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00:00:03Now, Bartholomew, it's time for a bit of sophisticated humor.
00:00:08Ahem!
00:00:10Why don't scientists trust atoms?
00:00:15Because they make up everything.
00:00:19Bartholomew, that joke's older than the moon.
00:00:22But it's a classic, Marty.
00:00:25Always lead with a classic.
00:00:28I've heard better jokes than the obituaries.
00:00:32Hmm.
00:00:36Ah, Sean Delphine?
00:00:38I feel gas.
00:00:40Did someone bring the beams?
00:00:42Because that's what's electrifying the air.
00:00:47County fairs can be so depressing, especially when the entertainment is someone who's washed up.
00:00:52Speaking of that, do you remember that one ventriloquist guy?
00:00:57His dummy was named Chucklehead.
00:01:00Oh, Archibald.
00:01:02Yeah, he played at county fair over here.
00:01:05Really?
00:01:06Wow, that's sad.
00:01:08Wasn't he all over late night TV at one point?
00:01:12Yeah, he was everywhere.
00:01:13And then I forget what show he was on, but he bombed horribly.
00:01:17That's right.
00:01:18And then it just kept happening.
00:01:20He just couldn't recover from that.
00:01:22Yeah, he went from being everywhere to pretty much nothing.
00:01:27Hmm.
00:01:28Poor Archibald.
00:01:30Yeah, poor Chucklehead.
00:01:31He was awesome.
00:01:33You would feel sorry for the puppet.
00:01:52Oh, you suck!
00:02:06Hey, which one's the ventriloquist and which one's the dummy?
00:02:12So Chucklehead, how do cats stop a VCR?
00:02:16I don't know Archibald, how does a cat stop a VCR?
00:02:22It hits the pause button.
00:02:25Get it?
00:02:26Yes, I got it, and I hope it ain't contagious.
00:02:31Looks like we're knocking them dead tonight.
00:02:34Dead?
00:02:36Nothing could resurrect your career.
00:02:39Tell me again why I put up with you.
00:02:42I'm part of your work release, remember?
00:02:46You know Chucklehead, this is our final performance.
00:02:50What are you going to do in retirement?
00:02:52Get as far away from you as possible.
00:02:55Hey Papa, are those jokes from the Stone Age or what?
00:02:57That's not nice.
00:02:58Why?
00:02:58How would you like my hand up your ass for 20 years?
00:03:04It's been longer than 20 years, Chucklehead.
00:03:07Don't remind me.
00:03:09They say time flies when you're having fun.
00:03:12No wonder our time together feels like an eternity.
00:03:16What are you going to do in retirement?
00:03:21Honestly?
00:03:23I don't know, Chucklehead.
00:03:26I don't know.
00:03:28The ventriloquism is barely passable.
00:03:30It's all been done before, and better.
00:03:33This is just sad.
00:03:35Um, hey dummy, say something.
00:03:42Um, yes, well, ladies and gentlemen, as they say in showbiz, that's all, folks.
00:03:53It means it's time to go.
00:03:56Thanks, Archibald.
00:03:57Good night.
00:03:59Thanks, Chucklehead.
00:04:00Thanks, Chucklehead.
00:04:26Thanks, Chucklehead.
00:04:30Thanks, Chucklehead.
00:04:37Thanks, Chucklehead.
00:04:38Thanks, Chucklehead.
00:06:35Oh, you don't look so glum. Now you can move on to new and exciting things.
00:06:40Showbiz is all I know. Did you know my family started in vaudeville?
00:06:45No, really?
00:06:47Yes, way back in 1908. Our family even toured with Barnum Bailey. That's how I got Chucklehead here.
00:06:56Oh, well, maybe it's time that you and that thing take a break.
00:07:02Chucklehead? Him and I will be together forever.
00:07:06Why don't you pass him on to one of your other relatives and show business?
00:07:11Because I'm the only one left. The last of my kind. It's just him and me now.
00:07:17You seem very depressed. I'm sorry. Look, everything will be fine. Be thankful that you can retire. I'll never be
00:07:29able to.
00:07:31I'm going to. I'm going to my room now.
00:07:33Are you sure you don't want something to eat? The dining room will be open for another 30 minutes.
00:07:39No, but I'll see you at breakfast.
00:07:42Will you be checking out in the morning?
00:07:44No, I'm going to stay a few days more. Good night.
00:07:50Good night.
00:08:24Good night.
00:08:34Let's go.
00:08:59Cheers, my friend.
00:09:09Not thirsty tonight?
00:09:10Okay.
00:09:28Oh, how I long for the joy of another world.
00:09:50We should be there shortly.
00:09:53Good, we can check in and get cleaned up before the reunion.
00:10:04How many high school reunions have we been to together?
00:10:08I don't know.
00:10:10About four, maybe.
00:10:12I lose track.
00:10:13I wonder if Maggie will be there.
00:10:15Drop it.
00:10:16You dated her in high school.
00:10:19And you took her to the prom.
00:10:21Big deal.
00:10:22She'll never forget that night.
00:10:25Best five seconds of her life, I'm sure.
00:10:28Every reunion we go to, she's after me.
00:10:32She's just being nice, that's all.
00:10:34Her husband is never too happy to see you.
00:10:37He's a chump.
00:10:39She realized what a mistake she probably made.
00:10:43Right?
00:10:44He's a rich Wall Street banker with a house on Long Island.
00:10:48Big deal.
00:10:50Big deal.
00:10:50He's got money, so what?
00:10:52Yeah, look, so what?
00:10:54Let's just enjoy the time we have away from our crazy life.
00:10:58These times aren't going to last forever.
00:11:01Amen.
00:11:03Maggie still wants me.
00:11:04I don't care what you guys say.
00:11:06There's a place right there, up ahead.
00:11:09We have arrived.
00:11:24I guess we'll park here for now.
00:11:26Let's check in.
00:11:28And get something to eat?
00:11:29We wouldn't want Maggie thinking you're malnourished.
00:11:49Well, hello there.
00:11:51Hi, guys.
00:11:52What can I do for you?
00:11:53We have a reservation, a room for Alan Duncan.
00:11:57Okay, let me see.
00:12:01Oh, there you are.
00:12:03Room 203.
00:12:04Maybe the rest of our classmates are here, too.
00:12:07Classmates?
00:12:08Oh, we're here for a class reunion.
00:12:11It's here at the high school.
00:12:12Hmm.
00:12:13Well, no one else has checked in and mentioned it,
00:12:16but then I live outside of town, so I don't know what goes on here.
00:12:19How many hotels do you have in this town?
00:12:22Just two.
00:12:25Well, they must be at the other hotel, then.
00:12:28Hmm.
00:12:29How big was your graduating class?
00:12:31Around 128 kids.
00:12:34Hmm.
00:12:34Well, maybe it's only the three of you, then.
00:12:37Here, here's the key.
00:12:40I see you have a dining room.
00:12:42What time do you serve meals?
00:12:43Uh, breakfast is at 8.30, lunch at noon, and dinner is at 5 sharp.
00:12:48We'll see you at lunch, then.
00:12:50Your room is upstairs and to the left.
00:12:52Okay, thanks.
00:13:09It'd be odd if you were the only ones here.
00:13:25Hey, you know, this isn't half bad.
00:13:30Very turn of the fence freak charm.
00:13:33I'm starved.
00:13:35I'm starved.
00:13:48I'm starved.
00:13:51I'm starved.
00:13:59I'm starved.
00:13:59I'm starved.
00:14:00I'm starved.
00:14:00I'm starved.
00:14:01We're down.
00:14:06Hey, does that guy look familiar?
00:14:09I wonder what the DUMMY ordered.
00:14:14what can i get you guys i'll have a coke and a cheeseburger i'll have a roast beef sandwich
00:14:22and a glass of water i'll try the chicken and biscuits and a coke as well you got it
00:14:29i'll put that order right in hey i know who that guy is he's archibald the great
00:14:37he's a ventriloquist i saw him on that's incredible ones he doesn't look so great to me can't be too
00:14:45famous if he's hanging around this town excuse me sir are you archibald the great
00:14:54why yes yes i am how did you know i saw you on tv when i was a kid would
00:15:02you mind having a seat with
00:15:11us chucklehead and i have traveled all over the world we gave our final performance last night
00:15:16are you retiring from the business yes i'm afraid people today aren't into my antiquated style
00:15:24it's time to move on i can't believe you don't have your own reality tv show
00:15:29have you always performed with chucklehead yes since the very beginning that's cool
00:15:37would you mind if i asked you for an autograph i would be delighted
00:15:50thanks so much it was a pleasure talking with you but we must be going take care
00:16:07thanks again
00:16:14how cool was that swell has been entertainer signed your napkin hope this isn't the high point of our trip
00:16:24come on we made the guys day
00:16:39archibald i have your fresh towels
00:16:44where is that weirdo i'm keying in
00:17:00fuck you
00:17:02fuck you
00:17:17that was damn good listen we're eating dinner at the reunion you ate so much you're not even
00:17:27going to be hungry look these things go into the night plenty of time to eat and for other things
00:17:34too please don't tell us you think you're scoring with maggie tonight who knows dream along with me
00:17:44are you guys ready isn't it a bit early the time did you say this thing started before 30 but
00:17:51i thought
00:17:52we'd get there ahead of time so we could get a good table who's paying
00:18:12have fun tonight you can bet on it
00:18:23may i please ask not to be disturbed tonight
00:18:27may i please ask for five minutes
00:18:59Hey, why don't we walk?
00:19:01It's only a few blocks away.
00:19:02Because I'm not carrying your drunk ass home tonight.
00:19:06Good point.
00:19:41I'm not carrying your drunk ass home tonight.
00:19:44I'm not carrying your drunk ass home tonight.
00:19:45I'm carrying your drunk ass home tonight.
00:20:01It's time, my friend.
00:20:03We knew this day would come.
00:20:08We did give our final performance.
00:20:13Maybe we'll see one another soon.
00:20:50Good point.
00:21:08We'll be back in the next few weeks.
00:21:08I'll be back in the next few weeks.
00:21:09I'll be back in the next few weeks.
00:21:10Oh, my God.
00:21:47party time looks like we're the only ones there thanks to mr early bird let's go check it out
00:22:19what the hell what time did you say this starts see 5 30 yeah but not today next week what
00:22:33oops you've got to be kidding me you got the damn date wrong
00:22:41sorry I did no wonder no one was at the hotel beside the ventral quest you did it again you
00:22:50never pay attention to details it was a simple mistake we'll come back next week I can't get
00:22:56off work that soon we booked the hotel for two days and prepaid for this event come on we've
00:23:04been worse scrapes right come on I'm sorry you certainly are let's just get out of here
00:23:29hey hey
00:23:38hey hey
00:23:46sorry
00:24:31I don't know.
00:24:48I don't know.
00:25:00I don't know.
00:25:15Hey, that was quick.
00:25:20Dingbat gave us the wrong date.
00:25:22It's next week, not this week.
00:25:34Oh, they don't seem too happy.
00:25:37It was an honest mistake.
00:25:39Well, buy them dinner tonight and they'll forgive you.
00:25:42Yeah, I'm going to have to do something.
00:25:43I'm going to have to do something.
00:26:16It's so happy.
00:26:20I don't know.
00:26:23I don't know.
00:26:24I don't know.
00:26:30I don't know.
00:26:58I don't know.
00:27:01What the hell?
00:27:53Look, I said I was sorry.
00:27:55I made a mistake.
00:27:56I had the wrong date.
00:27:59I'll make it up to you.
00:28:01I promise.
00:28:01How?
00:28:03A week of vacation at the Bahamas?
00:28:06Tickets to a Broadway show.
00:28:09$200 a slot at the casino?
00:28:12All right, all right.
00:28:14You're getting a bit carried away.
00:28:16How about dinner on me?
00:28:18Fair enough.
00:28:20We only wasted a week of our vacation time and lots of money.
00:28:26Way to make me feel better.
00:28:28Come on.
00:28:53Have a good night.
00:29:01What have I done?
00:29:29What can I do for you?
00:29:31Dinner for three?
00:29:32No.
00:29:34Dinner for three?
00:29:46Oh, my God.
00:30:18The Echo and Ed show presents a fascinating dialogue, Echo's technical skills is undeniable,
00:30:27but Ed the puppet displays a level of sardonic width that often upstages his human counterpart.
00:30:33The dialogue crackles with an almost uncomfortable honesty, pushing the boundaries of traditional
00:30:40ventriloquism.
00:30:42While the act is undeniably innovative, certain unease lingers.
00:30:49Ed's cynicism, while often hilarious, borders on nihilistic.
00:30:53Is this social commentary or simply shock about you?
00:31:00The jury's still out.
00:31:03Seraphina and Silas is a study in contrast.
00:31:07I guess he is famous.
00:31:09See, I told you so.
00:31:11That was very nice of them to do a farewell piece on his final show.
00:31:16Turned out better than our reunion.
00:31:28Now, Reginald, tell the audience about your latest scientific discovery.
00:31:33Well, Professor, it involves a complex algorithm, a quantum entanglement field, and, oh look, a butterfly.
00:31:45Reginald, please, this is important research.
00:31:49Important?
00:31:51But butterflies are important.
00:31:52They're like flying flowers.
00:31:57His voice, a low and resonant timbre, seems to emanate from a place beyond the stage.
00:32:05It's a performance that transcends mere ventriloquism, entering into the realm of theatrical possession.
00:32:27Where the hell is that waitstaff person?
00:32:54What makes someone want to get into a profession like Archibald?
00:32:57Well, he probably found joy in making other people happy.
00:33:01What are you getting at?
00:33:03I think it takes an odd person to hang out with a ventriloquist, dummy.
00:33:07Odd, but probably wealthy.
00:33:10You can only be so lucky.
00:33:12When he sat down next to us, I couldn't ignore the air of sadness around him.
00:33:19Well, he gave his final performance.
00:33:22I'm sure it was an emotional couple hours for him.
00:33:25It's a lot for one person to deal with, especially an entertainer.
00:33:31They're used to being a center of attention.
00:33:35It's a lot to have to deal with.
00:33:38Still, stop playing psychologist and go back to your video game.
00:33:43Striking out all over the place.
00:33:46Funny.
00:33:58Have a great night.
00:34:00Good night.
00:34:00Good night.
00:34:14Hello.
00:34:15Bassinet in.
00:34:16How can I help you?
00:34:21Okay, let me take a look.
00:34:27Thanks for waiting.
00:34:28Yes, we have availability on the 15th and 16th.
00:34:32Okay, how would you like to pay for that?
00:34:35Credit card?
00:34:35May I have the credit card number, please?
00:34:41Okay.
00:34:43And an email address, please.
00:34:50Okay.
00:34:52You should be receiving a confirmation shortly.
00:34:55And we'll see you soon.
00:35:11Okay.
00:35:22Okay.
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:40Okay.
00:35:50You know, guys, I miss high school.
00:35:54Do you?
00:35:55I don't miss it at all.
00:35:57All the clicks and pettiness.
00:35:59Life's better on the outside.
00:36:01Yeah, make it sound like jail.
00:36:03It was.
00:36:04Just legalized.
00:36:06How about you, Trey?
00:36:08Did you miss school?
00:36:09I went howling on the school thing.
00:36:11Maggie didn't change your mind?
00:36:13Oh, yeah, Maggie.
00:36:15She made every day worth it.
00:36:17You got beat up in the locker room.
00:36:19I got slugged a few times.
00:36:23But I always hit back.
00:36:25Remember George Watson and his gang?
00:36:27Sure do.
00:36:28You mopped his ass up in the cafeteria that day.
00:36:32And his potty.
00:36:33Their reputation got ruined and all I got was in-school suspension.
00:36:38Yeah, they never bothered anyone ever again.
00:36:41Most people, when they think of the idea of talking through someone else, think ventriloquism,
00:36:46which these days is just prop comedy.
00:36:48Oh, look.
00:36:48There's our friend.
00:36:51Hey, I saw him about a minute ago down the hallway.
00:36:54Wasn't looking too good.
00:36:56Yeah, he's probably just tired.
00:36:58Talking through someone else, like having a dummy or a puppet speak for you, more often
00:37:02is a symptom of mental illness in adults.
00:37:04Sometimes it's a reaction to something like social anxiety.
00:37:06Some people act one way because that's how they feel they're expected to act,
00:37:10or because they're too scared to be themselves.
00:37:12And they use that other self to let their real personality shine through.
00:37:16They act how they want, and if other people get upset, they can just blame it on the dummy.
00:37:20For others, it's a symptom of some deeper mental illness, like dissociative identity disorder.
00:37:26Think Arnold Wesker and Scarface from the Batman series.
00:37:28Wesker was a criminal genius, but weak and inept.
00:37:31So Scarface was a separate personality that manifested itself.
00:37:34And Wesker created the Scarface dummy so that could look and play the part more.
00:37:38So talking through someone else uses a sign that it's time to seek some professional help.
00:37:43Unless, of course, you're stuck in a horror movie.
00:37:45In which case, the other self will slaughter your friends, your family, your neighbors,
00:37:48and your date to the senior prom in horrible and gruesome ways.
00:37:54And, of course, smoke?
00:38:08Which means to don't get some problems to be a part of a spielt ring as you want.
00:38:08You know what happens to be a part of a hole in the gan other space,
00:38:11it's a schnell hole in theilight's city cube.
00:38:11There's a no way to find itself to be a part of aitas consciousness,
00:38:11as to do it with aievous battle royalties.
00:38:12We say the third Caitlyn always used the vision of the
00:38:30why why are you doing this this is what you wanted I never wanted death death is a part
00:38:43of revenge I never wanted revenge you did you did I did for all the failures the people who cheated
00:38:59you
00:38:59the people who laughed at you those people yes but these aren't those people all people are those
00:39:12people revenge damn I need ice and there's no ice here no I thought I saw ice machine in the
00:39:36lobby I
00:39:37didn't go get some now I'll go get it be right back
00:40:11hello I need some ice is anyone here
00:40:24I am never staying at this hotel again I don't even see an ice machine those guys are whacked
00:40:40anyone anyone
00:41:05this is ridiculous
00:41:21no don't go down there who's there
00:41:39hello
00:41:46don't do it
00:42:12hello
00:42:16is anyone here
00:42:22I need some help stop screwing around
00:42:30what the hell was that
00:42:38who's down here
00:43:06hello
00:43:08Hello?
00:43:46You've got to be kidding me.
00:44:12I see the cracks, Silas. The fractures and their carefully constructed realities. I see the void, Silas. The emptiness they
00:44:20try so desperately to ignore. And it calls to us.
00:44:23Hey, uh, uh, Patrick, were you expecting a package anytime soon? Because I got something delivered to me, but it
00:44:31had your name on it.
00:44:32I don't think so.
00:44:33I don't know, but it said, say hello to Patricia. How do they know my track name?
00:44:39Uh, I don't know where it came from. I don't know why it is, but, um, it's just a little,
00:44:44uh, dummy head.
00:44:45Yeah.
00:44:46Yeah. Do we, do we need a, uh, a third mic-er?
00:44:50Mic up Patricia. Let's see what she says.
00:44:52Um, I, I have no clue why it's called a dummy. It's, I mean, puppet, mannequin, dummy. What do you
00:44:59think?
00:45:00Institutional bias.
00:45:03Yeah, I can't, I can't postulate on why, why they're called dummies with her, with her eyes just staring at
00:45:08me like that. It feels very judgmental. Like, anything I say could be, like, offensive.
00:45:12I don't know if I want to offend our new third co-host.
00:45:15Maybe it makes you feel like a dummy because you don't know what to say.
00:45:18You know, maybe it's a feedback loop. Maybe we call them dummies and it, you know, insults them on a
00:45:23molecular level and they have to lash out, um, in the form of murder.
00:45:29Oh, yeah, let's, uh, alright. Goodbye, Patricia.
00:45:33So, anyway, what movie are we going to watch this week?
00:45:36Silas and Shadow is a departure from traditional ventriloquism.
00:45:41Silas' intense focus and Shadow's unsettling pronouncements create an atmosphere of palpable tension.
00:45:48Shadow, the dummy, is a chilling presence. His voice, a low and guttural rumble, seems to come from a place
00:45:56of darkness.
00:45:58The act is less a performance and more a ritual, leaving the audience with a sense of unease.
00:46:04Hey, boy, you ready to rock this joint?
00:46:06Ready to rock this joint?
00:46:08Let's get light and break something.
00:46:09Alright, try not to break everything. We still gotta get paid.
00:46:12Details, rusty details. Now get in, Mike.
00:46:15Oh, Shuck. Darling, do you feel the electricity in the air? The sheer passion of our performance?
00:46:24Passion, Delphine? I feel gas.
00:46:28Did someone bring the beans?
00:46:30Because that's what's electrifying the air.
00:46:32Oh, Shuck. Show some restraint. We are artists.
00:46:40Artists who need to eat. I hope we have some good dippers in the audience.
00:46:47Shadow, do you see what I see when I look at them?
00:46:51I see the cracks, Silas. The fractures in their carefully constructed realities.
00:46:58And what do those cracks reveal, Shadow?
00:47:02I see the void, Silas. The emptiness they try so desperately to ignore.
00:47:07The public's got more life than you do.
00:47:09And he's made of wood.
00:47:12Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:47:13Enough about Archibald.
00:47:16Gosh, it'd taken Alan a long time to get that ice.
00:47:21Maybe we got lost.
00:47:23This place is too small to get lost.
00:47:26Maybe he went to the corner store to get some.
00:47:29I'm gonna take a nap.
00:47:31I'm tired.
00:47:32I'm gonna go see if I can see where he wandered off to.
00:47:35Okay.
00:47:37Okay.
00:48:00He's waiting for you.
00:48:15Please, be warned.
00:48:24Hey, anyone here?
00:48:31Oh, Archibald.
00:48:33Have you seen Alan?
00:48:33Mom?
00:49:56Hey, Archibald, I'm talking to you.
00:50:06Man, you look like shit.
00:50:09It's too late for Alan.
00:50:11What?
00:50:13Gather your other friend and leave.
00:50:16You're not making any sense.
00:50:18Let's find a place to sit down and chat.
00:50:21Maybe we can get you some help.
00:50:23It's too late for me.
00:50:25Chucklehead is loose in this hotel, and now he wants to kill everyone.
00:50:31Look, you're taking this Dow thing way too seriously.
00:50:34I know you might be in the dumps about quitting your act, but...
00:50:38It's alive.
00:50:39I am not.
00:50:40My negative energy filled the dummy after I took my life, and now it wants to kill everyone.
00:50:49What?
00:50:50All my negative energy over the years filled the dummy, and now it is exacting retribution
00:50:57on everyone.
00:50:59Be warned.
00:51:05Did I see what I think I saw?
00:51:08I know.
00:51:15I know.
00:51:24I know.
00:51:26I know.
00:52:16hey what's wrong we gotta go I can't find Alan and Archibald's a ghost or
00:52:23something he he said Alan is dead are you nuts I'm being honest I swear he says
00:52:32his dummy chucklehead is alive and killing people listen to what you're
00:52:37saying are you getting even because we were mad at you I wish it was there's
00:52:45only one way to find out how's that let's go to Archibald's room and see he's
00:52:51probably watching TV all right let's go
00:53:04Archibald we need to have a word with you I told you he wasn't there
00:53:22Archibald I told you that dude's dead he's not here
00:53:31over there
00:53:39oh my god I told you he was dead how did you see him moving around it was his
00:53:46ghost I told you that well let's get out of here that dummies lurking around here
00:53:50somewhere
00:54:09I can't make it down the stairs my legs hurt so much the room
00:54:26oh my leg you should be safer now you have to stop the bleeding this should help thanks this is
00:54:39so
00:54:39unbelievable well believe it because it's happening
00:54:59It's not working.
00:55:13Let me see your phone.
00:55:20It's no good.
00:55:22Well, we're in the middle of nowhere.
00:55:24It's not that.
00:55:26The dummy must have tampered with the router.
00:55:28How could it know to do that?
00:55:31Because it possesses human knowledge.
00:55:33Everything Archibald knew transferred to the dock.
00:55:37Why would the dummy be killing people?
00:55:39Because now it has all of Archibald's pent-up rage and anger at its fuel.
00:55:44That's why it's full of hate and rage.
00:55:46What do we do now?
00:55:48We'll try to get out of here.
00:55:50I can't go anywhere on this leg.
00:55:53Then I'll have to go.
00:55:58Damn, too high to climb down.
00:56:00What are you going to do?
00:56:02You stay put.
00:56:03You'll be safe here.
00:56:05Please hurry.
00:56:06It really hurts.
00:56:07I feel lightheaded.
00:56:10You're losing a lot of blood.
00:56:11I will hurry back.
00:56:12I'll be back.
00:56:48Hey, I need help.
00:56:50Something serious is happening here.
00:56:58Oh, no.
00:57:00No.
00:57:01No.
00:57:20You're losing a lot of blood.
00:57:31Oh, God.
00:57:36Oh, God.
00:58:19Alan is dead! We're going to have to try to get you out!
00:58:24No! Fucker! Come on out! Shucklehead knucklehead!
00:58:52Okay.
00:59:33Let's go.
00:59:52Let me in, hey!
01:00:05What in the name of Caesar are you all in a state about?
01:00:09I know this is going to sound incredible, but I'm being chased by a living dummy.
01:00:14Dummy? Are you drunk?
01:00:17No, it's Chucklehead.
01:00:19The dummy Archibald used during his final performance?
01:00:23Yeah, I know him.
01:00:24He was here about a night ago.
01:00:26Really poor turnout.
01:00:28But I got overtime, so who cares?
01:00:31We need to call the police.
01:00:34Well, the phone's over there.
01:00:45He's just kidding me.
01:00:47He's just kidding me.
01:00:52I'm not looking at him!
01:01:00He's just kidding me.
01:01:02He's just kidding me.
01:01:02Oh, that's what he said.
01:01:32I'll see you next time.
01:01:57I'll see you next time.
01:02:32I'll see you next time.
01:02:35I'll see you next time.
01:03:07Leave me alone.
01:03:09I didn't do anything to you.
01:04:05I'll see you next time.
01:04:13I take back any negative energy I unwittingly gave you.
01:04:25It is time, my friend.
01:04:32Time to go.
01:04:54Good luck, Archibald.
01:04:56Wherever you are.
01:05:26I'll see you next time.
01:05:55I'll see you next time.
01:05:57Yes, well, ladies and gentlemen, as they say in showbiz, that's all, folks.
01:06:04I'll see you next time.
01:06:30I'll see you next time.
01:06:58I'll see you next time.
01:07:02I'll see you next time.
01:07:06I'll see you next time.
01:07:22I'll see you next time.
01:07:34I'll see you next time.
01:07:45I'll see you next time.
01:07:48I'll see you next time.
01:07:53I'll see you next time.
01:08:09Bye.
01:08:10Bye.
01:09:49They say time flies when you're having fun.
01:09:52No wonder our time together feels like an eternity.
01:09:57What are you going to do in retirement?
01:10:01Honestly?
01:10:03I don't know, Chucklehead.
01:10:05I don't know.
01:10:14Um, hey dummy, say something.
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