk to a guy
14:05like it's no big deal
14:06i walked in on garrett graham in the shower and i fell over a laundry cart
14:10you did what i don't want to talk about it you saw garrett graham naked what did he look like
14:16he looks naked
14:18i did and then i fell which is my point i i can't do this okay i have an idea
14:24literally everyone's going to block party tomorrow including justin probably
14:28when's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party
14:30when's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party
14:31well i i don't like parties
14:33but you love music
14:35no i need to work on my showcase song
14:37that's an excuse and you know it
14:39no it's not
14:39i want to present a demo in my class next week
14:42it's a whole and all-nighter
14:43i think i'm spending the night at sean's anyway
14:45you'll have the place to yourself
14:47no but no hannah i'm not letting you off the hook this time
14:50if you want to be a tailor you have to take a rest
15:10i want you like the pills behind the counter
15:13i want you so bad my fingers shook with it
15:16and we could have all of the money in the world
15:19but all the money in the world couldn't buy us this
15:23is somebody else
15:24when we're in the air
15:26i don't know what i'm saying
15:30i don't know what we will
15:35i change my hair
15:37i change your clothes
15:38my jeans or tattoos
15:40if you like them
15:41kiss me till my lips are bruised
15:45i promise no one's watching me
15:47not just a body
15:49somebody would a body
15:51or somebody to me
15:54not just a body
15:55somebody would a body
15:57want your body on me
16:00not just a body
16:02somebody
16:02want your body on me
16:22they feel like home
16:25they feel like home
16:26they feel like home
16:26they feel like home
16:26they feel tall but i don't care
16:28You're all your thing is through my head.
16:31People talk, I know they do.
16:34Let's let them talk about me.
16:39Not a body, not a body.
16:42You're somebody to me.
16:45You're somebody to me.
16:48You're somebody to me.
17:06I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:28Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:33Wow, okay, guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very up front.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:52Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:56What? That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:13Okay, I...
18:14I want to be your girlfriend.
18:17Why?
18:19Why?
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is, uh...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major.
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe...
18:39You just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:45But, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garen.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Wow, really?
19:25Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you've got a lady and you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got guts
19:38She keeps me, you're not, you're not any day
19:41I want to try your nuts
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be
19:48You're a bad dog man
19:51Come on.
19:51Hey, baby.
20:02Oh, I take it back.
20:10Move, move, move, come on, come on.
20:14Come on, come on.
20:20Come on, come on.
20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:39How says...
20:40Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:42Nay.
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slender.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:55I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:01He gets a half hour.
21:02If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah.
21:16Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:29No, he's more than a dick.
21:29Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:45Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris trophy or two, spend more time
21:50in your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:07He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36All right.
23:02Hi.
23:04You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:21That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:36Riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42You're nice to my friend, Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't?
23:52I'll...
23:52What if I write a terrible song
23:55and I fail a pop showcase
23:56and I can't afford my tuition next semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:02If I don't fall in love,
24:03I can't be a tailor
24:04that can write a perfect song about love
24:07and life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're going to fall in love someday.
24:16Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page
24:22all night,
24:23and I have literally no idea
24:25what it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:30You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Yeah?
24:42Nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:47Well,
24:48something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity,
24:58you weren't supposed to open up balloons today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:11Shit!
25:15Shit!
25:15Shit!
25:16Shit!
25:17Shit!
25:17Shit!
25:18Shit!
25:18Shit!
25:18Shit!
25:19Shit!
25:19Shit!
25:19Shit!
25:20Shit!
25:20Shit!
25:21Shit!
25:21Shit!
25:22Shit!
25:23Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32Long time.
25:34I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:39No, no, I'm sorry.
25:40Sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41After game.
25:44Oh, there you are.
25:45You're not helping me.
25:46I'm sorry.
25:47I'm sorry.
25:50Ah, hello.
25:54Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb.
26:00Yeah, no, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:23Carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I...
26:40Oh, my God.
26:40Yeah.
26:41Yeah, sorry.
26:43Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:50Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:04You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:06That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:10That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:13Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:15But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, do you.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23To tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:32You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points at actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry, I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:17Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:26De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Hey, you know.
28:32Gotta keep him up my boy's back.
28:34I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:38Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:41Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:47Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Yeah.
28:57I saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for, like, two seconds.
29:34Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:40We have a game today.
29:41I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:46If you would just see it.
29:47I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55For real.
29:56Boy.
29:56Boy.
29:56Boy.
29:58Staring at faith.
29:59I'm in the lead and I'm breaking the wave.
30:00Please welcome your very own Ryoika.
30:07Yo.
30:09King.
30:11I promise I didn't care.
30:24I remember.
30:31I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:38Let's go.
30:39Staring at fate.
30:40I'm in the lead and I'm breaking away.
30:42If you're not working, you're taking up space.
30:43I'm at the table a thousandth place.
30:45You're going to go to the end now.
30:47Down the street from the Denzel Estate.
30:48Right around the corner from the face of my baby face around me.
30:56Garrett Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game.
31:01He needs to be consistent.
31:03What do you know, G?
31:07Hey, come on, bro.
31:09Get your head in here.
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal and he's always on the warpath.
31:21You're making daddy proud, Graham?
31:39Let's go, Graham.
31:40Get the ball.
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Derek Graham turns out to be.
31:57He said that.
31:58You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookup thing.
32:02You've been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever.
32:04Good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:15Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:17Let me go.
32:33Let me go.
32:36Oh, my God.
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:16Hey, the game's not over!
33:42Hey, Garrett!
34:30Hey, Garrett!
34:34Hey, Garrett!
34:35Hey, Garrett!
34:35Hey, Garrett!
34:35Hey, Garrett!
35:02Hey, Garrett!
35:05Hey, Garrett!
35:06Hey, Garrett!
35:33Hey, Garrett!
35:37Hey, Garrett!
35:38Hey, Garrett!
35:48Hey, Garrett!
35:49Hey, Garrett!
35:55Yes!
36:06Welcome back, man.
36:07Yeah, thought we lost you for a minute there.
36:54It's not on the one.
36:55It's not the mom boy.
36:56It's a feeling, a heartbeat.
37:00Go-go.
37:02Go-go.
37:04Go-go.
37:07I'll try some more.
37:10Go-go.
37:12Go-go.
37:13Close your eyes.
37:15What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie.
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this.
37:24You promised.
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us.
37:29You know, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest.
37:31Also, I've had a long day, and I'm watching a movie.
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing.
37:36Hi, babe.
37:37Good to see you, too.
37:38Whatever.
37:39Hi.
37:39I love you.
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out.
37:41It's block party, Hannah.
37:43You know, if you don't give a nap, she'll just keep at it until you do.
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you.
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb.
37:50That doesn't matter.
37:51She's coming.
37:55I don't know what just happened.
37:57Justin Cole just happened.
37:59Yeah, well, Dexter's already there.
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole.
38:01And he's there alone, which means Hannah's going to slide right in.
38:04No, no.
38:04I have nothing to wear.
38:06Okay.
38:06Well, that's not even remotely true.
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit.
38:10You just do your makeup.
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah.
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15You just look.
38:17Sean, help me.
38:18I plead the fifth.
38:20Fine.
38:20Okay, I'll do your makeup, too.
38:22Just hustle.
38:23Before Justin leaves.
38:47Oh, yes, bitch.
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey.
38:52Okay, um, don't look now, but Justin is right over.
38:55I just said don't look now.
39:00Well, now you have to go over there.
39:02No, I talked to him earlier.
39:03He's not good.
39:04No, no.
39:05Just stop thinking this.
39:07No, this is why we pregame.
39:08Now put on your big girl pants and go talk to him.
39:11I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl.
39:12Look how courage.
39:13Hey, move your pressure.
39:14How is that?
39:15Hannah's friend in high school.
39:16I thought we'd be.
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public.
39:18You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole.
39:23Right?
39:24Fine.
39:25But can we dance first?
39:27Oh, yeah, we can.
39:28Let me give you this.
39:41Wow.
39:41Thank you so much.
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party.
39:54The, uh, waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:12All right, we're doing shots.
40:14We're doing shots, boys.
40:15All right, guys.
40:16Come on, bro.
40:16I'm watching you spill it right now.
40:17Give a shot.
40:18Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:20Thank you very much.
40:20Please take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yep.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh.
40:28Oh.
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:33Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me.
40:36Here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:38Whereby are you?
40:38That's her, baby.
40:39Yes, sir.
40:40Come on.
40:40Get one, Dini.
40:41Get in here.
40:41Cheers, boy.
40:43Cheers.
41:04Here we go.
41:05Oh.
41:05Uh, yeah.
41:10Oh.
41:12Take the kitchen out.
41:14Oh, there we go.
41:18Oh.
41:22Oh.
41:23Oh.
41:24Oh, yeah.
41:25Oh.
41:26Oh.
41:29Oh.
41:29Eatin' Cabanas by myself
41:32Let him remain, bottle cane
41:35Close in the lobby, waitin' for me
41:38I'm always with that girl again
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess
41:48I'm always with that girl again
41:51Let me just see my eyes
41:54When the boy plays
41:56I'm always with that girl
41:59Hey, boy
42:00It's just a poor woman
42:05I'm always with that girl
42:09I'm always with that girl
42:12I'm always with that girl
42:19Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not
42:21Who are you?
42:22We'll be watching
42:22Perfect
42:23Okay, give me your coat
42:25Okay
42:28You got this
42:29You got it, go
42:35Yes
42:36Stop it
42:50Yeah, but you just got this
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh
43:01The grand
43:03Stupid cheers
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier
43:10I'm a musician, too
43:11Writer, not performer
43:14You're sick, yeah
43:15What kind of stuff do you have?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly
43:20Yeah, classical
43:21Yeah, but I'm trying out other styles, too
43:24Like, pop, folk, R&B
43:26Uh, rock, electronic
43:29Uh, but mostly pop, though
43:32And
43:32Wellesley
43:33Classical
43:35Good?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket
43:38You never do
43:39Here
43:41Oh, no
43:41No, no, no, no
43:42Give it to me
43:43What?
43:45Hey
43:46I'm, uh
43:47I know you are, man
43:48Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today
43:50Yeah, thanks, man
43:51No worries
43:52You're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah
43:55My, uh, my dad played
43:56Nothing like Phil Graham
43:58But, uh
44:00Yeah, we'd watch together
44:04You're a Yohanna, right?
44:06Yeah
44:07Anna Wells
44:11Right
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you
44:14Yeah
44:15Officially
44:15Yeah
44:18Oh, okay
44:19I don't play it
44:20I don't play it
44:20See you around
44:21Sweet
44:22Yeah
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it
44:29And you're welcome
44:31For
44:31Now Jacob knows who you are
44:33Justin
44:34Whatever
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has
44:39Especially when that someone is a Briar U athlete
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram
45:21You, uh...
45:23You sort of disappear when you play
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way
45:29I mean, uh...
45:31You love it
45:32I can tell
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:39I don't know
45:41Uh, it's just something
45:44I've always done
45:45To impress my dad
45:49And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him
45:53Not really
45:56What about your mom?
46:02She, um...
46:04Uh, she died
46:06A while back
46:08Cancer
46:11Oh, I...
46:13Look
46:17I don't believe in favors
46:19Or shortcuts
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade
46:24I want to earn it
46:26And...
46:27I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that
46:31So what?
46:32I...
46:32I help you study for the midterm
46:34And you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that
46:42I'd still have to pay me
46:45Obviously
46:56Don't forget
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham
47:01This is my dance space
47:02This is your dance space
47:04I don't go into yours
47:05You don't come into mine
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing
47:08It was my mom's favorite movie
47:12Still a dated reference, though
47:15Asshole
47:15I see
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect
47:18You're not interested in me
47:20And I'm not interested in a relationship
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial
47:26Purely transactional
47:29So?
47:37Deal
47:55For this plan to work
47:56We have to sell
48:00We're gonna be fake dating
48:01There needs to be real kissing
48:02Whoa, easy
48:03I just met you
48:04What are we gonna do?
48:05Hold hands?
48:05You seriously think that's gonna get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No
48:15He's looking now
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up
48:24You can't blush
48:25Whenever I come near you
48:26Get over yourself
48:27I don't blush
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing
48:33Not bad
48:38Me and you on the Bruins
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:42Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends
48:43What's really going on?
48:46Oh my god
48:46Justin's here
48:47Be cool
48:47You're with me
48:50He is not just some random guy I want to hook up with
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect
48:56Why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
48:58Like being in love with someone who doesn't see you
49:02She's not my girlfriend
49:03But you clearly want her to be
49:10You're not taking us this seriously
49:13Watch the player, not the punk
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means trust me
49:25If I looked all over the world
49:29And there's every type of girl
49:32Once you're empty, I seem to pass me by
49:35I'm dancing with myself
49:38So let's sink another drink
49:41It'll give me time to think
49:44If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
49:48I'm dancing with myself
49:50Dancing with myself
49:53Dancing with myself
49:56But there's nothing I'm losing
49:58There's nothing to prove
50:00I'm dancing with myself
50:03Swim, swim, swim
50:06Swim, swim, swim
50:09Oh!
50:14I looked all over the world
50:17And there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
50:25You left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink
50:30It'll give me time to faint
50:33If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing, dancing
50:40Dancing with myself
50:42Dancing with myself
50:45If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:49If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:52If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:56I know
51:10Bye!
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