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00:00:00Thank you for listening.
00:00:42Thank you for listening.
00:01:16Good morning, Mrs. Hansen.
00:01:26Good morning, Mr. Shane.
00:01:27Good morning, Mr. Hansen.
00:02:00Hey, hey, taxi, taxi. Goodbye, Mr. Wheeler. Andrew.
00:02:05Come on, guys, let's go. Okay, we're coming.
00:02:14We're all set here, Dad. My pals and I are ready to migrate to Pleasant Valley.
00:02:20Did you know that combined, all ants in the world together
00:02:24with just about as much as all human beings?
00:02:29Oh, I find that fascinating.
00:02:31We have got to meet the moving van. Where's Gunther?
00:03:10Everything packed? I think so, dear.
00:03:13All set here, Dad. Gunther?
00:03:19Gunther?
00:03:24I'm sorry, Dad. I was just trying to keep my mind on something else.
00:03:29Life as I know it is about to end.
00:03:33Did you remember to lock the back doors of the U-Haul, like I asked?
00:03:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:41Very well. We're off.
00:03:50Gunther?
00:03:51Andrew?
00:03:52What?
00:03:53Gunther?
00:03:55Gunther
00:04:32Well, here we are, our new house.
00:04:35What do you think?
00:04:37Oh, a front lawn.
00:04:39Hey, guys, look, it's your own Disney way.
00:04:40And it has a pool.
00:04:42Oh, wow.
00:04:48Hey, come on, Guthrie.
00:04:50Oh.
00:04:50Oh.
00:04:52Oh.
00:05:15How about a little help, son?
00:05:17Dad, you know how my back is.
00:05:21You got it?
00:05:22Yeah.
00:05:23Hold on a second.
00:05:24Oh, sorry.
00:05:31Isn't anybody gonna get that?
00:05:37I'll get it.
00:05:41How do?
00:05:42I'm Charlie Parker.
00:05:43I live next door.
00:05:44Oh, what a pleasant surprise.
00:05:50Welcome to the neighborhood.
00:05:52Thanks.
00:05:55What's this?
00:05:57Jello.
00:06:00I mean, just a little welcome to the neighborhood gift for you and your family from the Parker's.
00:06:07Thanks.
00:06:11Well, we have lots of unpacking to do.
00:06:16Okay.
00:06:17I'll introduce to the rest of the guys later.
00:06:20Bye.
00:06:23I live next door to Beaver Cleaver.
00:06:33Gunther, pay attention.
00:06:35This is not a toy.
00:06:36This is not a toy.
00:06:37I'm listening, Dad.
00:06:38The pool is your responsibility.
00:06:40You must remember to check the chemicals for low chlorine.
00:06:44Then once a week, you scrape the algae off.
00:06:47But most importantly, you sweep the leaves out.
00:06:50If they get into the filter, pressure will build up and...
00:06:54Oh, and you have to flush the filter out and add new diatomaceous earth.
00:07:03Gunther, have you heard anything that I've said?
00:07:06Every word, Dad.
00:07:08We've been over this already.
00:07:11Do you need me for anything else?
00:07:14I'm serious, son.
00:07:15You have got to stay on top of this.
00:07:19Check the chlorine, scrape the algae, sweep the leaves, and if necessary, add diatomaceous earth.
00:07:27Can I go now?
00:07:29Well, where are you off to in such a hurry?
00:07:31You wanted me to interact?
00:07:32I'm going to go mingle with some natives.
00:07:35Check out the new mall.
00:07:36Andrew, you want to come?
00:07:37Yeah, sure.
00:07:38Do I have time to put my things away?
00:07:40Sure.
00:07:47Gunther, that was really nice of you.
00:07:49Hey, what are big brothers for?
00:07:53Besides, he still has his allowance.
00:07:55I'm broke.
00:07:59Yeah.
00:08:28I'm good.
00:08:43Hi.
00:08:45Hi.
00:08:48So, uh, you work here?
00:08:54Yeah.
00:08:56Yeah.
00:08:56Yeah.
00:08:58What's your name?
00:09:00Alison Robbins.
00:09:04I'm Gunther Wheeler.
00:09:08We just moved in...
00:09:09Into the Johnson house.
00:09:10You're from New York, right?
00:09:12Wow.
00:09:14This town is pretty small.
00:09:16Smaller than you think.
00:09:19Uh, you probably ought to go.
00:09:22Why?
00:09:24Who's this?
00:09:25This is Gunther.
00:09:29It says that on your birth certificate?
00:09:31What kind of a name is that?
00:09:34Oh, well, I think I just stepped in some Gunther.
00:09:36Oh, wow.
00:09:37Well, I don't match.
00:09:38I just Gunthered.
00:09:39Oh, Wiley, did you Gunther in your pants again?
00:09:42Hey, shut up.
00:09:42Throw up, you guys.
00:09:44This is Gunther Wheeler.
00:09:45He just moved into the Johnson house.
00:09:48Gunther, this is Chad, Luke, and Wiley.
00:09:51All right.
00:09:52Frank?
00:09:53Don't mind if we do.
00:09:54Sure.
00:09:54Yes.
00:09:55Help yourself.
00:09:57Now, Gunther, you weren't trying to hit on my girlfriend, were you?
00:10:03I'm not your girlfriend, Chad.
00:10:05Hey, Gunther!
00:10:06Hey, look, fellas, it's a nerd herd.
00:10:08Look who was peeing next to me.
00:10:10Hi, Gunther.
00:10:10This is Henry.
00:10:12Did I give you permission to speak?
00:10:13Well, no, but I thought that I, um...
00:10:15Hey!
00:10:17Shut up!
00:10:21It's Book.
00:10:23I gotta go Gunther.
00:10:27Oh, thanks for the front.
00:10:30I gotta get back to work.
00:10:39Oh, man.
00:10:40I could really get used to living here.
00:10:43I'd advise you to stay away from her, Gunther.
00:10:45She could be hazardous to your health.
00:10:47Oh, yeah, and what are you, the Surgeon General?
00:10:51No, but Chad thinks he has dibs on her, and I would not mess with him if I were you.
00:10:56Well, you're not me, okay?
00:10:58And Chad is not the one that I wanna mess with.
00:11:02Hang with us.
00:11:03We know plenty of other babes.
00:11:05Oh, yeah.
00:11:06I can just imagine the herd of babes you guys hang with.
00:11:09Gunther, we know where every beautiful girl in this town lives.
00:11:14Right, Henry?
00:11:17Doesn't he talk?
00:11:18He's shy.
00:11:19But once he gets started, you can't shut him up.
00:11:21Right, Henry?
00:11:25Come on.
00:11:26I'll introduce the rest of the guys.
00:11:28Come on.
00:11:34Come on.
00:11:35Just two more pieces.
00:11:36That's it, man.
00:11:37No more.
00:11:38Come on, Fish.
00:11:39The more gum, the bigger the bubble.
00:11:40You can do it, Fish.
00:11:41What's he doing?
00:11:43Shh.
00:11:44He'll break his concentration.
00:11:46Fish is determined to break a world record.
00:11:49Okay.
00:11:49Now, remember your training.
00:11:53Okay, Fish.
00:11:54Now, you ready?
00:11:55Now, remember.
00:11:56Nice and slow.
00:11:58Nice and slow.
00:12:04There you go.
00:12:06Keep going.
00:12:07Four inches.
00:12:08Five.
00:12:10Six.
00:12:11Seven.
00:12:13Eight.
00:12:14Nine.
00:12:16Two.
00:12:16Fish, go.
00:12:17You can do it.
00:12:18Ten.
00:12:20Eleven.
00:12:22Twelve.
00:12:24Thirteen.
00:12:25Thirteen.
00:12:26Fourteen.
00:12:27Oh, man.
00:12:31I missed it.
00:12:32How big was it?
00:12:33Tell me.
00:12:34Fourteen inches.
00:12:36That's gotta be a record.
00:12:38I'm afraid not.
00:12:39The greatest reported diameter of a bubblegum bubble under the very strict rules of this highly competitive activity was 23
00:12:45inches set in 1991.
00:12:47How does he know all that?
00:12:49Are you kidding?
00:12:50Fish memorized the book.
00:12:52Guys, I want you to meet the new neighbors, Gunther and Andrew.
00:12:56Hey.
00:12:57So what's with all this newspaper junk?
00:12:59We're paper boys.
00:13:01Speaking of that, I still don't have anyone to sub for me while I'm gone for the summer.
00:13:05Well, I've got a brilliant idea.
00:13:07Gunther, why don't you take the route?
00:13:11You're kidding, right?
00:13:13Racing down the street, wind in your face, delivering the day's headlines?
00:13:16There's no better feeling in the world.
00:13:18Right, Henry?
00:13:22No, thank you.
00:13:30He's warming up.
00:13:32He shoots.
00:13:36And misses.
00:13:42Ha ha, he scores.
00:13:44Reload.
00:13:47Hey, Gunther.
00:13:48Gunther.
00:13:50Gunther.
00:13:50Gunther, it's me, Charlie.
00:13:52Inside the walkie-talkie under your pillow.
00:14:05What?
00:14:11What is this?
00:14:12Isn't it great?
00:14:13I had Andrew put it under your pillow.
00:14:17Come out on your deck.
00:14:30Down here.
00:14:32Down here in the window.
00:14:40You've got to be kidding.
00:14:42Now I can talk to everyone, Gunther.
00:14:46I'm sorry, but I don't do walkies.
00:14:51Wait a minute.
00:14:51Don't.
00:14:51I'm sorry.
00:14:52I think you're going to...
00:14:54I think you're going to...
00:15:19I think you're going to...
00:15:21Excuse me.
00:15:23Can I get you anything else?
00:15:25Oh, sure. Yeah, sure.
00:15:29I'll have another small special of the day.
00:15:31You've had five already.
00:15:33Right. Uh, how many flavors do you have?
00:15:36Ten.
00:15:38Okay, I guess I have five more to go then.
00:15:40Okay, it's your stomach.
00:15:43Who do you got in there?
00:15:44Screaming Banshees. Shrieking.
00:15:46Hey, they rock. Shrieking's their best CD yet.
00:15:49Definitely.
00:15:53Definitely.
00:16:04Hi.
00:16:06This pool is a disaster.
00:16:09They can swim in it, but they can't take care of it.
00:16:12Where is Gunther?
00:16:13He's probably at the mall.
00:16:15That's where he spends most of his time.
00:16:17Since when does Gunther hang out at the mall?
00:16:19Since he found out Allison worked there.
00:16:21Dude, don't do this to me.
00:16:23I gotta see him.
00:16:24Hey, supply and demand.
00:16:25If you want to see the Screaming Banshees, you gotta pay the piper.
00:16:28Hey, hey, hey.
00:16:28Did you say Screaming Banshees?
00:16:30Yeah, they're coming through town.
00:16:31Hey, dude.
00:16:31I'm sorry. Excuse me.
00:16:33Sorry.
00:16:35I'll meet you.
00:16:36Excuse me, young man.
00:16:40Hey, hey.
00:16:42Screaming Banshees are coming to this town.
00:16:45Yeah?
00:16:45I thought the only thing that came through here was UPS.
00:16:49You, uh, wouldn't be interested in some tickets.
00:16:57I'll take them.
00:16:58How much?
00:17:00$150 for the pair.
00:17:04$150?
00:17:05You guys are crazy.
00:17:06I don't have that kind of cash.
00:17:08Then I guess you ain't going.
00:17:15Okay, I'll take them.
00:17:19Hey, Dad.
00:17:20Hi.
00:17:22You got a minute?
00:17:23Sure. What's on your mind, son?
00:17:27I was just going to tell you that you and Mom were right.
00:17:31This place really isn't so bad.
00:17:33Well, I'm glad you're starting to adjust.
00:17:36Yeah.
00:17:39Uh, you won't hear me complain about the move anymore.
00:17:41Well, I'm happy to hear that, Gunther.
00:17:44And, um, I'm really going to try harder to get my chores done, too.
00:17:49Well, you have been neglecting the pool.
00:17:57From now on, I'm going to be 100% on top of it.
00:18:01I mean, I'll go out there with a toothbrush and scrub the algae off the sides if I have to.
00:18:14What is it you want, Gunther?
00:18:17I was hoping that you would find it in your heart to, uh, give me an advance on my allowance.
00:18:29And how much money are we talking about?
00:18:32Give or take, uh, about 150 bucks.
00:18:47The reason I push you so hard isn't because I want to make your life miserable.
00:18:50I just want you to develop a, uh, a sense of responsibility.
00:18:55You don't know how much that means to me.
00:19:01You not giving up on me.
00:19:05Yeah, yeah, we've been down this row before, haven't we, Gunther?
00:19:08And now, in the real world, you wouldn't get a dime.
00:19:10But you are my son.
00:19:13And I do love you.
00:19:15I love you, too, Dad.
00:19:25I'm probably sending a mixed message, but I'm going to roll with you on this.
00:19:30I'll give you the money.
00:19:31Dad, you're the greatest!
00:19:41Will that be cash or check?
00:19:47Okay, I'll take that as a no.
00:19:50No credit!
00:19:51No payment plans.
00:19:53I want my money.
00:19:54O $175 of it.
00:19:57I only owe you $150.
00:19:59That wasn't counting interest.
00:20:00Oh!
00:20:01I never agreed to that!
00:20:03Oh!
00:20:05Okay, okay.
00:20:09Just give me my money.
00:20:12All I need is an extension, okay?
00:20:14A little time to get my finances in order, and you'll get your money.
00:20:18I promise.
00:20:21I'm going to give you a break because you're new in town,
00:20:23and because I'm feeling charitable today,
00:20:25just remember,
00:20:26extensions don't last forever.
00:20:29You will pay up.
00:20:31And let's just say,
00:20:34hypothetically speaking, of course,
00:20:36I don't.
00:20:40Well, then I got two words for you.
00:20:43Dental records.
00:21:03Heyo, buddy.
00:21:05What's up?
00:21:06Forget it.
00:21:07Not another dime.
00:21:09Oh, my God.
00:21:15I'm about to sink to an all-time low.
00:21:33Charlie, it's Gunther.
00:21:34Can you hear me?
00:21:40Charlie, it's Gunther.
00:21:42Do you read?
00:21:44Hey, Gunther.
00:21:45You're using the walkie.
00:21:47Now, listen.
00:21:47Do you remember when you asked me if I would take over Leonard's paper out?
00:21:53Yeah.
00:21:54Yeah, well...
00:21:56Is it still available?
00:21:59Sure is.
00:22:01Sure is.
00:22:01Sure is.
00:22:07I'll take it.
00:22:09You will?
00:22:11All summer?
00:22:14Yeah.
00:22:17Wow!
00:22:18That's great!
00:22:19You got a bike?
00:22:22No.
00:22:23Not a problem.
00:22:24It can use Leonard's.
00:22:26I'll have them leave it in your driveway.
00:22:27Meet me at Fish's house, 5.30 tomorrow morning,
00:22:30and I'll show you the ropes.
00:22:31Over and out, neighbor!
00:22:425.30!
00:22:455.30!
00:22:455.30!
00:22:475.30!
00:22:525.30!
00:23:015.30!
00:23:056.30!
00:23:206.30!
00:23:216.30!
00:23:226.30!
00:23:246.31!
00:23:25Come on, Gunther!
00:23:27Get up!
00:23:277.30!
00:23:318.30!
00:23:31Get up, Gunther!
00:23:348.30!
00:23:49Alison, oh, Alison, give me a kiss.
00:23:54Hasta la vista, baby.
00:24:16All right, come on, Gunther, get up.
00:24:18Come on, Gunther, get up.
00:24:25Gosh.
00:24:41You'll thank me for this later.
00:25:00Get up.
00:25:30Hey! Hey!
00:25:31Morning, Gunther. Ready?
00:25:35The only thing I'm ready for is another four hours of sleep.
00:25:38Did you know there are people with this extremely rare condition,
00:25:42known as chronic polycystitis,
00:25:44that can go without sleep for up to five years?
00:25:47Thank you for that useless piece of trivia.
00:25:51No problem whatsoever.
00:25:54Here's your saddlebag, Gunther.
00:25:57Hook it to your handlebars like this,
00:25:59and then you load up.
00:26:04Gus, you're late again.
00:26:06I'm sorry.
00:26:08Gus, we offer a vital service to this community.
00:26:11The paper is their main source of news and other information,
00:26:15from the weather to today's headlines,
00:26:17even the astrological forecast.
00:26:20It's up to us to deliver.
00:26:22It's on time.
00:26:24My dad won't even go to the crop in the morning
00:26:26if he doesn't have a sports section.
00:26:28It calls at his quiet time.
00:26:31We'll transport this town onto the on-ramp of the information superhighway.
00:26:35You need to take this job more seriously.
00:26:38Sorry.
00:26:53Oh, Gunther.
00:26:55The map for your route.
00:26:56The address with the X is, show which house she's filled with you.
00:27:04Oh, yeah, um...
00:27:07Leonard wanted me to give you this note.
00:27:10Some valuable tips to help.
00:27:12You really want to help?
00:27:14Deliver my papers.
00:27:16Let's ride, boys.
00:27:29How hard can it be to toss a few papers?
00:27:39Good morning, Mr. Peterson.
00:28:00All right.
00:28:041361 Oak Pine.
00:28:07My first house.
00:28:19All right.
00:28:20All right.
00:28:33Good morning.
00:28:34Yeah.
00:28:35Woo-hoo-hoo.
00:28:37Woo-hoo!
00:28:41Uh!
00:28:42It doesn't matter.
00:28:44Good morning!
00:28:47Woah-hoo!
00:28:48Woah-hoo!
00:28:49Woah-hoo!
00:28:50Woot-hoo!
00:28:50Woah-hoo!
00:28:50Yes, ma'am.
00:29:06Hey, looks like we got ourselves a new one.
00:29:09Yes, yes.
00:29:11I'll get the chairs.
00:29:12Don't forget those tomatoes.
00:29:17Cool.
00:29:21Woo!
00:29:22Woo!
00:29:24Woo!
00:29:24She's done for me!
00:29:27Woo!
00:29:31Woo!
00:29:33You little...
00:29:34Ah!
00:29:36Don't forget the fish.
00:29:39Woo!
00:29:40Woo!
00:29:43Woo!
00:29:44Woo!
00:29:45Woo!
00:29:46Woo!
00:29:47Woo!
00:29:49Woo!
00:29:49Woo!
00:29:55I can't stop.
00:29:57Okay, the place is officially open.
00:30:00Whoa!
00:30:05Ow!
00:30:28Yap, yap, yap.
00:30:30I've seen sewer rats bigger than me back home.
00:30:44I love this. I love this.
00:30:46This is another beautiful day in Pleasant Belly.
00:31:13I am not having a good time!
00:31:18I'm not having a good time!
00:31:20Ow!
00:31:42hi can you tell me where mapleson street is what can you tell me where mapleson street is
00:31:50oh mapleson street what did you say so speak clear english next time okay let's see mapleson
00:31:56mapleson mapleson mapleson street good you won very close mapleson street next street over right
00:32:02right behind this house right there just uh right past this yard okay oh but you can't go through
00:32:07here you have to go all the way around the block yeah i tell you how to get there uh
00:32:10go back this
00:32:10way make a right right right right that's wrong that's four rights you'll be back where you start
00:32:16from no uh just just go back around the block and when you stop but that's mapleson street okay
00:32:21over there yeah okay why can't i just cut through here
00:32:26no oh you're not from around here huh no no see that house that's a crazy man cooper house
00:32:34he's crazy he don't how do you say he uh he step on one too many landmines you know what
00:32:41i mean
00:32:41not not good he don't let anybody go to his yard so you must go back around this way or
00:32:46or go this
00:32:47way i this way faster i think if you run faster okay good okay look i don't think i'm gonna
00:32:53hurt
00:32:54anything why don't i just walk through okay you don't want to listen to me i'm just milk man uh
00:32:59it's your funeral you do what you want i got to go deliver milk here i go to that
00:33:05you've got my cheese
00:33:08when i say this you might want my cheese way
00:33:12you
00:33:43hold it right there soldier nobody passes through without permission excuse me hold and be
00:33:51recognized this ain't no disco name rank and serial number right now my name is gunther
00:33:58i'm the paper boy i'm just passing through negative we shall defend our island no matter what
00:34:08the cost we shall fight in the fields and in the hills and in the streets we shall never surrender
00:34:17mr winston churchill whatever look don't go getting your undies in a bundle you won't even know
00:34:24i was here all right stay loose men we got a bogey coming down the pike keep your eyes open
00:34:43and your
00:34:43weapon is loaded
00:35:00how do you like it it's my own little park shop hill
00:35:03i have not yet begun to fight
00:35:06all the paper else in the world i had to get grandpa rambo
00:35:14now it's time for the heavy artillery
00:35:21you better move boy they're trying to kill
00:35:25you gotta be kidding
00:35:52you're crazy
00:35:57hey doctor is that you wow what happened
00:36:09i quit what
00:36:12no no no you can't quit you only got one more house to go
00:36:17correction
00:36:22you i've got one more house to go
00:36:27excuse me
00:36:32is that our paper
00:36:40wow
00:36:47wow what happened to you
00:36:51oh miss i'm i'm not much of a a mourning person
00:36:57well where's leonard he's gone for the summer
00:37:01i'll be your paper boy
00:37:02but you just said
00:37:03no no that
00:37:04then i'm sorry
00:37:06that the paper was late
00:37:09please extend my deepest apologies to your folks
00:37:12thank you
00:37:14bye
00:37:21bye-bye
00:37:33jeez gunther you don't look so good
00:37:36wasn't leonard's note helpful
00:37:59you forgot this one
00:38:04there's still some in it
00:38:08what's this
00:38:10i don't know what is it
00:38:12it's a ticket to the screaming bad cheese concert
00:38:15wow
00:38:19that's that's weird i i have one just like it
00:38:21how did you get tickets
00:38:23why are they hard to get
00:38:25they're practically impossible
00:38:28so um
00:38:30it's september 12th
00:38:31yeah
00:38:33you want to go
00:38:35do you mean on a date
00:38:39only if you want to call it that
00:38:44yeah sure
00:38:46yeah i'll go
00:38:47okay
00:38:48allison phone call
00:38:49oh
00:38:51i gotta go
00:38:52bye
00:39:00poor thing's crazy about me
00:39:16poor thing's crazy about me
00:39:30Oh, my God.
00:39:49Just because the paper's not on the front porch,
00:39:51these deadbeats don't bother looking.
00:39:54This is not coming out of my paycheck.
00:40:00Now that's cute.
00:40:11Hello?
00:40:12Leonard, is that you?
00:40:14No, my name's Gunther. I'm filling in for him.
00:40:16Oh, well, please, come in.
00:40:18I've just baked some delicious cookies.
00:40:21No, thanks. I've got to get back to my route.
00:40:23Here are your papers.
00:40:24Mr. Hanson said you can't do a good day's work on an empty stomach.
00:40:28Now come in here and don't be so stubborn.
00:40:38Keep your eye on the ball!
00:40:41Oh!
00:40:43The ball game is on at this time.
00:40:44Oh, I tape all the games.
00:40:48Oh, but the players today, they're too busy counting their money
00:40:52and doing underwear commercials.
00:40:55You like baseball?
00:40:56Sure.
00:40:57Oh, yeah.
00:41:00They...
00:41:00My father used to take us to Ebbets Field,
00:41:03and I fell in love with the game.
00:41:05And when we moved here,
00:41:07we went to all the double-A games,
00:41:09and that's where I met Mr. Hanson.
00:41:13I was just your age.
00:41:18Well, here's your papers.
00:41:19Oh, thank you, Gunther.
00:41:21I'm lost without my papers in the morning,
00:41:23especially since I can't get the daily lineups.
00:41:26Well, didn't you know that we were out there?
00:41:28Well, my bones aren't as strong as they used to be.
00:41:31Leonard is nice enough to drop them through the slot.
00:41:36Well, from now on, I'll bring them right to the door.
00:41:39Oh, that's sweet of you.
00:41:50Hey, hey!
00:41:51What are you doing?
00:41:52Hey!
00:41:53I'm on a lift.
00:41:54No, no, thanks, guys.
00:41:55I'm turning left up here.
00:41:56I don't think so.
00:42:00You got my money?
00:42:01Funny you should mention that.
00:42:02I was just coming to see you guys.
00:42:04Come on, Jack.
00:42:04Go a little faster.
00:42:06Let's get this pond a little scared.
00:42:07Come on, guys.
00:42:08Give me a break here.
00:42:10Come on.
00:42:13Ah!
00:42:15Ah!
00:42:17Ah!
00:42:53Come on, Gunther, turn that thing off!
00:42:59Gunther, turn that thing off!
00:43:09I'll tell you.
00:43:11Guys need to get some sleep around here.
00:43:16Oh!
00:43:19Just like waking up.
00:43:21Heh.
00:43:22Heh.
00:43:24Heh.
00:43:25Heh.
00:43:26Heh.
00:44:57Shhh.
00:45:01Nice one.
00:45:05Gunthard's your body, right? Yeah.
00:45:08Good, good, good.
00:45:13Okay, I'm gonna get on my bike and ride away, and you can pretend you never saw me.
00:45:34No, no, no, no, no! Get away! No!
00:45:36No! No!
00:45:37No!
00:45:38No!
00:45:40No!
00:45:40No!
00:45:43No!
00:45:44No!
00:45:50No!
00:45:52No!
00:45:54No!
00:45:56No!
00:45:59No!
00:46:02No!
00:46:03No!
00:46:03No!
00:46:03No!
00:46:03No!
00:46:05No!
00:46:05No!
00:46:07No!
00:46:16No!
00:46:18No!
00:46:19No!
00:46:22No!
00:46:29No!
00:46:30No!
00:46:32No!
00:46:36No!
00:46:37No!
00:46:37No!
00:46:37No!
00:46:37No!
00:46:38No!
00:46:39No!
00:46:52No!
00:46:55No!
00:46:57No!
00:46:58No!
00:47:00No!
00:47:02No!
00:47:09No!
00:47:10That guy just sniffed the paperboy.
00:47:13No!
00:47:26Well, we love him.
00:47:30I know I'm going to regret asking this, but what is he doing?
00:47:33Fish is attempting to break the world pogo stick jumping record.
00:47:37According to his average jumps per minute, he only has to stay on for another...
00:47:44four hours and 33 minutes.
00:47:47Somebody refuel me. I need some water here.
00:47:58Okay, that's good. You can stop now. Stop!
00:48:08Well, here's my route money. Who do I give it to?
00:48:11Me. I pay you out of what you collect, then bring the rest to the main office.
00:48:15You keep your tips.
00:48:17Tips?
00:48:23I didn't get any tips.
00:48:27I didn't want to say anything, Gunther, but...
00:48:30I've been getting some complaints.
00:48:33Papers late or torn.
00:48:37Wait a second.
00:48:39Are you telling me that people like Henry...
00:48:42and Mr. Hippity Hop over here are making more money than I am?
00:48:47Two, three times that I'm out.
00:48:49Guys, I'm losing momentum here.
00:48:50Quick, someone energize him.
00:48:54Oh!
00:49:00Ah!
00:49:03I'm sorry.
00:49:04That's what I'm gonna tell your parents when you don't come home tonight!
00:49:07No, no, no!
00:49:08Wait, Fish, no! Don't go yet!
00:49:09Wait!
00:49:10Hey!
00:49:11Come on, Fish, I said I'm sorry!
00:49:15Fish, kill you!
00:49:16Come on, Fish, stop it! Get off of me!
00:49:17You broke my own record!
00:49:18Fish!
00:49:19Come on, Gunther, help, please!
00:49:21Get off of me!
00:49:22I wanna know why I'm not getting tipped!
00:49:25It's not easy!
00:49:27You just don't become a great baby boy overnight!
00:49:29It takes years of practice and experience!
00:49:32Get off of me!
00:49:32Ah!
00:49:34Get off of me!
00:49:35Get off of me!
00:49:36Get off of me!
00:49:38I'm gonna kill him!
00:49:39I'm gonna kill him!
00:50:02I'm gonna kill him!
00:50:02I'm gonna kill him!
00:50:23Let's go!
00:50:27Mmm!
00:50:29Tasty!
00:50:39He shoots.
00:50:40He scores!
00:50:56Yeah.
00:51:10Got to go.
00:51:31Wait a minute.
00:51:32What is he doing?
00:51:37The name's Wheeler.
00:51:40Gunther Wheeler.
00:51:44What is it?
00:51:49Let's get it.
00:52:00Fire!
00:52:02All right, come on, you wussies.
00:52:05Oh, you can do better than I kept you.
00:52:07Come on, come on, hit me.
00:52:10Ha, ha, ha.
00:52:11All right, all right, all right.
00:52:15Woo!
00:52:16lawfulusto.
00:52:17Donnie!
00:52:18Oh, do it!
00:52:23Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:55:45Here comes the 7th Cavalry.
00:56:00Prepare to meet your maker, Johnny Ramp.
00:56:11Vinnie!
00:56:13Vinnie!
00:56:14Vinnie!
00:56:14Vici!
00:56:15I came, I saw, I conquered.
00:56:21Julius Caesar.
00:56:23I can't believe it.
00:56:27I've been shot.
00:56:48I've been shot.
00:56:53I've been shot.
00:56:53I showed you.
00:56:54I showed you some initiative here.
00:56:55I say, soldier.
00:56:59What, uh...
00:57:00What regiment are you with?
00:57:08The paper brigade.
00:57:15Don't be a stranger now.
00:57:18See ya!
00:57:21Come on back.
00:57:23Come on back.
00:57:29Come on back.
00:57:40From...
00:57:59I've been shot.
00:58:01I watched the beginning when I call uponimmer.
00:58:12Mr. Lippman, you need to pay your bill.
00:58:49Good morning Mr. Lippman, let's see here, ooh, a little behind in
00:59:01our payments aren't we, there you go, whoa, woohoo, ha ha, 175, oh and here, buy yourself
00:59:30some tic tics on me, we don't want you money, hey shut up, can't we just beat him up for
00:59:39the fun of it, bye guys, I'm telling you guys, this guy did 46,001 pushups in 24 hours, now
00:59:59that's impressive, well I can do 25,001, great guess, you're only 45,976 short of the record,
01:00:09then I guess I got something to shoot for, in your dreams, morning, hey what are you guys
01:00:19doing here, you mean you didn't hear, hear what, we're the new paper boys, what exactly
01:00:28are you talking about, well what I'm talking about, is that you pencil neck pocket protector
01:00:33wearing dorks are out, and we're in, just think of us as your full time subs, every morning
01:00:43here's where the papers are dropped off, and here's where we're gonna pick them up, and if
01:00:47you go run into the paper about this, you'll make headline news, in the obituaries, what
01:00:53do you know, here comes our inspiration, what's going on, they're taking over our routes, they're
01:01:07what, that's right squid lips, it's all because of you, ever since you showed us what a lucrative
01:01:13business, the paper industry could be, we decided to give it a whirl, I'll take that
01:01:17bag now, don't give it to him counter, yeah don't give it to him, look, either you cooperate
01:01:25or we start cracking skulls,
01:01:41gunther what are you doing, it's just the paper out guys, I mean, not worth getting beat up
01:01:49over, right, that's right, oh, what was that for, just a warning, you guys can't deliver these
01:01:58papers, you don't even know which houses get them, well we do now, hey, leave that alone,
01:02:06back up, look, I can't believe you let him take our route, just like that, what did you expect,
01:02:29the guy was gonna do a tap dance on my face, cracks, it's cold, it's like taking candy from
01:02:41a baby, bye boys, man, you guys, it's just a paper route, okay, not the end of the world,
01:03:08hey, hi, can you take a break, no, it's too crowded,
01:03:28not long now until a concert, guess what, I'm working on backstage passes, I'll just bring
01:03:36it for a limo, did you know we got a new paper boy, yeah, so what, how could you do
01:03:45it,
01:03:45Gunther, Charlie and his friends looked up to you, and you let him down, well, excuse
01:03:51me for having an addiction to breathing, oh, so that's it, you're afraid of Chad, why should
01:03:57you be any different, I just thought that you were someone who was willing to stand up to
01:04:01him, I'm not scared of him, okay, I have to get back to work, I'm not, Allison,
01:04:14what, if I never hear the words paper out again, it'll be too soon, hey, pal, how was your skate,
01:04:33great, great, thanks for asking, good, yeah, that's really good, yeah, dad, before you say
01:04:41anything, I'm sure whatever happened, Andrew is the one who's responsible, responsible for
01:04:46what, for whatever broke, nothing broke, Gunther, I just wanted to tell you how proud I am of you,
01:04:57I, I must have wax build up, it sounded like you said you were proud of me, I did, and
01:05:02I am,
01:05:04wow, that's a first, you know, when you started that paper out, I didn't think you'd last the first
01:05:10day, I mean, let's face it, Gunther, you and work are kind of like oil and vinegar, you don't exactly
01:05:16mix, and delivering the paper five days a week, that's a big responsibility, uh, dad, it's really
01:05:22not that big a deal, yes, it is, and you should be very proud of yourself, you're working hard,
01:05:28you're earning an honest pay, for the first time in your life, you're actually going to finish
01:05:32something that you started, dad, come on, you're going to get me all teary-eyed, well, to prove to
01:05:39you how proud I am, I'm going to increase your allowance starting today, you are, you've earned it,
01:05:48no, dad, I really don't think that's necessary, yes, it is, okay, well, by the way,
01:05:57Mrs. Hanson called, see how you're doing, Mrs. Hanson called you, she was just full of compliments,
01:06:04and she made sure to tell me how lucky I am, to have a son like you, so, keep up
01:06:11the good work, son,
01:06:41I'm going to have a son like you, she's not a day, she's coming, she's standing, she's being
01:07:00Mrs. Hanson?
01:07:07Mrs. Hanson, it's Gunther.
01:07:09I have your papers.
01:07:11Oh, Gunther, is everything all right?
01:07:14You haven't been by.
01:07:16Were you sick?
01:07:17No.
01:07:19You have a new paperboy now.
01:07:22I'm sorry if you haven't been getting your papers.
01:07:24But come in.
01:07:26I'm just pulling some cookies out of the oven.
01:07:28I should get going.
01:07:30I won't take no for an answer.
01:07:41I can't believe it.
01:07:44Wow, this is the very first issue of the Gazette.
01:07:47How did you get this?
01:07:48It's the very first page of the very first edition.
01:07:51I was married to its founder.
01:07:53Mr. Hanson started the Gazette?
01:07:55Well, the first paper rolled off the presses 32 years ago.
01:07:59You should have seen his face that day.
01:08:01He was so proud.
01:08:04All he ever wanted was to have a paper of his own.
01:08:08It meant more to him than baseball did.
01:08:15Our anniversary is coming up the 12th of September.
01:08:18And every year, I go to the stadium and I sit in the same seat I did the day I
01:08:23met Emerson.
01:08:25Oh, I'm afraid I'm going to miss that this year.
01:08:29Why?
01:08:31Well, these fossils I've got as bones just aren't strong enough any longer to make that trip alone.
01:08:50Thanks for the cookie.
01:08:54Now, Gunther, if it isn't too much trouble, could you ask the new paper boy to drop it through the
01:09:00slot?
01:09:01Tell him I'll have a cookie for him.
01:09:06Sure.
01:09:07No problem.
01:09:14Bye-bye.
01:09:24Bye-bye.
01:09:26Bye-bye.
01:09:35Bye-bye.
01:10:05Guys, why are you just sitting around?
01:10:09What do you say we go get our routes back?
01:10:13Yeah!
01:10:14Yeah!
01:10:15Yeah!
01:10:15Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:10:16Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:10:18Hold it.
01:10:19How are we going to do that?
01:10:22I have got a plan.
01:10:38Come on, Chad, let's go!
01:10:40Come on in.
01:10:41I'm not ready yet.
01:10:46Move in.
01:11:06Come on, Hamlet, would you push over?
01:11:12Start pumping.
01:11:36Come on, Hamlet, would you like to do it?
01:11:43Come on, Hamlet, would you like to do it?
01:11:45Hurry, they're coming.
01:12:18Empty.
01:12:19I just put two bucks in this thing.
01:12:23Guess we don't deliver today.
01:12:24If we don't deliver, we don't get paid.
01:12:26Chad, how are we gonna deliver papers without a car?
01:12:43I'm not getting that.
01:12:45No.
01:12:46No way.
01:12:48This is so humiliating.
01:12:49Look, I swear, if anybody sees me...
01:12:51Let's just get this over with.
01:12:53Wiley, um, you take Oak, New Haven and Pine.
01:12:57Luke, you handle Sunnycrest and Lilybrook.
01:13:00I'll take the rest.
01:13:01We'll meet up at Mapleson.
01:13:07Great.
01:13:09This...
01:13:11Base camp, this is Watchdog.
01:13:13Do you read me?
01:13:14Go ahead, Watchdog.
01:13:16Operation Humiliate and Destroy is underway.
01:13:19Be ready on all posts.
01:13:26All right, here he comes.
01:13:28Keep coming.
01:13:30Keep coming.
01:13:32Yeah, keep coming.
01:13:36Showtime.
01:13:43Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:13:44Fire!
01:13:46Hey, knock it off!
01:13:48Yeah!
01:13:48Fozo, Bray!
01:13:50What are you doing?
01:13:51Ah!
01:13:52Fire!
01:14:02Oh!
01:14:03That's it, you're toast.
01:14:08You got it!
01:14:11Wait.
01:14:16Come on, you bozo!
01:14:18Oh, come on, you can find a bad thing, Nat.
01:14:23Bombs away.
01:14:28Hope you're hungry.
01:14:39You guys are dead.
01:14:49Farewell, my brave soldiers.
01:14:54Yes.
01:14:57Take that, you loser!
01:15:01Woohoo! Yeah!
01:15:05Stop it!
01:15:07Chew on this!
01:15:09I'll be back for you guys later!
01:15:13Yeah, nice fly!
01:15:18Ah! Ah!
01:15:20Ants!
01:15:21Get him off! Get him off!
01:15:27Ants!
01:15:28Base camp, this is Chef Boyardee.
01:15:31Grout robber number one has been bombed, basted, and bit.
01:15:35Over and out.
01:15:43Hey, shut up, mighty mouth.
01:15:58You're not so bad on that chain, are you?
01:16:00Come on, you want a piece of meat? Come on!
01:16:04Ah, come on, baby!
01:16:10Hey, Wiley!
01:16:12Huh?
01:16:12Check it out!
01:16:14Hey, Wiley!
01:16:14Hey, Wiley!
01:16:15Hey, Wiley!
01:16:15Hey, Wiley!
01:16:16Hey, Wiley!
01:16:18At base camp?
01:16:19This is no fun.
01:16:21Yep, robber number two's dog food.
01:16:26Man, you stink.
01:16:28You think I'd like to wear a pea soup?
01:16:29At least I didn't get attacked by some poodle.
01:16:31It wasn't a poodle, it was a big dog.
01:16:32Yeah, whatever.
01:16:33Were you there?
01:16:35What happened to you guys?
01:16:37We were ambushed.
01:16:38By who?
01:16:38As soon as I get my hands on those little wimps,
01:16:41I'm gonna make them hurt so bad,
01:16:42their whole family's gonna bleed.
01:16:43The nerd herd?
01:16:45Are you sure it was them?
01:16:47Hey, Chad!
01:16:52Get him!
01:17:05Oh, my boy!
01:17:16He's crazy!
01:17:17I'm not going down there!
01:17:18Pick up the bikes!
01:17:19Let's go!
01:17:19Get him!
01:17:22Hurry up!
01:17:25Hurry up!
01:17:27Hurry up!
01:17:28Hurry up!
01:17:31See ya, suckers!
01:17:34Hurry up!
01:17:35Hurry up!
01:17:36Hurry up!
01:17:42See ya, suckers!
01:17:47You idiot!
01:17:48Why'd you stop?
01:17:49I'm not going in there!
01:17:50Why?
01:17:51It's crazy old man Cooper's property!
01:17:52He's certifiable!
01:17:54Come on!
01:17:54I'm not going in there!
01:17:57Let's go!
01:18:10I'm not going in there!
01:18:10He's trying to get you out of your way!
01:18:11I don't know!
01:18:12He's trying to go!
01:18:12I don't even know!
01:18:12I'm not going anywhere!
01:18:12I got to go!
01:18:12He's trying to find him!
01:18:13I got to go!
01:18:13He's trying to go!
01:18:14You idiot!
01:18:23He's trying to get you!
01:18:24Morning, boys!
01:18:26Ha-ha-ha!
01:18:28Nice toys.
01:18:30And over the saddlebags.
01:18:32Over my dead body.
01:18:33I'm really sorry you feel that way.
01:18:41Brigade ready!
01:18:45And...
01:18:46Fire!
01:18:54Now you see the whites of their eyes!
01:19:04Remember the animals!
01:19:11What's happening?
01:19:12We're out of ammo!
01:19:15We have not yet begun to fight!
01:19:19You guys are dead meat!
01:19:24Get them, men!
01:19:36Don't put me closer!
01:19:44Remember Valley Forge, men!
01:19:48One, two, three...
01:19:54Not again!
01:19:58I love the smell of goose poo in the morning.
01:20:01Don't take another step!
01:20:03Could be your last.
01:20:04Yeah, right.
01:20:04Whoa!
01:20:07Whoa!
01:20:13Whoa!
01:20:14Whoa!
01:20:16There is nothing to fear, but fear itself!
01:20:24Oh!
01:20:26I'm out of here!
01:20:28There is nothing to fear.
01:20:29There it is!
01:20:35There it is!
01:20:36What's happening?
01:20:40There it is!
01:20:43Ah!
01:20:44Ah!
01:20:44Ah!
01:20:46Ah!
01:20:57I owe you that.
01:21:09Skiddle. Skiddle.
01:21:17Looks like a full-fledged retreat to me.
01:21:24Keep the routes. I don't care. You're still a bunch of losers!
01:21:28And you're not the fun of bunch of good-for-nothing, spam-for-grace, two-time-losing, low-read hearts!
01:21:42Henry.
01:21:45Awesome.
01:21:47You took a seat.
01:21:48No, no, no.
01:21:49I can't believe it.
01:21:51Little-eyed stupid boy!
01:21:52All right!
01:21:53Yeah!
01:21:58Yeah!
01:22:00Yeah!
01:22:02Yeah!
01:22:03Yeah!
01:22:03Yeah!
01:22:04Yeah!
01:22:05Yeah!
01:22:06Yeah!
01:22:07Yeah!
01:22:08Yeah!
01:22:08Yeah!
01:22:08Yeah!
01:22:09Yeah!
01:22:10Yeah!
01:22:11Yeah!
01:22:21Yeah!
01:22:23Yeah!
01:22:25Yeah!
01:22:26Yeah!
01:22:28Yeah!
01:22:34Yeah!
01:22:34Yeah!
01:22:35Yeah!
01:22:35Yeah!
01:22:35Yeah!
01:22:37Yeah!
01:22:37Yeah!
01:22:39Yeah!
01:22:52Tomorrow's a big night.
01:22:55Yep.
01:23:00Was it worth it?
01:23:34You look handsome.
01:23:39You look handsome.
01:23:40You really think so?
01:23:46I really appreciate you taking me to the concert.
01:23:49I guess what Gunther had to do was really important.
01:23:55Um, um...
01:23:56Well, yeah. Yeah, it was.
01:24:07Where did he go, Andrew?
01:24:08Uh...
01:24:10I...
01:24:12Well, uh...
01:24:16I promised him I wouldn't tell.
01:24:36Andrew?
01:24:38Mm-hmm.
01:24:38Has anybody ever told you that you have incredibly sexy eyes?
01:25:00I promised him I wouldn't tell it.
01:25:03Oh, but you want to tell me, don't you?
01:25:09Uh...
01:25:10Uh...
01:25:12Uh...
01:25:15Uh...
01:25:35Uh...
01:25:36No gentleman left in this world.
01:25:38No gentleman left in this world.
01:25:39Mwah!
01:25:41Mwah!
01:25:44Hi.
01:25:48Hi.
01:25:50Hi.
01:25:51Hi.
01:25:52Hi.
01:25:53Hi.
01:25:57Hi.
01:25:59Hi.
01:26:05Hi.
01:26:15Hi.
01:26:17Hi.
01:26:19Hi.
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