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00:01This is the worst part of my job.
00:03I do not want to lose a good man.
00:08But, you know, it's out of my hands.
00:10And even if it were in my hands, my hands are tied.
00:12It's nothing personal, it's just based on fact...
00:14Yeah, yeah, well, why am I getting fired?
00:16You're not getting fired, it's redundancy, as I say.
00:17It's nothing personal, it's cutbacks being what they are.
00:20You know, you are one of the unlucky ones.
00:23Or one of the lucky ones, in my opinion.
00:27Now, I'm going to ask you, David, why, when there are three other forklift operators,
00:31do you decide to fire me and not Anton?
00:33You know, is this positive discrimination?
00:36Do you have disability quarters you have to fill?
00:38I don't know what you mean. I mean...
00:40Are you keeping Anton on because he's disabled?
00:43Anton's not disabled.
00:44He's a midget, David.
00:45Yeah, but you're not disabled if you're a midget, are you?
00:47That's not a disability, that's just small.
00:49Yeah, I know.
00:50Ronnie Corbett doesn't get special treatment, does he?
00:52Ronnie Corbett's five foot.
00:54Anton's three foot four.
00:55So are some children.
00:56Children don't get special favours, children aren't disabled, are they?
00:59Well, children don't work in warehouses.
01:00Look, whether or not Anton is indeed a midget or a dwarf or...
01:04No, he's a midget.
01:06What's the difference?
01:08Well, a dwarf is someone who has disproportionately short arms and legs.
01:12Oh, I know the ones.
01:14Yeah, it's caused by a hormone deficiency.
01:16Yeah, bloody hormones.
01:18A midget is still a dwarf, but their arms and legs are in proportion.
01:21Sure.
01:23So, what's an elf?
01:26Do you want to answer that?
01:33An elf is a supernatural being.
01:36Sometimes they're invisible, they're like fairies.
01:40They don't actually exist, do they?
01:41In real life.
02:07What do you want me to... do you think I enjoy doing this?
02:09This has been imposed upon me.
02:11This has been imposed upon me.
02:12Yeah, it has.
02:13Yeah.
02:13What do you want me to say?
02:14Oh, I'm sorry.
02:14That'll give you a job.
02:15Yeah, I want you to say you're sorry.
02:17I want you to apologise and stop passing the buck.
02:19I'm not passing the buck.
02:20This is someone else's decision.
02:21I didn't want to do this.
02:22You know, go above my head if you don't believe me.
02:24Oh, I will go above my head.
02:25Fine.
02:25Good luck.
02:26It's your prerogative.
02:26Yeah, it is.
02:27Yeah, it's my prerogative.
02:28Yeah.
02:33So, is a pixie the same thing as an elf?
02:35Hold on, Gareth.
02:36What?
02:36I just want to know how come he knows so much about midgets.
02:42It's called an education.
02:47So, what's a goblin?
02:48How long are you going to be, mate?
02:53I know I probably seem like quite an imposing figure now with my, you know, slick, slick boss,
02:58but get to know me.
03:00You see, I'm mad.
03:05And I brought that in.
03:07So...
03:09Oh, here we go.
03:11Malcolm!
03:12Welcome.
03:13This is, er, Karen Roper, my new secretary.
03:16Although you can all use her.
03:17Oh, as an actress said to a bishop.
03:19Nice to meet you.
03:20Hello.
03:21David, can I just ask, why have you hired yourself a new secretary when you're having to fire people like
03:26Alex this morning?
03:28Different people, different jobs, isn't it?
03:30To wit, the answer to the question, is it people or task, is, well, you know, people.
03:39Like this person.
03:40Kojak.
03:42David.
03:42That's what we call him.
03:43Watch his face.
03:44Who loves your baby?
03:46Am I going to be fired?
03:48When will we know what's happening?
03:50Good question.
03:51Jennifer is coming in midday today, Greenwich Mean Time.
03:54She will have the verdict then, OK?
03:56I was just trying to keep the troops happy.
03:58Well, they'd be a lot happier if they knew they'd got jobs.
04:01Yeah.
04:04I think no other weird-looking, bald people could do.
04:08That one of Benny Hill?
04:10Oh, yeah.
04:11Yeah.
04:20I don't know if you've met Tim.
04:22He's thinking of leaving.
04:23Yeah.
04:24He's feeling bad about himself.
04:26I'm going to have a chat to him, make him feel good about himself, turn it round, you know, look
04:31and learn.
04:32So, Timothy!
04:34Hello.
04:35All right.
04:35Have a quick word.
04:36Sure.
04:36In the whole office.
04:37Walk this way.
04:41Always start with a joke.
04:48You might want to make notes just for...
04:51Hiya.
04:51Come in.
04:52How are you doing?
04:54All right, thanks.
04:55You don't mind if Karen sits in just to learn the ropes?
04:58No, not at all.
04:59What are we doing?
05:01I just want to know why you think they're leaving, mate, you know?
05:04I've got to tell you, I'm not thinking of leaving.
05:06I am leaving.
05:07Sure.
05:08Sure.
05:08I don't need to stitch anyone up, but it's nothing I've said or done, is it?
05:12No, no, not at all.
05:13Definitely not.
05:13No.
05:14No way.
05:16I mean, I don't want to put words in your mouth, but what sort of a boss would you say
05:20I am?
05:21I'm a good boss.
05:22Good boss, yeah.
05:23But I'm going to take it.
05:24No, mate, you're a great boss.
05:25It's just I don't think that I am in a position anymore.
05:28It's not because you asked Dawn out in front of everyone and she said no, is it?
05:31I didn't ask her out.
05:31Because that was...
05:32I didn't ask her out.
05:33It was as a friend.
05:33Why does everyone think...
05:34Yeah.
05:34It was as a...
05:35Put a friend.
05:35Yeah.
05:36Put a friend down.
05:36So why the move?
05:40It's not one thing, Dave.
05:42Go on.
05:42It's lots of little reasons.
05:44Can I?
05:44Sure.
05:45Sure.
05:46Okay.
05:47I don't really enjoy the work I do here.
05:50I'm sorry, but I feel a little bit like I'm wasting my time.
05:54Like life's too short.
05:55Yeah, exactly.
05:57You know, let's be honest though.
05:58I am 30, right?
05:59Yeah.
05:59I want to retire with some stories to tell, you know.
06:02They aren't about paper.
06:03Yeah.
06:03I'll give you paper stories that'll crack you up, so...
06:05That's true.
06:06Yeah, they are hilarious.
06:06Hilarious.
06:08Do you want me to go on?
06:09How many have you got?
06:10It's like an alarm clock's gone off and I've just got to get away.
06:14I think it was John Lennon who said, er, life is what happens when you're making other
06:19plans and that's how I feel, you know.
06:24Although he also said, er, I'm the walrus, I'm the Eggman, so I know what to believe.
06:30Okay, David, listen to me, alright?
06:31No, no, you listen to me, Tim.
06:33When you first came here, you didn't know about the paper industry.
06:38I showed you the ropes, I nurtured you, I gave you a good job.
06:40But he doesn't want.
06:42I didn't ask you.
06:43Okay, you did ask me how I felt and I'm telling you.
06:45I don't want to know now.
06:45What do you mean you want to know?
06:46This has been a waste of time.
06:47It's been a waste of time.
06:48Yeah, I'll tell you what, why don't you both go and do some work instead of whinging?
06:52Please.
06:52No, go on.
06:53Instead of, you know, and don't say out there what you've said in here apart from think about
06:57good boss if you want to.
06:58I don't want to spread your bad vibes around my office.
07:01Alright?
07:02You can be like that at the party, that'll be fun.
07:06You try and do a good deed?
07:09I'm not.
07:20You alright?
07:21Yeah, hello.
07:22Alright.
07:24Are you going to the party?
07:26Yeah.
07:27Yeah, of course.
07:28Wouldn't miss it.
07:29Cool.
07:29Yeah.
07:30Er, yes.
07:31Good to meet you.
07:34Bye.
07:35Bye.
07:35See you later.
07:36Yeah.
07:37Bye.
07:37Bye.
07:37Bye.
07:44I hope they get rid of me, because then I might actually get off my arse and do something.
07:49Erm, I don't think as many little girls dream to be a receptionist.
07:53Erm, I don't know what I'll do, but whatever it is, it's got to be a career move and not
07:58just another arbitrary job.
08:00Erm, Tim's advice is that it's better to be at the bottom of a ladder you want to climb
08:06than halfway up when you don't.
08:08But erm, I just, I don't want to be treading water, you know, and then wake up in another
08:14five years time and say, shit, done it again.
08:31Do you think you could...
08:33Could you not do that here, mate?
08:34Hmm?
08:35Sorry, I just wondered if you couldn't do that here.
08:36I've got to do it, mate.
08:37Really?
08:38Really.
08:39No chance you'd just throw it in the bin?
08:42Oh yeah, and er, maybe I should just take them round to rival companies and just hand
08:45them out.
08:46Good point.
08:47But could you just try it in the bin?
08:50Sorry.
08:51Can you take it down a bit?
08:53Hmm?
08:53Can you stop it?
08:55Yeah.
08:57I'll just do it like this.
09:09Hiya.
09:10Hiya, David.
09:10Hiya.
09:11You ready?
09:12Yeah.
09:13Who's she?
09:15I don't know.
09:23Now, I know I promised you some kind of answer today.
09:26I don't think it's the one that you were expecting.
09:28Firstly, I'm moving on.
09:30You've been fired?
09:31No.
09:32No.
09:33I've been made into a partner.
09:35They've made you into a partner?
09:37So that would be Wernham, Hogg, Taylor, Clark.
09:40That's mental.
09:40I've changed all the stationery.
09:41Yeah.
09:42I think we might get a discount, though, as we're in the business.
09:4440% sometimes.
09:45The point is, David, my job is now available, and the board thought that either you or Neil
09:50should take over the role.
09:52I can tell you now, the board have voted 5-2 in favour of you taking the job.
09:59Vote for me.
10:005-2.
10:01There's only seven on the board, isn't there?
10:02Yes.
10:02So it's five out of seven.
10:03Now, I did...
10:04That's a landslide.
10:05David.
10:06Go on.
10:06You've always made it very clear that you're 100% committed to your branch.
10:09Probably why I got that.
10:10You do understand that if you take on my job, Neil will stay in Swindon and your branch
10:15will be downsized and incorporated into his.
10:18Yep.
10:19Well, I know that you're very loyal to your family here.
10:21I'd be loyal to his family.
10:23I'd be loyal to all the whole family.
10:24It's one big family.
10:25Yeah, I'm just sensitive to the fact that you have strong, let's say, emotional ties
10:28to your team.
10:29Well, yeah, but there is the emotion as good in business syndrome, sure.
10:35Notwithstanding the cruel-to-be-kind scenario.
10:37I'm sorry, David.
10:38You've asked me.
10:39Well, you're not looking at the whole pie, Jenny.
10:41Word of Hogg is one big pie.
10:42And if they've let me in charge of that one big pie, I'll be in charge of the pie and
10:47the people of the fruit.
10:48I don't have time for the pie thing, David.
10:50You don't want it, no.
10:51I'm saying.
10:52Yeah, okay.
10:52I'll take the job, please.
10:53Good.
10:54Okay, well, the first step is to meet with Alan and the board.
10:58Yeah.
10:58What's 5 out of 7 as a percentage?
11:0170%.
11:02Mm.
11:0371.4.
11:04So?
11:05Call Susan and arrange to meet the board and finalise all the details.
11:09Well, congratulations and good luck.
11:11Yeah, you don't need luck when you've got 71.4% of the population behind you.
11:17She's still here.
11:30What do you think?
11:31They looked.
11:32They looked all right.
11:33All right.
11:34How did it go?
11:34What's the news?
11:35What did she say?
11:36Fine.
11:37What's the damage?
11:39It's complicated.
11:41Are you going to tell us?
11:43Yeah.
11:45What?
11:46I'm going to tell you.
11:49Bye.
11:49Is that a sign?
11:50Yes, sir?
11:51Good.
11:52Oh, God.
11:53Good.
11:56You'd like to know now.
11:58Okay.
11:59OK. Right. OK, gather.
12:03Yeah, you are. Erm.
12:06Well, there's good news and bad news.
12:10The bad news is Neil will be taken over both branches
12:13and some of you will lose your jobs. Yeah, yeah.
12:16Those of you who are kept on will have to relocate to Swindon if you want to.
12:21Yeah. Stay. I know. I know.
12:24Gutting. Gutting.
12:26Neil, you didn't see me.
12:29On a more positive note, the good news is
12:32I've been promoted.
12:37So, every cloud.
12:44You're still thinking about the bad news, aren't you?
12:46It's not good news, David. It's only bad news and irrelevant news.
12:50Yeah, that's not a phrase though, is it?
12:51I couldn't come out and go, oh, I've got some bad news and some irrelevant news.
12:54You could have just told us about Neil.
12:56Get your promotion to yourself.
12:58Should have told us the good news first, got you happy.
13:00There is no good news, David.
13:02Hmm. I think promotion is genuinely considered good news.
13:05We're going to lose our jobs.
13:07You're not all going to lose your jobs. God, just...
13:10Right. You're not going to lose your job. You're not going to lose your job.
13:13You know, you're not going to lose your job.
13:15So, let's get it in perspective, yeah?
13:19Come on.
13:23You know there's only seven people on the board, yeah?
13:30When are the rest of us going to find out?
13:34I can't believe it. After all the things he said, it's just...
13:38I'm in shock.
13:40Sold us out.
13:43Wanker.
13:46What? David Brint's leaving.
13:57So you're definitely leaving him?
13:59Er, yeah, it would appear so.
14:03What about us?
14:05Nothing going on between us.
14:06No, not like that.
14:07Not like that, no.
14:08You know, but we're a team.
14:10I'm assistant regional manager.
14:12Assistant to the regional manager.
14:13Yeah.
14:15So I can still be your assistant?
14:17Can I, you know, if you're going off the...
14:20No, I'll be getting a proper assistant, a PA, probably.
14:24A lady?
14:25Hopefully, yeah.
14:26Well, not because of that, I'm just...
14:27What about Neil?
14:29Is he going to be needing an assistant? I could be his assistant.
14:32Neil's bringing his man with it.
14:34Bloody good guy, actually.
14:35Good assistant.
14:35A bloke called Terry's someone.
14:37You'd like him.
14:38He's ex-army.
14:40Territorial?
14:43No.
14:44Regular?
14:46Yeah.
14:47What rank?
14:49Sergeant, I think.
14:51What are you?
14:53Lieutenant, sir.
14:57Anyway.
14:59Well, that's it then, is it?
15:01The old team, on the scrap heap.
15:04It's all gone.
15:06Gareth.
15:07Come on.
15:09What are you doing?
15:10You're a soldier?
15:11Yeah.
15:12Eh?
15:12Yeah?
15:13Stiff upper lip and all that, eh?
15:15Spirit of the...
15:15Dam Busters?
15:17Yeah?
15:18The squadron never dies, does it?
15:20Seen that film?
15:22Yeah, I've got a video.
15:23Well then.
15:24Yeah?
15:24Before he goes into battle, he's playing with his dog and everything.
15:28Nigger.
15:28Yeah.
15:29That's not offensive.
15:30That's the dog's name.
15:31It was the forties as well before racism was bad, innit?
15:33So...
15:33Yeah, the dog was called nigger.
15:34Don't keep saying it, but...
15:37Eh?
15:45So...
15:46Take anything.
15:48Choose...
15:48One thing.
15:49Choose...
15:49A memento.
15:50From me to you.
15:51Take anything you want.
15:52To keep?
15:53Yep.
15:54Having the guitar.
15:55Having the guitar.
15:56I meant stationary or something.
15:57I can reorder.
15:59A whole bunch.
16:00That's always handy.
16:05All right?
16:06Yeah?
16:08Bloody good one, that.
16:13Okay.
16:15Oh.
16:17Like confetti.
16:19Could be used as confetti, yeah.
16:20Could be used as confetti, yeah.
16:23Chick with the vicar first.
16:24Always.
16:26Don't get down the carpet, Gareth.
16:28Oh.
16:28I'm just...
16:31Sorry.
16:32It's a bit there.
16:33I don't see it as letting people down.
16:35If this is a family, then maybe it's time to cut the apron strings.
16:39Let them stand on their own two feet.
16:40Because you can be sure, if they were in my position, they'd take the job and go,
16:43Yep, thanks.
16:44You know, we're off.
16:44Thanks for the opportunity and the great jokes.
16:47But, you know, this is a business, right?
16:49I'm not doing this for an Esther Ranson heart of gold.
16:53Or, you know, if Esther's handing out awards, then do it for maturity work.
16:57Not, you know, five fun runs in two years.
16:59So, why don't you ask Philippa Norris or, you know, Simon Coleman at Mencap what they think of David Brent.
17:17It's the end of the financial year and spirits are in the sky.
17:32You're all smug now. You're moving away.
17:34But think of me. This shit could be on the other foot.
17:38You're going to be alright, aren't you?
17:39Yeah. I work hard. I earn my keep.
17:42But, unfortunately, the history books are full of just people who toil and fight for worthy causes and the freedom
17:50of others.
17:51And, yeah.
17:52That's the most profound thing you've ever said, mate.
17:54Yeah, and you do all that only for foreigners or women or disabled to take advantage of it.
17:58Can I withdraw my last comment?
18:00What do you think of her?
18:02It's a bit out of your league, mate. Definitely out of your league.
18:05No, it's a smug.
18:06It's, um, just because you've got a bit of donner because I played by the rules because she was out
18:11of bounds.
18:12You nipped him behind everyone's back.
18:14I'd have got a bit if I thought it was up for grabs.
18:16I'd have done her, but that would be shitting on your own doorstep.
18:20And, anyway, I don't do sloppy seconds.
18:22Yeah. You see, it's phrases like sloppy seconds which make her out of your league.
18:26I've got a friend there.
18:28Now I'm walking on sunshine.
18:32Whoa-oh.
18:33I'm walking on sunshine.
18:36Whoa-oh.
18:37I'm walking on sunshine.
18:40Whoa-oh.
18:41It's trying to feel good.
18:43Hey.
18:44All right now.
18:46It's trying to feel good.
18:48Hey.
18:48Yeah.
18:50Yeah.
18:51Hello.
18:53Welcome, everybody.
18:54Just a few things.
18:56Um, see the raffle over there?
18:57That's going to start later.
18:59And, uh, you can win a printer.
19:00Some I bloody love.
19:03Although, if I win it, I'll probably either put the ticket back or give it the charity or
19:06something.
19:06But that's, you know, no pressure.
19:08That's, uh, good luck to Ricky, who's off pursuing his career starting Monday.
19:13So, have you got me a collection or a gift or something?
19:17Have you got a minute long?
19:19Have you?
19:19So, should have seen what we've got.
19:21Pete Gibbons.
19:22Oh, in Italian.
19:23Oh, remember that.
19:25So, just coming from a meeting at head office where I was officially offered the job as UK
19:36manager.
19:37Um, and as you know, taking that job will mean a lot of you will lose your jobs.
19:41Uh, and I'd just like to say, that's why I told them to shove their job up their arses.
19:47So, are you staying here?
19:48Yes.
19:49We all are.
19:50We'll incorporate Swindon.
19:52So, you know, hip hip hooray for David Benn.
19:55Hip hip hooray.
19:57Yeah, no, stop it.
19:58Seriously.
19:59Don't move on.
20:00Let's move on.
20:00So, have a go.
20:02Let's rock.
20:03Smashing and nicey.
20:04Kick in there.
20:05Put the record on when I do that.
20:09That's clumsy.
20:18Do me when I need to come along.
20:21Sack bomb.
20:22Sack bomb.
20:22Yeah.
20:23You're my sack bomb.
20:25And baby, you can turn me on.
20:27Turn me on, God.
20:30Hey.
20:31Hey, all right, mate?
20:32You all right?
20:32Yeah.
20:32Did you ask my girlfriend now?
20:34Hey, no, what?
20:35You hit on someone's girlfriend and you don't expect to get in trouble.
20:36No, no, no, no, mate.
20:37No, listen.
20:37It's all the bloke would I be if I let that go.
20:38Can I just, no, listen, can I just say.
20:39No, we haven't got a problem here.
20:41We haven't got a problem here.
20:41What are we going to do about it?
20:42Lee, Lee, please.
20:43Can I get a wedding?
20:43Because I asked her.
20:44It was a friend.
20:45It wasn't a girlfriend.
20:46It was a soldier to cry on.
20:47Soldier?
20:48Soldier.
20:48What?
20:48You want a soldier to cry on?
20:49You bent or something?
20:52Is this a wind up?
20:54Yeah, sorry, mate.
20:55Don't do that, mate.
20:56I'm having a bit of laughter, all right?
20:57I'm sorry.
20:58I wouldn't blame you.
20:58She's a good looking girl.
20:59Yeah, she is.
21:01Come on.
21:02All right.
21:19Fand Th distribution from Robin,
21:22I won and had to play wiederات again.
21:23It's one of the stars.
21:28I didn't even know I'd like her.
21:47That's the thing about leadership
21:48Sometimes you've got to sacrifice yourself
21:52We just wanted to say we thought that was a really good thing you did
21:55Yeah man, really impressive
21:56Very respect individually, but cheers
21:59Well you've got our respect individually
22:01Leave that a little bit more if you hadn't jumped on top of you
22:03The minute back was turned, so
22:05Actually, you know, I was on top of you
22:06Alright, okay
22:07But we just wanted to say well done
22:09Yep
22:12And they probably did oral
22:19Hey, it's alright?
22:20Enjoying the party mum?
22:23So they offered you the job all day?
22:25Yeah, well, I think it is
22:26I've been with this nutty lot
22:27Way too long to sit down the river for a couple of hours
22:30Just a quid a year, so not interested
22:32Right, it's just that I was speaking to Paula
22:35Paula?
22:36Alan's assistant
22:36Oh yeah
22:37And she seems to think the reason that you didn't take the job
22:39Was not because you didn't want it
22:40But because you failed the medical
22:41Because of high blood pressure
22:43Wow
22:46You've got to ask yourself
22:47Why did I get high blood pressure on the day of the medical?
22:51Are you saying that you cheated science
22:53And faked high blood pressure
22:54So that you could remain in the job?
22:56You know, you've got to ask yourself that
22:58Did you?
23:00What's worse?
23:01Cheating medical science or cheating friends?
23:03Yeah
23:03Yeah, the board of directors come to me and they go
23:05Oh, oh David, you're the best man for the job
23:07You know, you've got to take the job
23:08And we won't take no for an answer
23:10Oh, hold on, you failed the medical
23:12All right
23:13Stay with you
23:14You know, from your mole nose
23:15You know, they may or may not have said that to me
23:17Did so
23:18They may or may not have
23:20So you faked high blood pressure
23:22In order to fail a medical test
23:25Oh no
23:27See you later
23:28Peace
23:28I want to show you how
23:32No, no, no
23:37It's because
23:42Oh, you wait a long time for me
23:49Oh, you wait a long time
23:55Ooh, you wait a long time for me
24:02Ooh, you wait a long time
24:10I'm not alone
24:13So don't forget this
24:16It's just a silly face
24:19I'm going through
24:24I'm not alone
24:28I'm not alone
24:31So when are you leaving me?
24:33Um, well, it probably won't be for quite a while
24:36Autumn?
24:37Um, probably not
24:39Oh
24:40Um, right, I thought you wanted to go back to university and everything
24:43Oh yeah, I will
24:44But there's a slight bit of a change of plan
24:46Oh, right
24:50David's made me senior sales clerk
24:55Oh, wow
24:57Um
24:58I thought you wanted to, like, be a psychologist
25:00Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
25:02But a senior sales clerk is, um
25:04Well, uh, well
25:05It's 500 quid guaranteed extra a year
25:08Uh, and if I do a bit of networking
25:09Then there's
25:10Every chance I could be in David's chair
25:12In three years, so
25:16And, um, um, all that talk about
25:18Like, getting on
25:19Moving on in the world
25:20No, so moving up
25:21Yeah, moving up
25:22And moving up can mean, uh
25:24Within an internal ladder
25:25Framework
25:26Or, uh, sideways
25:27To external
25:28Then up
25:29Uh, you know
25:29You've got to look at the whole pie
25:30Uh, vis-a-vis my current life situation
25:33You know
25:33Vis-a
25:34Pie
25:36Which means, of course
25:37That my old job is free
25:42So, you know
25:43Have a word
25:47Here we are
26:07You grow up
26:08You work
26:09Half a century
26:10You get a golden handshake
26:11You rest a couple of years
26:12And you're dead
26:14And the only thing that makes that crazy ride worthwhile is
26:17Did I enjoy it?
26:19Yeah, what did I learn?
26:19What was the point?
26:20That's where I come in
26:21You've seen how I
26:23React to people
26:24I make them feel good
26:25Make them think that
26:26Anything's possible
26:27Yeah
26:27If I make them laugh along the way
26:29Sue me
26:32Yeah
26:32And I don't do it
26:33So they turn around and go
26:34Oh, thank you David
26:34For the opportunity
26:35Thank you for the wisdom
26:36Thank you for the laughs
26:38I do it so
26:39One day
26:40Someone will go
26:42There goes David Brent
26:44I must remember to thank him
26:46Thank you for the wisdom