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00:19What the fuck?
00:21What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck, you psycho, why the fuck am
00:27I'm doing my tattoo chair, what the fuck, oh god, oh, it's okay, it's okay, are you, how
00:35are you, how am I, how the fuck do you think I am, what did you do to me, Vlad,
00:42I'm sorry,
00:44we were, we were so drunk, and then you said that you might want to be dominated, just,
00:52just to try it, but then nothing happened, because I myself was so drunk, and then, god,
00:57I passed out, and this whole thing is just a huge misunderstanding, and I'm going to get
01:01you out of here right now, okay, okay, get you out right now, there we go, okay, I'm sorry,
01:13I'm sorry, did we, um, did we do anything, no, no, no, nothing happened, I promise, god,
01:26I told you, um, I told you, oh god, this is really hard to say, but last night, I told
01:34you that Cynthia and John are having an affair, um, are you sure, are you sure, I caught them
01:57together, I'm so sorry, can I stay here tonight, he slept in the guest room, I couldn't tell
02:20what he was thinking when we parted ways, so in the morning, I left him a note, a number
02:26for a car service, and I went to the store, now it's on him to decide, it's his choice,
02:41he'll probably never speak to me again, maybe he'll call the police, I wouldn't blame him,
02:49it was a mistake, people make mistakes, and I made one.
03:29the door can stick, uh, you better come around, I thought you'd left, I thought you'd
03:49go for a walk, how are you feeling, that was the best sleep I've had in three years, oh, would
04:02you like coffee, I'd love some, you, uh, dropped your phone in the toilet last night, I could
04:16put it in some rice, or, a nice one, glad.
04:28Thanks.
04:36Is it not, not okay?
04:38It's the best coffee I've had in my entire life, I'm gonna do some journaling.
04:45Oh.
04:52He's still here.
04:54Uh.
04:57Yeah.
05:07Hey, Bambo.
05:07Uh-huh.
05:11Hey.
05:12Uh-huh.
05:23Hey, Bambo?
05:23Uh-huh.
05:23Can I ask what your plan might be?
05:27Well, the way I see it, Cynthia got to run away.
05:32What?
05:34She left me with Fee.
05:35You mean when she tried to kill herself?
05:38Yes.
05:40You can't really call that room away.
05:42You know, she found something that I'd written about that day.
05:45And she made me throw it away.
05:47It was the first good thing I'd written since my last book.
05:52Oh, she said it belonged to her.
05:57Right.
05:58And now she's fucking someone else?
06:01Sorry, but when she, um...
06:05You knew where she was.
06:07She doesn't know where you are.
06:08No, she kind of does.
06:11Basically.
06:12How?
06:15You told her.
06:19Yeah, you wrote her on my phone.
06:20About needing time.
06:22What?
06:23I have my laptop with me.
06:27And I saw the text messages on my computer.
06:30Yeah, you have a Wi-Fi next to the bed.
06:32Probably rentals, I guess.
06:34Oh, well, drunk.
06:35You must have, um, decided to...
06:37No, you wrote that.
06:39I didn't write that.
06:42I know I didn't.
06:45It's okay.
06:49It's okay.
06:50It's interesting.
06:58Did you put something in my drink last night?
07:00I would never do something like that.
07:07I will leave you.
07:09Good, because I'm telling the truth.
07:16I'm gonna take out a boat.
07:27I love you.
07:46He wants to stay.
08:05Hello.
08:06You answered.
08:07How's it going?
08:08It's a fucking farce.
08:10They say it'll be done by tonight.
08:12Are you mad at me?
08:13You know, I was thinking about it,
08:14and making my wife sit by my side during my Title IX hearing
08:20just didn't feel like us.
08:24Right.
08:24As long as you're fucking riddled with guilt.
08:27You gonna tell me where you are?
08:28No.
08:29They're starting back up.
08:31I gotta go.
08:32Is that Sid?
08:33Can I speak to her?
08:34You okay?
08:35Yeah.
08:36Are you okay?
08:37Yeah.
08:39You're very impressive.
08:48Oh, the kayak tipped.
08:50Oh, are you all right?
08:52Yeah, I'm fine.
08:53I just need to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.
08:57It's from The Simpsons.
09:01There are some pants of John's in the dresser.
09:04You don't like me like this.
09:09D.H. Lawrence is great.
09:11You forget.
09:12You think he's gonna be nuts, and then he's amazing.
09:14Oh, yes.
09:15The first line is something like, uh, ours is essentially a tragic age, so we refuse to
09:20take it tragically.
09:23Gosh, you're impressive.
09:24Oh, please.
09:25I just learn all those first lines so I can show off to boys like you.
09:28Oh, it's effective.
09:33Is that your new book?
09:35Oh.
09:37Uh, yeah.
09:39Yes.
09:40Do you like it?
09:42It's the best work I've ever done, but I'm still trying to figure out an ending.
09:48Do you want to write together?
09:51No.
09:53I'll go get my computer.
09:54Uh, well, where are your clothes?
09:56I can wash them.
09:57Uh, they are on the porch.
10:02The jeans can't go in the dryer.
10:10It's okay.
10:14He made me feel dirty.
10:18I dropped out of school shortly after.
10:22Did you ever alert the school about what had transpired?
10:25No.
10:26Why not?
10:28I was ashamed of myself.
10:31I thought professors were gods.
10:35I was just a townie kid.
10:38And all I had was being good at school.
10:45I don't want to ruin anyone's life.
10:48But I was so vulnerable back then in him doing that.
10:53It wasn't...
10:57kind.
11:06You were in his wife's class?
11:09Yes.
11:09What was the nature of your relationship with her?
11:21Honestly, I didn't know her that well.
11:25She was a good teacher.
11:28She was a good teacher.
11:56You don't have to look down.
12:03did you ever have an affair with a student no yes but he was a he was a grad student
12:11he was in his late 20s and I was in my early 30s I was my prime why are you
12:19still in your prime
12:20not in the same way and he was um I was wild about him why he made the most incredible
12:30eye contact
12:56so
13:21You're so good in there, honey.
13:26So now we just see what happens, right?
13:28Uh, Lexus is on her way.
13:30We're gonna head back to the city.
13:32They said it'd be any minute till we get the big old verdict.
13:37You don't need me for that part.
13:44Sid!
13:53It's been so long since anybody's cooked for me.
13:56That was, um, that was special.
13:59I'm happy you enjoyed it.
14:02Today was productive.
14:04I wrote 12 pages.
14:06I'm so glad.
14:07I actually didn't write a word.
14:10Too distracted?
14:12Um, sure.
14:15So how long do you think John and Cynthia have been at it?
14:19I really don't want to think about that.
14:21I really don't want to think about that.
14:22Okay.
14:27Uh.
14:28Uh.
14:30Uh.
14:35Uh.
14:36Uh.
14:39Uh.
14:40Uh.
14:41Uh.
14:42Uh.
14:43Uh.
14:44Uh.
14:44Uh.
14:45Uh.
14:45Uh.
14:56I need to tell you something.
15:01I did something bad.
15:06I didn't hand it my paper, professor.
15:12I'm in trouble.
15:17Excuse me.
15:37I am so sorry.
15:40Oh, God, don't be sorry, please.
15:44Didn't you say that that's what we were going to do last night?
15:47I don't want to act out your high school fantasy of some pervy older woman.
15:52That's not what I want.
15:53I thought that's what you wanted.
15:55I don't.
15:55I want to do what you want.
15:57Well, I want you to do what you want.
15:58How do I make you happy?
16:00Please don't try to make me happy.
16:10God, Vlad, did I make it all up?
16:17What?
16:19Oh.
16:20I'm going to...
16:23I'm going to go get ready for bed.
16:26Should I join you?
16:29Stop asking me questions.
16:57I'm sorry about that faculty meeting.
16:59I don't want to do this to you.
17:09Oh, God.
17:14And when I came over that first time,
17:17I wanted to do this.
17:20Oh, Jesus.
17:21Oh, Jesus.
17:23Oh, Jesus.
17:25Oh, Jesus.
17:26Oh, Jesus.
17:27Oh, Jesus.
17:27Oh, Jesus.
17:28Oh, Jesus.
17:34And when I came over to swim,
17:36I wanted to do this.
17:44I remember in the conference room that one day,
17:48I wanted you on your knees,
17:51under the table.
17:52Oh, God.
17:52Oh, God.
17:52Oh, God.
17:54Oh, God.
18:11It's written me softly.
18:13I'm not going for you today.
18:16Oh, God.
18:19Oh.
18:21I'm not going for you today.
18:22Oh, my God, I'm coming.
18:34We're so high.
18:55Oh, my God, you can, you can come.
19:06What?
19:06You can come.
19:08You sure?
19:09Yes.
19:23Oh, my God.
19:26Oh, my God.
19:52Oh, my God.
19:59Vlad.
20:00Yeah?
20:06You can go to the guest room.
20:11OK.
20:39Oh, my God.
20:40Awesome.
20:51Oh!
20:52Ahh!
20:54What the hell, it's me, oh.
21:01I like his undies.
21:02Fuck you, man.
21:03Oh, where, where are you going?
21:07Nice work.
21:09Seriously.
21:10I'm impressed.
21:11If you say one more word, I will kill you.
21:22Don't get too close.
21:23Oh, I'm freezing.
21:28Are those my pants?
21:29Vlad has been staying in the guest room because he needed a little space, that's all.
21:33You don't have to lie.
21:34You're not allowed to say anything, right?
21:35Oh, I'm allowed to say exactly what I want.
21:37But even more so, even more so, even more so, what about you and Cynthia?
21:42What?
21:43Cynthia?
21:45What?
21:46Hey, stop fucking laughing.
21:48I'm sorry, I can't help it.
21:50Friends, Cynthia is way above my pay grade.
21:53What?
21:54No, you said you caught them, right?
21:56Caught us doing what?
21:57I did.
21:58I saw you together at some...
22:01At some...
22:03You were with her.
22:05Yeah, well, unlike the two of you, we were not fucking.
22:10Cynthia's finishing her memoir and I'm writing an epic poem.
22:14Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
22:15So you...
22:16You weren't...
22:17Betraying you?
22:19No, sir.
22:23You said you saw them together.
22:25Well, I did.
22:26I thought I did.
22:27You were writing?
22:29You are not the only one that can write.
22:31At two o'clock in the morning.
22:32That's right.
22:33We take drugs and then we write.
22:35It's fun.
22:35What?
22:40What the hell is wrong with you?
22:41She's sober, you fuck.
22:43Cynthia can make her own choices.
22:44No, she can.
22:45You have no idea what she's doing.
22:47Stop.
22:49It was her idea.
22:50Of course it was, because she's an addict.
22:52She bought them.
22:52I kept them.
22:53It's like a half an Adderall.
22:55She's fine.
22:55Oh, you have no fucking clue, you moron.
22:58She just wants to get this book done and move out of that fucking condo so it can stop being
23:01about you all the time.
23:03When has it ever been about me?
23:15Can I borrow your phone?
23:17Why?
23:18To call my fucking wife.
23:20Oh.
23:21Yeah, sure.
23:24Tell her I said hi.
23:26Fuck you.
23:26Shut your fucking mouth.
23:44You want to know about the hearing?
23:45Yes.
23:49The complaints were dismissed.
23:51I won't teach again, but I got to keep my pension, so I won.
23:56You don't seem happy.
23:58I think it was a mistake to involve Sydney.
24:01She'll get over it.
24:02No, I think I fucked it up for a while.
24:05Okay.
24:08I had a thought.
24:09Mm-hmm.
24:12Maybe we revisit our agreement.
24:16What do you mean?
24:18We're not getting any younger.
24:21We could...
24:23recommit.
24:24I mean, isn't this all starting to feel a little sad?
24:28After you're finished, of course.
24:32What did she say?
24:36She said that you help her feel like a normal human.
24:45I don't know.
24:49Well, I'm going to bed.
24:55Okay.
25:11You want to know what I want?
25:13What?
25:20I want you to meet me here once a week.
25:28Say you will.
25:52You inspire me.
26:05There was a time in my life when that was the most exciting thing that someone could say to me.
26:20I'm just getting my notebooks.
26:24Should I change the sheets?
26:28It might be wise.
26:30Was it everything you wanted?
26:32John.
26:33It's the best feeling, though, isn't it?
26:35What?
26:37Desire.
26:38I thought it was about desire, but it's not about that as much as...
26:42What?
26:44What the desire did.
26:46It was invigorating.
26:48It gave me this.
26:49Got your groove back.
26:51Jesus.
26:52She's still got it.
26:53John, please.
26:55So what's it about?
26:58I'll, uh...
27:01I'll let you read it when it's published.
27:03You think it'll sell?
27:04I think it could give me a whole new life.
27:07You want a whole new life?
27:08Well, I want choices.
27:10I want options.
27:11I want...
27:11Power?
27:12I think the kids call it agency.
27:17Are you...
27:19coming to bed?
27:23I don't know.
27:26You don't like that ending.
27:37It has recently come to my attention that...
27:41both Vladimir and John are thinking of me as a character in their own story.
27:47And they both have an idea about how it's going to play out.
27:53But there are forces beyond anyone's control.
28:00A fire breaks out when we're asleep.
28:05Just like in a gothic novel.
28:08As though that obsession, that thrill of desire...
28:13goes up in flames.
28:15Wake up!
28:16John!
28:18Wake up!
28:19Get up!
28:19There's a fire!
28:20Get up!
28:21Oh, shit.
28:22What happened?
28:23Shit!
28:24Fucking door is stuck!
28:25Get out of the fucking way!
28:26And I understand...
28:28Get out of the fucking way!
28:29I got it!
28:30Fucking way!
28:31Get out of the fucking way!
28:32Get away, you fucking...
28:34That I have to make a choice.
28:36Get out of the fucking way!
28:38Get out of the fucking way!
28:45Wait, wait, wait, where are you going?
28:48What?
28:50Hey, wait, wait, stop!
28:51What are you doing, Frank?
28:58A whole new life.
29:13And this is how it plays out.
29:17I finish my book about a woman's obsession with her younger colleague.
29:23Vlad writes a book about a tender affair with an older professor.
29:27Mine does much better.
29:29It speaks to a certain need.
29:34Don't worry.
29:36I call 911.
29:37Everybody gets out.
29:47You don't believe me?
29:51Why are men great till they gotta be great?
29:54Woo!
29:55I just took a DNA test.
29:58Turns out I'm 100% that bitch.
30:01Even when I'm crying crazy.
30:02Yeah, I got boy problems.
30:04That's the human in me.
30:05Bling, bling.
30:06Then I solve them.
30:07That's the goddess in me.
30:08You could have had a bad bitch.
30:10Non-committal.
30:11Help you with your career.
30:13Just a little.
30:14You supposed to hold me down.
30:16But you holding me back.
30:17And that's the sound of me not calling you back.
30:21Why are men great till they gotta be great?
30:24Don't text me.
30:25Tell it straight to my face.
30:27Best friends set me down in the salon chair.
30:30Shampoo press get you out of my hair.
30:33Fresh photos with the bomb lighting.
30:36New man on the Minnesota Vikings.
30:39Truth hurts me.
30:41There's something more exciting.
30:42Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
30:47With the bomb lighting.
30:50Yeah, yeah.
30:52Oh, oh.
31:21Because I gentlemen good to you.
31:22So all the time we hear.
31:23All right.
31:23Good to be.
31:23There you go.
31:23Bye.
31:25See you later.
31:35All right.
31:35Bye.
31:41contr Iggy.
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